What's the connection between Bigfoot and aliens?
planet of the apes
>>17818644
Lloyd Pye had some good explanations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp18MyMC8j0
>>17818644
the locations where cryptids, aliens, and other paranormal entities are sighted tend to be the same. chalk it up to either pockets of crazy people, or something bigger. your choice
What doesn't make sense to you about how aliens/UFOs are portrayed in pop culture/the media?
>They don't have ears
>Their heads are always big, why?
>They always look slimy
>They don't wear comfy sweaters
>Do aliens have famous aliens in their culture?
>Do they even have culture?
>Do they eat? Why are they so skinny?
>Why do UFO's have lights if they don't want to be seen?
>Why are they green, seriously?
>How do they mate and have sex if there's clearly nothing down there?
>Why do they have long fingers, that's weird.
>What's with anal probing and for what purpose?
>What's with the fascination with sheep?
>Crop circles, why?
Just invade us, you green tall people.
>>17817276
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Hi, alien here.
>They don't have ears
We do, they are in our bellybuttons and we actually have supersonic hearing to transmit messages to other belly buttons.
>Their heads are always big, why?
Because our brains are big. You don't have a big head to support a big brain, because you simply are incapable of having one.
>They always look slimy
We like to use lube on our bodies as a form of sunscreen because when we get close to earth our shields do not protect us. The lube shines and helps us become protected from the sun rays in order to be at our best position on earth.
>They don't wear comfy sweaters
We do, but only at home in our sensuality pods and with our other beings. They are not like your sweaters. We wear them over our faces and legs to help us with maximum warmth. These are called Eneubas.
>Do aliens have famous aliens in their culture?
Yes, but we shall not talk about 'it'.
>Do they even have culture?
Yes.
>Do they eat? Why are they so skinny?
We don't need to eat, because once we claim world domination over earth and the entire universe, we will have food for life and make up exactly what we have lost over starvation through the years.
>Why do UFO's have lights if they don't want to be seen?
So we can be seen and thought about. So you can be prepared for us to come.
>Why are they green, seriously?
We were born this way. Why are you black, yellow, brown and white?
>How do they mate and have sex if there's clearly nothing down there?
Our bellybuttons can hear other mates calling for us. When we hear someone calling to us in a sexual manner, a tube extends through our stomach and out our bellybutton into theirs and gives us a tingly satisfying sensation. We call this the Peenaoao.
>Why do they have long fingers, that's weird.
We have large brains. Snot is made up of mostly brain matter. We really just need them to pick our noses.
Hey, could we possibly get an Appalachia thread going? I live in West Virginia and we have some spooky shit around here (Mothman, random animals that lord knows what they are). In specific I wanna hear stories of backwoods people. Like inbreds and shit that turn to cannibalism
>>17816956
Places where salvia grows naturally
but alas, the fragrances they produce cause unrecognizable hallucinations and memory loss,
so those who find an enxhanted grove often leave with no sense of direction, and more often with no memory
>>17816971
Ive seen videos of people doing that shit. Not fun at all
I don't have anything too spoopy but my Grandpa lives in southern West Virginia and I do a lot of four wheeling around his place, there's some pretty cool ruins and shit. Like this old abandoned house and the fire tower on the top of this mountain. I'm hoping I have time to take some pictures of other shit around there this year.
Bumping this thread with great interest.
So a couple of days ago, my girlfriend was in RE (religious education) detention with a few friends and the teacher was out by the school gate so they were alone in the room, My girlfriend then decided as a "joke" to turn all the crucifixes upside down into the satanic cross thingy...
Here's the catch, after doing this a day later my girlfriend tried to text me back and apparently her phone "screamed" at her like a really high pitched screaming sorta noise every time she tried to input a key for her reply. It kept doing this until she turned the phone off and back on again and nothing else has happened since...
Tonight as I'm posting this, my girlfriend told me to call her up and as I did she was crying her eyes out saying that she could hear noises and that she's scared and doesn't know what to do, and I know this isn't a prank because I know EXACTLY how she sounds when she's genuinely upset or scared.. Could these things be linked to turning them crucifixes upside down or?
Please help /x/
If Satanic Trips you and your gf is possessed by Satan himself, and must kill yourselves. If not, this thread is bullshit.
Okey the phone thing probably is just a electronic malfunction
But let me get this straight
Your girlfriend call you crying and scared and the best thing you could think of was asking /x/?
Why aren't you consolating her right. I her side
But what I really think is that she's just paranoic. The noises could be like a mouse in the house (rhyme not intended) or just the wood of the house cracking and she's just scared and imagining things
>>17816059
Called
Right by her side
I'm not used to my new phone's keyboard
best horror vidya?
>>17814950
SCP Containment Breached, there is no other
>>17814950
Pony island
Wouldnt call it spooky but its unnerving
I would go into the game with as little knowlage about it as possible for the best experience
>>17815359
my maaaaaaan
>>17816156
currently trying to decide between playing it myself or just watching a playthrough... Wanna see what it's like, but I don't like spending money on things...
does anyone have any haunted toy stories on this board?
