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i'm not even sure what to ask, or even if i should, but i do need guidance.
in short, if my family doesn't care for me, nor do my friends, and if i've never been on the recieving end of a romantic gesture, the problem is me right?
i try my best to make everything work, but nothing does.
can anyone help?

Anyone out there today looking to do some readings? I, too, could use a little guidance from the Universe, but I don't wanna flood the thread without an established reader.

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I will be divining soon. Performing capnomancy
>divination via smoke

Give me:
>a clear and concise query
>name/alias
>a scary/spooky pic/gif/webm file

I'll divine what I can from the darkness and the wisps.

>>17691068
I call bullshit.

hang out with your dogs, op. dogs are friends

if your hear shit crawling in the walls youve probably got mice, rats, other critters that the dogs hear even better than you do, and they probably wanna chase em but are frustrated by the fact there is a wall in the way

Go to sleep and ignore it. I never heard of a ghost killing a human irl

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>>17690795
Your preferences may vary.

>>17690805
That is a good list expect Jin Roh.

>>17690841
You mean "except"? Well, it's a collaboration, and everyone's got different tastes. You're free to add on to it if you want, or critique the ones you've seen.

The problem with modern technology is that everything is so easily faked these days. It would take a team of scientists with advanced equipment and several tests to "prove" whether ghosts exist and can be captured on film. Most people probably aren't going to buy a couple random guys snapping shots of ghosts, as that has (supposedly) been happening for ages now.

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>>17690592
How would a science team go about proving the existence of ghosts?

There must be a simple fair test. Atom measurement?

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>>17690604
It would be extremely difficult. I'm not sure our technology is advanced enough yet. And we're also operating based on the assumption that they really exist. They might not. It's one of the great mysteries of life. Maybe we'll find out some day, but I doubt it will be any time in the near future.

>>17690475
go away /mu/

reality is a "simulation" (simulation is an over-simplification of an already simple concept) There is MUCH more lurking behind the scenes. All you need to do is look. Be careful.

>>17690851
this is 1000% true, op.

>>17689536
Look up the time-worm explanation of being. Also, try to define what "consciousness" is in a meaningful way and you'll see the difficulty in making statements about consciousness.

>>17689536
I get up like six times a night to pee. do I die every time

>>17689536
only this theory falls through when you realize that I am still having a subjective experience form one day to the next

>>17689277
What do I get if I summon one? What do they give me?

>>17689277
From what I could gather from research a while back, tulpamancy seems to be a self-induced variation of DID. This is mildly frightening to me, so how would you ease someone into the idea?

Can my Tulpa beat 10 people at once in a fight? Would it do any better than I? Can it go beyond human weight lifter capabilities?

>>17688885
thats what they're all saying

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>>17688885
Most of us are still at Liber Primus.....

Some of us are at 3301.jpg or past it.

Heres the weird "3301.jpg":
http://i.cubeupload.com/ubTEBo.jpg

Some call the pic fake though. (but its mostly those who are still stuck at Liber Primus)

3310 is very dissappointed with people teaming up to find out.
And I agree; the puzzle is for individuals only. Thus the puzzles are made for individuals capable of solving them. They are made to be solved by individual thinking.
Be strong and do it yourself.

Good luck.

>>17688044
The religion of the future is hedonism disguised as enlightenment and selflessness

Everyone will be a self serving asshole but call them out on it and they'll spit venom at you about how spiritual and selfless they are.

According to project blue beam it will be christianity.

Though not really, because it will actually be the anti-christ.

Pros: Golden Age anything is possible if you believe.

Cons: Age of Judgement right after it.

>>17681334
Anybody doing readings?

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>>17681334
>>17681345

NOW ALSO OFFERING:
*PETIT LENORMAND TAROT
*WACKY SCRY USING OLD TV STATIC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j8V5BBA71M

Chironymous here, doing Morgan's Tarot, Petit Lenormand (tarot), I-Ching readings, or wacky scries for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!

I just need you to say something positive*** to me so that I may heal my wounds and help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot, Petit Lenormand (tarot), I-Ching, Wacky Scry
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)

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>>17681392
Rich
Male
23
Virgo
Tall guy with green eyes and brown hair. Pretty moody but overall melancholic one.
Northern Europe
Wacky Scry
Query - What do you see about love life? Any problematic areas?

>>17668389
FFFuuuckk m88 flapjack was my shit

also

>Gravity falls maybe? not too many /x/ related cartoons

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>>17668389

Gravity Falls.

Also Courage. That show was spooky as hell.

Over the garden wall. Some anon here mentioned it and I love it.

>>17668266
Thanks for contributing

I first got into crystals after reading about them about a year and a half ago. I don't know why, but they really resonated with me. I've heard from others (my friends who use crystals) that they generally feel more comfortable with them being around. Either they're pretty to look at or just because they feel comfortable. Personally, I believe that they hold vibrations or an aura and I can feel it (vaguely and briefly from time to time) the most profound experiece I've had with them is sleeping with them. I put a third eye chakra crystal under my pillow one night and had an extreamly vivid and rather long dream. I think you should give them a shot, purchase a beginer set or a small crystal and see if you pick up any vibrations.

