Who build the pyramids?
Ancient Egyptians
6 gorillion jewish slaves
Hello /x/
The basement tapes were posted here 9 years ago,i hope some oldfag remembers
>inb4 the basement tapes were never released
Yes,they were leaked actually
I'm 100% sure they exist somewhere on the clearnet,we just need to know where to look
If you're interested bump this thread with all the knowledge you have and we will eventually find them,this is 4chan's new serious quest for 2016
Let's do this
>>17313665
from thread on /b/ someone is bound to have them. We just need to dig in and look through every grain of info
>>17313665
WE CAN DO THIS FAGGOTS! I believe in all of you. Lets make 4chan great again.
Bumping. I'm the Breivik guy from /b/
why has there been an increase in Dogmen popularity
Something like bipedal Dogs would be too silly for most people to accept but it's become popular recently
Because it's cool, and Bigfoot is old news. Someone made a thread awhile back about dogmen should be the new thing, and I think it just kinda took off from there
>>17303190
There are less Werevolves/SW/as you named it dogmen because of their popularity.The more popular you are the more people want to see you.So you hide.You choose better partners.You are being haunted by edgy occultist groups.Trust me i know something about it.
>>17303248
maximumEdge/10
The Puente de Vallecas case, 1991:
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>in 1991, Estefanía Gutiérrez Lázaro - a schoolgirl - and a number of her friends were discovered playing with a Ouija board during the lunch hour at the school; friends of Estefanía told that she had always been interested in the occult and mysterious
>the teacher (being from a relatively Catholic and conservative area) who discovered them proceeded to kick the board, breaking the glass of the planchette and preventing the girls from properly 'ending' the session
>friends of the girl claimed that a black 'smoke' had risen from the planchette, which Estefanía supposedly breathed in due to being closest to the artifact
>a few days after, the girl became unusually despondent and irritable; she also began having convulsions, which were ruled to be epileptical in nature.
>on August 14th, 1991, she died at home, after having entered a catatonic state following a violent convulsive fit
>the official cause of death was ruled as cardiac arrest by presiding doctors
>soon after her death, the Gutiérrez Lázaro claimed that violent poltergeist-like phenomena began to manifest in their apartment
>they reported a disembodied voice crying 'Mom! Mom!' a number of times, seemingly originating from the room of the deceased girl
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More?
>>17301331
Puente de Vallecas case, 1991 (cont'd):
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>they also reported hearing laughter and shrieks
>the family reported other 'standard' poltergeist activity (doors closing and opening violently, violent knocks against the walls, furniture being shaken forcefully,
>the two younger siblings also described seeing the apparition of a man dragging himself across the floor of the apartment
>eventually, the police were called in, after the report was made that a photo of the girl (taken a few months before her death, and as such, secured tightly in a glass photo frame) had spontaneously combusted, consuming the face of the deceased girl
>the police report compiled by the four police members sent to the residence mentioned several strange and un-explainable phenomena, such as a large "crimson stain" that formed before their eyes on the kitchen table (which analysis found to be saliva), a Christ-figure from a crucifix being wrenched apart and violently flung across a room, and poster being shredded as if by invisible 'claws',
>however, the police were unable to do anything in particular, and the family changed residences soon after
>the strange occurrences ceased to manifest after the family moved
(http://misteriosinexplicables.blogspot.es/1210695900/ - the case has also been covered by a number of other Spanish-speaking outlets)
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The Abandoned Lifeboat of Bouvet Island, 1964:
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>in 1964, Lieutenant Commander Allan Crawford of the U.K. and his crew landed on Bouvet Island - the most remote island in the world - to investigate a relatively 'new' (~10 years) piece of land that had risen due to volcanic ability and to test its ability to host a weather tower
>upon reaching the island by helicopter (travel by ship is nearly impossible, as the sides of the island are ice cliffs), they were met by the sight of an empty lifeboat floating in a small lagoon nestled within this 'new' piece of land
>the oars of the lifeboat were on shore, neatly laid out together next to some rope and a copper tank
>no bodies or other signs of human presence were found
>the lifeboat was unmarked, and as such, unidentifiable
>the crew of Lieutenant Commander Allan Crawford took a photo of the object, and proceeded to carry out their task
>a few years later in the 1970s, a Norwegian Antarctic expedition proceeded to land on the island again to construct the weather station planned before; however, they were unable to find any trace of the lifeboat, the oars, or the copper tank.
