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If you looked at this image then you have been cürsed. Insects and bugs and spiders watch you.
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>>19365977
u are supposed to be afraid.. what are you doing??
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>>19365963

how is that a curse?

the spiders set up shop every night so i can smoke in peace. tiny bugs inside my body assist in my repair processes. wasps fly around and sting anyone that gives me shit.

the bugs are an advanced defense network.

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So in the ocean we got Dolphins and Octopi and Both are supposed to be really smart.
apparently Octopi are SO FRIGGIN SMART that the only upward limit on their intelligence is the limit of their lifespan.
People talk about ancient aliens and shit, but I dont really believe the aliens taught us anything, we probably came along later on
But, Cthulhu comes from space and he's allegedly a bad guy (and an octopus), But he's like a hyper-time-octopus (a "Quantapus”{having Chronophores instead of Chromatophores})
And dolphins ain't rocket scientists, they seem more like rape-y surfer dudes BUT PERHAPS
the The supergenius Cetacean space-empire was chasing Cthulhu who was on the run for his nefarious galactic warcrimes and they shot him down to earth.
The Dolphinians take after the Octopeople in the water finally engineering a biological weapon that can kill them by shortening their lifespan.
The octomen breed too fast to entirely die out, BUT at least they cant get smarter than a 4 year old and continue their cosmic atrocities.
The Ceta, of course, having lost everything in the brutal war, are trapped on earth to remain the jailers to the restrained Ceph, which is their noble sacrifice, as the cephalopods are far too dangerous to be left unattended. Surely they are, even with their limited ability, working on a way to overcome their age-curse.
However... Millions of years pass. And the tentacled horrors are so supremely limited by their lifespan-prison, so of course, the Dolph waste their time in the pleasures of earth succumbing to hedonism and degeneracy eventually becoming the lazy and playful tuna poachers that they are today.
(More?)
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yeah keep posting.
brb getting a tendies sub
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>>19365763
wut were the octopoids crimes? Maybe they were freedom fighters or something.
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>>19365912
They were of course near a watery planet, because being both aquatic species, the smartest way to program an FTL travel system would be to have it make short "hops" each time to the next liquid water bearing planet to momentarily reorient its self before hopping to the next, on its way to its final destination. As this assures that IF you have mechanical difficulty, you can at least crash some place you could survive.
All of the Cetacean tech would have sunk to the bottom bottom... OR be covered in SOOOOOO much sediment to be unfindable.... OR rusted away completely SO NO EVIDENCE and I think I recall something about how Octopi can spontaneously control their evolution, so the “Ceph” wouldn't have even had any physical technology.
It's lame how dolphins are so rapey, but it makes sense... because they started out as spacecops... so like... even if they're hyperintelligent space people, they're still just the dumb cops of space....
So they got that whole cop fraternity thing going on, covering up for eachother's crimes and abuse of power.

They're really the worst of what space intelligence has to offer us, and after millions of years of just fishing and debauch OH GOD a spacedolphin who talked to an earth dolphin would be like "GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING HICK!"

So the Insects and the Amphibians are earth native... because the amphibians eat bugs... so it makes sense.... they form a complete ecosystem.

But The Mamallians (Ceta) come from space, and so do the Ceph.

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hello /x/, I got a story for you

Short disclaimer: this is not a ghost story, so don't expect jumpscares or twist ending cheapshots, rather, it's an autobiography in which I piece different occurences that shaped my exsistence in this world in an attempt to reach out, hopefully making sense of the process of exploration I am currently obsessing with.

The Accursed - Part 1

Nearly every religion and culture has some kind of phenomena resembling a curse, pissed off orthodox Jews are known to perform a ritual named "Pulsa DiNura" - aramic for "lashes of fire", in which angels of destruction are called to block Yaweh's forgiveness for one's sins, causing the individual to suffer God's retribution; or the infamous "Master and Margarita" curse that was until recently plaguing every screening and play of Michael Bulgakov's classic, resulting in unexpected deaths and horrific injuries over and over again; some are firm believers in the curse of gilette, that seems to affect stars who choose associate themselves with the brand.

