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>>17786258
>ITT: babby's first bait thread

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Read this book

I had an idea for how we could gather evidence. Let me know what you all think of this.
1- find 10 people who claim to be psychic/sensitive/whatever
2- find 10 people who don't claim to be psychic/sensitive/whatever
3- find 10 buildings that have had reports of ghosts/spoopy feelings/whatever
4- find 10 buildings that have had no reports of ghosts/spoopy feelings/whatever
5- have each person do a walkthrough of each building and write down what sort of things they're able to detect. Can the psychics do better than the ordinary people at figuring out which buildings are supposed to be spoopyhaunted?

Considerations: It may help to have the people come from one area and have all the buildings in another area that's far enough away that they haven't heard of the buildings by name or reputation.

Bonus: Can any of the people generate detailed answers about what has been said about a building they've never seen in a building they've never been to?

I'm not asking for predictions about what the result will be, just input about whether or not the methodology would be sound.

When I was 10 the thought of that picture kep me up at night

Now I picture it coming out of a dark alley trying to sell me drugs with a heaby Mexican accent

It's the Chupacabra and that pic is legit

>>17786277
how do you know it's real?

>>17786202
do you remember anything from your dream?
certain objects can be interrupted to your waking life

>>17786202
>finally getting better sleep
>complains about actually having dream recall
>>>/adv/

>>17786215
The dreams themselves don't involve smoking or drinking

The dream i had last night was me sitting down looking at my phone going through my old text messages and contacts

I wanted to make a call to someone but there were loud whispers repeating "don't call her, don't call her" etc

It got so loud it woke me around 4am, my entire body was in shock i felt something go through my bones & i got up to go toilet... bearly could walk str8

>>17786170
Note:

I have been evaluated for schizophrenia. I have tried antipsychotics. I have no other symptoms of any disorder other than the voices.

They are supposedly spirits from Sirius. Something about my soul contract that I came here to live a ascetic life as a monk or some shit and I said fuck that but they are he'll bent on forcing me to live how they want me to. I am out of options. If i can't get rid of them I'm going to kill myself and incarnate some were else. Fuck

>>17786170
> follow a meme diet notorious for causing various vitamin deficiencies
> start hearing voices
Go get some blood work and eat like a human

>I have tried EVERYTHING

Well then, you're stuck with them. Drink yourself to death, and good luck in your next incarnation.

so the bible is copypasta

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>>17786082
Horus wasn't born of a virgin. His mum, Isis went to a lot of trouble to locate dismembered husband's dick to use to impregnate herself. And there's no implication the couple hadn't had sex before Hubby's death as well.

Go read Campbell's "The Hero With A Thousand Faces"

>>17786027
what fuck

im drinking rc cola reading this

AND HE DRANK RC COLA IN THE FIRST POST

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17786046
Are you bullshitting or serious? Because We are waiting for deputy Xenocrusher

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>>17786027
THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RC COLA (TM)

Could OP learn how to use the catalog?

>>17786023
There is no other creepypasta thread.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>17785937
i liked it before it went full jew
it was best at the beginning when the guy with the funny name read almost all of the stories hes got a sexy voice desu

>>17785946
>full jew
what

>>17785937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

Probably just got MK-Ultra'd to hell and back.

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>>17785930
>http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/khq/ODOMDOCS.pdf


Man this is some serious schizo. nice read.

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>>17785939
Nah they exist

I mean, just look at their smiles, that should answer anything.

>>17785876
Deputy Xenocrusher from Oklahoma would kill that reptilian piece of shit you posted.

Well, that's Terence McKenna's theory from Food of the Gods, anyway.

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I've not heard this theory applied to accelerating our development in terms of evolution, but I can easily believe that synesthesia as a side effect of hallucinogenic mushrooms contributed to the early development of language insomuch as sights can be expressed as sounds.

I'm almost certain the manna described in the bible that sustained the israelites in the desert were shrooms.

I'd say it was actually more of a mutator of culture than biological evolution, but cause and effect of those two are debatable.

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You ghay unevopved scorpios..

>>17785743
It's complete wank that no one but menopausal housewives with too much time on their hands and no bull care about.

Both of you react in "similar" but different ways emotionally.

Both of you are scorpios with moon in earth signs, so you may have similarities, but you're also ignoring every other planet and aspects. Astrology is not only sun sign/moon sign.

Moon Virgo-Moon Taurus

Both of you derive security from contact with the earth (gardening, camping, living in the country), from working with natural materials (making bread, using clay, wood-working, using natural fibers) or from developing manual skills and practical expertise in some specific area. You are both rather cautious, carefully analyzing or ruminating over a possible change before proceeding. Taurus, in particular, is rather slow to come to a decision and dislikes changes in the personal or domestic sphere, but once a choice is made, will go ahead with equanimity. Virgo, on the other hand, worries, frets, and is very particular and difficult to please at times. Taurus’s steadiness, even temper, emotional strength, and stability is very comforting to Virgo at such times. Also, Virgo does not “let go” emotionally or sexually very easily, and Taurus, who is more comfortable being sensual and instinctual, helps Virgo to be more at ease too. Taurus’s lazy, sloppy side can be very annoying to Virgo at times. For the most part, however, you are quite compatible.

Sorry for all the typos I did this fast and on my phone

>>17785693
you had a bad dream. nothing paranormal there.

>>17785693
You've just described a typical sleep paralysis experience. Don't worry, it's pretty common phenomenon, and not paranormal at all.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

>>17785508
Okay, I'm curious, what in the fuck just happened in that video? Any info OP?

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>>17785508
Tall whites mastered human mimicry and are amongst US citizens. They have matter manipulation technology.

>>17785508

Old CP. Its from a commercial summerfags.

People say this painting is haunted...

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My friend and I found a really creepy painting in his new house and only misfortune fell upon us for weeks until we took it back down. I believe it had negative energy attached to it and fed off our attention, to our own detriment

>>17785410
They also say my anus is haunted by all the dick it takes.

Nothing paranormal yet, but I'm hoping that the more cock I take the better chance we'll have of seeing something, im up to 3 cocks at a time.

There must be some kind of hypnosis for that, good luck, I guess

>>17785323
>I'd like to find a way to send my conscious back in time to when I was younger, but with the memories I currently have now.

I can't really imagine what you want to achieve? Feeling like a child, but with the knowledge of an adult?

>>17785323
Unfortunately you can't as far as I know, your conscience is too intertwined with physical causality. Your destiny is set, your choices are made.

>>17785383
Win some bets?