Disney Conspiracy thread anyone? I have always been interested in the dark past of Disney. From the subtitle images everywhere to the park incidents at every turn. Discuss and Theorize about the Happiest Hell on earth.
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Classic lazy ass summerfag OP, starts thread, contributes nothing.
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Anyone got the footage of the ghost around disney?
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>in dream
>be at tournament with gf
>it's Harry Potter themed, magic shit and stuff
>it's innawoods, by old farmhouse
>me and gf leaving tournament
>walking by old barn
>sheet hanging on door
>as we walk by, blood splatters across
>nope.png
>got the fuck out and took her home
>we get there, her mom is crying
>gf's pets are slaughtered
>gf thinks we were followed
>go outside to check out bodies
>gruesome af
>go back inside and Dale from King of the Hill is yelling about sinkwankers
>wtf.png
>Dale looks out window and yells like a madman and runs out of house
>I look and nothing is there
>then hear thumping on roof
>get shotgun
>gather gf, mom, and little brother into living room
>sinkwankers descend from roof on telephone and cable wires
>it's a whole fucking pack
>gf little bro flips and books to kitchen
>one is already in house, finds him and literally rips him apart
>gf and gf mom crying
>can't figure out how to use gun, went full retard
>two sinkwankers grab gf mom and take her away
>I aim at nearest one
>it grabs barrel, bends it Hagrid style
>kicks me in the fucking shin, shattering it
>watch as they pin down gf
>rip clothes off
>rape her senselessly in front of me
>inb4 cuck
>snap neck after sinkwanker gangbang
>realize I'm fucked
>begin Lord's Prayer out loud
>hear very tough language
>"God can't help you here."
>feel cold hands on side of head
>a snap like a jaw un hinging
>it affixes jaw around head
>crack of breaking skull then end of dream/nightmare
Can someone help me out? What does this mean? Bothers the shit out of me.
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>>17789415
You'll get cucked
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>sinkwanker
It means you're a dumbass
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>iFunny
Everytime
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OKLAHOMA AYYY LMAOS HERE.
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>inb4 OP doesn't deliver
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bump as i catch up
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Switching again ? I hope OP doesn't get lost.
what's the greentext where humanity is viewed as monsters and wear suits of power armor and one guy filibusters about something
Also HFY thread
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Hello /x/. Like many of you, I believe, I had been nonreligious for a long time but decided I needed something more. I've decided what I believe in is a sort of animism, where there are spirits on earth which are manifestations of the one divine. Spirits of the trees, of the mountains, of the water, ect. I don't have a named pantheon which I honor particularly, because Asatru is for LARPers and since I'm not native American I wouldn't feel right honoring those gods.
I would like to build a simple shrine, somewhere secluded, where I may leave them offerings of food and gifts for protection and guidance. What should be included in such a shrine? Are there named deities I should be aware of? Do any of you have similar beliefs or follow similar practices?
Not interested in any crazy new age stuff or schizophrenic ramblings of tripfags. I'm merely honoring the spirits of the world.
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>I needed something more
>need
There's the problem OP, when you realise that your desire is the thing holding you back, you will witness the spirit you seek.
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So you don't have a named pantheon because you want to avoid being classed a LARPer, but you come here asking for specific deities to add to your pantheon. And you don't want any crazy new age stuff.
You've come to the wrong place, friend. But since you seem sincere I'll help.
Honoring nature and world spirits is easy. Make an altar with flowers and unearthed stone (stone that needs to be dug out of the ground). Set it up in a place where the wind can pass over it freely if you can. Water the flowers. Clean and bury the stones.
Named deities mostly go against the idea of nature spirits, so no specific tribute is necessary.
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Wrong religion.
I'm writing a book on cryptids, what cryptid should I start with?
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>wants to write a book
>has no research or decision making skills
>asks /x/ of all places for help
Your book doesn't stand a chance
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>>17789147
I've done my research, I'm having difficulty choosing what cryptid to do first. Read the post before you reply.
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>>17789152
Flatwoods Monster, now fuck off
/x/ what the fuck am I looking at here? I was on the subway into town this morning, playing my 3ds when I got a notification someone on the spot pass feature was attempting to send me pictures. I didnt really give a fuck so I accepted. Heres what I recieved. I glanced around the subway car, but didnt see anyone else with a 3ds. Im not too frightened, as im sure its some random weeb spamming this to every user in range, but still. Can you make heads or tails of this?
Ill post the pictures I recieved in order. It appears to be a crudely drawn comic. It was done in the notes app on the system and exported as a photo. That much I do know
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>>17788968
>things that didn't happen,
so we all go out and buy
a 3ds
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I would like to know more about shadow people. Anyone have any experiences?
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Yeah, One night i was tucking my little brother in and i saw something that looked like a man with a hood run past my door with no sound and i went to go check and every one was in their rooms. Only experience i've had my guy
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I know that pic is supposed to be scary but it just looks like somebody about to get fucked in the shower
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>>17788735
Yeah
>be me
>15 at the time and spent a shitton of time playing video games in my upstairs
>it's just a routine day make a few trips downstairs but just fucking around on Xbox for most of the day
>it's around 11:00 and I decided to go downstairs to go to bed
>turn all the lights off and go downstairs
>fuckmeintheass I forgot my pillows and shit
>go back upstairs and everything is normal
>notice out of the corner or my eyes a portion of the room is really really fucking dark, like the blackest black I've ever seen
>wtf.jpg
>once I turned around completely I saw a piercing black figure
>it looked like it had a hood or a hat or some shit cause it's head was abnormally large
>fucker slowly just turns away and fades after a few seconds of me getting a good look at it
>I just was in shock and started bawling on the ground until my dad heard and came up to see what the fuck was happening
>tell him my story but he doesn't believe me
>says it's just my imagination
Sorry for the shitty greentext
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Create humans/uknown creature from different worlds 2016-06-09 14:27:58 Post No.17788451
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Create humans/uknown creature from different worlds
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Well humans, i am interested in this things.
