Why aren't you worshiping Baal?
Because Sabnock is my guy.
why is one of baal's faces a cat?
also, why are cats killed so often in stories relating to the occult? I've read of a few incidences where ostensibly well-to-do people died drinking cat blood
>>17030571
Cat's are Chimeras. Rabbits, Snakes, and a few other animals mixed together.
What is this symbol? I see it everywhere accompanied with the number 23. What does it mean?
>>17030353
its a symbol of eris the chaos goddess
>>17030354
But what does it MEAN
>>17030356
absolutly nothing
Do you believe in telepathy?
>>17030283
Yeah, but not the fake kind.
yeah sure, why not
be it intuitive or sentient
>>17030283
it was already proved by scientists.
>inb4 citation needed
google around lazy faggots
Since when the fuck did C3PO have a silver leg?
This is some BerenstEin bears shit I tell you. Seems I'm not the only one who thinks so if you Google the matter.
I'm not like a massive Star Wars fan or anything, but I remember I had a lot of the OT toys when I was growing up and I - for sure - had a C3PO figure. It did not have a silver fucking leg. I would remember that. This is the first time I have ever heard of this shit. I have seen the movies many times, played a lot of Star Wars games and I can assure you C3PO did not have a silver leg.
Can I go back to the BerenstEin world and the world where C3PO was gold?
basically you got aids from taking it up the ass too much and now you misremember things sorry bro
>>17030254
Think back on how many times you actually see full body shots of C3PO in star wars. Protip: very very few. Now, google image search C3PO. Look how many images have him: full gold, left foot/calve silver, or right calve silver. Do you see it yet? It's common to see it all three ways. Oh hey and guess what? It's all three ways in the movies, shows, and official material.
To cut a short story even shorter, you're a fucking idiot, just fucking kill yourself.
>>17030269
I don't give a HECK my friend!
They have been doing this under our noses! NWO in our music, film and television!
>>17029914
oops wrong image...
>>17029915
Seriously.
>>17029953
are you the cunt who calls herself god?
I';m rather scared /x/ and I need your help, whenever it gets hot, I open my window to cool off, but I notice that when I open my door to go to the bathroom it often quickly closes behind me, but that never happens when the window is closed.
IS this paranormal occurrence possibly caused by ghosts? Am I allowing evil spirits in my room by opening my window who are shutting my door?
Should I be worried and how do I stop it? Should I try to communicate with them using a wedgie board to try and kindly persuade them to leave my room?
dude its totally a ghost spook it out with salt and pepper traps works every time
You are obviously being haunted by the ancient Aeolus. A lot of people have already fallen victim to his doing. I'd suggest keeping your windows closed and check your home's insulation.
>>17029762
Don't worry, it's not a spirit.
You'd know if it was.
It just has something to do with the air pressure.
Have any of you successfully astral projected or lucid dreamed?
I have attempted both of them but could never get them to work ever.
ya, it's not that hard. have you tried making a dreamjournal and doing reality checks? also herbs can help.
bump for stories
>>17029718
Yes, and it's really not all that people make it out to be.
I've done it a few times and I always want to try to fly around when it happens.
It's pretty neat, but it's not like a life changing experience or anything.
What would be the best way to give a shot of whiskey to a spider-god? No special reason or occasion.
Who we talk in about here? Anasi?
>>17029630
Iktomi. The picture was supposed to be a hint.
Why would a spider-god want a shot of whiskey?
What do we know about IDosers and the Gates of Hades shit?
>idoser
That's just what I've seen them been called, blocky Constanza
I have it but I'm too pussy to try gates of hades
None of the other ones i've tried has worked
Hopefully someone can chime in who's tried GoH
How to pronounce?
yhvh
>>17029205
There is no proper recorded translation.
Here are some possible ways to say it:
Y'hovah
Yahvey
Yayhayvayhay
And so on.
>>17029205
not a word. its a guide for the true name. the real name was never spoken, so there are many euphemisms. the true name is part of the old tounge. all words in that language have power, but the name of god even moreso.
Alright,
True story so dont expect anything
>be me
>today
>playing toca race driver 3 on PC
>all alone
>theres this high pitched very short buzz which i though was my phone
>it wasnt
>kthen.mp4
>2 seconds later
>loud ass sound of glass exploding
>heart.exe has stopped working
>i shit brix and turn around
>the glass on the oven just fucking exploded everywhere
>the oven was not turned on in the past 2 weeks or so
>then a door upstairs slams shut
>brain.exe is not responding
Should I call Frigidaire Customer Service or Ghostbusters
I'm scared
Sorry the pic is upside down
>>17028918
RIP OP
>>17028918
go upstairs
report with pics
>>17028951
Thanks for teh bumb
this is not role-playing, I assure you this is 100% true.
