I'm Chrisbb and I finally noticed the cryptic design of English a few years ago. I'm God character and supposed to have a goddess named Erin zimmer but we're being mind controlled and whored with the Canadians. They crucified me, skinned parts of me, cut muscles out of me, etc. Seriously don't trust Canadians! Gotta find Erin and make her know we're being mind controlled .
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O really? Let's see your scars.
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Is there anyone not mind controlled reading this? There is something so disturbing about this mind controlled Internet... Erin! If you ever read this don't trust anyone!
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>Being so psychotic it seems like sanity
also
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>Everything seems normal here
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I know /x/ is for mainly spoopy stories and conspiracy theory-type stuff, but I see a lot of spirituality and semi-religious topics posted too.
My question is this: what is karma, do you believe in it, and why? I honestly only know the very watered-down Western version of karma; "what goes around comes around".
Do you think that moral choices have causal effects on you later on? Is that a misinterpretation of the classical idea of karma?
Dicuss.
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>Dicuss
Dickus.
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>>17165507
I'm a reincarnate of buddah and my past life was the dali llama. I'm here to dickus karma with you.
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If you accept moral relativism/nihilism, karma can't really work unless it's revised as a concept. For instance, defining it in terms of guilt which is carried life to life. Otherwise, who is it that determines the ultimate "objective" morality for every situation?
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Authenticity Edition!
I was unable to respond to the prabhu who mentioned ISKCON being unrecognized as an official sect of Hinduism in nations. The two nations specifically mentioned were Russia and Germany.
Russia was easy to find, especially since I've been following and trying to help the plight of the Soviet devotees. Despite continuous persecution from the govt. and the Russian Orthodox Church, ISKCON's been a legal sect since 1988.
http://www.thehindu.com/opinion/op-ed/krishna-yet-to-win-russian-hearts/article5151000.ece
>The Krishna community’s...temple on Begovaya Street was demolished to make way for...The city government offered ISKCON a patch of land for temple construction...but two years later tore up the agreement following strong protests from the Russian Orthodox Church.
> ISKCON was offered another plot of land on the sparsely populated outskirts of Moscow, but that was again taken away earlier this year
>“We spent about [$2.5 million] donated by our followers...but the Moscow govt. withdrew its permission just as we completed the long-winding project clearance procedure,” said Sergei Andreyev
> The ISKCON temple woes come two years after state prosecutors tried to ban a Russian translation of the Bhagavad-Gita As It Is...After months of hearings, a court in the Siberian city of Tomsk threw out the case, but the trial left a bad aftertaste in the Krishna community.
>Although the Hare Krishna movement was legalised in Russia in 1988 it is still looked upon with suspicion and hostility by many Russians.
> Religion expert Mikhail Sitnikov denounced the campaign unleashed by the Russian Orthodox Church against ISKCON as a case of “Christian fundamentalism.”
>“The Russian Orthodox Church sees the Society for Krishna Consciousness as a strong competitor and is trying to oust it from Russia in the same way as it is trying to suppress the non-Orthodox Christian denominations,” the expert said.
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Germany was harder, and if anyone can find an official statement I would be very grateful. I was able to find this article from 2014, which has an interesting quote:
http://iskconnews.org/iskcon-participates-in-hindu-forum-of-europe-general-assembly,4546/
>“We’re trying to make sure that Hinduism is considered an official religion in EU countries, not an obscure sect,” says HFE President Radj Bhondoe. “So far it’s only officially recognized in three EU countries: the Netherlands, the UK and recently Italy. So there’s a lot of work to do.”
If true (then and still), then what talk can there be of whether ISKCON is a true sect of Hinduism or not, when all of Hinduism isn't even recognized by most of Europe?
I'm going to go back over the old thread now - there seemed to be an excellent talk going on after I left, and hopefully the prabhus from Gaudiya Math return. I would love their association.
