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what the fuck is this thing?!
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Creepy little mofo
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Play this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxcu7guUqJg
If your heart starts beating fast or if your head starts pounding then you have a parasite. Go to your doctor and tell him you have an Archon parasite. There are pills that will kill it, your body will then digest it's corpse.
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That thumbnail looks like a dildo.
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God Could Be A Squid And Here Is The Proof 2016-01-07 09:47:23 Post No.17186855
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God Could Be A Squid And Here Is The Proof
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... and God Created Squid ...
For some years, some biologists have argued that the Biblical Creation story ends too soon: There was a 7th day of creation, during which God thought about his prototypes and finally made the crowning glory of his creation here on Earth: the giant squid...
http://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/Squid.html
... and on the eighth day, God rested ...
Come to think of it, seven days is a bizarre unit of time. Wouldn't eight be much more likely for a Cosmic Engineer?
Reply-to: John Chambers <jc%trillian.mit.edu>.
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>Bait?
Try harder.
>Not bait?
Sure, whatever, why do you fags insist upon the whole "noo this theory must be correct because one line of one book hints towards something that sounds like it could be. I'm right, you're wrong!"
Grow the fuck up. Even if somehow, you get some solid leads, what is it going to change? You create a new "religion" or something of the likes? What does that achieve? How does that help humanity progress as a whole? Why do you cunts insist apon dividing man kind? Since the dawn of humans all we've fucking done is argue about religions and the like. Fuck off kid, you could go help the homeless or clean up some garbage or something, but no, instead you make almost identical threads every day. Re-Evaluate your priorities.
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>>17186855
>eight makes more sence than seven
Please explain
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For the past few nights now, I have been hearing strange sounds out nearby in town. I live in Medford, Oregon. The sounds I am hearing are like little xylophone beats, or you could describe it kind of like an error popup noise for windows xp. It beeps incrementally every few seconds, Sometimes it changes tones to a darker or higher pitched version. I really think it's some alien transmitter or something,
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http://www.wikihow.com/React-when-There-Are-Strange-Noises-Outside
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be honest with me
how often is /x/ being raided by psyop/disinfo agents?
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Never.
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you don't wanna know
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>>17186734
It's mostly just bored shitposters. Learn to separate the cream from the crap and /x/ is pretty cool.
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Target displays affinity for metallic objects. Noted and logged in server.
Target initiated contact with canine in backyard, target underwent growth of approximately 50%. Target commenced threat display to dog, and began advancing.
Target overall size increased 18% with absorption of canine.
Target appears to attract small particulate matter such as sand and dust. Noted as target entered a garage and began collecting iron particles. Target's physical form was visible to workers and observers both for approximately 37 seconds as it passed through the garage. Workers have been quarantined.
Description of target is as follows:
Intangible
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>>17186646
wat
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>>17186727
Sounds like SCP
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Is there anything particularly /x/ about raccoons, besides them being intrinsically kind of spoopy?
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>>17186607
Wish there is, otherwise this world just keeps getting more and more boring.
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>>17186607
I never thought I'd have a reason to dump these here
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the drowned Phoenician Sailor,
(Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!)
Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card,
Which is blank, is something he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see. I do not find
The Hanged Man. Fear death by water.
I see crowds of people, walking round in a ring.
Thank you. If you see dear Mrs. Equitone,
Tell her I bring the horoscope myself:
One must be so careful these days.
In the end the computers overide's mans ability to believe, they lose faith in reality and slowly die of broken heart.
while I agree with [post number] about [subject], [subject2] is the real cause of [issue]
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Are you the man in black?
I'm an old friend of the Gunslinger.
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>>17186555
while I agree with gunslingers about old friends, rouge states are the real cause of the men in black.
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>>17186542
>drinking Desperados
>fag
Misticdude
weird mystic youtube channel? 2016-01-07 08:18:03 Post No.17186382
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weird mystic youtube channel?
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Hey guy's, i was in youtube and i found this weird youtube channel. Seems that it have binarian messages encrypted and strange cult's images, some one who could explain those videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJHQ7faBsIQ
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>>17186382
the binary code in the description of the last of his videos leads to a website
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>>17188615
>>17188615
Yep found it
http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/
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>>17188634
Taken from the site
>NINE
973
I AM THAT I AM
I THAT AM THAT NINE THAT AM THAT I
zazazazazAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZazazazazaz
BLESSED BE THAT NAME BE BLESSED
ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAzazaza SUN GAIA TAO zazazaAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZ
I
9
T H O U G H T
20 8 15 21 7 8 20
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99
2 8 6 3 7 8 2
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36
3+6
9
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What the fuck...
