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>>17042500
my gf thinks she's a fucking fairy
i think she's semi-serious

>>17042510
>my gf thinks she's a fucking fairy
>i think she's semi-serious
not a good sign annon

>>17042516
i love her tho
been with her for like 2 years

>>17042442
Believe it or not, killing yourself can actually result in your own death...

>>17042442
The people that start fights/riots at Black Friday sales are actually government plants to reduce the poor/black population.

>>17042442
4chan is responsible for a 400 million dollar loss in the gross domestic product in the last 7 years

>>17042398
>Dream 6
Now here I wake up and I'm wondering if this is happening because I "invoked a bad spirit" or some shit, which in hindsight is hilarious because I don't dabble in the occult, nor do I really believe in it, but I'm literally in this dream asking why did I do it and so on, I'm really freaked out at this point.
>Dream 7
Now here I'm shit scared, and literally the shadows in my room are trying to eat me as soon as I wake up, I remember every second of it, waking up, seeing the shadows moving, remember thinking "this is a dream, I need to wake up", trying to get out of the bed, I do and as I try to walk past it the entire shadows of one wall crawl up and jump out at me, I remember panicking and trying to wave it away (lol) but nope, I wake up instead.
>Dream 8
Wake up in my bed, now I think I'm awake, so I go up and I'm up for a good few minutes, looking at clooks, a book I'm currently reading, no signs of it being a dream. Then I just wake up again, in my bed. Starting to get annoyed
>Dream 9-11
Goes on about the same, with a few minor differences, the toilet of the house being in a different place, different times during the day, different dinners being made and so on but considering I still remember each dream I try more and more to lucid dream each time I wake up, and look after more signs, none. I remember I kept thinking again that perhaps this entity is fucking with me, which is unusual because I don't really buy into that stuff, but the thought came into my head, so I figured I'll check it out online, so I start my laptop and when I get logged in the electricity goes out, and the laptop turns off, I'm talking pitch black, and pop, I'm awake again with my face into my pillow, hence the pitchblack. This is how I felt to sleep, and how I was sleeping the entire time.

>>17042402
>Dream 12-14
Now here as I wake up, I'm in sleep paralysis, I can't move but parts of my body are being moved, like my leg is lifted almost sideways to me and I can't do anything, my arm is lifted and so on, and I can't move. This point I'm thinking I'm in sleep paralysis (I've had it before) and just ride it out.
>Dream 16-19
Now I just assume I'm dreaming when I wake up, I tried running into the wall in my dream, nothing happened. I tried every single thing I've read about lucid dreaming. Nothing works, but considering I remember each dream and I wake up randomly, I keep trying. Nothing seems to indicate it is a dream. I keep waking up after 5 to 30 minutes in these last dreams, and I remember actually doing it all (I went to the toilet, I browsed the net on my laptop etc).
>Dream 20
Now I wake up, I do all the tells first, I start my computer then proceed to the toilet, mom's making dinner (which means I should've been sleeping for 6+ hours, which I felt was logical for such a deep sleep with vivid dreams I usually don't have) and I go to the toilet. I remember the smell of the food she's cooking, I remember my daughter being in the room with her but that didn't strike me as odd (it perhaps should've, since she went to her moms an hour before I went to sleep) I'm in the toilet, reading shampoo bottles, reading the toilet paper labels, anything for dream signs, there are none. I kind of noticed there was more toilet paper than usual, but it didn't strike me, this all felt real. Right up until the last moment of my dream, when I started to whipe, and my shit was pitch black, we're talking blacker than black, and I remember in the dream I panicked over this, and as I panic about it I roll off the toilet, cramps, remember each passing second as thinking, this is it, I'm dying.

>>17042404
And as I'm lying there dying, my mom in the real world (I fucking hope it is anyway) calls out from another room and says "Oh shit, I almost fell asleep" and I wake up, and have been awake for now, 40 minutes. I've been going through each and every dream over and over, and it the most vivid, weird and outright annoying experience I've ever had. What keeps coming back to me is the noise I heard before falling asleep, seeing the fractal and then all these weird ass dreams.
I find it interesting that I would have this noise, see the fractal and then have multiple dreams within dreams, just like a fractal. Perhaps the fact that "I was thinking in fractals" as I fell asleep caused this, idk.

