Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 460. page

>>19346385
1. Abduct a guy
2. Suck his dick and swallow his cum
3. Recite the proper incantations
4. ????
5. Profit

>>19346395
Will try

>>19346385
This overused meme should be worthy of a b&

>>19346313
>Be me
>Take five drops of LSD
>Cool shit senpai, feels pretty good
>Listening to Planet Drum by Mickey Hart
>Decide to go outside
>Realize about twenty minutes later that I have no idea where the fuck I am or how I got there
>Look around in confusion
>Holy shit there's fucking dragon slug things all around me
>Stumble back and trip into some thorn bushes
>Climb out, cutting myself up in the process
>Climb out of a patch of trees in a park like halfway across town
>Look down at my bloody arms and hands
>See blood oozing out
>Feel myself getting hollow as I pump out all of my blood
>Keep my composure and try not to scream and cry
>Stumble back home covered in blood and dirt
>Take shower as I try to ride out the rest of the experience

Nothing too crazy but I can only imagine how I must have looked to any passerby.

>>19346313
I was given ketamine in the hospital for s broken bone when I was 14

>>19346437
what happened?

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how do i summon an incubus and a succubus and enslave them and force them to mate and breed them so i can sell the little babybuses for $20 each?????

Die and see for yourself. Or speculate.

>>19346201
This. Do it, be a legend.

>>19346201
You'll definitely still be able to shitpost on /x/ too. Happens all the time. Let us know how it goes.

nigga how the fuck is this paranormal

go outside and slap a cop and tell me your actions dont matter. Maybe not in the long run but in the here and now your decisions definitely matter.

>>19346003
You matter. Your actions mattter. Someone's found your consciousnesses telecommunication source and highjacked the frequency. Root out fear and negativity and replace it with love.

>>19346335
How can someone do that? How to tune in some frequency of love / wealth?

>>19345882
i think you should slit your throat

I personally don't have anything against it, I just don't get why it is(/was) so popular.

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This is the infrared snap and half of the snap has been cropped out on Google Mars in Infrared.

The Dark Knight in the woods just outside of our house. Me and my friends would go to this large rock that we had found about a mile past our neighbor's house we called it the alter. We frequently went there to smoke blunts but one night we went out as the Sun is setting. We let the blunt and about as soon as it got dark we were all stoned out of her mind it was crazy we were all laughing at jumping up and down and reality was in and out. About what felt like 10 minutes past but it was probably like 2.. we all got calm all of a sudden and we are hit with like this moment of complete silence. Everybody stop talking pretty much at the same time and we all just became blindly aware of something. Paranoid acknowledging yeah that was weird how we all stop talking at the same time. We decided to walk back and the trail is narrow and dark, we just got past our neighbor's house close to home and a skeleton popped out. We all ran back home sober as hell now. We get home and talk about what had just happened. But we realize we're all faggets.

>>19344908
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU SCARED ME FUCK YOU

>>19344908
Expose the image expecting ayy lmaos