Perhaps not really 'paranormal', but certainly mysterious, considering the remoteness of the island.
(https://excitingearth.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/the-mystery-of-bouvet-island/)
I can't get rid of the suspicion that the world is going to end soon, and a bunch of the good people are being granted the mercy of leaving a bit early.
>>17331144
Because if I gave people special passage into the next life, it would be musicians with fascism fetishes.
>>17331159
David Bowie was an occultist, he earned his passage.
It's all part of the plan. They know how to help us fight the evil that's coming, but the real training ground is in the life beyond this physical one.
Bowie knows how to protect us, and you'd do well to trust him when the time comes.
What is this shit...?????
>>17318737
ur mom
crocodile that ate a handgrenade
>>17318737
Looks like a dead elephant that's been in the water for weeks.
Where do I learn more about gnosticism, /x/? Specifically the demiurge and the other pretty spooky aspects of it.
>>17318568
The "Demiurge" isn't gnostic you dolt.
Demiurge comes from Platonian Philosophy. Plato hated the Gnostics.
>>17318583
The Demiurge is actually from a bunch of different philosophies! Began with the platonists but the Gnostics had their own (I think they principally called it Yaldabaoth, but it had a shitload of names)
>>17318589
It's satan.
Thalassophobia thread
post anything spoopy involving the deep sea
bump
don't really have anything on the subject but it has the potential to be a nonshit thread
Bumpers
Story time. My mother just said the weirdest fucking thing. She's been in a mood recently, but I think this really crosses the line into "wat" territory. Pic is related, not mother, but you'll see why it's related.
This is either a really interesting mystery, or she's finally lost every single marble she's ever had.
>be at home, with mother, yes, basement-dweller, yes
>mother divorced from father, usually father is in the house, but he's off on a trip with his new girlfriend
>mother is staying for a while
>got a package earlier in the day, says it’s from some "light fixture" company or something on the shipping label
>mother suddenly says a few hours later "sooooo, you know that light fixture, huh?"
>think it's something embarrassing that my dad shipped to the house for his girlfriend or something
>she puts it on the couch
>nope, it's actually an honest to god light fixture. Frosted glass, the whole kit.
>mother says in a dramatic voice "you know about that light fixture...."
>no, actually, I fuckin don't.
>mother: "You know, there's this band, Pink Martini?"
>nope
>"Well, you know where your father is? Well they played "Amado Mio" FIVE times there! And, just by chance, they also played up in Alaska, while I was there for the winter. You know how rare it is for bands to play there."
>k, sure, don't know what this has to do with a light fixture.
>"WEEEeeell, I was in Alaska at the same time that they were playing at where your father was. And, guess where he is now."
>okay, he's back in <that same place> with his girlfriend, okay, sure, now what about that fucking lamp
>"Don't you see? Well, aren't you always the one putting these things together? Okay, go and listen to the Amado Mio music video on Youtube..."
>ask what it has to do with the lamp, she looks confused, and says "well you don't have to LIKE the music, and you don't need to keep watching if you want to know what the lamp has to do with anything"
>1.21niggawats.jpg
Pt. 2 pretyped
Pt.2
>watch the whole video
>still tango
>still not fucking lighting fixture
>from across the house she says "Hey, don't keep watching, you reallllly don't have to keep watching!"
>alrighty
>she continues her story: "There was this orchestra conductor in <Alaska town>, and what his big deal was is that he hated conductors that didn't actually conduct! And he thought that Pink Martini had a really good conductor, that actually conducted."
