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Previous thread: >>19446733
>>19451733
Call me John.
I have just one question: I'm fated to try for physical immortality. That's a lock. But success or failure... Is that fated, or is it up to some other factor?
will do some readings tonight,
>name/alias
>question
>the saddest/most depressing pic you have
>>19451780
Poppy
Female
What should I do to make my dreams come true? I want to know how should I start.
Redpill me on pic-related.
NOPE.
No cummies there!~
What style are those pillars? Ionic?
>>19451644
What is it?
Ok I've read a few of this guys stories now, red pill me on him.
>>19451480
He an ok writer. Colour out if Space his best. Was afraid of
>Ocean
>Space
>Clouds
>Sex
Also not the first "lovecraftian" author as The King in Yellow predates his work.
>>19451480
Semi-decent writer whose style can be a bit dull or grating to some but had some of the most brilliant ideas that have greatly influenced the horror genre. Also he was racist and hilariously named a cat Nigger Man in the story "The Rats in the Walls".
Everything is true
Yuri Gagarin wasn't the first man in space. In fact, he wasn't even the first Russian in space. Russians from other planets have been venturing into space for millions of years. Also, doesn't he look suspiciously similar to Neil Armstrong?
>>19451363
Not far off.
>Russians from other planets
>>19451431
is this your first time on /x/ maybe you should get >>>/out/
/bigfoot/ general
Post any pictures, stories, or any other information about bigfoot
Do you think that I, the most powerful fighter in the universe to rumble bigfoot??
I bet I could knock his block off pretty easy
more people believe in bigfoot than hillary clinton
real shit
ARE YOU READY?
>>19451256
Born ready(literally).
>>19451256
the Heroes TV show had all the heroes get their powers during eclipses.
The Flash had some of the people get affected by a PARTICLE ACCELERATOR exploding and gaining powers. CERN just last year some insanely evil ritual for the opening of their really long tunnel. CERN aka The Large Hadron Collider. This ritual was in view of millions yet almost no one knows about it except for the people who pay attention (us).
Things are picking up with tremendous speed and CERN could have something scheduled for monday. You never know with this world, anything can happen.
I'm ready (I hope)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVms0oKezg0&
>>19451256
ITT we post shows about super-powers, psychic-powers, and magic-powers that sucked, were CANCELLED and then replaced by the EXACT SAME SHOW. It's almost like someone REALLY wants these shows to be made and watched, no matter how unprofitable they are.
Almonds activated.
Like what form do they actually take and what powers do they have?
>Form
Whatever they want
>Powers
Mastery in Illusions and Manipulations
There you go, OP
>>19451223
Spoopy
>>19451254
Ikr?
Now grow up believing they aren't so bad like I did.
Makes it even worse.
Considering new a new demon to work with.
I recently left the one I had been dealing with when I left the ex.
What do you think?
What comes to random mind?
25/f
Summon the almighty titsorgtfo
Choose jesus
>>19451172
You can pretend to summon a demon if it gets you off, but in reality the demon chooses you. They're not like TV channels, you can't just change it when you get tired of one. But hell maybe I'm wrong and you can do whatever the fuck you want with demons.
If that's the case, Bael is a pretty bad-ass choice I'd say. He is the king of the demons, under only Lucifer in the infernal hierarchy. He can offer you wisdom and rules the east.
What comes to random mind for me is Putin lol.
Should I try a Goetica summoning? It's hard to tell what on /x/ is shitposts and what might be legit
>>19451075
1. You're not supposed to use /x/ as a measuring stick because there will always be shills.
2. It's not that hard to tell the difference. lurk moar.
>>19451091
Don't listen to this guy, he's a shill
>>19451091
It's really not because fedoras and retards who viciously defend proven debunked material come fill every thread
If you have no consciousness after you die, then what proof is there that you ever existed in the first place from your POV?
Who says you don't have consciousness after you die? You do. There are plenty of people here who have lived multiple lives.
>>19450972
There is none. Karl Marx might not even be real. He could just be Santa repurposed as a mascot for food scarcity.
>>19450972
The body is a prison and at the death the lock is opened. The soul is sucked into the light, it's memory wiped, and recycled to begin another life on earth. The goal is to find the key while you are still living and to end this process.
Do you feel like you're constantly having deja vu?
share your stories, and what yours is normally about.
>>19450906
All the time. I think I had 3 or 4 just this week. Started to think I might have brain cancer or something. What the fuck is going on.
Often dream specific things happening, not who's involved but when it happens I freak out
Used to get it often. Really felt like something was up with that.. last few years it hasn't happened anywhere near as frequently or even much at all.
do you sense trends that most people don't?
>>19450634
I sense that by some freak accident of the universe, my I.Q. is within the top percentile of all humans.
I think I do but I could also just be full of myself
I sense trends in the stock market and I make huge money by sitting at home all day long.
What spell do I cast to turn water into sheckles?
>>19450470
Whatever the jew conversion ritual is
>>19450470
simply support the privatization of water
there's a lunar water ritual that's neat
then there's blessed water
lunar water isn't my secret to share but my favorite blessed water needs spirit and a little bit of aquamarine.
it's not really worth anything monetary wise but it makes you feel better.
I inadvertently created a Tulpa that is in the form of a blonde girl. She manifests herself physically as a Triangle aircraft, which my Dad has also seen.
She has shown me in 3 second closed-eye-visuals: the black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. Warping around the edge of the Universe. A crustacean alien life-form being destroyed by a plasma beam. Warping to Alpha Centauri.
She tells me she loves me, but she triggers itching and pains on my body and bullies me inside my head and says she does it dominate me.
I don't like her dominating me, I want to fuck her blonde girl form.
How can I get control of her or get rid of her, she is the most powerful tulpa ever created.
Greater banishing ritual of the hexagram.
Forget about her existence.
Or use the kill phrase.
(You had to have created a kill phrase during the creation process)
Starve her of attention.
smoke weed and chant "tulpas are fake and gay" over and over.
get drunk look up gore porn and force her to stare at it through your eyeballs.
that parasitic spirit form will lose its will to live.
>>19450280
I would lose my will to live if I had to stare at gore porn. I swear men can fap to the weirdest shit sick bastards. That's why women should not have sex with men.
I have a ouija board that i cannot seem to make spell out anything remotely intelligent.
Nothing happens.
What to do?
I wanna spook myself.
>>19450229
Depends the time try 3 am
>>19450229
I believe that the game is just your subconscious , in believing that is a spirit but is not ........but are exception try really believe that is going to move .
>>19450229
You need more than one person.