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answer this man's question you faggots

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The initial revelation is one thing, but try and think of all the ramifications.

You'd have people who stop respecting human society completely and start worshiping the aliens because they have all the answers. I can see why something like the Prime Directive might actually exist.

>>16946301
Go to montalk
Read
Now grow up and make your conspiracy theory homework and you will understand.

>>16946158
Or the Venetians were more advanced than Earthling races. Maybe whites are from Venis.

>>16946179
HEIL FUCKING HITLER

"Scientists have theorized that Mercury's atmosphere was once much cooler and oxygen was more abundant. Spectrogram analysis has confirmed presence of methane in samples taken from the crust. Methane has always been a key indicator of life. They concluded that around 15,000 years ago, there was a possible life."

Mercuians were once here on Earth too after their great cataclysm.

it's just a stupid rocket test, goddamn you dumb kids

didn't you feel like a wanker when you were capitalizing all those letters in your title? WANKER

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I just hope first contact doesn't destroy us. Maybe just maybe we were born in time to explore the stars huh?

>>16945921
I thought rockets moved? Plus the news changed their story twice, which is pretty suspicious.

I'm sorry that you suffer from being narrow-minded, but it's time to wake up, kid.

or A time machine?

>>16946000
yes....

the most iconic time machine.

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Fuck y'all y'all didn't have to kick me I didn't even know what was join on

>pasta

A Mexican?

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>>16945801
You gotta pay the troll toll

no but i have pretty nice abandoned factory near my house

>>16945789
an abandoned mine and 3 abandoned cemetaries
already paranoid as shit and have a shadow fucker following me so I'm not going there

3 castles, school and opera

Op is a faggot

Jk just autistic

You saw a ghost have you tried to communicate to it?

Sounds cool do it.

Sounds like a great idea do it

Do it up.

>>16945449
Black holes are not holes.

>>16945449
desu senpaitachi

>>16945449
This is the process:

You get close to the black hole
You feel the pull of gravity start to tug harder on the closest parts to the black hole
You pass the event horizon and gravity increases
Spagettification starts
You get ripped appart to the point that only atoms remain
Eventually the atoms will hit an extremely dense surface
Congratulations, you are now part of the black hole

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>>16945315

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>>16945315
Anyone there

>>16945327
Don't expect a response right away, just keep going

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>>16945241
confirmed.... dresden sphere checking in

>who else comfy here?

Are we starting in 2 minutes then?

>>16945241
may i recommend starting at 5-10 minutes after?

this thread was posted at 2 minutes before the top of the hour

>friend grabs his pull-up bar and gets ready for sweet /fit/ justice
>yells obscenities while patrolling his house
>says he sees what looks like a small humanoid crouched in his weight room
>gives zero fucks and tosses the pull-up bar at THE WINDOW
>shatters like lanklet kneecaps squatting
>thing nowhere in sight
>friend then starts to consider ouija shit
>calls other friend for advice
>our lifting group has some odd characters
>johnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver
>says he'll be by with some holy water
>drops it off
>"I'll call my grandmother tomorrow to help, she's one of the medium people"
>friend sits down on his couch while the house smells like old
>watches american dad
>looks at the sage
>dried up and out
>goes to his pocket for the silver
>fucking
>melted
>instead of warm it was cold
>starts to see something dart back and forth across the room
>tv goes off and static comes on
>says high pitched screaming fills the house
>friend gets mildly annoyed
>walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion
>like imagine walking into a room, tipping over a vase, then going back to doing what you were doing
>he did that except threw a skull against the wall
>says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped
>lights go off again
>hears numerous footsteps getting closer to him
>tells me he's mildly freaked out at this point
>I'm very concerned that he said "mildly"
>says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness
>only hears the wind breaking on his fists
>says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him
>screams "NUH UH"
>starts running around his house and swinging in the darkness
>fucks up his living room in the process
>tells me he swears he made contact with something fleshy a few times
>doesn't remember falling asleep
>wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day

>friend goes outside to make frequent calls throughout his routines
>ask him if he's trying to get in touch with a priest
>tells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the "ghosts"
>sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin until it dies
>friend goes home again
>fast forward a few days
>looks completely normal
>ask johnny if lifting buddy was alright
>tells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation
>says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch
>feels a presence but it feels scared
>lifting buddy walks out of his bathroom naked
>wiping his ass with a ouija board towel
>throws in on the floor and kicks it into the living room
>pours more holy water on it then takes it outside to burn it
>asks friend is he is hungry
>"Uh...sure..."
>says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a fucking cutting board
>says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it
>breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash
>washes his hands then pisses in the trash can
>even I think this is disrespecting the spirits too much
>they both eat grilled chicken salad then johnny leaves
>says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall
>"I'M PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND I'LL BE BACK TO FUCKING MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S WHORE DAUGHTER"
>punches a hole in the wall before leaving
>johnny calls his abuela that night
>abuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day
>says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation
>priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore
>tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks shit about satan
>priest leaves before cleansing

(Continued)
>abuela stays to do her medium thang
>tries to contact the spirits
>says it was a group of entities that were very pissed that their shrine was disturbed
>tells her that they have no power since lifting buddy isn't remotely scared of anything they've done
>lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake
>abuela says the entities scatter like roaches
>"Check out what I found on the street this morning *takes a bit out apple* a fucking dead snake"
>throws the snake on the floor
>puts holy water and salt on it
>kicks it into the carpet a few times before peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen
>abuela is wtfing at this man's mental strength or ignorance
>tries to contact the spirits again
>they keep running from her
>finally talks to one
>says they are scared of lifting buddy
>ghosts
>are scared
>of my bulky friend
>abuela asks what could make them pass on
>says they did black magic to get revenge on some asshole landlord from way back when
>says they had incriminating shit to shame his family within the wall with the skull
>abuela tells lifting buddy what he needs to do
>lifting buddy goes into the weight room
>makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall
>finds a folder with records of some sort
>im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part
>lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it
>abuela horrified
>crumples them up and throws them into the corner of the room
>tells the spirits to piss off then punches another hole in the wall
>total of 13 holes at this point
>abuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves
>goes back to lifting buddy's house a month later
>immediately goes to the weight room
>more holes than wall, destroyed af, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are still there
>tries to contact spirits
>nothing
>smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done

OPs senpai is kill

>>16944919
Your art project isn't /x/
fuck off.

>>16944919
You should have taken that skull home. If you are gonna piss off the devil, you might as well have a pretty fucking cool ornament in the house.

[spoiler]You are probably OK. Stop being a whiny bitch.[/spoiler]

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here is another pic a friend who lives near me took. some say it's part of the taurid meteor shower, but i saw a meteor the other night and whatever this is moved way slower, and wasnt a fireball. very fucking weird.

I've also gotten word from friends in La Jolla that the entire town is enveloped in smoke. Is this a missile launch?

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It's a meteor or asteroid, I saw it from so cal. Watch it explode was some dope shit man. Definitely the biggest and brightest Ive seen in person.

>>16944678
Yes, I know about this. Not any more than anyone else though. It's a supposed mockumentary about Spongebob, but no one knows any of the details. Pretty sure any other information beyond that isn't available.

>>16944678
>>>/trash/

>>16944710
Thanks, the concept of this is so interesting.

I just wanted to see if someone had seen a scene of the movie>>16944710