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In my search, I was able to find an article on the Hungary Society for Krishna consciousness first losing then regaining official status in the nation.
http://iskconnews.org/iskcon-retains-its-religious-status-in-hungary,3148/
And this site holds so many links and articles, it's kind of too much, a glut. However, part 4 under "ISKCON is authorized" cites a number of US court cases establishing and reaffirming ISKCON's position as an official US religion.
http://www.hknet.org.nz/not-a-cult.html#Authorized
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>Devotion to Ishvara is prescribed for jivas because using the limitations with which the jiva identifies itself to continually remember that which is free from limited identification will purify the limitations with which the jiva associates itself to a point where they will be receptive to the identification with Brahman. The purification is possible because the jiva has Brahman as its sole support even in the state of ignorance, and sattva is present (though often in a latent state) in all limitations. By remembering the Lord, we assert an intention (iccha-shakti) of pure sattva (remembrance of Ishvara) toward that which is of a mixed-/polluted-sattva nature, and effectively “will” said transformation in the matter. This last part about the mechanism is not super worked out either, but it’s a decent working theory.
Whoever wrote this, I regret not being there to talk with you. In regards to the mechanism, I would posit these verses as a starting point.
>Bg 10.10 — To those who are constantly devoted to serving Me with love, I give the understanding by which they can come to Me.
>Bg 10.11 — To show them special mercy, I, dwelling in their hearts, destroy with the shining lamp of knowledge the darkness born of ignorance.
These are the latter two verses of four that Srila Bhaktivinode Thakur called the "core" of the Gita.
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And since I'm personal blogging over here and will probably be deleted soon, I'm putting up some actual praise of Krishna influenced by my choice of picture: the Damodarastakam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p021vu4V0Ss
namāmīśvaram sac-cid-ānanda-rūpam
lasat-kuṇḍalam gokule bhrājamanam
yaśodā-bhiyolūkhalād dhāvamānam
parāmṛṣṭam atyantato drutya gopyā
rudantam muhur netra-yugmam mṛjantam
karāmbhoja-yugmena sātańka-netram
muhuḥ śvāsa-kampa-trirekhāńka-kaṇṭha-
sthita-graivam dāmodaram bhakti-baddham
itīdṛk sva-līlābhir ānanda-kuṇḍe
sva-ghoṣam nimajjantam ākhyāpayantam
tadīyeṣita-jñeṣu bhaktair jitatvam
punaḥ prematas tam śatāvṛtti vande
varam deva mokṣam na mokṣāvadhim vā
na canyam vṛṇe ‘ham vareṣād apīha
idam te vapur nātha gopāla-bālam
sadā me manasy āvirāstām kim anyaiḥ
idam te mukhāmbhojam atyanta-nīlair
vṛtam kuntalaiḥ snigdha-raktaiś ca gopyā
muhuś cumbitam bimba-raktādharam me
manasy āvirāstām alam lakṣa-lābhaiḥ
namo deva dāmodarānanta viṣṇo
prasīda prabho duḥkha-jālābdhi-magnam
kṛpā-dṛṣṭi-vṛṣṭyāti-dīnam batānu
gṛhāṇeṣa mām ajñam edhy akṣi-dṛśyaḥ
kuverātmajau baddha-mūrtyaiva yadvat
tvayā mocitau bhakti-bhājau kṛtau ca
tathā prema-bhaktim svakām me prayaccha
na mokṣe graho me ‘sti dāmodareha
namas te 'stu dāmne sphurad-dīpti-dhāmne
tvadīyodarāyātha viśvasya dhāmne
namo rādhikāyai tvadīya-priyāyai
namo 'nanta-līlāya devāya tubhyam
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Everyone remembers that guy from when they were a kid. 2016-01-03 04:57:07 Post No.17165443
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Everyone remembers that guy from when they were a kid.
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That guy who pulled his pants all the way down to piss. Later in life, it would all make sense because that guy would turn out to have some form of autism or be literally retarded. I’ve seen this trend hold true every single time with one exception, this guy named Rick. I grew up in a small everyone knows each other town. I saw the same people in elementary, middle, and high school. I guess you could say I knew Rick all my life. One of my earliest elementary school memories was everyone having to look at Rick’s pasty ass every time they had to use the bathroom. I never talked to Rick then, even as a small child, nature’s warning signs were obvious.
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Until our sophomore year of high school, I didn’t say one word to Rick. Forced teamwork projects had been a thing all throughout school but it wasn’t until sophomore year that I got paired with Rick. As we talked over the project, I found him surprisingly normal. What was even stranger was that at that point, Rick was a ladies man, he got all the girls. As soon as we had a break from the project, I asked him what his secret was to getting all the girls. He laughed and asked me if I really wanted to know. I told him that I did.
