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cancer pls go

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>>17016416
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!

I'll do some readings. Specific questions only.

>Gender
>Favorite Color
>Favorite Fictional Character
>Religious Affiliation
>Image: Favorite Artwork

Bing is the law, google of the land

...he's 777 24/7 even on Sundays.

>>17016331
what

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>What are his shortest books?

Millennials, needing their knowledge cut up for them into bite-sized chunks since 2000.

>>17016259
how can he use something that doesn't being invented yet by his company?

>>17016281
he traveled back in time so he could give himself this watch and also some advice?

I think lots of watches look like that. Black rectangular isn't something Apple invented.

Demons don't exist, stop wasting your time

>>17013640
Alright, I have a mentorship / protective pact with a few demonic royals, some kings and prince. I also once got to deal with the great master Lucifer himself. I also got visitted by a few goetic demons. I am good buddies with a demonic king who I really like.

Ask me anything what you desire to know.

>What's it like?
Pretty intense. Can be intense in a good sense, can be intense in a bad sense. But demons are fucking cool.

>And starter tips?
Dont try to control them, but don't be a bitch either. Just be respectful to them. Prepare an altar for them, focus on sigil + chant their enn for a few minutes. Give your request, take sigil with you to bed, wait for dream.

>How do you make deals and not get totally fucked up in the end?
Be respectful. They are fucking powerful royalty. RESPECTFUL. Be careful with your wording. Dont piss them off. Offer payment immediatly. Dont be a faggot.

>What can i use them for?
Whatever their office is. See for example the goetia to determine which one to summon.

>Do they come in dreams or instantly?
Depends. If you are skilled enough, you can call them into our plane. But I dont think you can do that if you have to ask these questions. Ask them to visit your dream, and if they are intrigued with your offer, or think you are worth their time, they will visit you.

>>17013654
Sorry buddy, but they do. They are very real entities.

Ads on tv especially get seen over and over by thousands. It seems like it's a no brainier that the people making them would be aware of whatever culture they are promoting in addition to the products the shill.

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There's lots of good subliminal imagery out there. Usually a result of a humorous artist or a designer though.

>>17013549
I wish there were more examples of subliminal imagery post-2000. The majority of the ones you can google seem to be from decades ago, like your example. The advertisers eventually catch on to us catching on and consequentially become more and more insidious.

>>17013157

I realize that you are 12 and I am an idiot for responding to you, but do you even ever take a second to think about your question?

What the fuck is a fucking "Homunculus"? Muh dwarf in a flask, muh soul-less human, muh philosopher's stone.

You aren't even really asking a question here. You know why? Because if you tried to ask one, you would realize how retarded it is.

What the shitfuck is a homunculus

>>17013173
>is there any truth behind

i obviously realize it is impossible to create a tiny humanoid inside a flask
i've heard about golem creation in kabbalah and was just wondering if the old myth actually bought us to any scientific discoveries later on, and what was the result of actually trying to create one

I don't seed torrents

i think game of thrones is really boring

>>17012433
Same

just take psychedelics dude.

will break any addiction

>>17002973

thats complete bullshit

Ive lost count of how may times ive done shrooms and I still have a raging internet porn addiction

Tell me what you're addicted to and I'll tell you how to deal with the withdrawals

>>17001137
>where do I go from here?

What?

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>>17001137
I have a special list of five films which all compliment and elaborate each other,
In no particular order :
Synecdoche New York
Children of Men
Eyes Wide Shut
Southland Tales
The Ring

The ninth gate is pretty good

>>16982915
NOTES ON CULTUS SABBATI
(ritual year already started, but with some extra faps, it shouldn't be much of an issue to get started.

Materials needed:
Marriage vessel - this is the thing you pour your blood and sexual fluid into. It can be any box, preferably something that will burn.

Dragon vessel - this is what the ash of the marriage vessel goes into, and the primary focus of the practice. The DBoE indicates that you will find this via dream in the interstitial period between the ending of the Ka cycle and the solstice, but some of you may just want to fire your own clay vessel.

4 Servitor Vessels - As above but with more direct purpose.

Phoenix Vessel - Same shit.

The Grimoire/book/whatever - this is what you're making notation and record in, you should have one.

Threefold cord - Basic BTW here, just a string you can tie three knots into.

