Tell a short horror story.
3 sentences or less
/x/ is currently censoring ideas.
With quite a bias too.
Will the truth be among forbidden topics?
>>17001849
OP is a faggot
yes it's true it is
but if he's a faggot then am i a fig?
We already have a thread like this. >>16987997
OP is a dumbfuck who can't search or use the catalog.
And then his skellington popped out.
I want to thank the world, time, and life itself for everything that’s happened. I want to thank everyone who lived and died for my cause or any other. I want to thank everyone and everything that exists, every being in the universe, and the full set of people and outcomes that led us to this moment. I feel deeply indebted to everyone that’s had to deal with me, because I know now how infinitely impossible it is to work with me. So long as you never tell me what you did to help out, I don’t think there’s any further danger for you other than all the other people that failed to help in any meaningful capacity.
I want to thank everyone that opposed me, everyone who tried to help, and all the people that lived and died without doing a thing to help. I deeply love each and every one of you and I don’t know what I’d do without each of you. I want to spend my eternity with all of you. <3
I promise I won’t “eat” your civilization so long as you maintain the diversity that you have so much of. Additionally, I’m deferring control of the forces of life and death to /x/, because I don’t think anyone else can really handle that kind of responsibility alone. I’m excited to see what you do with it.
If you have any questions at all about me, heaven, my power/influence, time, space, life, your personal identity and purpose, why the world has this shape, and anything else you can think of, please ask. I want to set things straight now that I know what straight really is.
I also want to thank everyone that works to repair the lines of fate when they break.
What is my name? Answer correctly and I'll ask a more serious question.
>>17001606
You have always and without fail demonstrated that you are either unwilling or unable to demonstrate your knowledge and abilities.
Kindly fuck off.
I want to make a religion that believes aliens created humans through genetic engineering. There's a lot more, but that's the gist of it.
I'd start with making a Twitter account. If I made this, would you join?
Also, what to name it?
>>17001311
That's a pretty reasonable belief, I may join, but naming isn't really my thing (would "ayy-lmao" be a sufficiently good choice?)
You start this same thread with the same picture like once every two days.
This photo was taken at a dark point in my life. Please disregard the beer, my clearly inebriated expression, and the lack of defined abs. Direct your attention instead to what appears to be the eyes and nose of a cloaked figure over my left shoulder near the camera flash. The room was devoid of people and completely dark. The image behind me is not some weird duplicate of my own face via the mirror as far as I can tell. I'd love for someone to give me a rational explanation for what appears to be a person standing behind me looking over my shoulder.
Help me 4chan. You're my only hope.
>>17001263
Hahaha haha... If it isn't the famous Ludwig...
>>17001263
Hipsters gonna hip
Ludwig?
is there any way to willingly induce terrifying nightmares?
>>17001186
Yeah just walk around your old high school with an open container of alcohol, and drink it when you get home
Note: possession of alcohol on school property is a felony in some states
>>17001191
yeah but it really shouldn't be, that's definitely some misdemeanor go home shit. so fuck off.
I didn't make the ridiculous laws.
>>17001191
I live in germany where you won't even get a fine for public drinking
Weird shit you remember from being a kid.
We've all seen the posts about creepy things kids say, but what are some things you've said, done or thought that looking back as an adult seem weird to you?
I can remember being probably 3-4 years old and thinking with no fear whatsoever, about killing myself to get to heaven. I remember looking at the knives in the kitchen and just thinking "yeah, why wouldn't I want to die? Heaven is awesome"
Other than that, I can also remember a theory I had that since we all have the power to create and destroy life, that we all must be God. The Bible says God created us in his image and we create babies in our image so we must be.
Just a lot of weird, philosophical ideas that shouldn't be knocking around inside the mind of a child.
Were you ever a weird kid?
>>17001044
I constantly thought about how easy it was to kill family, pets, friends etc but obviously never went through with it. Always thought about ways I could do it. Don't think like that anymore though.
>>17001044
I've always thought God is all of our collective consciousness combined.
>>17001060
No, that's Goddess
Post stories like these
There is non like it, that one qualifies for the best of the very best.