>>17813621
As a small child, for months, my father convinced me my Groucho Marx puppet was alive. He would move it from one place to another without me noticing, place it by my bed while I was asleep, etc. Even went far enough to rig a pulley system with fishing line, making the puppet appear to open his mouth on its own. He didn't tell me it was a joke until I eventually threw it away out of fear.
>>17814309
Did he fish it out of the garbage can? Also, your a weak bitch who lost a perfectly good opportunity to befriend a toy groucho marx !
>>17814313
Chill
Post the most /x/ of all the Tans!
Which state is the spookiest?
Idaho, New Jersey, Virginia, Maine, and Louisiana are the spoopiest imo.
>>17808206
The fat one.
I've been in the State of Paranoia for sometime now, it's pretty spooky.
So I saw a thread on this maybe a week ago. People had started to contact the owner of this wordpress which has been making posts all the way back in 2004. It talks about a virus and how the outside world from the Haven is infected.
I'm hoping to grab people from the OG thread to compile all the ciphers we've cracked. Ever since that thread they became aware of us and postings have become very frequent in comparison. The old leader who was contacting the OP of the last thread is even said to be punished.
thesafehavenweb DOT wordpress DOT com
Anyone want to crack some ciphers?
Is it really a haven?
>>17807094
I don't know. I just need help cracking these codes. I was never very good at it.
I'm waiting for the day after tomorrow, where Cipher supposedly gets executed.
Guessing he'll escape though.
I'm from the OG thread, contributed quite a lot and emailed with Cipher, for now we must be patient.
>Any plausible theories as to why people dissapear in national parks???
City folk go to the Great Outdoors, have no fuckin' idea what they're doing, get lost, die. Alcohol may be involved.
>>17827394
What about the weird anecdotes you hear???
>>17827394
>this
People going in unprepared and having accidents, falls or animal attacks. He states somewhere that no one has ever gone missing that had both a firearm and cellphone/walkie on them.
hey /x/, I don't normally post or browse here, but I think you guys are all I have left in terms of figuring out what's happened to me. let me give you a rundown of the situation
It all started last Christmas. I was more bored than usual and in a bit of depressive state, and my best friend, whom I normally spend time with 4 or 5 times a week, was in jail. I had nothing to do and no one to do anything with, and this resulted in me sort of falling in with a "bad crowd".
I would spend my time hanging out at the local mall, looking at the holiday decorations and people watching, and that hobby worked pretty well to stave off boredom and depression for awhile, until one day while I was eating a pretzel and drinking lemonade I was approached by a strange group of teenagers.
Now, even though I was 22 at the time, I've got a baby face and they must of thought I was a teenager too, or someone who had recently graduated high school, because they sat down at my table and started talking to me. the "leader" of the group remarked how he had seen me looking at a copy of the simon necronomicon at the mall's book shop the other day (which was true, I thumbed through it for awhile, out of curiosity more than anything) and asked me if I was into "the occult".
cont.
I told him that I had done a bit of reading and had a passing interest in it (which is also true, although I may have embellished my reading list - again, I was very bored and desperate for some kind of human interaction) and he said that it was cool that I was interested and that we should hang out sometime. I told them - full disclosure - that I was 22 and it might be weird to hang out with a bunch of teens but they said it was cool, and one of them even remarked that I could buy liquor for them. I thought nothing of it and just figured they needed the token old friend who could get them wine coolers or whatever for their parties.
i spent about a month hanging with them at the mall and partying on the weekends, and it was mostly completely normal. the only thing that was out of the ordinary (which I completely ignored at the time) was the occasional fight between the leader of the group and a person who I assumed was his girlfriend. I know a couple fighting, especially a teenage couple, shouldn't raise any red flags, but the nature of their arguments is what first started to set off some warning signs for me. Everything would be completely normal in the group and suddenly the girl would break down in tears or start yelling nonsense at the leader of the group, vague stuff like "you can't do this!" and the like.
as time wore on the two of them became more and more estranged, and i would get texts and skype messages from the girl asking if I had seen Jeremy (the leader) and that he hadn't talked to her in days. It turned out J was spending nearly every night at an abandoned house turned all ages social club by a few of the local college dropouts.
cont.
this house had sort of a reputation for being a place for burnouts and junkies, and naturally the group was pretty worried about jeremy. no one else in the group dared go near the house though because someone once got stabbed there, and they were all afraid, which is completely natural.
Now, I've been around the block a few times myself, and I've experienced quite a bit in my short life. I know how to deal with junkies and weirdos, so I volunteered to go visit the place and see what was up with Jeremy. It had been almost three weeks at this point since we had all hung out together, and Jeremy wasn't returning calls or texts. it only made sense that this is where he would be, so I went looking for him. this is where I made my mistake.