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“Well” he said “I rape them and threaten to kill them and their entire families if they tell anyone.”. I thought he was messing with me and I told him he didn’t have to tell me his secret if he really didn’t want to. “No, I’m dead serious, he continued, everyone thinks I’m retarded so I’ll go to a mental institution instead of jail if I ever get caught.”. “But why?”, was all I could blurt out. “This is the best time to get prime teen pussy, that’s why” he said casually. When I recovered from my shock, I asked him “Teen pussy? What are you talking about Rick? We’re teens too.”. He gave me a smug knowing look and continued, “I’m actually over a thousand years old. I’ve been pretending to be retarded ever since elementary school, do you really think a child in elementary school has the mental capacity to pretend to be retarded as an excuse to rape girls?“. “But Rick, people don’t live to be a thousand.” I said. He slammed his fist onto the desk and said with finality, “I’m not human, I’m a vampire.”. Later in life, Rick had his name legally changed to Jeb Bush, married a Mexican and is now a presidential candidate.
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>>17165448
That was decent
Georgia Guidestones say to keep the population under 500 million. If you divide the surface area of the earth by the surface area of the moon, it is the same ratio as the world population to 500 million. The illuminati have a plan to move 500 million people to the moon and destroy earth. I have already said too much. I must go now.
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Thank you i feel better now
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You're full of shit, OP.
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>>17165396
Goodbye RPfag
But for real, that 500 million guideline should be followed if there's ever a global apocalypse that we manage to recover from.
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Strange perspectives on the mundane.
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We humans tend to think that we are the masters of our own universe, but it’s funny how wrong we are. Like, we have this weird and totally cool high powered mind with consciousness and self awareness, and we think that our bodies belong to us. But we are wrong. When you really boil it down, our bodies are more like a giant pile of tiny bugs which communicate with each other over an electrochemical network. And that electrochemical network is so powerful that our intellectual qualities emerge from it. So our minds are just the internet of our bodies. Furthermore, our minds are just a tool meant to automate the body’s activities which provide the necessities of life for the giant group of little bugs, or cells. We think everything belongs to us, but not even our own minds belong to us. Think about it like this: If you think your mind belongs to you, that is like saying that the internet belongs to itself. And I think people in general are ridiculously far from being able to conceive of this possibility.
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Some people think that human beings aren’t animals. But anyone with half a brain understands that in fact we are. And every animal has it’s thing which lets it survive. Wolves have teeth and run in packs. Elephants have a great size, great memory and lots of dexterity in its trunk. Human’s have high intelligence, and complex vocal cords which together provide the emergent property of complex language and therefore great coordination with each other. Humans have an upright posture with arms and hands with some strength and high amounts of dexterity, and our eyes can move very close to what is in our hands, which with our intelligence allows humans to study things closely and develop science and technology. We also have a feline-like curiosity which is tenacious and can border on cruel. We have a predatory streak and like to eat meat. We also have a nurturing instinct and like to care for other animals.
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The thing is, compared to other species, the slight advantages which humans contain in their genome are very specific and far reaching traits. What I mean is, a random human, if thrown into the wilderness of it’s own planet, would be in considerable danger of becoming something else’s dinner or dying of exposure to the elements. However a group of humans can very easily become the fiercest beast of any jungle, with cumulative power, tactics, preparation and crafts. Then give the humans access to advanced technology and a single human can become a monster with no equal on the planet.
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So I guess what I’m getting at is that the slight tweaks in the human genome which give us success happen to synergize with each other in brilliant ways to give us things like language, self awareness and collaboration among other things. These qualities require such a counter-intuitive approach to evolution in comparison to all of the other creatures on planet earth that it is hard to believe that they developed side by side. Evolutions unsophisticated answer to wolves for success was friends and teeth. Elephants get friends and size and cool trunks and also tusks which I forgot to mention earlier. These things are all direct approach solutions to problems, You got a need? You get a result. Except with humans. With humans you got a need you get two or so qualities that work together to make a brand new thing which is the needed result.
