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also similarities from predator to beowulf?

>>16983061
>oldest book known to man
no. it's the oldest written, fictional story to man.

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>>16983061

>Beowulf (bio-wolf): oldest book known to man

No fucking way, and "(bio-wolf)" is dumb association.

Beowulf from about 700ad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf

Works of Hesiod are from ~700 BC, a good thousand years earlier. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesiod

What is the oldest book known to man? I personally go with the works of Hesiod, but it is certainly a matter open to debate that probably can never be resolved. But Beowulf is NOT a candidate.

And your favorite rapist is paranormal how?

>>16982823
the dc snipers come to mind

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>>16982839
Because edgy.

Something just fell over and scared the shit out of me. Can anyone help me please?

Spirits are everywhere anon, don't over react. Also one of the worst things you can do is fear spirits, as it just depowers you and attracts things that feed on fear.

Are you having any serious activity? If not, don't worry about it. It's perfectly natural to catch glimpse of a spirit at some point in your life. Just cherish the revelation that there is more to this world than what we normally perceive.

>>16982786
It kinda felt like it was sneaking up on me I'm not sure. I have had a few close relatives pass away but ever since we moved into this house things have been kinda off. Bumps in the night, things turning on by themselves, things breaking. Not extreme amounts just here and there. We just brushed it off as nothing really, but I saw something the other night and I'm pretty tripped out now.

let it snow already
i'm sick of this rotten brown dead landscape already

>>>/trash/

let it snow

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contrast secret

>>16982465
>2015
>Using the butt drying Jew

Are there people on this board who unironically use a product designed to remove natural lubricants and pheromones from the glute area? Do you think your white ancestors wiped down there? Why do you continue doing so? Are you happy giving billions of dollars to the Jew-controlled TP industry?

Ever since I dropped the toilet paper Jew I've noticed I sit more comfortably because my cheeks have a natural layer of soiling that prevents abrasion and rubbing. I've also saved countless hours over the last few years since I don't spend all those tedious moments wiping after relieving myself. I've also kept more of my hard earned dollars away from Jewish brands like Charmin and whatnot.

It's time to leave this Jewish product behind. Feel free to share your experiences with quitting TP.

>>16982829
what is this?

>>16982830
is this some pasta or something?

interest bump

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>>16982450
any of these seem right?

>>16982450
Are you gonna reply faglord?

>>16982448
Ur mom

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>>16982448
gooseman

4chan, the god of dank memes and sexual abstinence

>>16982325
No, go back to /v/

>>16982339
I'm from tumblr though

It was made by a furry, I can almost guarantee it. It has anthromorphic characters, the 'so randum' humor all the while trying to be deep.

It's paranormal like a freshman English major is a best-selling author.

nice blades
they cut surrounding tissue so way more painful

Keris is not to slashing but piercing

Keris can fly tooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZQN_mcanZE

define "powers"

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>>16982198
>the define guy

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>>16982198
clairvoyance, emotional productivity, spiritual liveliness, etc.

>>16982171
>Except he’s not telling us, he’s not even looking at us
>He’s yelling behind Trent
>Trent and I are trying to figure out what the fuck we’re doing, since we’re about to re-enact Hatfields and the fucking McCoys in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>Suddenly, Garret picks up his gun and aims at Trent
>Austin drops like a rock, Trent is scared shitless
>I’m wondering what the fuck I’m going to say to the cops about all this
>”We’re leaving, ain’t we, fellas?”
>Trent slowly turns around out of curiosity
>I swear I have never seen a look as terrified as the one on Trent’s face
>Austin sees Trent, looks to me. I stare back, too chickenshit to see what’s going on behind Trent
>Trent suddenly sprints past Garret, who keeps aiming his gun at whatever the fuck is back there
>”Anon, Austin, don’t move until I tell you, but when I say it, run like a nigger in a henhouse.”
>At this point, too scared to call out that bullshit, just dumbly nod my head
>Try to sneak a peek-
>”ANON. DON’T. MOVE.”
>Garret quietly moves, picks up lantern by hooking it with the muzzle
>”We’re leaving now, we don’t want any trouble. We didn’t mean anything by it.”
>Something fucking moves in the bushes
>Cold gets colder, literally a second from pissing myself
>Garret stops breathing for a moment, lantern swings gently
>”Run.”
>I am not a fast man. Tonight I was fucking Usain Bolt.
>Austin is like five feet from me, I can hear him crying
>I’m crying too
>I hear three gunshots, one every few seconds
>And then the scream
You know as I’m typing this, I realize I’m actually tearing up. This shit is not a fucking joke, but it feels better to write it down than just bottle it up. Anyways.
>Have you ever heard a coyote yelp? They sound like they’re sorta young kids crying and yelling.
>I grew up with coyotes in the back yard
>This did not sound like a coyote
>It was high pitched, higher than a coyote
>and it was right fucking behind us

