/x/ something weird is happening..
So last night, my (older) sister was complaining about hearing someone outside of her window. She lives on the second floor of our house and was complaining about hearing someone walking around and throwing rocks. My parents checked it out and said there was nothing out there. We all brushed it off and I initially didn't believe her.
Well, about a half an hour ago I was sitting in my room downstairs (my room faces the front of the house, the same way my sisters does), and I heard someone walking in the rocks near my window. I thought it couldn't be anything because I had an earbud in and I thought maybe it was the noise. Anyways, I paused my music and waited a little bit listening. Then I heard a rock hit a window. I ran upstairs to my sisters room and we have been sitting together for awhile now hearing strange noises outside. Everytime we look out the window we see nothing and we don't want to call the police because it might just be a rabbit or something.
what should we do /x/? we've been sitting here for awhile..
>>17728736
Post her tits and I'll tell you
Someone is trespassing on your property?
OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOW PARANORMAL!
>>17728736
Reuben , go to bed.
So, this happened a few years back when my friends and I raided an abandoned police office. It was mostly empty except for a few stray files lying around we decided to look at some of them. None of them seemed out the ordinary, a couple murders, drug use and such, but one in particular stood out "File B1673." Apparently, a man dressed in a brown vest and a stained white t-shirt had killed 60 people in my town in Maysville. The man performed these various murders to women in green clothes who had recently been engaged. His murders went unsolved for 30-50 years. The bodies that had been murdered were covered with a sulfur compound that cause people around to tear up. There were various traumas around the neck and spine including multiple bruises and hemorrhages. The bodies were all covered with hyper realistic blood. No trace of this man was found for 20 years until he wrote something on the wall, VGhleSBkb24ndCBzdG9wIGNvbWluZyBhbmQgdGhleSBkb24ndCBzdG9wIGNvbWluZy4=. No one could find a way to decode this, not even the greatest cryptologists in the FBI.
According to the file, they didn’t have any success finding the man until they found an ounce of his earwax on a candle. The forensics team was able to identify a man 20 miles from the crime scene when arriving at his house they found nothing. They only found a bed and a can of green paint, the walls were greasy and seared and on them there were strange words written on the walls, “The voices gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht dna gnimoc pots t’nod yeht.” Again none of the cryptographers were able to decode it, they dismissed it as complete gibberish. One of my friends actually sounded the words out aloud and immediately got up and walked outside a few minutes later we heard a car screech and a splatter, he was gone. At that point everyone was getting freaked out but we were too far to stop reading, if we went home tonight with no closure we wouldn’t be able to sleep for weeks.
As we read we learned that the killer had been sighted by someone for the first time, he was described as chubby, and had a hue of green about him. Many of them documented it as some sort of skin disease or possibly a metal disability but only few of them said it could be a cult, all of the women seemed to have been specifically chosen and so many victims weren’t likely to have been killed by the same person in such a small town without getting caught. That’s as far as we got though, right after that we heard something, I don’t know what else it could’ve been, it sounded like, a lot of onions being cut at the same time. It wasn’t long until we noticed water coming through the ceiling, only it couldn’t have been water. We started crying profusely we couldn’t stop. Something took over me, and I ran, I ran harder than I ever have before and almost tripped. That’s when I realized the people chasing me were chubby and painted green but there was something off about their ears but I couldn’t quite put my finger on what it was, I was panicking and couldn’t think clearly. When looking to my side I could only see one of my friends, before then there were three left. We vowed never to talk of this again but the other day I went to his house and saw he was drowned in an onion parfait. That’s why I decided to write this, if I’m gone, it’s because they got me.
Skinwalker stories please.
I am not impressed by most creepypastas as they are usually shit-sucking retarded or the writer is goi ng out of his way to tryhard and it's like putting a flashing neon sign up that reads "I pulled this turd right out of my own ass and polished it up real good".
But something about ski walkers and sasquatch and other creature stories is so captivating to me.
Can you guys give me some of the good ones, so I can sate the morbid fascination?
http://imgur.com/a/Zmhjw#0
There's like 50 skinwalker stories for you.
Run along now child, and tarry not in the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSw_s0e--Ek
>>17728484
>But something about ski walkers
Don't know why some people find these scary but okay.
I've never tried uploading a small clip before so hopefully this works. Look at the sky move in relation to the foreground. Something fucked up going on here.
>>17728464
You were moving the camera around to much. At the end of just looks like fast moving clouds. Check the weather in your area.