Okay what the fuck is this whole cicada thing?
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A group that leaves cryptic puzzles here that only a few could solve.
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>>17186189
nailed it pretty quick and efficient, bravo.
If you are interested then go to the cicada wiki, they have an extremely detailed FAQ and documentation avaliable.
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Shit you're new
pic related
I had just finished eating dinner with my parents (took them to a Vietnamese hole in the wall pho place) and as I stood waiting for mother to gather her things from the table (we were leaving) they were both mindlessly chattering and taking jabs at eachother and me when suddenly it felt like time stopped or slowed down (like when you're in an accident or falling down) and I realized they had stopped talking abruptly
>>I looked at my father and he was staring intensely and curiously at my stomach
>>I looked at my mother and she was staring intensely and confused at my stomach-litterally "jawdropping" look
>>I slowly lowered my vision and since I was standing infront of a glass I saw the reflection there first
>>It was a bright lazer like glowing green orb about the size of a ping pong ball or golf ball
>>I slowly looked at my stomach
>>there it was, on me like it was going through me
>>"There's a green light on my stomach" I stammered out
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PART 2
>>Time started to speed up again and I looked again at my parents who looked at me confused and worried and we all looked down again and it was gone
>>My father, who is ex police/military looked around for science explanations/clues as to what had made the light
>>I looked around looking for a source, I thought it was a kid flashing a lazer at me from far away but no one was there
After a few seconds we talked about it, my father at first thought it was a moth or winged creature that landed on me and said it was silver/white/glowing and he was pleasantly amused/charmed. Mother was just flipping out because holy shit wtf just happened paranormal how did u feel omg wtf r u pregnant whats happening-she also saw a white silver glowing orb
I saw a bright green glowing orb
The whole light experience lasted what seemed like a full 3 or 4 seconds and left "gracefully" energy wise
The presence felt like I had been "marked" or something :/
Weird shit. anyone know anything about this? happened like an hour ago, kinda paranoid now :c
Also the orb didn't move at all. IT was way to steady to be held by anyone it just hovered there steadily. I was wearing a black hoodie so it was highly noticeable
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This better not be damn roleplay op
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>>17186133
I believe you op. I bet you activated your inter dimensional genes or something like that.
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Alright so, this happened a few times over the past week or so
>stay up late playing vidya
>friend is over
>friend falls asleep around 2-3
>4 rolls around and I decide to sleep on the floor
>next to desk
>room is dark af, computer is off
>all doors in room are closed, only ceiling fan is on
>hear footsteps, feels like someone standing over me
>creeped the fuck out
>didn't sleep for another hour, frozen still from fear
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>>17186131
Next night (morning?)
>friend left
>roommate sleeping on couch in living room
>snores like a mother fucker
Whatever.webm
>decide to sleep on other couch
>face towards couch, blanket over head
>footsteps
>not-again.dll
>two shutter clicks
>fear induced paralysis
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Keep going anon, I'm lurken
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>>17186151
Lurking....bumparino
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Praise the chagga Art is BACK! 2016-01-07 07:27:33 Post No.17186079
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Praise the chagga Art is BACK!
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Where were you when you heard the news about the king of paranormal radio?
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is this the hoaggie thread?
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ITT: Love Spells
I'm a beginner witch and I'm looking for some simple love spell. I have 2 white candles, 2 pink candles, a couple pieces of Rose Quartz, and an Amethyst pendent. Is there anything I can do with these? Also feel free to talk about your own experiences with love spells or even just spell casting in general.
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> Is there anything I can do with these?
Hmmmm
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>>17186072
How can you sleep next to someone at night knowing they don't truly love you and that your obsession with them has only hollowed out what love truly lies in your own heart? How can you stand that empty look in their eyes as they make love to you and whisper the things that you fabricated from your own idealized notions of who they really are?
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>>17186106
pretty good synopsis of love spells irl.
And yes, you can do a lot of stuff with the materials listed in OP... just how many rose-quartz rocks do you have tho?
My wife just bolted upright and said
>what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
>me: hey, it's okay
>no, it's not okay. nothing is right.
then she rolled over and went back to sleep. is someone or something communicating through her?
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>>17186053
No, she was dreaming. Fuck off.
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The lack of sleep
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>>17186074
dreaming about what? she's a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic and usually this dream babbling indicates that she'll begin a very long episode soon. I wonder who she's talking to this time
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Delaware Spooks thread go!
Urban Legends/Myths/SpookyStoriez/Happenings/etc.
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>>17185950
maxpth
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I saw more niggers than I can count in Wilmington.