>okay, she really likes this band
>"They are the FUTURE. They are what are going to happen! And that is who was playing for your father, and played that song FIVE times!"
This prophesying was pretty weird. But it got a little weirder
>she pulls the garbage bin out from the kitchen, and shows me a FUCKING BROKEN LIGHTING FIXTURE INSIDE
>had no idea where that came from
>she says "See, you know what it is! You said there was a lighting fixture in the trash!"
>never ever said that, no idea why it was there, really freaked out now
>google the band name, the song, and "lighting fixture"
>zero mutual hits
>say "the internet doesn't think these things have much in common"
>replies "Well that's what the internet thinks! Of course that's what they would think."
>replies "Trust the internet. They don't say they're related."
>soooo, they're not related?
>she says "well, not anymore.........."
>finally, she says "you really aren't putting things together here."
After that, she cut open a bag of tortillas, left, and I haven't seen her for about 4 hours now.
Okay. What the fuck is she talking about?
>Pink Martini (American band)
>Amado Mio (song
>Lighting fixture
>"The fuuutuuure"
Where is the connection? I need help.
Does your mom have big tits? Might have a connection to the moon goddess.
>>17313178
Lol nope. Pretty much your average dumpy middle class hippy failure stereotype. Tries to do yoga, but is always fat.
What kind of interesting objects does /x/ either have, want, or know of?
Things like ritual implements from various religions, cults, secret societies, etc or gem stones, or alternative medicinal supplies what-have you, post them here.
I've personally always wanted something made of orgone, and an actual blessed Hindu murti (probably of either Vishu or Ganesh).
>>17302206
>/x/-y objects
I thought you were starting a Slenderman yaoi thread for a second there.
Has /x/ ever encountered this phenomenon? Specifically, driving into a town or place one would expect to find a large amount of humans only to find none at all. I had this happen a few years ago when I went with my family to Hawthorne, Nevada. It was a Saturday afternoon and the town had a population of 3,000 people which is small but surely one would see a single person. We were looking for restrooms, the McDonald's was closed, the stores were closed, the casino was closed, the hotels were closed. We settled on using public restrooms in a park we had found. The women's restroom had shit smeared everywhere, even the doorknob on the other side, it was absolutely disgusting and I'm glad nobody touched it. The men's room was a good bit better but still very unclean but we all used it. After we finished we returned to the car. Music started playing from the speakers around town and we gunned it all the way out of town and didn't slow down for 20 miles. There weren't even other cars on the road. It's like the entire town decided to play a prank on us.
What the fuck happened?
Also the town is completely surrounded by military bunkers, storehouses, and minefields if that helps. Not a soldier in sight.
>>17299706
youre crazy. end.
>>17299889
It's a military town.
90% of the males who live there are enlisted, while the women and children run the shops and whatnot.
The town was most likely going through a drill.
I've ran into a few of these in Washington and Oregon, it is indeed very unsettling to be in a town and not be able to find another person.
They were also close to military installations.
Very fucking weird
post them
h3h3productions
Once I found a channel here, of a woman that made weird videos, like speak in a fantasy language and dances, she was from serbia or russia, does anyone remember her? Jewtube deleted her channel and her channel had one of the most videos of all youtube channels.
https://youtu.be/GKFbB5z3Dlk
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>>17327727
I hope you can still help me... :)
>I READ
> via Remote Viewing,
I might get a flit of an image of idea, so am working on strengthening that.
I don't need any particular information for YOU, other than you be completely HONEST with me.
If I can help, I shall, if I can't, then hopefully there's someone else on who can do.
Blessings of Harmony.
>>17327764
I need help with my relationship with a person... should I continue with him or just back off?
Why did he do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnHf2sARNE
programming
Adam Lanza doesn't exist.
He was made up for the story.
>>17324704
for the nookie
x-tan or creepy-chan (aka Alison Harvard)