Me, I'm a bit different, from what I've discovered over the course of my journey, I've been cursed since birth, maybe even beforehand.

My life has always been full of horrific violence and exceptionally bad luck, starting from, well, the moment I've been born, in this chapter I am going to introduce myself to all of you, and expand upon the origins of how I became simultaneously more and less of a human in the struggle for self actualization and my battle with my inner demons, as well as the acquaintances I made with other entities I came to be aware of along the way.

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A good story should start from the beggining, and I would like to begin with my great grandmother, we used to call her "Granny Irene", a name she despised for reasons I only now uderstand; she was over a hundred years old when she died, 103 to be precise, she was a clinically depressed, demented, hateful, old woman in her later years, or so I've heard from my whole family at the time, a true monument for the long dead eastern european folk traditions, but the dichtonomy of reality made me doubt these claims as from the moment I've appeared into these world she had shown me nothing but unconditional love and utmost care.

"My dearest son", she used to call me,constantly showering me with buckets of strawberries, and fresh fruits from her garden, a gift I couldn't appreciate at the tender age of 6, being the kind hearted, naive child I was; we always had enough food at home - eggs, meat, pasta,even the occasional snack, my mother and my grandmother were expert chefs,and it never made much sense to me, however, there was something else about grandma Irene that I only notice now, in retrospective, she spoke to me, and only to me, for hours to an end, most of her demented muttering was hard to understand at the time, as she spoke exclusively in old church slavic, and no other language; well, here is where it gets interesting.

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During her late 20's, Grandmother Irene was a holodomor survivor, actually ate her two dead younger sisters during the horrible famine, moreover, she was apperantly born with an affinity for the occult and taboo, serving as the village witch in a time when superstiotions and the archanic slavic gods still roamed at large beneath the iron curtain of the soviet union, something I dicovered from her parting gift to me, which I accidentally stumbled upon in my grandmother's house as a yound teen, and to the discontent of my family, and was studied throughoutly during my teens.

What she left me was inside an envelope my grandmother hid in her attic, it was a dusty place, full of a great many soviet artifacts, it's really not a surprise I spent a lot of time exploring it as a kid, eventually stumbling upon this gift.

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Assuming my family's stance on Grandma Irene, they most likely thought she would just be bad influence regardless of what's in the envelope, and it was sealed shut when I found it, inside I found a bunch of money, a diary, a book, a passport, and a note; the money I left for my grandmother, figured out lives abroad was much more comfortable than living off a dead nation's welfare money, she wouldn't accept it knowing it came from her own mother so I just left it on the piano, thinking she would later find it and do something useful with it, which, knowing her temper, I doubt she did.

The diary was, well, my grand grandmother's only diary, very detailed in some points, much less so in others, the dates were sometimes years apart and sometimes a dozen a week, it was a thick, monster of a paperback notebook spanning over around 200 written pages and over 80 years, with many left blank, Grandma Irene written about everything she experienced during her life and then some, it's way too vast to rephrase but the main point that are relevant to my current situation are these - she was, by far, not the first person in out family with close ties to witchcraft and the occult, and, she mentioned a curse running in our blood since times long forgotten.

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Occultism and Magick General -
/OMG/ [insert clever title here] edition:
/sum/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW

Library link:
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ
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>>19364855
When I do the Dragon asana as pictured in The Equinox, the tops of my feet and ankles start to REALLY hurt. Last time, after only twenty minutes, I could barely straighten my feet out to stand up, and had to do it manually. Does anyone have suggestions? The pictures didn't show a square view from behind, so I'm not 100% certain that I have my heels and toes angled properly. Thanks in advance.
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Redpill me on witchcraft vs magick.
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>>19364924
Witchcraft is a type of magick. And dualism is cancer.

90% of this board is LARPing. But I wanna know the truth about the other 10%. I'm studying physics, but I still think there are more things than the material world. So, I'll ask you this, and I expect legit answers, not "lurk moar faggt": Is "magic" real? I downloaded a couple of books a while ago, read some of them, and most of them were rubbish that reminded me of the "wicca uwu" shit on Tumblr.

