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>>19399027
New, better god here. I created everything and all I want is for you to love me and there's only one way to do it.

Love. Love someone. Love someone with all your might. Find someone that gets your dick hard or your pussy wet and love them. Love them in ways you didn't know you could. Let the lust be its own thing and just love the fuck out of them, because I don't see any reason you shouldn't have love and lust at the same time. The lust comes naturally, as I made it come naturally, but the love is something you'll have to choose.

END OF HOLY TEXT

>>19399027
Fornication isn't love breeding is obeying the Demiurge and fall for his satanic plans

>>19399081

Not if live a holy life under god yo udamn heathen!

Continue my praise and laugh in the face of the non-believers as they see the true lord and savior is alive and real. Pesto be upon you. Ramen.

>>19399008
I'd laugh.

>>19399008

Watch a bunch of edgetards who joined in circle jerks of fedora tipping stop and realize that pissing on others for having beliefs on matters outside the sciences focus, or ability to speak on, didn't make them superior intellectuals after all. Just people with other ideas on what might be, who were shitty pseudo scientific elitist about it.

>>19398930
I don't think luck is real but if it is then I'm all out of it like today I gave my dog a walk and he ate shit and had to clean the shit out of his mouth.

Doesn't it go along the lines of "your own mind makes your own luck"?

Confidence, will, belief.

>>19398930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mN33w5Ftw
Luck is about receptivity. Opportunity isn't going to come kick down your door and sodomize you. Probably. You have to get out there and talk to people.

>>19398941
Train your dog better and walk him in cleaner places. Bad things happen to you because you're careless, and blaming the universe isn't going to address the problem.

>>19398907
try looking through a noose

>>19398910
Eat shit and dieeee!!!!!!

>>19398907
My dear kid, just anyone didn't told you, that any deals or contracts with demons are just uneconomical?
I mean you'll get thing, but at what cost!

ITS HAPPENING
hes becoming a transgender purely by chanting racist slurs

Oh shit nigger

Omg he's doing it. Wtf

Are we the evil version of the universe?

>>19398858
no

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>>19398851
what are your qualifications?

>>19398734
Because every culture managed to find a giant dinosaur skull once in a while.

>>19398734
Dragons are real and in every culture

>>19398734
>tfw Noah didn't bring dragons on the arch

Fucking hell Noah.

>>19398679
who am i?

>>19398679
>"Witch"
>Subscribes to non-scriptural Christist dogma

What country are you in and have any family or acquaintances had contact with the legendary Essex Witch Cult?

>>19398679
Did you come any closer to the ultimate truth?

Also, how do you do magic? Have you ever tried ayahuasca? What about astral traveling?

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First for being impatient to get this.

Is self initiation into Vajrayana possible?

>>19398436
I want everyone to know that (so long as my stomach settles so I can actually take it) during my trip this evening i will be reciting Anathema of Zos loud enough for most of my neighborhood to hear. I may even hook up my PA speakers. It depends on what else I consume, I guess, but psychedelics are great for sermons. I learned that from the Brown Buffalo.

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>>19398428
It's not such a wild guess lots of them are openly satanists.

>>19398439
Yeah actors too. Sicking really.

>>19398428
Well, I think it's safe to say, after comparing John Lennon's lyrics, poetry, journals, etc. to the Satanic bible, that he was emphatically *not* a Satanist. But hey, don't let scholarly efforts get in the way of your speculation and conjecture.

Even if they were ALL satanists, so? Do you ever suppose that people are more disgusted by Christianity than satanism? Or is that not possible since it's not how *you* feel?

>>19398364
play the midnight man, experience the true fear.
>then come back and tell us about experience.

>>19398371
Wtf is that and how will it prove the supernatural?

>>19398364
>The Philip experiment; people create a ghost that can move things at command
https://ashleyknibb.com/2017/01/29/the-metetherial-encyclopaedia-the-philip-experiment/

>Ted Serios alters photographs with his mind, people don't know how
http://www.chronicle.com/article/Ted-SeriosPsychic/126388/

>The Huaxia Zhineng Qigong Center destroys a tumor with ancient chinese secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBA8giwKY0


I don't know if these have been thoroughly dis-proven but they're what I can think of off the top of my head.

>>19398310
Florida will be the first one to get conpletely flooded..
You better get a boat anon.

floridas full fuck off

>>19398845
I thought it was Louisiana

>>19398250
don't worry their will be a savior we just have to wait
surely one will show......eventually.

>>19398250
Tell us what you have found in your research please.

>>19398291
He know just know all world governments are devil worshiping evil demonic fucks and believes they have taken over.

He does not know about astrology and does not see the infighting is the dark ones. The light is being put on them the golden age is coimg.

https://youtu.be/52RjFPChK-M

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>>19398130
Stephen Kaplan was one of the most prominent modern vampirologists, the founder of The Vampire Research Center in 1972.

There's an interview with a supposedly real female vampire in his book. Thanks to two people who scanned it you can read it too. Pretty interesting and worth a look:

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/07/19/elizabeth/

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I hate you so much

>>19398134
thanks im going to check it out when i come home from work

>>19398094
soooooooon.

>>19398094
https://youtu.be/iHvrwUUvLZk

Have there been any recent sightings (within past five years or so)? With how much better phone cameras and such have gotten surely there'd be some good footage by now.