What are your theories for alien abduction?
>>17030751
strokes.
>>17030751
This based old man explains it very well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSgAXNPann0
>>17030751
Misunderstood episodes of sleep paralysis and/or hoaxes
Throw in some mental health issues
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It's time candidates.
What's the difference between niggers and naggers?
Good luck!
Saged
>>17030698
U wot?
>>17030799
read the FAQ newfag
So I recently learned when my mother and father were dating that my father got heavily into some, how should we say, questionable things. My mother simply described it as "Things of the occult." and mentioned he had tried "Several summonings."
While I know my father can be a good man, this explains tremendous amounts about him. While I'm not 100% interested in the practice myself, I'd like to know more about it and see what I can get him to tell me.
So the question I pose for you guys is, how do I approach him about it?
>mfw
>>17030258
Just ask him or carry some occult books around like "initiation into hermetics" and he's bound to ask about it
Apporach him with a cross and bible and scream in jesus name and make him accept jesus in his life. He might turn violent and reject the cross but stay strong
>>17030842
>IN JESUS NAME!
>IN JESUS NAME!!!
>IN JEESSUUSS NAAAAAAAMMMMEE!!!
"in j-jesus name what? what are you doing?"
>throw bible at him as hard as possible while crying
Hey /x/
I only ever come to 4chan for /fit/, never been to this board b4 today so I'll start off with this:
I don't believe in any of this magic, imaginary friends, monsters, ghosts or demons shit. I just figured this was the most appropriate place to post about something bothering me.
Nothing really gives me the creeps, but my apartment does. When I'm lifting, riding my cycle, soaking in the bath, I feel like somethings watching me.
>Around July
I had a few washers behind my computer table left over from building my computer chair that I never picked up. They were all lined up in a row, like a person did it. Shrugged it off what ever.
>September
I had a few dimes laying around on my dresser that I know for a fact were thrown down in no order. I noticed one night they were lined up same as the washers.
>Thanksgiving
Came home with groceries, pencils on my floor lined up in rows. Toothbrush comb soap shampoo all lined up in bathroom.
Convinced at this point someone is breaking into my apartment and fucking with me but it's wishful thinking if I'm going to be honest as an anon. Hard to sleep here tonight. It's 530, stuck on the couch and I can't bring myself to go into my bedroom and I've picked up smoking again.
Is this a symptom of some kind of mental disorder I'm not familiar with?
You're not alone
>>17030187
Kek wtf
Anon show that ghost you don't give a fuuuck.
walk around your place jerking it saying," This is for you."
Bust that must on those dime and wipe your ass with that ouija board yoel your going to go out and buy and tell that fag to fuck off.
Hey /x/ I was looking at this, does anyone want to help me improve/update it? I've already updated some of the Satanism tree. Text is calibri light size is 11, red text means the sect is no longer existent.
>>17030114
My updates.
I am impressed OP, but your Dharmic religions are severely lacking.
Zen Buddhism consists of Chan Buddhism(Chinese) and Zen(Japanese).
Within Chan there is Northern and Southern Chan. Northern Chan then developed into Zen.
Within in Zen there are also different schools like Tendai, Nichiren, and Shingon.
The differences between this schools has mainly to do with methods, practices, goals, and views.
Tibetan (Vajrayana)(Tantrayana) Buddhism exists out of more then 10 different schools or sects, with different views, philosophies and major differences.
To Hinduism should be added the main Vedanta school and its 4 offsprings:
Advaita Vedanta
Visishtadvaita Vedanta
Dvaita Vedanta
Achintya Bheda Abheda
To Jainism you should add the following 2 main sects:
Digambara
Svetambara
Offspring of Digambara:
Taranapantha
Offpsrings of Svetambara:
Sthanakvasi
Murtipujaka
Offspring of Sthanakvasi:
Terapanthi
The Murtipujaka has 6 monastic orders (Sanghas):
Kharatara Gaccha
Ancala Gaccha
Tristutik Gaccha
Tapa Gaccha
Vimala Gaccha
Parsvacandra Gaccha
>pic related.
>>17030303
Are tulpa threads welcome here?
>>17029938
No.
>>17029938
>hnnngh at thumbnail
>is some fucking neckbeard hat, not dem diddays
Fuck you
I would hit it OP, but no these threads aren't welcome here. Tulpas aren't paranormal, they're an entirely mental and internal thing
anyone have the video for The Grifter? Also, genral creepypasta thread.
>>17029262
Double bump
>>17029262
anyone explain the grifter to me please?
I had the grifter. It is too horrible to share. I only saw a couple seconds. Never been the same since.
Deleted because I don't want to live in a world with shit like that.
Can you guys tell me what will happen to the soul if you commit suicide?
You don't have a soul you just a living organism shut the fuck up you're a bunch of cells and when you die you're dead grow the fuck up and start looking at the world for what it is
>>17028207
Well OP, start by ignoring the opinion of the atheist who chooses to troll the board marked 'paranormal' with his bland explanations. Then know that it's not a desirable fate by any measure. As far as sensation goes expect a lot of confusion, disorientation, and mixed heat and cold sensation accompanied by a changing montage of black and imagery that seems to make no sense, some more realistic and some just miserable and geometric. It'll seem as if you have hardly a form and then none at all. That'll go on for some time; it's hard to put a relatable timescale on it. At the time it will seem indefinite and then infintisimally short. Afterward expect to find yourself in an equally fortunate life/place as you currently are; not necessarily a mortal life as we know, although usually not a termless immortality either. Existence doesn't necessarily deplore suicide. People just do. Pic unrelated.