Love. Light. Energy.

>>17668264
Literally the best way to scam retards out of their money is to sell them colorful stones.
Just claim the stone cures their cancer or whatever they want to hear.
The profit margin on this shit is better than you get from selling hard drugs.

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My dad had a tendency to just walk off into the woods. I thought he had ADD or something (before I knew what ADD was). One time he was walking me home from the park and in mid-conversation he just abandoned me and walked off, leaving me to get home by myself (I was 7). This man was insane, /x/. He could leave at any time, forget about his job and family, and return from the wilderness filthy and malnourished. Ask him why and he just stares into space saying something in the vein of "I got distracted I guess".

My dad had a thing for the Cascades. He was transfixed by them. By now you have guessed it: I was named after Mount St. Helens. My dad tried to take me up Mount St. Helens once. A four hour screaming match with my mother prevented him from doing so (I was 10). Of particular interest to him was Mount Shasta, where he claimed a winged eight-eyed white being told him to hunt Sasquatch. This was his reason for breaking with the family for good.

For years, my father would send me letters telling me of his supposed progress finding the cryptozoological entity. He would be camping in the woods then mail me, or would sneak into the house while everyone was asleep and cover my mouth so I couldn't scream when he woke me up. This is the part where he started calling me "Loowit". Sneaking into my room, he'd tell me all about how he was going to die. As he talked, he covered my mouth at intervals thinking I'd scream or something. One time he covered my mouth, took me to his truck (at 2AM) and drove me a block away to keep telling me what he'd found out about Bigfoot.. how he'd met the creature, how it spoke to him. He told me it was human, /x/. It was a human that had lived hundreds of years ago and attained immortality by absorbing the bodies of animals, giving it the half-man half-beast appearance it has.

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Die he did, /x/. My father was found in his pickup truck covered in cuts. It was decided to be a suicide, but my great-grandmother doesn't think her son would have done that to himself (especially coupled with the already-effective use of carbon monoxide in an enclosed space). She knows something drove him to it, but I don't have the heart to tell her what that might be. I can't argue that the man wasn't insane. I know he was insane. I also know his fears have legitimized themselves for me. The dark forces he immersed himself in appear to be interested in me now. I don't see things like he did, but god do I feel them. Something is hitting me. It never stops hitting me. It feels as though I am being stoned by small, invisible pebbles. All over my body it feels like I am bruised, but there are no visible marks.

My father told me that the thing you know as "Bigfoot" is the same thing you know as El Chupacabra. The Native Americans called it a Skinwalker. Recent witnesses refer to the being as "Moth Man". Others call it the Jersey Devil. These are not things from a pantheon of undiscovered animals. They are one. They are a single individual and his disciples. He is a Native American man over 500 years old who used dark magics to absorb the bodies and life forces of animals, allowing him to become immortal by adding their vitality to his own.

It appears that by knowing these things, I know too much. I know too much to be left alive, so they are trying to drive me to insanity the way they drove my father. He is human, /x/. I can't drive that in enough. He may be demonic, whatever that means, but he is human. He doesn't want you to know that he is human. He doesn't want you to know anything about him, because if people knew about him, they would confront him for what he is.

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I've been in denial about this. When I started experiencing this attack (it's all one attack. it never stops.) I told myself I was hallucinating. I tried to find out if there were spirits that did this. I found nothing. I've been left alone to realize that this is a vendetta. No, I did not make a mistake. I've never played with a spirit board or done invocations. I don't even own a spellbook, /x/. These attacks I am experiencing, I know they have to be motivated by exactly what my father told me would motivate them. He never said "they'll be after you next" but it's 2+2, /x/. He told me he would die for knowing the truth about this entity, so it follows then that by telling his kid this he was dooming her? I am not out yet, /x/. Maybe by distributing this information I can gain leverage. I am being beaten. As I type this (wearing gloves), the creature is hitting my hands and knuckles. I've had to take several breaks. It really hurts. I've learned to sleep with the sensation of stones being thrown at me. It's not good sleep, but it rests me enough to bear this. No matter what I am doing in a day, I have to do it with steady and prepared hands. Imagine trying to take your vitamins with someone throwing pebbles at your fingers as you unscrew the cap. This is what I am living with. I am trying to live with it, because I've seen the alternative. For god's sake, /x/, help me find out how to confront this thing.

Here are some of the last links in the previous thread that may have gone overlooked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trU7WIbiNeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9tKPWOz6Og
https://youtu.be/WUnvXElXgQM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvz3ifdOt7M

>>17653869
>overlooked
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvz3ifdOt7M
ya no that one wasnt over looked, it was shit

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRrktK3Dq-sm98RPlOxSnJw

Seems to be about a haunted dream journal or something.

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If someone wants to figure out what the audio means go ahead.

>>17693255
The picture for the background also seems to be reversed back to the username 666 channel

bump bump