So. Thoughts? Stories? Theories about what dreams like these usually mean?

>>17042366
she looks like a psycho

>>17042366
You know OP my honest opinion is that this is fake and gay.
>"After a car accident I was able to use much more of my brain"

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>>17042366

You know it.

Same happens to me, I live in a small town in NJ and we refer to it as the ghost train

the only trains that are around us are the metro style trains and those never whistle

>>17042155
Polar express nigger

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>>17042155
>>17042180
>there isn't a train in fucking tens of miles
>Could this mean anything?
D.U.M.B.S.

Just a spy, brotha.

>>17041919
Probably. Probably not.
Also, the case is 100% similar to the Taman Shud case.

Looks like a Bond girl. Where was Blofeld?

Bamping for interest

>>17041670
That's some x-men shit right there

i've daydreamed about doing this many times

i mean, besides molesting a bunch of kids.

>>17041625

was he ever charged with molestation?

I thought it was just indecent exposure.

He was worth more dead than alive.

I'd bet all my money that both Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus will be dead in 15 years.

Hello, my name is Jeffrey Dahmer. AMA :)

>>17041619
Hey jeff, you dont mind if i call you jeff do you? I feel like i already know you so well, do you ever have that with a person?

How many people have you killed? What was your most memorible killing? Which one did you enjoy the most?

J.W. Gacy

>>17041610
http://www.officialcoldcaseinvestigations.com/showthread.php?12708-Photo-collection-of-54-women-linked-to-Serial-Killer-named-Bradford

anyone recognize anyone?

Bamp for OP.

Wonder if the resident shills will post in this.

>>17041433

Probably only if it gains traction

>first they ignore you

etc etc


Anyway, I'll probably start up those Hillary threads back on /pol/ if the election becomes a Trump vs Hillary race.

You're just paranoid. Nothing to see here.

>>17041146
While would the government keep it a secret from the public?
That's why i dont get about this alien stuff, what benefit do they get out of it?

>>17041173
SUPPOSEDLY it's to prevent mass panic, violence and looting.Which is absurd, I think humanity would welcome a visiting alien race with open arms.

My personal theory on why they keep it a secret is that only a few developed nations/governments have made contact and they they have alien technology. They keep it a secret to prevent other nations from knowing about or possessing this technology.

aliens are the government

>>17040983

Coming from someone who lucid dreams surprisingly frequently, I have no idea how it happens.

I just realize I'm asleep.

IMO all the kooky "try a lightswitch" techniques are for people who want to make the squishiness of dream logic/psychology a hard science. Whenever I'm dreaming, I just kind of realize that the rules of the world have shifted, to a more symbolic, subconscious kind. I guess my best advice would be to read psychoanalytic theory on dreams, and then keenly obverse the patters.

Frequently I lucid dream in response to ridiculous situations. Like zombies or a sense of impending doom or a strange sexual drive.

>>17041049
once I dreamt about a woman, then realized I was dreaming, and then had the question "If this is a dream, it isn't real, so if i just go up to her and start having sex with her, is that rape?"

I never really answered it, but i did do it.

She didn't resist or anything, but the shit sucked. I've never dream came. Sometimes I fly though.But it's more like floating.

>>17041049
same. the only time i've lucid dreamed is when my family took our lake house in michigan. i fell asleep in the car, and when we got their i was up for about 30 or so minutes then went back to sleep, and that's when i had the lucid dream. it was the same thing with a hot girl and i tried having sex with her.

if you look on sites like wikihow, one of the frequently mentioned methods is waking up for a short period of time and going back to sleep, so basically try that. it worked for me, even if unintentional...

Looks like some funny looking character actor in silly monster makeup sticking his head in a window under the curtains.

>>17040927
It's shrek IRL

>>17040927
Your mom in her night shift.

>>17040891
tell us where on earth this is and we will tell what that is by looking up what is there

>>17040891
Dude, it looks like your planet got moldy.

another satellite

>>17040864
I can see where you're coming from.

>>17040872
Something about them just don't seem right.

I know what you mean op