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>>17216306
Marble Hornets is the true /x/ archive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPksiSzgfI

From the looks of it, this is a similar archive channel

>>17216339
I should add for series I'm adding only the first few or at least only a handful of early episodes/submissions. The idea being that people can decide after watching a few videos if it is worth checking out.
There are too may videos to put it in a playlist (and keep it organized so that people can find series easily) and would be a ton of work to keep updated as some of these things have odd timelines and update over the course of years.

Also if anyone has recommendations for something like playlist ideas, I'm all ears.

>>17216268
>when you're alone in the house and spooped so you turn the tv on

>>17216293
>if the TV is too loud you worry you won't hear them in the house
>if the TV is too quiet you worry you might hear them after all
It's a lose/lose game, my friend

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>>17216293
>When you're Illuminati and you use TV to mind control

>>17216559

Do you like to disguise yourself? Like, do you like to cosplay and wear a costume for Halloween?

Do you often find yourself wanting to set things on fire? Do you just in general find flames to be enchanting?

Both ,yes

>>17216596

Well, I don't know shit about Spirit Animals, but that's pretty funny if you know what a Kitsune is.

Maybe that guy isn't full of shit.

>>17216132
I had a dream I was driving a fuck huge monster truck with my two brothers in the dead of night. I don't remember if we crashed though.

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>>17216132
Sounds pretty interesting, I'd like to hear more
>Be me, 17 at the time
> Have a dream, with everyone I'm close too or people i assume i am close to
>Everyone is telling me ridiculous things like, "Anon look! The sky is red!"
>Don't really buy it, start to think I'm dreaming
>My sister's boyfriend comes up to me, "Anon look a UFO!"
>Say "Okay this is a dream isn't it?"
>everyone stares at me deadpan
>Sisters Bf: "Oh no, I didn't mean to"
>Everyone else stares at him, saying slurs and calling him an idiot
>"He was believing it! Look at what you did"
>They all gather around him, i hear muffled screams and a clear beating
>The crowd disperses, BF is nearly dead, mangled lying on the ground. "I'll do better next time, please don't"
> Best friend throws a pretty big rock on his face
>Wake up
Scared me shitless, I honestly thought something /x/ had infiltrated my dream and was trying to make me insane or something

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>>17216157
>>Say "Okay this is a dream isn't it?"
>>everyone stares at me deadpan

This is because during your dreams you are being manipulated by other-wordly entities and the Illuminati.

They try to make absolutely sure that you do not become aware that you are dreaming.

If you, by chance, do become aware they will almost always become immediately silent, akwardly stare at you, or try to immediately change the subject.

Try to become aware of your dreams, but do not take control of them.

Be wary traveler, they are watching you now.

>>17216077
you know which one fucking BLOWS my mind still?

The star wars one. Luke, I am your father! THAT'S NOT EVEN IT! LIKE WUUUUT?!

It's actually, "NO! I AM YOUR FATHER"

>>17216105
That and "beam me up, scotty!"
Now its "scotty, beam me up"

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Perhaps this poem will enlighten you.

It's the beat
He hear it in his sleep sometimes
Blare it in your jeep so your peoples can stare at them rhymes
Real rhymes not your everyday hologram
Even when ribs was touchin never swallowed the ham
He'd rather eat a sand sandwich salad
It might need salt like your man's bland ballad
A lot of stuff happens that the news won't tell yous
Blues on L juice
Snooze all hell loose
Rake it
Take it like the good, the bad, the ugly
Break it, rollin' through ya hood in the caddy buggy
Butter softly, leather flossy, fatty juggy
Always threw me off when she told me "Daddy funk me"
I'm like anywho's
Seeds walkin all out in street with out any shoes
I guess it's better than some funky socks
You need to get her some skips before she catch the monkey pox
Instead she wanna hear the beatbox
Take pills and make fake krills as sheetrock
Sing it
Bring it, back to your laboratory
While he's in his oratory glory
It's like a horror story
The mask is like Jason
They told the place not to let the basket type case in
He could be some kind of wacko
Waitin' for the chance to heat the pipes like a crack ho
He busted in
Blessed be the Lord
Who believe any mess they read up on a message board
If so, I got bridges for the low low
Same bitch go dry snitchin to the popo
Here orange peel stogs for the whole tier
Feel like I've been gone over a year came home to old gear
It was the shit when I first scooped it
At least I get to sit out in New York and curse stupid
Plead the fifth
Sip wine stiffly
Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy
Gift for the grind
Criminal mind shifty
Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty
Well edumacated
He heard it when he meditated in deep theta
Let her hate the creep later
Dedicated cheap skata who keeps data
Say he stay self medicated to sleep later
Side effects is similar to sugar pill
Whoever go next on the mic he put a booger-ew
And made his exit on some calm shit
Begged him on the regular for kegs of more vomitspit

