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>>17323093
Because someone put it there.

>>17323100
/thread

>>17323093
Is that thing next to the toilet a bidet?

>>17321766
apparently it used to be cool.

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musky bottom challenge is a go

She's drunk and vulnerable tonight.

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Tractor beam no longer necessary?
1800s
>people from NYC to West coast farmers describe being scanned at night in bed
>farmers describe force pulling them up at night
>eventually labeled tractor beam, (even though they thought it was a scanner)

Tractor beam no longer necessary, they've replaced the old matresses with coil array matresses.

Around the time water beds become mass available, an information campaign was started. The coil matresses were made cheap, and available everywhere. Thousands of dollars were spent advertising coil matresses. All the cool kids had a coil matress. The rich and elite and media were bragging about the 'luxury' of a coil matress. You know the tactic by now... They were forced to be the norm of society.
So important that Mark Twain, wrote the New York Times in an article called "The new church" about how he would run the church. He talks about using water beds for people who are possessed

MARK TWAIN
New York Times
July 23, 1871
A new ... Church
I make solemn oath that what I am going to tell about the new church is the strict truth.
hospitals should use water-beds ... look after the poor and sick

>>17320294
the tractor beam stuff went away after we got the new obama matresses

matresses or matrices

maybe its for channeling psychic crap

can anyone get their hands on a spring matress that they dont need?

break it down to just the springs then have your friend stand behind it, see if you can see through his clothes or something.

not even joking.

>>17323344
I personally believe that overall it HAS to be shitty memory, but at the same time my autistic nature completely conflicts with the BERENSTAIN explanation. Cursive e's and a's aren't that similar that my smartass 2nd or third grade self wouldn't have noticed if only to be the first person to say, "Well ACTUALLY it's BERENSTAIN!" And honestly, no one has ever heard the name pronounced Stain, it's always Steen or Stein. Failure of memory can't be that complete.

>>17323344
The majority of it is just shit memory.

Some cases may hold merit, but the large majority are just people who think their memory is infallible.

What about that one where a bunch of people thought they had changed dimensions or some shit because new Zealand was in a different place than they remember?
I'm kind of one of them, I remember seeing New Zealand to the northwest of Australia in maps and on the internet when I was younger. But it's most definitely to the southwest.

>>17323314

(start of part 2) Curiously enough, several of the very earliest artifact discoveries display a truly extraordinary level of sophistication. In Idaho, for example, a 2-million-year-old clay figurine was unearthed in 1912. But even this discovery does not mark an outer limit. Bones, vertebrae and even complete skeletons have been found in Italy, Argentina and Kenya. Their minimum datings range from 3 million to 4 million BC. A human skull, a partial human skeleton and a collection of neoliths discovered in California have been dated in excess of 5 million years. A human skeleton discovered at Midi in France, paleoliths found in Portugal, Burma and Argentina, a carved bone and flint flakes from Turkey all have a minimum age of 5 million years.
How far back can human history be pushed with discoveries like these? The answer seems to be a great deal further than orthodox science currently allows. As if the foregoing discoveries were not enough, we need to take account of:
* Paleoliths from France dated between 7 and 9 million BC
* An eolith from India with a minimum dating of 9 million BC
* Incised bones from France, Argentina and Kenya no less than 12 million years old
* More paleolith discoveries from France, dated at least 20 million years ago
* Neoliths from California in excess of 23 million years
* Three different kinds of paleoliths from Belgium with a minimum dating of 26 million BC
* An anatomically modern human skeleton, neoliths and carved stones found at the Table Mountain, California and dated at least 33 million years ago
But even 33 million years is not the upper limit. A human skeleton found in Switzerland is estimated to be between 38 and 45 million years old. France has yielded up eoliths, paleoliths, cut wood and a chalk ball, the minimum ages of which range from 45 to 50 million years.
There's still more.

>>17323317

(start of part 3) In 1960, H. L. Armstrong announced in Nature magazine the discovery of fossil human footprints near the Paluxy River, in Texas. Dinosaur footprints were found in the same strata. In 1983, the Moscow News reported the discovery of a fossilised human footprint next to the fossil footprint of a three-toed dinosaur in the Turkamen Republic. Dinosaurs have been extinct for approximately 65 million years.
In 1983, Professor W. G. Burroughs of Kentucky reported the discovery of three pairs of fossil tracks dated to 300 million years ago. They showed left and right footprints. Each print had five toes and a distinct arch. The toes were spread apart like those of a human used to walking barefoot. The foot curved back like a human foot to what appeared to be a human heel. There was a pair of prints in the series that showed a left and right foot. The distance between them is just what you'd expect in modern human footprints.
In December 1862, The Geologist carried news of a human skeleton found 27.5 m (90 ft) below the surface in a coal seam in Illinois. The seam was dated between 286 and 320 million years BC. It's true that a few eoliths, skull fragments and fossil footprints, however old, provide no real backing for the idea of advanced prehistoric human civilisations.
But some other discoveries do.
In 1968, an American fossil collector named William J. Meister found a fossilised human shoe print near Antelope Spring, Utah. There were trilobite fossils in the same stone, which means it was at least 245 million years old. Close examination showed that the sole of this shoe differed little, if at all, from those of shoes manufactured today.
In 1897, a carved stone showing multiple faces of an old man was found at a depth of 40 m (130 ft) in a coal mine in Iowa. The coal there was of similar age.

