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>>17037055
i would say this is a classic one that basically is what a fleshgait is. but fleshgait is just a made up term anyway, and this chart was almost certainly written based on the type of monster being described in greentexts like this.

>>17037748
Yeah, just read that one not to long ago, Thinking about making a short film loosely based on fleshgaits(or however you are supposed to refer to them) and trying to find out more about them.

One time, I went on a vacation to the indian burial ground and I hear someone call my name but then when I went to go talk to them, it was a monster. Then an indian shot it and told me that it was a skinwalker. I asked him how he knew, and he pulled off his face and he was a skinwalker. Then he pulled off the monster's face and it was me!

>occultism group you found on /x/

terrible idea pham

>>17037060
i did not find the group on /x/, someone i got frined with on /x/ put me in the group without my knowledge and then he disappeared

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>>17037044
fae here. sorry I have been lacking, I was clairvoyant at the time. I have seen the future, and.. well, I don't know how to put this. it would be wise for you to just
>kill yourself

>>17036761
There is an annoying commercial which plays on twitch all the time, it contains images of monarch butterflies flashing quickly out of a sweet tea bottle.

>your mention of "monarch programming" made me recall this.

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Do you not understand yet?

>>17036761
why?

>>17036589

Hmm, a little rusty but I think it says

"Wu shoo pork, sum dum gai"

It's a cursed coin, someone has probably cursed you withing hours of that happening. What happened that day, did you piss off any strangers?

I can seal it away if you need to get rid of it anon

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>>17036526
What works for me is drinking hot spring water and lime.

>>17036526
>I've been taking 12ml doses of iodine
what brand of iodine? is there some special iodine you need to get?

I blew it up with rock and roll.

Sorry I made it crumble onto itself and become a part of my Self.

I can only affect events 250 m from me. I'm too busy keeping my Canadian city above freezing to fly down and help you.

why?

>>17035995
And let the homeless people die of frostbite. think mate. everything has consequences.

Cont. >>17035862

>Anyway, so she bounces up to us. .
>”Hi James! Oh, hi Anon. Man, how boring is Mr. Snorerman’s voice. I’m sorry, I’m sure it’s important at all, but I have a hard time caring about lines of best fit at 8am.”
>Our teacher’s name is Mr. Norman.
>*polite laughs all around*
>”Yea,” I say, “And he’s so old too! They should call him Mr. Snoreosaurus!”
>I laugh.
>Only I laugh.
>”Uhhhh, yeaa.” Staci continues, “Anyway. So James, do you have any plans for spring break?”
> “Not exactly. I’m sort of working on a series of nature photos for a possible scholarship, but I’ve been having trouble finding any nature worth shooting. I was maybe thinking about making a road trip somewhere, and I was gonna ask Anon if he wanted to come.”
>Classic James, making nothing sound like something. Still, I’m excited at the prospect of roadtripping, even if he doesn’t mean it.
>”Oh, dude, yea of course I’ll go with you!” I squeak out, popping my heels off the group a bit.
>Both their eyes shift to my feet and then back up.

>”Oh that’s awesome!” Staci continued. “Well, the reason I was asking is because my aunt owns this cabin out on Lake Oahe, and she, like, never uses it. So she gave me permission to have some friends stay there over spring break, and I was wondering if you wanted to maybe come? We’d leave that Monday night, and get back Friday afternoon. It’ll be super fun, I promise AND there’s a ton forests and stuff around there, so I’m sure you could find some good wildlife shots for you project.”

>Fuck, I was really looking forward to that road trip. Oh well, looks like it’s another break filled with Bioshock and Cool Ranch Doritos.

>”Oh, uhh, yea that sounds fun, but I actually kind of need Anon for some help on some of the photos. He knows where to find the type of wild life I’m looking for.”

>I’m shocked at his friendship, but he doesn’t need to fall on his sword on my account.

Cont. >>17035872

>”Oh, how silly of me,” Staci’s bubbly voice giggled a bit, “I should have said it earlier, but Anon you’re totally invited too. I just didn’t know if you wanted to. You don’t really seem to like my friends.”