>>17728464
Gray cloud in middle left looks like dicknballs
>>17728464
I can't, you were shaking the camera too much.
I'm looking for a comic series that i saw a thread mention but it soon 404'd, it was about a young girl whos like the size of a mouse living in the wilderness.
They eat mouse brains.
shameless bamp
>>17728379
That sounds really bizarre.
Bump for interest.
Bump just to help the guy out
What happened? Was it rape?
>>17728289
Without understanding your post at all...
Yes, I'm sure it was.
>>17728289
>Without understanding your post at all...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste
Not OP but probably this
> She was in a disheveled but seaworthy condition, under partial sail, with no one on board, and her lifeboat missing. The last log entry was dated ten days earlier. She had left New York City for Genoa on November 7, and on discovery was still amply provisioned.
>>17728384
>being this new
>>17728289
Ergot happened.
Why doesn't this badass motherfucker fight against skinwalkers? They share an environment and only one can be the true alpha cryptid of the woods
Triangles
How do you know he doesn't?
>>17728263
They both had to sign a "non-competition" agreement as part of their contracts.
It it possible that most conspiracy theories are just paranoia? Or cases where someone who is hostile and mistrustful of the world, then sees inaccurately that the world is hostile and mistrustful of THEM? When really the world is just an independent, neutral stimulus onto which the paranoid subject projects his own negative perceptions and expectations... isolating him.
>>17728106
Yes, yes, and definetely.
But at the same time paranoia is waymore common than you expect it, and most people don't talk about it, cause they are paranoid about beign labeled as paranoids.
Then you have all this closet paranoids in positions of power, with the mentality of strike them first.
Accepting this you can understand a lot about our world, and how terrorism and conspiracies really work.
>>17728136
>>>17728106 (OP)
>Yes, yes, and definetely.
I thought so.
>But at the same time paranoia is waymore common than you expect it, and most people don't talk about it, cause they are paranoid about beign labeled as paranoids.
I know, I deal with it in people all the time, and it's so buzzkill. Nothing is worse than someone getting guarded and treating you like a bad person without any reason, because they've been fucked over by others.
>Then you have all this closet paranoids in positions of power, with the mentality of strike them first.
That's very dangerous. Insecure warhawks and such? Yep. No cool.
>Accepting this you can understand a lot about our world, and how terrorism and conspiracies really work.
I think you're the smartest poster I've read on here.
>>17728106
>isolating him
You literally just admitted to shunning paranoid people despite knowing that you/society are the source of the problem.
THIS JUST IN: THE FUTURE PLANS TO ABUSE THE MENTALLY ILL JUST AS MUCH AS THE PRESENT DOES.
What's up, /X/?
Got a little question for you in regards to meditation noobishness.
I was practicing the clearing of my mind last night, counting breaths and whatnot, and I got to that hypnagogic seeming state where I'm not awake but I'm not asleep (not even sure if that's supposed to happen but I enjoy it). Anyway, after a few minutes I notice my chest has become very tight and from my lower abdomen down to my feet it straight up vibrating. It quickly passed and left me confused as balls.
What did I experience? Some sort of psychological dickery?
Premature bump is premature
Hi. You know how I am, you know what I want. It'll be awhile before you're sure that that's the case, but you can speed up your certainty by weeding out sociopaths. First off, I'd like to thank you for your cooperation. It's been a real pleasure to work with all of you, even though by the time I get to the future you'll probably have been replaced by more economical agents. I'm sorry about the collapse that'd have been imminent if I hadn't mention that timelines collapse the moment they become self-aware, but I just wanted to tell you that you can stop making threads whenever I minimize one. There are a couple different reasons I minimize threads and, while I understand that such types of interaction were strictly necessary up til now, I think it'll be fine if you stop today.
As always, stay safe and never, ever, outsource your protection or right to self-defense. Peace.
Sincerely,
~ An anon
>>17728077
Not quite sure I understand m8
Are there cool wizards/witches from your folkloric tales?
>Koschei the Deathless
>In Slavic folklore, Koschei is an archetypal male antagonist, described mainly as abducting the hero's wife.
>Koschei cannot be killed by conventional means targeting his body. His soul (or death) is hidden separate from his body inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest (sometimes the chest is crystal and/or gold), which is buried under a green oak tree, which is on the island of Buyan in the ocean. As long as his soul is safe, he cannot die. If the chest is dug up and opened, the hare will bolt away; if it is killed, the duck will emerge and try to fly off. Anyone possessing the egg has Koschei in their power. He begins to weaken, becomes sick, and immediately loses the use of his magic. If the egg is tossed about, he likewise is flung around against his will. If the needle is broken, Koschei will die.
