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your daddy and mommy forgot to use a condom

but they did, I just falcon punched through that shit.

It has become too bloated with things like talking animals and world enders, not mentioning anything about the community around the stories.

>>17188141
>inb4 this thread again
No, they can be explained through chemical changes in your brain via stimuli.

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yes

Salvia Divinorum made me spiritual
I was a STRICT atheist before that trip

>>17188147
explain dmt
checkmayte

You posted this from a desktop PC

There is no snow on the ground where you are

You have socks and a hoodie on, but no pants

How'd I do OP?

>>17188163
You got everything wrong

I have it on my other phone will post later if no one does

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>>17188145

Because it's damn fine.

he just wanted the toy in the bottom of the coffee can.

Doesn't it have some sort of mysterious meaning like most of Twin Peaks?

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>>17188048
>And finally , do these witches really exist
no

>>17188081
denunciado maquina

No.
Dont be an RP fag.

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>>17188014
>>17188014

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>the Foundation struggles with containing some shit
>in certain entries and some of the Tales (which are NOT canon, in fact the wiki stresses there's no canon) the Foundation apparently has indefinite amounts of resources to do shit like rebuild the Earth as it was
I swear. I haven't read as much of it in a while but I don't like how many entries there are that are pretty much "this thing will definitely end the world whenever." There are very few Keter entries that aren't things that could theoretically fuck over everything; they'd just be a total pain in the arse to contain.

Well normally when you notice something you'll start o pay attention to it more and more don't be fixated on it....orr it might be a sign

You get a number stuck in your head you see it everywhere, it's called confirmation bias.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

It is not magic.

It is not a sign.

It's how human brains are wired.

You are not a special snowflake.

>>17188002
I know about this. But the fact that i never keep track on the watch, and the only times i randomly do these numbers pop up. First time it happened i dismissed it and laughed, then it happened everytime after that. Also, the weirdest part is that at the same time i started seeing these numbers, i've been experiencing daytime dream flashback. It doesn't matter what i do, suddenly troughout the day an old dream i've had pops up very vividly. This occurs 4-6 times every day.

Nope
He is available just look for him,you will find him

If you mean a God avatar such as jesus or buddha, he will appear when we'll be evolved. there's no point to appear now, most of people would see him as fake.

>>17187990
have you considered the possibility that we are god shattered like glass? That you are the eyes of the world/god?
Not saying its so, but think like this for a moment:
>be god
>know everything
>boring as fuck
>decide to create a dreamworld to escape "reality"

>>17187961
If anyone around here had the ability to talk people down from wanting to act like braying, retarded dipshits then /x/ as we know it would have vanished long ago. So by all means, make a complete fucking jackass of yourself. We're in no position to save you from yourself.

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>>Neckbeard MENSA
>>topkek

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>Luke Cicada

bump for interest

bump also for interest

>>17187898

>>17187841
So its some kind of snakehead / lungfish?

>>17187846
Yep, or a large bichir.

>>17187846
>>17187856
I can definitely see Birchir in the dorsal 'spines'.
All rad fish to keep as pets anyway.

It would make sense that it was some sort of giant fish or reptilian / amphibian

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During the lock down, the whole school was sitting in the oval, (stupid right?) and a few cops were talking to some of the kids and teachers to find out what happened. ok, fast forward like 5 years and i start going out with mafoud, he was over at my house for the night and we were pretty bored, he brought up what happened ages ago at the school and he wanted to go there, it was getting dark and i kept telling him no but he promised that we would be okay, my idiot horny 15 year old me said yes, so we went into the oval through a public gate so we didn't look like trespassers, at this point the school had a gate separating the oval from the rest of the school. we went to where he saw the thing and he was mimicking how it was slamming the ground, we were just fooling around and having fun and then we saw a homeless person sleeping besides the bushes, we woke him up and he told us to get out of here, we said sorry and just went deeper into the woods because it was still a bit bright outside, after a considerable walk into the bushes, we stopped because it was getting too rough to walk, it was getting dark too. Until we saw a open patch of leaves and grass close to us, we went there and noticed the trees and bushes were not growing on this patch, we started to step on it and realised there was concrete under our feet, we kept kicking the leaves around, revealing the concrete, nothing special was on it but, someone heard us and slowly walked towards us, it was some kid our age with a hoodie, we told us to come with him because he had something cool to show, we asked him what he was doing here, but all he said is that we either come with him or walk in the direction we came from, he did not want us in the woods anymore, we didnt want any trouble and it was getting dark so we went back to my house, got nandos and had sex

cont.

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The next day we immediately got other friends to come with us. we wanted to visit the place, at the start i was really scared but got really excited and changed my mind, So it was me, my boyfriend, jono and oudy. (oudy is the best fighter in school, won every drop contest) So we head there with water bottles, as soon as we arrive, we realized "what we gonna do for protection" then we decided to shove rocks and pebbles into our pockets. so we go back to the concrete area and it was covered in leaves again. once we arrive there, we tried to figure out where that kid came from, but our friend jono found rib carcasses around the trees, it smelled horrible but we assumed it was a dog or another type of animal, could have been human, i wasn't too sure, at this point, we were really curious but before anything happened, we saw the kid again come towards us slowly, oudy at this point was terrified. he started to threaten the kid with the hoodie coming towards us but the kid kept telling him to calm down. what happened after, i still question to this day. he said"you guys came back? do you want to come with me now? if not please go back to where you came from, if you change ur mind, come back here again and i'll accept you" we all disagreed because we knew something was up. "okay then, i hope to see you again" he kept looking at us as we turned around. Behind us we saw at least 10 people with robes, most of them being young kids and some middle aged men, we got so scared that we just quickly paced through them as they were watching us with smiles, "i hope you guys come back" some of them said, once we gained some distanced, we sprinted out of the woods and went to our house and told my parents everything. To this day we still don't know what they were, im still living with my parents, now in uni, studying and mafoud moved away years ago. So, is this a cult? Please someone tell me

>>17187800
>So, is this a cult? Please someone tell me
Go back check again and see what happens. This time no more rocks, bring some real gear.

>>17187739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrpR36FtHkg

>>17187739
I was suspending my disbelief right up until the moment I saw they charge for their courses on their website.

Now stop pluggin this shit will you?

>>17188341
No. I want to bring awaraness for how weird we are in here.

Me included for believeving in TK.

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