Can /x/ give me bianaural beats that acutally work?
>>17348678
>ACTUALLY
http://youtu.be/2cpXpgjUT2k
Only 'random' sound can collapse your mind.
You can also listen to white noise, but I recommend to buy a real white noise generator, where your subconscious can interact with.
>>17348678
Some of iDoser's stuff worked on me.
I tried multiple O, and I literally soaked my underwear completely in cum. Weird thing is I didn't feel it? There was no orgasm, but I released hella semen. So I'll count that as working.
Don't pay for it though. Check out KAT...they have tons of it available for torrent.
Anyone in Ontario, Durham Region to be specific, seeing those chem trails this morning?
>>17348668
>wasting this awesome gif on shitty chemtrails thread
>>17348668
kingston ontario here , the chem is real here
>>17349497
Dude, no way. Also Kingston. Small internet. :)
Just sharing some spooks. Unsettling image thread.
Go ahead
>>17348620
you first opie
>>17348620
This is not going to be the new smile dog. Stop trying.
Anybody know what happened to that engineer's youtube channel where the guy did midnight man rituals, raven, beezlebub to see what would happen because he was curious about such things.
Anybody got a link or has it been removed this is probably from a few years back.
Bump looking for answers
He did a bunch of shit, he did all the rituals perfect down to instructions I rember him setting his watch and shit and turning off all the lights, offering blood and other stuff. I originally found his channel on here
Where he be???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qm7HgpJAU
This is one of a series of bizarre channels on youtube. Associated channels are Cave of Shadows, and Awake.
There was a promise on ns0mnby's twitter, that if this particular video, anniversary, became more popular than any other video on the same channel, he would upload a bonus video that we will never have the chance to see otherwise.
So I just went back to my bedroom same as I have the last ten years of my life. And something feels off. I can't place it. It's not quite a noise. It's not quite a smell, or feeling. It's not a presence or a fear.
It feels disjointed. Like my essence is out of place or my room has change from facing east to north some how. I don't know how else to explain it. I tried to change the sound in the room with music and tv but it still doesn't fit. I can't fix this offset. Does anybody know what's going on? Did I have a stroke?
Depression has been on a rise for the past couple years.
The world actually ended in late 2012. We're all quite thoroughly dead. Where we exist now is a kind of fading echo of the universe. Our souls have left, on to whatever lies ahead. We are essentially animate corpses, coming to the slow realization of our doom.
People that used to have a strong sense of purpose in their life will last the longest. They'll be able to convince themselves that, even though they can't feel the sense of communion with their faith they once had, it's just because they're going through a rough patch and keeping strong faith will see them through.
Replace faith with amy other strong sense of purpose and the effect is the same. But the average prole, just puttering along in life, will find themselves increasingly questioning why they even bother, as they gradually lose the ability to feel any kind of emotion, positive or negative.
You will also begin to notice that you can't remember as much of your life as you used to.even recent memories get fuzzy and indistinct far more quickly.
It's just your connection with this tenuous shadow of reality gradyally fraying.
Don't worry though. This is as close to hell as it gets for us. Our souls have already gone on. All that awaits is oblivion.
I only remember the last part of my dream but here it goes. Also, dreams thread.
>be me
>I'm walking with my ex girlfriend
>we're just talking and stuff, then we get to one of our friends house
>she starts telling me how his new boyfriend became an asshole and stuff
I have to add that we don't talk to each other that much anymore so this is pretty weird to me
>there's some friends of mine in the house but they don't do anyting special, they're just playing vidya
>My ex and I get out of the house and we get on the car
>I'm driving
>On the road I stare at her and she stares at me, we hold hands for a few seconds and I keep driving
There's a lagoon on my city and we get out of the car and start walking on it. We where heading to our college.
>there's a lot of holes in the road
>from one of the holes a Gila monster comes out and runs to the water
>as we keep walking there's a lot of snakes popping their head out of the holes like in pic related
>they got really big heads
Dream just ends. What do you think it means /x/?
Shit OP..that means you're gay
>>17348146
dang I knew it
>>17348147
kek. thanks for the laugh.
and the snake normally symbolizes a traitor or something of the kind. I haven't seen anything like ground breaking proof dreams show anything, but lets pretend they do.
I wouldn't trust the bitch.
don't be going places with her. Shes a snake in the grass.