>>16982175
>Austin and I don’t even look to each-other, we just keep running, finally clearing the trees and entering the meadows near a creek
>Garret appears behind us, rifle slung over his shoulder and he’s shouting to keep running
>The scream gets louder, but not like in volume
>It’s getting closer
>Garret tells us to keep going, we’re almost across the line. He full stops and takes another shot before moving again
>OhgodthisishowIdie.jpg
>Suddenly, more fucking screams
>They are EVERYWHERE
>We see an old fence not more than 30 yards away, Austin fucking leaps that shit like a gymnast, I’m like a few seconds behind him, land on my back and see stars
>Garret leaps over and takes aim again, completely out of breath
>”WE’RE ON OUR SIDE, FUCK OFF!”
>Screaming literally stops, there’s no fucking crickets or shit to fill the void, just three adult men crying like bitches
>Austin on his knees, fairly certain he just vomited. I’m not even here anymore
>”Garret, where’s the fucking lantern?”
>Garret keeps his gun up, but his knees are shaking
>Garret whispers back “In the trees.”
>We all look up and see the tree line, sure enough, lantern is sitting in trees at the edge of the meadows
>There’s something standing near the trees
>It’s way too fucking tall
>It doesn’t really move, just jitters back and forth, like someone cut out the in-between frames of an animation
>It moves back and forth across the trees, the light blocks out the details, which was fine by me
>It turns and sort of hovers across the ground
>Its knees are fucking backwards holy shit
>Garret is heaving now, his breath is ragged but he seems to be okay
>”Garret what the fuck-“
>”SHUT UP!”
>I’ll admit it, I’m full on sobbing now but I’m so cried out I can’t actually make tears, just blubber in the corner
>”We’re on our side, fuckers, you know the rules!”
>Another one appears from the woods and starts to jitter

>>16982182
>Garret aims up and shoots again, I feel my ears ring for a second
>The figures fucking freak out and rush back and forth across the tree-lines, falling in and out of the light
>For a second, I think I see three shapes moving around, but I don’t care, I just want this shit to stop
>The light in the trees flickers, and Garret curses
>”When the light goes out, run as fast as you can and scream and holler for grandpa. Don’t stop even if I tell you to.”
>Austin doesn’t even argue, I’m nodding and turning to stare at the trees
>The light flickers again but comes back
>The shapes stop moving
>FUCK they got bigger
>No, they’re closer
>The light flickers, I expect them to get bigger again
>But the light doesn’t come back on and we fucking book it
>Austin takes the lead, rushes into the forest behind us screaming for grandpa, Garret doesn’t even hold the rifle for a shot anymore, he’s just running like we are
>We hear the screams again, but they’re getting closer, oh god they’re closer
>Suddenly, lights, fucking lights everywhere, the screams stop
>Grandpa is like 50 yards away with my dad and like 3 distant uncles and some black dude in a sweatshirt
>They all have guns, what the fuck
>Garret and Austin fucking slide to the ground in front of Grandpa, I don’t give a fuck and just crash into my dad, who just sort of hugs me for a second as I keep crying
>Garret is saying a bunch of things but he’s saying it so fast I can’t understand him with his accent anymore. Grandpa and one of my uncles just nod
>”Where’s your friend?”
>”Trent ran past us, didn’t he reach you?”
>Grandpa grabs me and Garret, Austin is curled up weeping on the ground
>“Take him to the house, hide him in the guest room with no windows. They seen what he looks like.”
>I fucking want to go home, or to whatever the fuck counts for home
>Grandpa says I need to go with them, says Garret has a good gun

>Tonight.I will test the extent of your knowledge
Awesome, I'm in

>on this.wild goose chase
Oooohh... I get it, I am not participating.

I don't get it, does it lead to another image that leads to another image or something?
Scary photo maybe?

Fake, gay, and dumb.

op.
is a huge faggot as always.

http://www.xmasclock.com/

The last man on earth sits alone in a room.
He hears a knock at the door.

Fresh bread get.

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Did anyone else poop their pants when the air went dead just after Art Bell goes
"Did you hear that?"

>>16981891
I thought Art was kill for sure.

wat

>>16981837
I echo this sentiment.

>>16981848
I dont understand wat this post means