>>17323321

(start of part 4) A piece of coal yielded up an encased iron cup in 1912. Frank J. Kenwood, who made the discovery, was so intrigued he traced the origin of the coal and discovered it came from the Wilburton Mine in Oklahoma. The coal there is about 312 million years old.
In 1844, Scottish physicist Sir David Brewster reported the discovery of a metal nail embedded in a sandstone block from a quarry in the north of England. The head was completely encased, ruling out the possibility that it had been driven in at some recent date. The block from which it came is approximately 360 million years old.
On 22 June 1844, The Times reported that a length of gold thread had been found by workmen embedded in stone close to the River Tweed. This stone too was around 360 million years old.
Astonishing though these dates may appear to anyone familiar with the orthodox theory of human origins, they pale in comparison with the dates of two further discoveries.
According to Scientific American, dated 5 June 1852, blasting activities at Meeting House Hill, in Dorchester, Massachusetts, unearthed a metallic, bell-shaped vessel extensively decorated with silver inlays of flowers and vines. The workmanship was described as 'exquisite'. The vessel was blown out of a bed of Roxbury conglomerate dated somewhat earlier than 600 million years BC.
In 1993, Michael A. Cremo and Richard L. Thompson reported the discovery 'over the past several decades' of hundreds of metallic spheres in a pyrophyllite mine in South Africa. The spheres are grooved and give the appearance of having been manufactured. If so, the strata in which they were found suggest they were manufactured 2.8 BILLION years ago.

>>17321630

they can be dangerous dont fuck with it seriously... inb4 its just a game it cant hurt you demons are good ect..

>>17321637
I'm still on the fence but I'm not sure I'll be able to convince my friend not to use it. Are they just literal invitations to demons or are there ways to navigate to benevolent spirits?

Also if you're contacting something ominous what is the proper way to stop contact with the demon and dispose of the ouija board?

>>17321496
Xeno

>>17321499
wut

>>17321516
Shit, wrong name. It was actually Xtro, a movie from 1982

>I want to believe
Easily faked with a suit though

I'd definitely like to see more. I'm with >>17320875
I want it to be real but it probably isn't.

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I'm absolutely jacked, I'll channel it into some readings.

Give a thought or query, if you have one. I can still read for you if you do not: merely respond to this post and I'll convey to you whatever may come to me when I focus on your energy. Sometimes I hear whispers, and sometimes I see.

The snow is beautiful today, the muffling always makes me feel like this

>>17319127
I would just like to say thank you to all of the helpful anons that take their time out to give us all readings. Your efforts are much appreciated.

>>17319166
When will I find peace and my home?

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I'll dump some

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>>17306793

You just want to feel special, so you are looking for meaning where there is none.

It's just coincidence, you don't have anything special about you.

>>17322257
I figured, but I don't think I'm special. I'm certain this has happened to
someone else, since that's why I'm asking in this thread.

no such thing as an "energy sucker," but some people do naturally produce abnormally elevated EM disturbances.

all humans create an EM signature, which is how devices like touch screens or theremines work, some people just happen to produce stronger fields, and these fields can some times cause minor disruptions in some circuits.

think about it thermodynamically, if you were really siphoning the energy in the street light away, where would that energy be going? into you? that "energy" is electricity. did you know we have a word for when a body sucks up electricity? it is called "electrocution." let me ask you this, do you feel electrocuted?

even if we suppose that "energy" was getting converted into another form before it reached your body, we would still see some kind of net gain in your body. do you get hot when you are near it? does your body spontaneously gain calories? no" then you probably aren't absorbing energy.

inb4 some psudo animism bullshit where you are absorbing the fucking street lights "life essence" into your own "life essence" or some shit.

>>17319011
not gonna lie, looks like laundry instructions to me. context? maybe a less cropped pic?

sorry, only this pic (tattoo of girlfriend)

first one is SUN (astrological), but the rest?

>>17319024

the second is the greek letter delta and the last is an inverted omega.

the triangle thing in the middle I don't know. Probably all don't mean shit

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(contd.)

>a week prior to the disapearance, her brothers saw a man and a woman trying to lure Anna into their car, but drove away after she turned them down
>two men driving away in their car were seen right after Anna's disappearance
>both the parties haven't been identified
>some believe Brody had manipulated the father to kidnap and take Anna for herself
>pic related; father (left) and George Brody (right)

>unseresolved disappearences
my motivation to live

>>17318218
Do you have the US national parks cases?

A lot of girls have been gone missing recently. could be related to this? Like, about 2-3 girls go missing everyday.

>>17317377
aliens gone rape you in outter space.

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>>17317377
When is all of this going down tonight and where.

>>17306438
Had to stop reading it because I agreed too much.

He was a luddite though right? We're on the 4chanz so that's kinda paradoxical

You could read this in literally any neuroscience book. Hell michio kaku has written about it multiple times and even ray Kurzweil.

MKultra was a total failure because they realized that technology to "mind control" people was incredibly far beyond them. To do this one would need to know what every neuron and neurotransmitter in the brain does then develop a way to interact with them to have a significant effect.

100billion neurons and trillions of neurotransmitters. Do you know how long the human genome project ran for? Take that as a starting point and estimate how long this process would take.

>>17306576
incorrect, proven by mid-20th century drastic behavioral changes. look at a common man in any developed country, he was more or less the same man. the early 1800s American man was more or less the early 1900s man, and not much different at all than the 1700's man. around the 1950s with televisions coming into every home and the standardization of public schooling changes in human behavior began to take place. The common early 2000s man is almost unidentifiable to his predecessors. He is overly socialized, de-fanged, afraid, depressed, helpless, demoralized, delusional, without purpose etc.