I want to create unique creature, i dont care the way how to do it, use black magic, satan power, god power or what.
for you, who know how to do it, just teach me, i am serious, i want change this world use my power.
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You cant. Faggot.
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go be a scientist. And gene something up.
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>>17788451
Make kids using your shitty genes. The results would be monstrous
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What do /x/ think about tarot, witch cards sets do you prefer to use, and why?
Do you think there is any differences in the outcome of the reading, between using Rider-Waite Tarot, Thoth Tarot, or just some "unknown" cards with no specific title.
I'd like to hear your inputs on the subject.
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are you the faggot from the Aleister Crowley thread??
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>>17789739
No, haven't even seen that thread. Just genuine interested in what people think about this subject.
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In my experience different decks give different outcomes because I like to use the interpretation of the card itself (not just its usual meaning but what is in the art) But as far as thoth v rider-waite they are very different and give you different things to work with in the cards themselves and are therefore quite prone to giving different outcomes.
Come across this the other day. Could it be HAARP
Tasmania took wild weather a few days after this and is still getting pounded.
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Here's another
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Probably, here are some pics I saved.
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Strange Military Emblem 2016-06-09 07:57:58 Post No.17787940
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I went on a tour of an air force base last year. On the wall was a strange emblem showing a bald eagle in space holding a magnifying glass and burning things on earth. I'm wondering what project this could have been for. All I can think of is a satellite based laser defense system.
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>>17787940
>defense
Sure.
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>>17787965
Oh look, we got a spelling bee champion here. Well done Officer Spelling, solid police work.
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>>17787970
This is actually a real concern. The US starting a new space race in the name of defense would be catastrophically offensive no matter how you slice it.
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Alright /x/ I'd like to build up my innawoods folder. any stories with skinwalkers, fleshgaits, and goat men are all welcome. bonus points for interesting locals
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ill give you one, its short but its intresting.
I was out one day walking around, looking for a place to set up camp. I was proabably 1 mile into the woods away from the city.
I see a tiny person, couldnt been over 50cm/19inches. I yell "HEY" and that thing just ran away, i just mind my own buisness. Kinda frightened but i didnt care back then, i was a reckless kid. I setup camp and start cooking some food. That food had alot of smell to it, And you could proabably smell it from 20 meters away i tell you, kinda like how you smell a restaurant from a parking lot. And out of nowhere, the little creature that i saw ran away in the grass, Showed up! very peaceful, made it very clear it wasnt there to hurt me. It had long hair and vas beautiful. I think it was a female.
I notice how peaceful it is so im not scared anymore. I give it some of my potatoes and apples and it goes away, not saying a word. I tried saying hello but no response. It had a nose that was pointing upwards and it had big cheeks. its clothes seemed to be made from a cow and it didnt wear shoes, very hairy feet. Now 20 years later i think i might want to go back there one day to say hello again.
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>>17787734
i apologise from my spelling mistakes. english is not my main language.
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Here's a better idea, try looking for shit you think you can handle instead, you pussy bitch.
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Battle of Fucking Chicago? 2016-06-09 05:50:28 Post No.17787608
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Battle of Fucking Chicago?
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Please fucking tell me I'm not the only who just saw their own personal Battle of LA...
Suburbs outside Chicago, specifically Niles Illinois.
Last two hours there were multiple different types of ships witnessed over the suburban area by me as well as two neighbors outside, they were being followed by vertical take off military helicopters and high altitude stealth ships.
Please, did anyone see this shit too?
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>>17787608
Nothing on MUFON
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bumping for interest
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>>17787608
did you think to photograph or video since it's been going for 2 hours? or are you just shitposting your drug ridden hallucinations in the hopes that someone gives your faggot ass some attention
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Was wondering if anyone knows something about ¨La Llorona¨ (The wailer). It's a mexican urband legend, a ghost that usually mouns for her dead children. I actually have heard mounings on a friends house, I thought he was fucking with us when he said his house was haunted, until we stayed long enough to hear, feels like a omni-directional sound inside your head.
Legend say that the wailer says ¨Ay mis hijos¨ (Oh my children). It's not somthing you hear in your house, more like somthing in the streets passing by.
I would just like to know if anyone has encounted/heard this spirit ¿Does she exist?
And if you ask why is a mexican not posting in Hispachan, it's because there is no paranormal section there. Sorry if i bother here :B
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>>17787587
No, La Llorona is a mexican ghost, and thanks to American immigration laws, she is not allowed to haunt on American soil or else they will deport her illegal ass. She is taking jobs from honest, hard working American ghosts and other assorted paranormal beings
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>>17787596
I was expecting a good answer, but a get a good joke. Laugh my ass off tho
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>>17787619
From what I've heard when I was in high school in the San Diego area it was very common that she only took children to drown them or her wailing lead to the deaths of those who heard it.