This incident happened when I was 6 or 7, I am 29 now. I assure you all I was not dreaming nor do I have, or ever had an active imagination.
I was at my baby sitters house the place was quite old and I remember felling pretty strange there. long story short I went into a back bedroom and there were three "men" sitting all around the room, it was cold, the feeling in the air was stale and cramped, they didn't move, their eyes were very weird. each of them looked like they were from a black and white movie but each one had a different hue, red, blue, yellow.
I know this is strange but I could never forget nor could I ever explain this.
Any input? Any one hear about something like this or experienced something similar?
Appreciated
>info from a six year old proves ANYTHING
>info from a six year old, retold 20 plus years later is even more valid
sound legit
>>17028893
Shit, OP, you met the Power Rangers and were too chicken to appreciate it? Go an hero.
>>17028893
>I've never had an active imagination
Except when you were a kid. Stop bullshitting. Every one was a kid, and every kid has an active imagination. You're no exception.
Honestly, this was probably a dream you had that you are remembering as a real life memory. Or it was, perhaps, something you saw on TV that you believed happened to you as a kid in memories.
Kids do this shit all the time. They will say that they were a fish under the sea swimming around after they watch Finding Nemo. Or they'll say that they saw a creepy dead body after watching a scary movie.
OR it was a legit memory and they were just dummies or something
Hey /x/, I've got a bit of a problem. I suck at chemistry and physics. Like horribly. The teachers are great and really know what they are doing, and I spend about 4-5 hours trying to drill this information into my head, but it just doesn't click. So, I thought about getting come help from Astaroth, since he helps with mathematical sciences and stuff. But I literally have no idea where to start. I've heard about cleansing rituals, banishing rituals, enns and seals. So please help me with what I need to do, start to finish, and tell me bout Astaroth if you know any additional information.
>inb4 Lesser Key of Solomon/Ars Goetia
>>17028654
If you think any of that shit is real then the only help you need son are pharmaceuticals.
>>17028654
Deuteronomy 18
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13 Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.
Literally just study. If you do not get it, it is because your foundations for the material is precarious. You probably just barely payed attention when learning the basics of this stuff like in highschool, and now the material seems beyond you. If you truly cannot comprehend such things even after going all the way back to the absolute basics, then realize you cannot comprehend this type of material. Just go through with the classes, pass (barely, or better if you can) and stop taking classes beyond your capabilites.
Wow, no one here is help. Not even me.
Hello, another lurker here.
Yeah yeah, every fucker who reads this will think it's yet another bullshit skinwalker story, well nah. This shit is scary. And I'm a bit of a pussy too.
>Two nights ago
>Watching Parkway Drive documentary because I'm Australian as fuck
>Suddenly hear noises outside my window
>Hard to determine what they are
>Soon after, the motion light turns on
>thefuck?
>Bit spooped now, but disregard it as a cat
>Last night
>Pretty much doing the same shit last night
>Completely forgotten about the events from the previous night
>It's 11:43am and no one is awake but me at home
>Motion light comes on
>ohfuck.gif
>Pretty spooped now, considering it's two nights in a row now
>Begin hearing strange sounds again
>The only way I can describe it this time was a combination of dry leaves crunching and tapping concrete
>Attempting to figure out what the fuck is going on
>While doing this..
>I HEAR SOMEONE FUCKING RUN PAST MY WINDOW AND TRIGGERING THE MOTION LIGHT
>nopenopenopenopedthefuckout
>Couldn't sleep at all last night, now considering what tonight will bring
The fucking running, though. It wasn't like someone actually sprinting, but like as if they were trying to be quiet about doing so. It went in the direction of the motion light, then triggering it to turn on, pretty much confirming the worst. Best guess is someone either spooping the shit out of me or crazy homeless dude. I've got no fucking clue.
I was considering leaving my phone to record audio out there tonight from 10:30pm - 12:30am which has been around the times this has happened twice. What do you think, /x/? Anything like this ever happen to you before?
Also, pic related
That is the best photo I could get of my house from a real estate website of the area this is happening, because I couldn't be bothered taking a photo now kek.
>>17028606
I didn't know Australia shat out pansies.
You're dead m8.
Nice to have met you.
>>17028622
Yeah, I'm not good with the unknown and that shit. But everything else I'm good with.
How do I really get into alchemy for real? Like real spiritual science. Where do I start?
>>17028533
I found this pretty helpful.
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Deuteronomy-Chapter-18/
It'd probably be essential to learn Chemistry. That's my assumption anyways
>>17028564
That's so wrong
That's giving psychics a bad rep