I don't believe in fairies, spirit forests and shit. That's absolute horsecock, and we all know it. However, I am open to "Eldritch Horrors" since aliens surely exist. Energy manipulation I could buy as well. Spirits, souls and all that... verdict's still out... I lean towards Deism myself.

Why do you ask if you're such a "non-believe", you may wonder. Well, lots of people in my family have had experiences with Christian Saints appearing in front of them or helping in some way. So I'm curious wether those saints just managed to tap into what we call "magic" or something.

>inb4 capeshit
Eh, sue me, I like comics.
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Wants to know more, call's stuff horsecock when you know fuck all about it :)

I won't even say lurk moar because you won't find any proof around here.
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>Believes in aliens but not spirits.
>Has never done DMT.
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>>19364717
Gee wiz, dunno, maybe because there universe is vast and most likely life exists on other planets as well? It's much more logical than "invisible ghosts of people who died but only I and my illuminated friends can see". Even if the latter was true, the former is much more likely.

>>19364715
Eh, I gotta grab your attention somehow. "Plez teach me magik uwu" would've been ignored by most.

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Ok /x/. It's time to do the ultimate poll. Where will your spend the rest of your eternity? Are you going to heaven, hell or will your soul remain in limbo? Take the quiz:

http://www.gotoquiz.com/going_to_heaven_or_to_hell
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>>19362799
Nice try, Mr. Governmant Man.
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According to this im going to heaven, even tho i killed two people. I think this is kinda bs
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>>19363569
Answered yes to that as well, though it was self-defense in Iraq.

Heaven also.

Hey, I'm interested in missing 411 if anyone has some info on the disappearances please post it here. Anything mysterious national park disappearance related works too.
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Bumpiddiy
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>>19362465
I think maybe buy the books bro? It has the info lol
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>>19364087
You don't have to buy the books. There's tons of Youtube videos of old podcasts and radioshows where they bring the guy on and he talks about Missing 411 for a few hours. I think they even made a movie.

If you had to make a list about the things and books you had to read to become a magus like Jhon Constantine, How could it be?
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>>19362269
Initiation into Hermetics by Franz Bardon, very practical, highly good
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The lemegeton. Hellblazer is the shiz
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>>19362358
My man, do you think its invocation book would be nice too?

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I am 31. Will I or will I not be alive to see alien disclosure?
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Its never going to happen my dude
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>>19361088
It's happening sooner than you might think. Only problem is is it a psyop?
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>>19361088
your body will be dead but your mind will still exist as lines of code.

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Baby bigfoot discovered in Azerbaijan! What does /x/ think??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xN3vY5lVuU
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>>19360125
looks like a mutilated monkey
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I honestly can't find anything disproving it so I'm not sure.
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I want it

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So every so often I get this really, really strong sense of déjà vu.
I'll be at a place doing a thing and suddenly for about five to fifteen seconds I get the overpowering feeling that I've been in this exact place doing this exact thing before.
Everything I say and everything said to me will be completely familiar, like I'm living through everything for the second time.
I swear everyone I've mentioned this to has no idea what I'm talking about.
Anyone out there have any idea what this is?
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Have u done lsd
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You just wrote it you utter spastic.
>déjà vu
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Have you been seeing repeating numbers lately? Such as 1111 and 999, 333 etc.

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Hey guys post whatever mysterious footage you have
Cryptids, ghosts, weird animals, anything you got.
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>>19354497
kinda looks like a man o war?
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This exam has been created for the purpose of finding new individuals to add to our ranks.

We seek individuals from every walk of life, talented in various fields.

Knowledge beyond your current comprehension awaits.

We will be watching.
http://eone.pw/
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Beware the ghosts of October??
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>>19353242
Yeah but I reject the exam, I'm too smart for you. I'll saddle up with the opposition.
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>>19353242
>thinking knowledge is worth a damn

all that knowledge and you haven't figured out that we are god? you haven't come to understand that we already know ALL and have fragmented ourselves to experience that knowing? fucking simpleton, fuck outta here with your fear. go spread love and become one with the source, niiiggggguuuuhhh

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How far down the YouTube Iceberg have you gone?
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>>19371356
Level 7: TanteiSakana
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>>19371356
>no Lexi Demun
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo20jMT_GD6iZREf5jxw5Fg
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>>19371356
> no sv3rige

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Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.


