ok guys, I'm going to do it
I'm going to join a secret society.
But I can't decide which one
should I join the freemasons
OR should I join the discordians?
which is more powerful?
which is good which is evil?
which is more interesting and cooler?
I just can't decide.
Which should I join?
I know there are tons of discordians and freemasons who frequent 4chan
Are you guys secretly at war?
I think you must be.
I'd like your input
Discordians aren't a secret society you dumb fuck.
Freemasons are great if you're rich and bored.
>>17612207
please anon, I'm looking for quality answers, not typical secretary tier "le rich old boys club" "le we don't do anything secret" answers.
let's not start this off on the wrong foot, I'm not expecting full disclosure just enough info to make an informed decision.
maybe you could just tell me where I could get more info on discordians?
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Previously on /div/:
>17619859
>>17623644
This is a 4 card reading that explains your past present and future
>your past
>4 of wands
The 4 of wands tends to be one of happines, mostly related to happiness brought by family and friends, you had a decent past most likely you enjoyed yourself
>the present
>the king of swords reversed
Combined along with the card that represents you, it seems to be you have certain intelectual issues, perhaps a writer's block or certain difficulty to achieve what you wanted from the perspective of your novel, or anything along those lines
>The card representing you
>The ace of swords
This is a pretty nice card, it means you are intelectually driven, that you enjoy having discussions about important matters, rather than dealing with emotional subjects
>The card representing the future
>The eight of wands
Swiftness, many changes. Related to the subject of your novel perhaps it means that the tendency of what is considered as good, might be quite unstable, be it from the perspective of the critics, or the general public. This could also mean that your life in general might have many changes, be it from a physical or psychological point of view.
doing reading
>>17623777
future love reading
What kind should I convert to? Why? Atheism is so empty.
What's your nationality? Have you considered other Abrahamic religions?
>>17619029
Im from the US.
Like Islam?
>>17619031
Islam and Judaism.
There are a lot of differences between the several denominations of Christianity.
The first big schism you have to consider is if you are comfortable with the authority of the Pope speaking with the word of God.
If you are, then Roman Catholicism fits. You're lucky. It ends here.
If you aren't, then go down the Protestant/Orthodox path.
Is this movie spoopy at all or just gory? anyone recommend it?
Some people say it's good, some say it's bad. But I enjoyed.
>>17613925
not scary, not bloody.
>>17613925
What's weird is how OP posts once a day at least pimping this film, has done so last 50 days or so.
Lucifer controls our governments, our movie industry, our music industry, our news media, and even most of our churches...
Wake up people please wake up
>>17598217
Well duh.
>>17598217
if she actually controller all above mentiened we probably will be free. Children please.
>>17598217
Lol do you even bible?
Lucifier is the maddafucking light dawg, there is not other way but forward and that is turn.
continuing manga dump from
>>17616477
come one, come all for some good manga spoops
uneasy to look at creepy thread
need some nightmare fuel to stay up tonight
heres some cute anime anon
Hey /x/, I just moved in recently and I found a ouiji board in my room, I'm freaking out because I keep seeing some dancing figure whenever I get near my cupboards (that's where the ouiji board is) and I feel sick to my stomach. Should I open and see what's inside?
yes, do it fag.
Sure. Open it up unless you were planning to do something else on /x/ tonight.
Shit
ITT: The spookiest thing you've woken up to in the middle of the night.
>be me
>about six or seven
>moved in into an old house in middle Tennessee
>one night I wake up after an intense nightmare
>feel incredibly uneasy
>look around for any spooks in my room
>a man is standing about halfway out of my closet
>frozen with fear
>look at each other for what seems like an eternity
>he takes one step toward
>FuckThat.jpg
>run in parents room and sleep in their bed for the next month
>>17621869
>be me
>about 1 year ago
>sleeping and dreaming about wierd shit
>all of a sudden im standing in my room looking into my closet which is completly black
>hard to say if im sleeping or awake, more like a trance state
>im talking to someone
>dont know who or what we are talking about but words are just coming out my mouth
>hear my mum talking to me and i wake up from the trance
>go to sleep
>>17621869
So you just let the dude go.
>>17621902
Don't know what/who it was really but I didn't see him again
Im looking for less known religions because im fucking bored with atheism. Pic related is tengrism.
Became a Swedenborgian.
>>17620386
So you're bored of atheism and you want a hipster religion to impress your friends because ofcourse the mainstream religions are far too mainstream for you and not edgy enough.
Sound like a faggot to me, op.
I suppose you could make up your own religion. It worked well for JC
For roughly the next four hours, I will be doing readings.
Tell me your birth month, the color that you find the most pleasing to your eye, and your favorite music genre.
Come, let me surprise you.
feb, electric blue, chill.
>>17616268
Use /div/ >>17615044
september
orange
oldies
Discordian Thread.
>>17610474
Go fucking yourself stupid.
Came here to post this
WTF is happening?
>>17608612
>WTF is happening?
You went off your meds again.
>>17608616
>>17608646
only americunts ..
>tfw born under the sign of the Virgin
>tfw living up to your sign
>Gemini
>still yet to find my other half
>>17605795
>Taurus
>fat and lazy
>Aries
>I'm always horny as fuck
what are the scariest youtube channels out there?
Gang stalking "victims"
>>17603484
my channel
but im not posting it.
>>17603484
>ask a plain question
It's almost like you want ironic replies.