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What if the moon is the earth's reflection in space just in a different time? Given that if you don't buy into NASA's and the government's bullshit that humans have actually have been outside of earth's orbit because personally no one I know even to the 7th degree of separation has set foot on the moon. I want you to show me actual lunar landings and astronauts walking on it. Go ahead and try to find em and prove to me that they're not shooped. It's 2016 they have the technology to go to space but not to take hd videos of astronauts on the moon? Anyways, listen. So humans are like a fungus to this planet or somethin of the sort, just picture the first human generations on fast foward how we multiply, spread, and attach to the planet like a host of sorts, and den it can go one of 2 ways: either the humans establish a voluntary contribution community or they become a government based community. If a voluntary community works out then we will be living in harmony of mutual benefit with our host planet by harnessing the natural energy that the planet has and recieves. If we were to do that, what would the end result be? The sun is the reflection of our planet another space time just like the moon is. We are in a black hole and our seeing our reflections as 2 possibilities. As above so below. Quantum physics tells us that quantum particles are in every state until observed, at which point they turn into either a mass particle or an energy particle. Scale up to planet size and that's where we're at now, on one hand we can turn into a bright planet that produces escess energy in turn be an energy particle basically, or we kill of our resources and die off becoming a mass particle in space essentially. Now I'm not biased but I think the former is where we need to be headed. Living with the planet symbiotically would help the planet grow to its full potential. I've seen more videos of UFO's going into the sun than I have moon landings let alone people walking on the moon.
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Probably cause we're so popular now that we've mutually transcended to the next level of existance. On the other hand if we carry on like parasites then our future outcome is that we will turn this planet into an unihabitable barren wasteland. The earth has expirienced 2 major waves on consciousness so far. First is all the pyramid based civiliaztions with multiple gods i.e. Africa, South America, Asia etc. the second is prayer based one god civilizations i.e. Jews, Christians, Muslims. That contact was first made when the blue eye mutation came about. We are the only planet in the observable universe that gets a full eclipse. Why? because from the earth the sun and the moon are identical in size. No other planet in our observable universe has a moon that comes in close to being as proportionally as big as our moon. starting to get it? We're traveling through a black hole which is like a spiral tube, but we are rotating in it in a fibonacci fashion into where at some point when a full ecplise comes about thats actually us seeing out of the black hole. So we're taveling in a black hole, through space-time, and we see out reflections in space-time but being that black holes are the way they are the reflections are the 2 different possiblities of our outcomes seperated by time and probability. We're in the vaccum of the black hole and we are the unobserved particle existing in every state. So back to the quantum particle and how it hasn't decided what for to take on until observed, thats identical to what we are as a planet in our current dimension. The significance of Pi is that if we get the planet turning in a perfect circle in the blackhole rather in the spiral fobonacci fashion it would make our worl look like what the end of interstellar where they live in a tubed fashion. So now, we have observed ourselves from 2 possible outcomes via telescope, and we see the process via quantum theory.
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>wall of text
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That leaves now to figure out if we're going to continue to be earth's pararsites and kill it off or to move to a self sustaining non government based civilization. As long as there's government there will be corruption, as long as there's that there will be exploitation and we will never come out on top and always lose. The fact that our relationship with our host planet is like that of a fungus, that would explain why substances such as psilocybin and LSD (which is derived from a fungus) have ways we can connect and communicate because we are a fungi at a macroscopic level. We communicate via music (vibrations) and so therefore telepathic communication would be music based (universal language.) I wonder if fungi communicate via vibrations or if they have some form of inteligent communication (see: Physarum Polycephalum.) So at a macroscopic level we parallel fungus on an organisim/size scale so what are we collectivley at a megascopic level? (see holographic principle)
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Does anyone have an image of the old abandoned russian apartment tower? It was really unique. It was a tall circular tower, was hollow on the inside and had all the apartments facing the inside. Like a panopticon. Pic related.
Post abandoned buildings.
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Found it.
Ponte Tower. South Africa.
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This is Ponte City Apartments in South Africa
There's some pics of it looking abandoned but it never was.
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Looks like Stateville correctional senter
I'm at a bar in brooklyn ny and came across these symbols or characters on a jenga piece in a brand new bar. Posting while still here. Dubs decide what I do and also, can anyone decipher this?