AKA the "I Swear I'm Not Dead" Edition
UNFAKED MOON LANDINGS
SUNKEN /pol/ GOLD
BLOODY SHROUDS AND UFOS OVER LA
PLUS ALL THE REGULAR GARBAGE


Table of Contents:

1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Paranormal Article of the Week
3: Paranormal Podcasts
4: Editor's Note
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Paranormal News of the Week


Private firm set to land on the Moon in 2019

Astrobotic is aiming to land its unmanned Peregrine lunar lander on the surface of the Moon in two years' time. The Pittsburgh-based firm, which bowed out of Google's Lunar XPRIZE last year, will be launching its lunar lander atop a United Launch Alliance (ULA) Atlas V rocket sometime in 2019.

"Astrobotic is thrilled to select a ULA launch vehicle as the means to get Peregrine to the Moon," said CEO John Thornton. "By launching with ULA, Astrobotic can rest assured our payload customers will ride on a proven launch vehicle with a solid track record of success."

The lander will be carrying 35 kilograms of payload on its initial flight however there are plans to ramp this up significantly in the future with up to 265 kilograms of payload capacity on subsequent flights. While Peregrine is currently set to become the first private lunar lander ever to touch down on the Moon, there is still an opportunity for one of the firm's competitors to beat it to the punch. The biggest threat comes from the five teams currently vying to win Google's Lunar XPRIZE, a contest that is offering a $20 million prize to the first privately funded team to successfully land a rover on the Moon's surface, drive it 500 meters from the landing site and then transmit a video back to Earth. Whether any of them will achieve this before Peregrine's 2019 mission however remains to be seen.

Full Story: https://www.space.com/37633-astrobotic-private-moon-rover-launching-2019.html
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Nazi gold reportedly found in WWII shipwreck

A chest thought to be filled with Nazi gold has been found in the wreckage of the scuttled SS Minden. The ship, which has been located at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean near Iceland, was thought to have been hauling over $130 million worth of gold from South America to Nazi-occupied Europe. After being loaded by officials from Banco Germanico, it left Brazil on September 6, 1939 before being spotted by two British cruisers - the HMS Calypso and HMS Dunedin - out at sea. To prevent its valuables from being captured by the Allies, the crew deliberately scuttled the ship and left it to sink to the bottom of the ocean.

British treasure hunters are now attempting to acquire permission from authorities in Iceland to cut a hole in the ship's hull so that the chest can be recovered and taken back to the UK. It is believed that it could contain as much as four tons of the precious metal. Whether the vessel really does contain such a large haul of gold however, as well as whether the researchers will be granted permission to retrieve it, remains for the moment at least, unclear.

Full Story: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4077188/nazi-gold-treasure-shipwreck-iceland/
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Traces of blood found on the Shroud of Turin

The mysterious Turin Shroud, which is believed by many to be the actual burial cloth of Jesus himself, has long been the subject of intense scrutiny, controversy and debate. Now following a thorough forensic examination of the cloth, researchers in Italy claim to have discovered traces of human blood within its fibers. Not only that, but a scientific analysis of these blood particles has suggested that the individual in question had likely been subjected to a prolonged period of physical torture before they died.

"Hence, the presence of these biological nanoparticles found during our experiments point to a violent death for the man wrapped in the Turin Shroud," said University of Padua professor Giulio Fanti.

The discovery has reignited debate over the true origins and authenticity of the shroud which for years has divided scientists and theologians alike. Some believe the relic to be a medieval forgery while others are convinced that it is genuine and that it dates back 2,000 years. But could the presence of blood on the shroud really point to it being the actual burial cloth of Jesus? Given that the shroud has been moved around a lot over the centuries, even if there really is someone's blood on it, there is no guarantee that it has actually been there all along.

Full Story: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/shroud-turin-blood-torture-victim-research-elvio-carlino-jesus-tomb-a7850621.html

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