>>17028229
Why the fuck do you faggots even get on this board?
>fedora
Some of you might remember about a creepypasta about this guy, Clifford Hoyt, sufferinf a car crash where he got seriously hurt. He used to say that we had went to hell and back during his accident. Time afer, he was found in is house laying in flor with a block of ice, he was convinced that demons were trying to get him so he'd sleep next to the block of ice.
My question is: someone has any further information about this guy?
>>17028012
Quick search on the internet says fake, but there was an accident involving a guy by the same name, the rest was made up.
>>17028012
People imagine a lot of fucked up shit when they're in a coma.
>>17028042
But what about the picture? I mean, the story seems pretty regular for a creepypasta but the picture is what really interest me
I believe that maybe some old memories or spooky things are going on, how can i clean it?
>>17027669
Start with a broom.
>>17027806
The normal broom, not the harry potter broom.
>>17027806
So-funny anon is actually correct. A lot of psychic clearing happens with physical cleaning.
An electromagnetic wave, or photon, from the Sun hits an object, distorting the wave. Part of the wave then rebounds, and hits your eye. The back of your eye collects a map of the billions of waves, and digitally transmits it real-time, directly to a certain part of the brain. Other parts of the brain kick-in, and instantly process the image into what you "see". Another part of the brain then decides whether the other parts need food, or oxygen, or water, or sex etc etc Neurons communicate with other neurons and bond, creating visual memories of events and previous states of objects, in order to build a reality model beneficial to the system it governs (your body)..
I mean, What the fuck. Have you realised how fucking freaky Reality is?
Why the fuck are we here? What's the point? Neurons forming maps of information collected by analysing photons? And. What's the fucking point?
It all just baffles me mayn.
Any ideas??
>>17027619
i feel the same way
>>17027624
I always thought that the sole purpose of life was to learn. "We're The Universe experiencing itself through consciousness; we're here to learn" bullshit. But when you break it down to particles and waves it's all just a bunch of pointless shit. Particles hitting other particles. We'll pass on genes and have kids until Earth dies, then what? What did we learn? How to die? Shit is random?
I worry sometimes that this is all a lie.
We share the same views OP, I sometimes feel like a lost soul in this grand universe.. Maybe theres something great that awaits us after this life.
I keep seeing this symbol, and I can't get it out of my head. Anyone have any idea what it is?
Its a fucking
It's a fucking
It's actually another sigil they post to unconsciously subdue the people who browse /x/
It can mean anything, but the people who see it without mindfulness can be influence by its intention
So everytime you post "what does this sigil mean" is essentially hypnotizing people who don't pay mindfulness
Maybe you know what it means, you just ask so you can post the image
Ok, so has anybody who's actually done the Elevator Game/Ritual actually lived to tell the story or at least if it was utter bullshit?? Maybe some bothered employee told you to gtfo. I'd like to hear your stories or your attempts
Elevator ritual for those who have no idea what I'm talking about
>https://theghostinmymachine.wordpress.com/2014/06/25/the-most-dangerous-games-elevator-to-another-world/
>>17027522
I've wanted to do it for shits n' giggles on Halloween, but there isn't any buildings here that have enough floors and aren't too businessy to do it. I'd rather not have suits staring at me as I drop my spaghetti.
>>17027542
>likes being sent to the afterlife for shits n' giggles
Good job anon
It seems pretty fake to me. But I've never tried it so I guess I can't really talk.
So apparently some spanish/mexican guy has managed to track down Chip-chan's home address
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUn5zFe7A0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNFC6Nr9FYo
What does /x/ think of this?
>>17027076
If true, the last thing she needs is a bunch of creepy neckbeards stalking her.
Who is Chip Chan?
>>17027112
Lurk moar, newfag.
Let's settle this, is the Earth flat, or round?
Would spherical Earth theorists like to explain why the moon looks bigger from the Earth, than the Earth looks from the moon? And why there are no stars in moon photos? (all these photos are photoshopped shit from the jews and NASA)
Would you also like to explain why if you put a metre long ruler/stick on the ground, it is perfectly flat? Both ends of the ruler should be in the air/not touching the ground, only the very centre of the ruler should touch the ground. The only way it can be flat against the ground is if the ground/earth itself is flat.
Would you like to explain why instead of fighting over antarctica, like all nations have throughout history fought over every piece of land possible, they instead all agree to protect it and stop random people from going there and exploring? (because the antarctic is the edge of the earth and all governments are jewish slaves and want to stop us from learning the truth)
Again, the devil took Him to a very high mountain and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory;
Matthew 4:8
Unless the Earth is flat, how could satan show Jesus Christ all of the kingdoms simultaneously? The Earth has to be flat for this to be possible.
The Earths speed of rotation is nearly 1,000mph (according to spherical Earth theorists). If this were true it would be impossible to land a plane in any airfield except one which is going perfectly east to west because the wind from the rotation would be too strong. Instead some airfields are north to south nearly, meaning the airplanes are magically landing in 1,000mph sideways winds....Or the Earth being spherical is bullshit
lol is this seroious?
>>17027012
Yeah probably. I don't come on /x/ often, I'm mostly on r9k, but you fags tend to be quite gullible.
>>17027005
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16990592/
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17002824/
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17006979/
REMINDER THAT OP IS EITHER A TROLL OR A SIMPLE CUNT SPAMMING /X/ WITH GARBAGE. SAGE, REPORT, DO NOT RESPOND.