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>getting so horny you lose sleep

you got a problem friendo

Incase you're wondering, I'm being Vague about the details of the pic or what exactly I did because I dunno this boards policies on adult discussions.
I don't normally come onto this board beause I'll find Creepypasta, read it, then not be able to sleep.
Not that the Creepypastas content unsettles me. More pure Paranoia.

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>>17032854
A few mental conditions, long standing ones.
One of which causes me to feel emotions with a greater intensity than normal.
Many people like me tend to force ourselves not to feel them as a result.
Then again, is Lust an emotion?
I fully admit I'm a bit of a pervert, though.

>>17032791

almost definitely the jews

>>17032791
defectors from north korea
i mean, that's what it is.
i was really hyped up for a cool mystery too, but yeah, there you go, friend.
sorry to be the party pooper.

its north koreans. they're sacrificing their own in order to spoop us. it's a grand campaign of psych warfare.

>>17032617

I dont know but im in when u find out how.

i would love to shitpost all day refuting everything everyone says and get paid for it.

>>17032625
to be honest, I find it hard to believe that the gment needs to pay shills at all.

I mean, I basically do everything that gets associated with shillery, and I do it out of boredom.

Why pay when you can get it for free?

>>17032617
someone listed websites where you can shill for brands and get paid handsomely. i wish i took down the info for you.

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>>17032590
My house has been successfully robbed once and I get visitors regularly at the backdoor
Theres been many a night where I got up to piss and theres a guy trying to open my sliding back door
I swear the lock on that thing has been kicked out and busted 10+ times in the 3 years I've lived here
But cause of that I can only fall asleep with the light from my computer on and my body facing the center of the room
Some nights its so bad that I have to run through each room in my house and check every corner that a human being could fit in

>>17032676
What the hell are you doing there lol. Ten times broken in is ten times too much.

>>17032590
>Nothing is there when the light goes out, so why is it scary now?
because sometimes there is something there when the light goes out. whether you're out in the wilderness and vulnerable to bears, wolves or other wild animals or you're in the city with muggers, rapists, serial killers, there is always something to be afraid of when your senses are not working at full capacity (i can't see in the dark, can you?). it's probably a primal instinct and it still makes sense today.

pdf link OP?

>>17032566
I have a hard copy, sorry.

>>17032540
>Edge.org
Truly /x/ related

>>17032537
A terribly shitty photo.

>>17032537
An idiot that doesn't understand how guide numbers on flash work.

>>17032537
On the right in the background it looks like a giant dick covered in ice.

>>17032456
>is it just a case of too good to be true?
In a word, no.

>>17032463
you'll have to give us more than a word for this to mean anything.

>>17032470
>Mysticism makes intuitive sense to a truth seeker, and no one would doubt that there are some really beautiful ideas in it
What more is it supposed to mean? It's not just a scam people run because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Life is legitimately amazing sometimes.

>>17032190
Yes trumpets are the nices of instruments.
I strongly belive.

What the fuck are you talking about.

>>17032236
there are many reports of mysterious sounds resembling trumpets with no known source. so seemingly they come from the sky

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>created this exact post in /x/
>post was scrapped for no reason by janitor
>hates life
>is now nihilist

>The event

Before I begin though, I have to share something on the side - all in the name of context.

Since the day I was born, I've always had the most uncanny and strangest of luck. To begin with, I was born half-dead and it was believed that I wouldn't make it, yet against all odds - I did. Later down in life I've constantly brushed shoulders with death and always survived (I've been poisoned, stabbed and left to bleed out, been dragged and drowned by the currents of the sea and...more...yet something always happend to "divert"me from my doom. Not to mention the side fact that, for years up until "the event" I had a non-stop, stable flow of fortune - I would constantly, almost on a daily basis find things of minor to great value, events will turn to favor me fully and things in general would always go the way I wanted them to. In short, everything was bizzarely perfect.