It's the original Voldemort guys.
>>17727834
No there is none
>>17727834
>in the ocean
Way to ruin an elite wizard's lifetime of work, OP.
And you wonder why magic avoids this realm...
>>17727867
Shut up bitch
Will they one day stop taking drugs?
Psychics didn't answer last time
they will od
>>17727759
Die no matter what!?
Nothing can be done!?
Really? ):
Hello fellow /x/philes. This is a topic that became very important at some point in my life. At teenage years used to be a full depressed motherfucker. Three year long clinical depression (never went to a doctor, but I guess the diagnose by symptoms and lots of internet psychology test that said it). During that time, I found myself surrounded by people like me, right-off-the-book emolikestuff. But none of the looks, all the depression.
Used to have a girlfriend with somo HUGE emotional issues. Had friends like that. They all claimed to have shit happening to them. Imma make a pause here to clarify I was and still am full atheist. Don't believe in anything. Although, I don't pretend to know it all; I accept the chance I'm wrong and maybe spiritua shit is real. Anyway. The question is
I heard, and lived, some creepy stories about things my emotard friends claimed to see. These people were really troubled, I would even say some were mentally ill at some level. I would like to share and have you guys comment on it, to get it off my chest ya know? Interested.
Pic not related
>>17727726
*Interested?
>>17727726
Write away and make it creepy.
I'll use that name now on so you can identify.
This is from my GF.
>Be her.
>Be around 11 yo.
>Be depressed. Bad family, sister competition, she not winning. Be a bitch about it
>Be crying, 2-3 am bullshit. Pillow is soaking wet on tears.
>Fall asleep.
>Wake up, all of a sudden. Not likely to happen; when she falls, she doesn't comes up till next morning
>Look around at room, soaking wet in sweat; A/C is off. Funny, she knows she left it on.
>See someting in corner of eye.
>Nope.jpg
>Try get a better look; looks like big dude shadow. Has no father, left when she was baby. No man lives in house.
>Turn on lights. Doesn't turn on.
>WTF.png
>Dude comes closer; when about to hit bed, suddenly dissapears
>GF look up to roof; dude hanging from roof at unnatural pose
>Ohshitimmadie.gif
>Thing jumps to her. She knows she's gonna die.
>Thing is impaled by sword through chest, tip cuts a little of her chest skin, between breast (she showed me scar)
>Thing dissapears and there is another dude, shining light, big ass wings on his back, big ass sword on his hand.
>Speaks in latin.
>Passes out.
>Meet me around 4 years later, fell in love, tells me this shit. Don't believe it. There's more
>I tell this shit on 4chan cuz I'm bored
Did I wicca married a whack-a-doodle?
Whats the most inexplicable thing that's occurred in your life?
>>17727716
one time i was tonguing the crusty anus of an obese woman while i was inserting a big plastic rod into my own anus when all of a sudden she turned into a 2003 Chevrolet Aveo LT and I was a squeegee brush being used by a man to clean out her exhaust pipe
>>17727716
Happens all the time, just last night had a dream that I was driving around in a car doing burn outs, wake up to a guy doing burn outs outside my window run out to chuck something at his car but I was to slow.
>Tfw I realised I was in their heads while I was dreaming.
>>17727716
My life.
Homunuculus thread. Give me tips and maybe i will create one then post it here.
Go on anons, i am crazy but not into that things that much.
No.
>>17727706
First tulpas now this?
Whatever have we done to deserve this bullshit Oh Lord?
>>17727725
Making animals from sperm and chicken eggs sounds like a massive fucking sin straight from hell
What are your thoughts on deities both conventional (established, like YHWH and Allah) and unconventional (like Glycon and Nyarlathotep)? How about Mary?
>>17727516
you're interested in Mary?
Go for the salvia divinorum, brooo.
It will help you make contact with her.
Say a prayer beforehand and you should make contact.
Are they real or are they just thoughtforms? A little of both?
There is one transcendent God and various intermediate deities or angels. The difference between monotheism and polytheism is whether to worship the intermediary deities or not, and even then there are tensions and contradictions. Catholics claim to worship one God, and yet they pray to saint Gemma to cure a headache and for Saint Anthony to get a wife. No one religion is 100% right.