Trident, Double Wand, Stang - Proper ritual weapons, finally. A stang is simply a pole. For the double wand, I'd use a Setian staff, but that's me.

Graal - Any sort of chalice you can use to mix your sex fluid and blood inside.

Sword, Dagger, Nowl - Again, more proper ritual weapons. A 'nowl' is apparently

>>16982942
>Sword, Dagger, Nowl - Again, more proper ritual weapons. A 'nowl' is apparently
Son of a bitch:
A nowls is apparently a simple spike used to designate a cardinal direction. I'm using a rail spike.

Disk - You should have one already. Wood burn or acid etch into metal.

Kangling, Bell, Drum - A kangling is the Vajrayana femur trumpet, it's one of the harder things to acquire without just graverobbing. Here's a quick primer on how to prep your femur for demons summoning:
http://buddhism-for-vampires.com/kangling-chod

Rosary, Rattle, Bone Wand - I recommend using a baculum (penis bone) for the wand, preferably of a large animal so it's actually of a size to use. Rattles are easy to make. I'd recommend a rosary with 108 beads.

Offering plate - I already have silver, but it can be of any material. and I'd even say you can use the skull (below) as an offering plate if you're going full kapala with the practice.

Robe - should have one.

Skull - Kapala; Aghori would smash skulls into shape, Vajrayana would decorate theirs into art objects. This is another one that's harder to come by without graverobbing, and my recommendation for decoration/use really depends on how you acquired it - nobody wants to spend a couple grand on a medical quality skull to smash it to bits, mostly. Though you could use the leftover bone for grave dust.

The above materials should be consecrated at the rite of the black sun (winter solstice), and I'm not going to post the recitations as they're all in the book. Consecrate after the circle and fire are built but before the larger orations.

These practices are meant for either solo work, or a covine (coven) of four (in my mind, two men, two women, one per element, preferably by astrological sign).

You got three ritual spaces; in the home, in the woods, and in the dream. The one in the home can take a LOT of forms, provided that the dragon vessel is centerpiece, and guarded with various godform images.

>>16982957
The outdoor space is called the 'Blood Acre'.

To build it you're going to need a designated spot, probably deep in the wilderness, secluded enough that it won't be an issue if you leave bone or animal skin out there.

The circle is to be traced in grave-dust before any ritual. This material can be made in a lot of ways but my recipe at the moment is:
>dirt from an infant grave
>animal and human bone
>cornmeal
>tobacco
>any small amounts of psychoactive substances, as you're supposed to inhale a small bit of dust that's left on your fingers after construction.

The blood acre is set up like a compass with eight points. Start in the northeast, work inward, back out, then to the next point in east, toward the center, back out, to the southeast, etc., until you've got a compass rose inside of a circle.

At the Northeast, you should place a container in which you can drop coins for Charon before the circle is entered by the practitioners.

Offerings are to be left at each point. Chumbley, obscurantist that he is, standardizes for Essex. Well, we're not in Essex, are we? Here's what I plan to use:

>North - Any thorny plant
>Northeast - Hemlock
>East - Any red berry
>Southeast - Sassafras (for the isosafrole content)
>South - Any terpene bearing pine
>Southwest - Oak, or any large nut bearing tree
>West - Peach, or any cyanogen bearing fruit
>Northwest - Ivy

At the center, the fire is to be constructed. In/through it should be placed a large oaken branch, forked at the end, upon which should be woven a wreath of either: Flowers, grain, berry, or thorn, depending on season. It should be consumed by the fire before work proper starts.

Enter the circle through the Northeast, and circle clockwise until you've returned, or the covine is at their stations. Mottos are chosen anew as the covine leaps over the fire. There should be some quiet time for yoga/etc., before recitations actually begin. North of the circle should be another, swept but blank.

Jumanji

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>>17017633

>>17017648
2 spooky, less pls

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>>17017340
Careful, anon, the ghost mailman was coming to deliver this to you.

>>17017349
Shh lol. I am genuinely pretty worried though.

Could be kids dicking around? Grab a torch and go investigate, just don't leave your door open while you out and about.

I don't know but someone explain this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGDCAe6czp8

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>itch-like individuals?

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>>17016826

Love the pic OP

cool

>>17016576
Oh, look...a rock.

i dont c it

>>17016564

Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna Krsna Krsna Hare Hare
Hare Rama, Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare

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nitāi-pada sadā koro āśā
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Hare Rama, Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare