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>>17063980
your mom's an annunaki #lmao #rekt #pwnd #swag #yolo #partyhard #alwaysontheguestlist #vodka #beachparty #alwaysinvited #clubbangers #rockstars #holla

>>17063980
Well...
see >>17063992

>>17063980
They're wankery elementals from the Plane of Zitchin.

>>17063586
I don't know what to think of it but my mom and her best friend often tell me about them thinking me and her first born are indigo childs.
We both had to be treated with electroshocks after our birth due to lack of oxygen and until we were 6 we often spoke about our past lives.
I used to be afraid of trucks and always said my wife and I died in a truck accident by driving against a tree when we were 80. I even showes them the tree. My mum started doing some research and found out that an 80 year old couple died 2 years before I was born by driving against hat exact tree.

I often feel odd wen I am hanging out with people that seem to hide something or try to manipulate people. I sometimes think this gut instinct is just some mental illness but every time I was right to this day. People seem so fake quite often

>>17063598
Fascinating.
Tell me more.

>>17063605
I always hated my mom for telling me stuff like this. I used to be a weird kid. Most of the time I hung out with students and university professors (my dad was an experimental-physicist and my mom studied psycholohy) and constantly asked them questions about philosophy, religion, physics etc.
In my free time I only had a few friends but we always wanted to know how the world around us works (dissecting insects etc), studied egyptian and greek mythology and so on.
I always figure put people the moment I talk to them and people like me, most of the these friendships end because I tell them the truth.
The thing I am getting at is that everything around me has always felt fake and as if there are layers behind it that I still have to find out.
Ask me some specific questions if you want to know more.

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Symbol on it looks kind of like that

I'd say you're fixin to get a visit

>any ideas what it might be ?

Appears to be a necklace. Let's see the back.

can u tell me how to sleep paralisis, so i get the whole be in bed face up dont move ect. but do i keep my eyes open or closed? please helpi wana do this tonight

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>>17062966
Closed. Definitely closed.
You're going to need to be the right amount of tired...

If you're too tired you'll fall asleep partway though like you said.
If you're not tired enough, the phenomenon won't occur at all

Also, you're going to need to learn the distinction between LD and AP

It's called 'sleep paralysis' after all, not 'lying there paralyis'

Anyone have any good dream ideas? I'm sleepy and about to fall asleep. Thanks in advance

Tell someone you trust where are you going and what you'll do. Also take you smartphone connected to the internet. It would be smart to have some kind of GPS tracking system. Also before eating the shrooms listen to some relaxing music. On a more /x/ level you could trip with some hugh frequency in your ears to stimulate certain types of brain wavelenghts.

my tip is dont do it. but if you do bring a nice long machete , a bright light, a gu if possible, are u after spooky stuff? cause im sure you will find a nice hungry predator thats interested in free food. we are close to the bottom of the chain good luck op, o bring a phone with internet and do a live feed if u can should be entertaining.

>>17062954
You must be from the city

Keep in mind some of the dumbasses on this board believe in ouija boards, so of course the spoops are going to be underage kids over exagurating on simple shit.

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>>17062886
>not believing in ouijia boards

>>17062899
see
>>17053808

Is this show always this late?!

>>17062635
yep

You ever fart so hard the windows in your house rattle?

how long ago?

>>17062228
Like a year or so I heard about it but I think it was like 90 ish time period of when it apparently happened

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This? I don't know what it is but I have it in my folder.

>>17062193
No. But people will write enough bullshit to make you think its real if your not logical.
All of it is laughable.

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I'm guessing UNDERAGE BAN

>>17062201
>taking advice from someone ignorant enough to confuse "your" and "you're"

The sweet love of Jesus Christ in my heart :)

kil me

Allegedly /x/ for me I can only sleep when the ouija board I own is in the same room as me. Not sure why, not sure if I even think ouija boards are even real but it's become a habit and I can't go without it

>>17062013
A gun

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"Prove [ topic ] are real" threads are nothing more than TROLL threads made to cause pointless arguments.

>>17061938
Or maybe to trim the shit roleplayers in this fucking bored

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>>17061949

You're roleplaying that you give a shit what's on the board, you're just a garden variety troll.

Is there a mechanism for suggesting topics for Art's show?

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this ought to be funny.

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Okay, I read it.

Sorry to say your shit is fucked.

>>17061491
You are a cat.

Seems legit. Way most respond. Did not expect much from 4chan but hey, why not.

Lay down, rest and stop all thoughts before they can finish.

Blank out your mind and start to each part of your body to go to sleep, starting from your toes all the way up to the tip of your head.

Tell each part of your body to go to sleep and give it a few seconds to take effect before you move onto the next.

When your body is all the way asleep you will start to enter trance state, you will be awake but your body will be asleep.

You should feel a vibration all over your body, this is normal. And you may feel a heaviness.

When you are in trance you will be able to open your third eye.

>>17061489
A lot of those steps are similar to enter the astral plane.

What the first guy said won't help you at all. Get into a comfortable place and lie on your back, sit crossed legged whatever you want. And try to think of absolutely nothing. At first you will only manage 1-2 second maybe more and keep doing this until it's thoughtless you can just think of nothing.