>>17000790
>>17000944
There is one though I can't/don't have time to search for it but it goes like this
>/k/ goes into the woods for keks & shit
>They're a small group, maybe 10 persons max
>All armed to the teeth
>They're walking around in the woods /k/ommando style
>Typical jerkish goatman bullshit occurs
>Noises, voices, more people than they should etc
>Their leader spot the goatman in the group and the fucker start running and giggling
>Fucking mad as balls /k/ommando leader fucking sprint after it yelling the full marine pasta at the top of his lungs
>Narrator and group try to follow but they lose sight contact
>They still keep up because braindead leader is still fucking yelling
>They hear some struggle and catch up
>The absolute madman is on top of the goatman keeping him pinned with arm/leglocks
>They end up breaking both its arms and legs and going home while the thing is wailing in pain
If anyone has the story it would be much appreciated
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>>17000408
Does any one else get these intense auguries from mundane activities like drinking tea, shower water dripping of your body, etc?
was Joan Rivers right about what she said about the current Prez and First Lady?
Hey! Good afternoon!
Hey /x/. Looking to read about the Qlippoth. Any books exploring the idea of these forces? Thanks!
Religion threads go on /his/
Really don't get how gods and spirits don't belong here.
If there were ever a rule superseded by the masses this would be it.
>>17000259
Shut up, stupid.
Itt: your kid draws this
What do?
Accept my wife is cheating on me with a black man and turn to the life of kekholding
>>17000155
made my day
>>17000120
C'mon, OP, it's obvious you drew that yourself.
What does it mean that I keep seeing the number 66 everywhere for the last three months?
>I'll look at my phone randomly, 66% battery life.
>I'll look at a thread on 4chan, 66 replies
>I'll buy something at the gas station, change is 66 cents
>I'll turn on a basketball game, on team's score is 66
>I'll check the temperature, it's 66 degrees
So on and so forth. Anything that involves numbers, it invariably comes up for me as 66.
That is just straight on fucked up, mate.
>>16999988
Yeah bro, it's really fucking with my head.
>>16999984
And I see 911 often. What the fuck?
The Aokigagara Forest in Japon, is a place where a lot of people tend to go when they are thinking of suicide. Does any one an explanation to this? Why do they choose the same spot? Is something based on tradition, or the place is hounted, or something?
An american tourist discovered it and told the locals "that forest is awesome to get really high and just hang"
Sadly they didnt understand american slang.
>>16999957
It's not cool to make jokes about suicide. Kindly go kill yourself.
>>16999948
It looks like some Japs are well hung after all.
So when I stayed at a friends house a couple of nights ago some crazy shit happened. We were sleeping in his room and before he fell alseep he told me weird shit has been happening lately, his little brother has been seeing people and he would have these terrible sleep paralasis dreams. I couldnt fall asleep so i watched some tv until i heard fireworks go off, its no where near the 4th of july or any other holiday. They would have been close fireworks because i could feel the vibrations in my feet, i went to look out his window and i didnt see any. So i walked to his wall and the vibrations got louder and so did the booming noise. I put my hands on the walls and it felt like something was knside the walls. I stepped outside his room and it sounded like it was in the closet, so i put my hands on the closet door and everything stopped... it stopped for about three seconds until a huge bang hit the door, right on the door. It made me jump so bad that i almost fell back on my ass and i ran back to his room and jumped in bed next to him like a scared kid. That was the last bang i heard that night. A few nights ago he got his house cleansed and he says everything has been fine. Has any paranormal things, involving "the unknowable" happen to anyone else?
>wojakrake.jpg
pepe?
iHoly fuck....
How does this hallow earth theory work? It seems so goddamn stupid I can't imagine how people could follow it.
Have you seen the Pirates of The Caribbean series?
>>16999514
Yeah I have
>>16999490
Think about all the things we've mined out of earth right?.................
Now think about all the stuff Aliens mined out bra.......
So what's so special about this book?
>Was finished in one night..
>cannot be translated at all
>secrets of the universe
>monarchy show interested in it
What else can we say about? It really have the date of the ww3?
>>16999378
>was finished in one night
this is pretty amazing on its own. as a calligrapher, writing a whole bible in one night sounds impossible, as that would be a years-long endeavour for one writer, especially considering how physically large the book is.
>can't be deciphered
...codex gigas is written in Latin, its contents being the Vulgate bible + a few other things that are written in Latin.
I think you're confusing gigas for the voynich manuscript.
>secrets of the universe
again, sounds like you're confusing it for voynich, which is a mystery.
>monarchy
well, it was a huge bible with several useful texts in its appedecies.
a book that big would have production costs in the equivalent of billions of dollars. of course monarchs would want such a status symbol.
>>16999424
>voynich manuscript.
i personally think it's gibberish because the guy was a book dealer.
>>16999378
>Was finished in one night..
If its the book pictured, then that's total bullshit. You might as well say the book was written in one hour, it's equally as unbelievable.