>Wow, that’s direct of her, but okay.

>”Oh, no, what? I like your friends. I mean, I don’t know them very well, but they seem like nice people.”

>One time I saw her on-again/off-again boyfriend Chad take a shit in his friends baseball hat while people cheered. Great folks.

> Staci seems genuinely surprised, but happy. We swap numbers and she leaves James and I alone.

>”You can thank me later, Anon”
>James’ face is so coy, but I can’t deny it: he’s the man right now.
>“I am forever in your service.” I say, with a courtly bow.
>“Dude, you gotta cut it out with that shit. I know you’re joking, but you just come across as weird.”
>Ouch. Truth hurts.
>”Anyway, I was serious about needing your help with these photos. So that can be how you repay me. “
>He needs my help with photos? James knows more about photos than anyone I’ve met. He got kicked out of our school’s photography class last semester after calling the 65 year old teach a “narrow-minded bourgeois hack” when she wouldn’t allow 200 photo series of the same empty kitchen to serve as his “study of the female body”.
>I ask him why he could possible need me.
>”Oh, it’s simple. You know where to find the dead shit.”

Cont. >>17035881
>Next week, spring break.
>My mom drops me off at Staci’s house, the group’s rendezvous point, and gives me a hug and kiss and says how happy she is that I’m finally making friends.
>Staci answers the door and looks a bit confused when she recognizes me.
>”Oh, hey Anon, you’re a little early, but that’s fine. No one else is here yet though.”
>Alone time already: shit’s so cash.
>I wave back to my mom, who was waiting, parked in the driveway in case something went wrong, and she drives off.
> I drop my bags off in the entrance, and Staci sits on the couch. I sit next to her, and she crosses her legs, scooting away in the process.
>”So Anon, you excited for the trip?”
>“Oh yea, I’m really excited.”
>I just now realized that I have no idea what to say to her.
>*Awkward silence*
>”I hoped I packed the right clothes. I’ve never been to Lake Oahe before, so I wasn’t sure what
to bring.”
>“Actually me neither,” Staci picks it up, seeming natural “I mean I’ve been there before, but the weather can weirdly fluctuate. My aunt said that last year the weather was awesome, and they were able to go out on the boat every day, but this year she said that a cold front is supposed to hit tonight, so it might kinda suck.”
>”Oh, that's okay, I brought a little bit of everything, just in case.”
>Staci laughs and looks over at my three large suitcases full of clothing.
>”Yea, I can see that. I’m just packing a few extra sweaters is all.”
>”Oh like the blue sweater with the black thing on the collar?”
>”What?”
>”Ya know, your blue sweater? It’s kinda tight and has like a black stripe going around the collar. You wore it to school on Thursday.”
>I could hear the words coming out, but was powerless to stop them.
>”Oh uhh, that’s weird.Yea, you’re right though. I’m bringing that one.”
> “Cool. That’s a nice sweater.”
> *Long Pause*

Post your five favorite pics OP to get the ball rolling.

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>>17035828
On mobile but ai'll see what I got. Should be home In a few minutes.

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>>17035852
Can't see thumbnails very well so could be complete shit

>tattoos

>>17035658
what's with the unanimous r9k hateboner for tats

Easy, just get her obsessed with you. She'll dream about you sure.

So this means I can make a Jesus thread

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>>17035173
Uh jesus is religion and belongs on /his/.
Demons, ouija boards, necromancy are all paranormal topics, and therefore, belong on /x/.

>>17035173
>>17035180

also...theres already a few jesus threads. heres one.

>>17033813

Isn't the Mandela effect just your brain remembering things wrong?

Never heard of this TODAY.

>>17034998
It is, but they're too proud to admit they fucked up so just let em have it.

>>17034529
>what are they straining piss for, kidney stones??!

>>17034532
I dread to think.

That nonce filth Saville is rotting in hell.

I've wanted to put together a diagram to help figure out what possible tv or school programming you've had. maybe possible triggers that lead or cause specific emotion.

Same

be patient. you cant hold it in forever

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Gonna dump some