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eat the jenga piece
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stick in pee hole
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>>17164506
My translator had some trouble, but i believe the results are correct. The symbols mean "the pleasure of cumming inside". Anyone know what this is referring to?
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Let's hear your growing up stories, /x/. I got a shitton I can share if there's interest
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>>17163859
Let's see. There was the "portal" that a bunch of psychics claimed was in our house, one calling out my little brother on being raped, some demon shit that followed me around for years, general creepiness, etc. Any takers?
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If you greentext sure
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>>17163884
Course, this is 4chan isn't it? Whatcha wanna hear
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The world we know is nothing but an experiment
Blacks,middle easterns,asian,native americans are all the original inhabitants of Earth
the Aryans
A super unfathomable intelligent race of peace and science created The Jews
an experiment went wrong
they crave destruction and control
they make lies to further their agenda
they want to destroy the REAL Aryans witch do not live on this planet
NO one person that lives on this planet is a pure blood
a select few of Aryans were placed on this planet to mix with the original inhabitants
to see if the offspring would have the same abilities of the Ayans
the abilities are dormant
A man named Jesus awoken these powers
the Jews killed him and used him as a figure to further their agenda
the world is being watched by the Aryans
They don't interact with us
they have power that no man or woman in this day and age can attain
their are many other planets in other galaxies being observed by the Aryans
we must destroy the Jews then we might have a chance at becoming as God like as them
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>>17163811
They have been observing us
and protecting us
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>>17163811
Lol, what the fuck?
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>>17163811
Clear joke post. He goes on and on about "teh jews" and used a pic of a space blanket. Threw Jesus in for good measure. C'mon now.
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Hello /X/
Im home alone and i feel that something is in my room.
It started about an 2 hours ago i was in the kitchen and i felt that someone is watching my but im alone so i just think that my mind is playing tricks.
But now im in my room and its much worst i dont feel that someone is watching me i know that there is someone or something...
When i onces turned back i see something for a split secound.
I dont know what that was it looked linkę something is emitating very strong white lite and then after i saw it had dissapeard.
Im scared im starting to panic What was that? I dont know what to do run from here outside? What im suposed to do?
Please help
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I hear loud noise something fall down something heavy. I dont know what to do my hands are shaking.
I hide in the closet i hope i will be safe here
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>>17163634
Had the same experience the other night, right at 3 AM. Usually when shit like that happens I try to ignore it the best I can and focus on something else. I hear demons feed off of fear, and if it were aliens I wouldn't want to look like a bitch in front of the other species bein all scared and posting to 4chan. Just relax friend, burn some sage or something...
There is a sanctuary in your mind where no entity can reach you.
>>17163711
Sounds more like a burglary honestly, call the police and grab a weapon.
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I want to call the cops but i know they will not take me seriously.
I tried to contact my parents but they are not answering.
Im trying to get myself up and go check what hapenned
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I had a sleep paralysis and something penetrated my anus.
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>>17163607
I've been getting this odd feeling right before I masturbate each night... It feels like a ball of energy between my ass cheeks, like a ghost is spreading them with two fingers or something. It's causing me to question my sexuality, but the odd part is that I don't like it and I always fap to really straight porn.
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>>17163622
You need to call an exterminator OP
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>>17163607
maybe somebody is drugging you
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Alien/Cryptid encounters thread
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Kik me at death_to_lgbt and I will then add you to a group and you will share your encounter and evidence if you have any.
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I'm a girl by the way
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>>17164415
>I'm a girl by the way
why does this matter, exactly?
I actually have a few, but I don't have a kik.
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Fuck off no one cares you're a girl no one wants your tits just gtfo you fucking whore
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Zzziing! Zzziing!
Hello, earthlings. This may be hard for you to understand, but I am an alian. I come from the planet Kepler 33B-C2, or "Estropel", how we call it. I am an Estropian. I come in peace, please do not put your weapons against me, please do not panic.
Zzziing! Zzziing!
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show us your donger
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You may have better technology... You may be more powerful... But, my question is... do you have better memes?
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>>17163396
greeting extraterrestrial life form
how is your species doing? what brings you to earth?