>>17216047
There's really something to them. Like they're real. Demons are usually the only ones who make themselves known though. Angels are on some undercover God shit 24/7

>>17216112
Have any experiences?

>>17216112
Yup demons, also remember if a "ghost" claims to be talking to you it's actually a demon. They're sneaky little fucks

I liked STDWYTK as well. Try Scare Theatre. Geekendorx is good. I have some more, I'll have to check my YouTube acct. let me know what you think.

>>17216014
Alex Jones is pretty good.

Rob Dyke

its happens the same to me, so much beliefs, some guys believes in god, others in vishnu. here in /x/ you cant find "real information"

Many ideologies can be interpretations of a single truth. Most are probably really bad, retarded interpretations.

Things like Christianity and Islam are an outright ruse to enslave the goyim though.

>>17215986
op here.... but believe in something makes you reject other things... is hard to find the true, some guys comes here: "im learning white magic blebleble..." and other says: "white magic is not real, only neutral and black..." everyone here think HE and only he is in the right, the others dont

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So your thread exists to tell us you read something that wasn't interesting?

>>17215973
Yes you stupid monkey. That isn't a phone either, put it down

This is an episode of Doctor Who

www.youtube.com/watch?v=veV4EdTb344

>>17215819
Why would you put someone into the suit if the suit can work on it's own?

>>17215827
Yes, it was pretty identical except that they did not turn hostile. Thanks for the input anon.

Wtf

well then

That ufo looks shopped.

>entity that drains your vital energy, making you sad/depressive

It's called a 'wife'.

>>17215595
Yup, scariest fucking thing on earth. It takes half of your Shit if you banish it.

>>17215603
Seriously though, google anon, every practice has a being that does this

ya i can help u
>lern2greentext

>>17215550
OP I'm here to tell you I didn't read any of that shit. Learn to paraphrase faggot.

>>17215509

I had a dream where I awoke in the dream but thought I was awake. I actually "woke up" several times in the dream, each time I woke I was more convinced that I was actually awake. The flat looked exactly how it does apart from the light sockets were missing. It felt like something was trying to trick me into accepting this dream world as reality. I also started having dreams about the wardrobe. In one of them, a man came out of the wardrobe. His face was missing/blurred, and he wasn't friendly put it that way. He didn't do anything, he just stood there.. watching me.

Last night I had another dream, but, I'm not even sure if it was a dream desu. I woke up (in the dream) and rested my head against the wall. There was somebody there blowing ice-cold air on my face and I could hear talking. I tried to stay awake but eventually fell back to sleep (was I even awake?).

I'm now scared to go back to sleep. Over the past few weeks I've been having more and more of these "waking dreams", and the realism within them has gotten to a stage where I wake up and question whether I'm actually awake.

Tell me this is nothing and I'm just being a faggot. I need some reassurance. Am I just dreaming? Or am I being attacked while I sleep? Has anybody else experienced anything like this?

>>17215509
This sounds very concerning. What brand of toothpaste do you use OP?

>>17215525
lel Colgate?

interesting i will look into this for you

>>17215442

it's a reptilian eye from the 4th dimensions. if you watch i, pet goat 2 you will see a dragon eye looking at the 3rd dimension from the 4th. go watch. 1 tablespoon epsom salt mixed into 16 ounces of filtered water every night for 21 days straight. it will give you diarrhea in the morning, but it will also push little green and yellow blobs out of your liver and gallbladder and into your toilet. get a don croft blood electrification device for $35 (ebay has them). colloidal silver from pipingrock.com helps your blood conduct electricity better. get a piece of toilet paper, fold it into small squares, get them wet and put the wet toilet paper squares between the penny contacts and your skin (ideal location is your wrist pulse). try duct taping the whole thing to your palm overnight. you'll kill off the parasites in about 30 days and maybe you'll stop dreaming of the reptars who made those parasites.