I ended up going to the house one weekend night. I knocked on the door and was let in almost instantly. the place was a very typical flophouse - lots of homeless dudes and drug users all sitting around on busted up thrift store furniture and shooting up. I was welcomed so readily because I brought a few bottles of gin. I walked inside and introduced myself and asked a few people if they had seen jeremy.
As soon as I started asking questions, the demeanour in the room became very hostile towards me. people stared at me like I was here to arrest them all, and one homeless guy even asked me if i was a cop. I laughed off the accusation and explained that I was a friend of jeremys and I was worried about him. after i was given the runaround a few times, someone finally told me jeremy had gone out with a few other people to pick up some food and would be back soon. I found a place to sit down and figured I'd wait. I reached over to the table where I had set my drink down and took a sip, and this is where my memories of that night start to fail me.
cont
Looking back on that night, it's obvious to me now that I had been drugged, but when it was actually happening? I had no clue what was going on. I sat there for ages, dissociating heavily, telling stories to a homeless guy next to me and laughing it up. Finally, after what seemed like ages, Jeremy got back to the house. at this point I was nearly passed out - stumbling all over the place, unable to form a complete sentence, and generally making a huge mess. I was only moments away from blacking out. I tried to go talk to jeremy, but he was engaged in a heated discussion with another man, someone I hadn't noticed in the house before.
this guy J was talking to was something else. He sort of had this... magnetic quality to him. He was the kind of person you saw and instantly wanted to talk to. He was dressed far too well to be in a place like he was, and he smelled like very expensive perfume. I managed to stagger my way over to J and the strange man. I tried to tell J that we needed to leave right then, but he refused, and the last thing I remember before blacking out completely was the strange man locking eyes with me and inviting me to stay the night.
The next morning I woke up at home, with dried blood coming from my nose, several bumps and scratches around my face and neck, and no memories of the night before. after doing a bit of detective work I was able to figure out that at some point the previous night I had called a cab to come pick me up, and thats how I got home. I was unable to figure out what else happened. I tried to contact the group of friends I was hanging out with, and I was told that Jeremy's parents had thrown him in the hospital after he apparently suffered some kind of breakdown. as far as I know, he's still in the hospital somewhere out of state. No one else in the group will talk to me, and I'm too afraid to return to the house and confront the people there.
cont.
Hey /x/, i don't come to this board but my brother came over last night and revealed something that has me deeply disturbed. He's been with his wife for the last 5 years, a couple of days ago he left her because she's always been a controlling psychopath basically.
anyways we got pretty drunk and were talking about scars we've gotten at work, all of a sudden he rolls up his sleeve and shows me the biggest scar i've ever seen. there was a loonie sized welt of scar tissue right in the crook of his elbow (think where drug addicts usually inject) and then a large, 6-8 inch raised scar down his forearm, ending a few inches before the wrist.
so naturally i said "dude, what the fuck, how did you get that"
as he explains it, his wife cut him for some "blood magick ritual" because they had a sick horse.
Can't find much info about blood magic other than you generally only require a couple of drops of blood for a spell.
Why would my brother have these scars, /x/? I don't generally believe in much paranormal stuff, but is it possible she can curse him or something now?
You, your brother, and his wife are all idiots
>>17826154
Magick works if you want it too. It's all about projecting your will
>>17826189
This man,dude you gotta heaven open in my religion.
what is it
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Deception+Island/@-63.049003,-60.9603622,572m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0xbc77305ea493cecb:0x31c3841136415bef!8m2!3d-62.9409297!4d-60.5553751
I do kinda hope it's some kind of old as fuck species. Like some of that deep sea thread shit we've got going on here sometimes.
>>17825949
that would be awesome
ocean monsters are scary as fuark
>>17825923
Faggot kill yourself
>>17824187
Do you think humans will ever harness the paranormal ability of superspeed? Theories?
> inb4 skeptics remind me there is no proof of this at the moment. I know this.
If humans learn anti-gravity, they will enable superspeed, since anti-gravity speeds up the timeflow of anything within its field. See: Theory of General Relativity
Before humans learn anti-gravity, they need to create a social environment in which anti-gravity will not lead to the extinction of the species on Earth.
At the moment, humans are still struggling to control nuclear power. They're not ready for more powerful forms of physical manipulation.
Individuals are exception to this generalization.
>>17825727
Speeds up timeflow? So it makes time go by faster? Or does it make time go by slower?
>>17825739
Three clocks. A is in anti-gravity, B is on your wrist, C is in gravity.
A: 1:00
B: 1:00
C: 1:00
A: 1:03
B: 1:02
C: 1:01
What causes sleep paralysis?
>>17825424
Lack of self awareness
>>17825424
AIDS
I always get it if I wake up briefly then go back to sleep. It's not that bad frankly.
Gamma-aminobutyric acid and glycine