But, as I already hinted - all of that didn't last. And yes, I know that nothing I've said up till now is "special" or "supernatural" and so on. I agree with the fact that some people are just born lucky and that also luck is very temporary and unpredictable.
But here is the thing.
( Part 1)

>>17032177
(Part 2)
Everything changed after I had a certain "dream" 13 years a go. It was a nightmare within a nightmare within another. And no matter what I did - I couldn't stop it. Every time when I shcoked myself awake I discovered that I was still dreaming or in the rare case in which I truly woke up - the moment I closed my eyes after that, I would instantly fall asleep and it would all continue from where it had stopped. The nightmare itself, felt that went on for years, during which - every day was a bizzare scenario in which I faced many terrors. During all of that I was constantly stalked and chased by a perculiar and very frightening shadow. A dark thing that no matter how much I ran from or tried to shake of - it would always find me and instil great dread in my "soul" everytime I laid eyes on it.

Example experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0upBqoQP4

I await for your replies...

ghost blowjob woo woo woo

>>17031612
Goatmen/skinwalkers/nahuales

>>17031612
>The hitchhiker Andy picked up on that July afternoon was one of the stranger people he had met. She had, after warm thanks for stopping, and a moment or two of silence, proclaimed herself to be able to grant a wish. The conjuration she had performed in support of this was quite remarkable- once the sound of the cymbal had stopped ringing in Andy’s head, he was quite impressed.

Now Andy, good Christian that he was, was always of the opinion that you should do a good deed for its own sake, and not for material reward. He lightly waved away the images of wealth or power that the girl suggested. “My one wish, young lady, is to get you to where you’re headed!”

The girl’s face contorted with fear as darkness fell outside.

Seems like the final image in scary shorts always makes it.

Had a thought just sitting here, you know the trope of a knock at the door, and then no one's there? What if some lady answers the door like that twice, three times, then turns around and walks back to the kitchen. Then when she turns the corner into the kitchen, camera captures something sitting in the den. Similar idea to Babadook, but I think it can be bonechilling.

Kind of like this scene in Insidious

https://youtu.be/irlsI0PDdmc

Where there's a kid standing against the wall at 0:25

>>17031404
the word and idea of simulation was made by humans.

>>17031428

You could also say that the word and idea of dimension was created by humans, and yet..

>>17031448
you could say a lot of thing but what I said has nothing to do with that.

I'd like to read about the "appearing in someone's dream" spell, Thoth.

>>17031312
Good day.

I'd like to know if there's anything about manifesting (or invoking vision?) a spirit such as a guide or familiar.

>>17031332
Cool. The original spell for this has the magician speaking into a consecrated lamp in order to achieve the desired effect; however, in the spirit of Hermetic thought, in that each initiate can, for theirself, create their own practices to a degree; I believe any sacred object would work. I whispered the invocation below into my bag of runes, for instance.

Here's the text:
"If you wish to appear to someone at night in his or her dreams, magically address your lamp on a nightly basis with this invocation:

CHEINOPSEI ERPEOTH, let [insert name], whom [insert their mother's name] bore, see me in his/her dreams. Ede, ede-- tachy, tachy!(literally means Now, now-- quick quick!)"

You can add in any other meaning you'd like before the dismissal of "ede, ede", should you wish. Let me know if you need any clarification.

>>17031344
Let me look through the book. There are spells that are similar in purpose, but let me try to find one that fits that exact meaning and find you the closest I can.

Maybe you should get a job

>>17031049
>how does one increase their mental capacity?
>what are your ideas /x/? drugs?

Go back to /b/ you retard.

>>17031049
>increase your mental capacity

>meditate
>lift
>yoga
>drugs

Is this guy for real?

>>17030902
>similar to Ghost Hunters/Ghost Adventures

Pls no. We have enough of these fake, awful over-the-top shows as it is.

>>17030932
read
>but with less production and with a really small team (2 people)
and
>I want to capture the real "alone in a haunted place" experience and have it be as genuine as posible

>>17030902
Go alone, or you won't get a true experience.