So I may be starting work at a national park soon
anyone have any odd nps stories that will make me look forward to/ regret my decision?
One time I went to a national park and saw a ghost. That was pretty spooky. Don't make the same mistakes I did, OP
one time at a national park I went to hang out with some hippies and they gave me drugs and That night God desended on us and Gods Message Was that the Earth was pissed . I was possessed by some fallen angel and a holy choir of drums. I'm a very loud person.
>>17348067
lol
in a past life i was god
in a past life you were god
want to conquer?
what is the matter?
I am here to help.
Love conquere all.
>>17348022
go on
>>17348022
What is God?
Thoughts on Greg Bishop?
"Project Beta" author Greg Bishop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpefkpDN0E
>>17348011
he looks like an asshole
Worst "paranormal" shows on television.
>inb4 hurr durr not paranormal
hurr durr TROLL THREAD
I like Destination Truth, the MC is pretty fun to watch.
>>17347854
Only watched it for Josh Gates. Love that man's voice.
Asking for your help, /x/. Here's a thing /b/ is trying to solve.
We're at IRC #squaresarenice
This is the onion where OP has been giving some clues or telling us wheteher or not a thread is fake. http://53kytgvzgqwmezif.onion/
>>17347669
I'm going to be this faggot who is going to ask, "How do you get into an IRC chat?" and yes my question is serious.
>>17347793
Go here: https://webchat.freenode.net/
Enter your Nickname, then #squaresarenice in the Channels field, bypass captcha and you're in.
>>17347942
Thanks, much appreciated
Hey /x/, long time lurker first time poster here... I'm a researcher, archiver of paranormal things of a sort. I'm searching for a old series of youtube videos of a blonde british girl, they were posted around 2005-2007. She had 2 videos of a strange black figure at her doorstep, posted late around midnight, and in them she was extremely concerned and hysterical. The next few videos are normal until her last video, where she dissapears. Her friend had posted the account claiming her friend is missing. I hope you can help me /x/, ive no clue where the videos are, and im hoping someone out there has them.
bumping for interest
>>17347605
Is that pic real? Shit. I'd be so embarrassed to be caught with woodsy junk hanging from my antlers.
>>17347690
Do you know the difference between beer nuts an deer nuts?
Beer nuts usually cost a dollar thirty five. Deer nuts are always under a buck.
Been looking for a way to do this for a while, can't find anything
>>17347579
You should summon SiriĀ® instead
>>17347579
Anon the instructions are in the book.
>>17347618
Which one ?
Oi, what is /x/'s opinion on a "The Psychonaut Field Manual" by a person, by the pen name of Arch-Traitor Bluefluke. Some guy dropped it at /tg/ for some reason, but the file size cant be uploaded here so have this picture instead. Looks cartoony, but the wording sounds kinda legit/serious. Anyhow, what's /x/'s opinion if anyone knows what I'm talking about?
>>17347398
I think I saw that exact thread on /tg/, checked it out and was quite intrigued. I don't know any more about it than you do, but I enjoyed the concise and dense nature of the text and the graphic quality of its presentation.
I'm curious to try some of the information within out, but it has warnings of bringing in unwanted strangers if you don't take precautions, which makes me wonder if its really worth experimenting with. I'm clumsy and I'm worried I would unwillingly get my spiritual shit fucked with.
A year ago I never believed in any of this shit, but my girlfriend is convinced beyond all doubt she has spirits that haunt her and attacks her during her night terrors. Dunno what to believe, but I'd hate to make things worse by bringing one into my own life.
>>17347419
Well, if I'm not misreading, a lot of this is to be done over a long period of time. It starts out harmless enough with shit everyone and their yoga obsessed aunt does or has tried, meditation, and then visualization, which is harmless desu.
It does read that this is meant as an overview of basic occult shit without the theology, because not everyone's a catholic, and violet wording to scrub out the mystery school hubris. So it may be legit in it's concepts for beginners or folk who can't handle ye old language or hidden in poetic speech essentially, but double checking never hurts.
>>17347459
>So it may be legit in it's concepts for beginners or folk who can't handle ye old language or hidden in poetic speech essentially, but double checking never hurts.
You've got it.
In short, it's legit.
Its heavily informed by chaos magic, the best place for you to ask would be over in the /omg/ thread. Theyll be more educated on it over there.