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/uncomfortable/ videos 2017-08-22 09:21:04 Post No.19477614
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I am very comfortable this evening, /x/.
Please post videos that will make me uncomfortable.
danks
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>>19477614
Emergency Alert Message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CvjdbQ29qU
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>>19477644
Jesus I thought this was real until I read the description afterwards
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>>19477654
Pretty SPOOPY right?
Look up the Local 58 videos if you haven't seen them already. They are creepy as fuck.
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I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure. My looks, instincts, knowledge, and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal. I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon. Exact place not set. If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening. When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution. We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets. In a brief moment of ecstacy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love.... You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me...
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You know NItrous Oxide's lauging gas?? If yes then OK
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Please don't breed, ever.
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>>19477750
Found the jew.
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I went through the longest year of my life. I posted here a while ago about visiting my family home in north cal that we are renting out and about how I... got stuck. That is the only thing that I can call it. Time was working right. I could not leave. Nothing living was there except me, and... this other thing. I dont remember what I back then, but here is the short.
>drove into town, everything is normal
>go to house, no one is there
>go into town, everyone gone
>cant leave, always end up on the other side of the street going back
>always night
>electricity still works, but batteries wont charge anymore and if you unplug something than it stops working
>was able to call "outside" for a few days, tv worked for a few weeks but slowed down until stuck on a screenshot of some cartoon
>food started to rot, but stopped
>I stopped needing to eat or sleep
>slept only for my mental health
>felt like I was being watched
>swore that I saw something move once (nothing ever moved)
>chased whatever moved, but ended up running back to camp (confirmed a new border)
>tried setting up traps in order to catch that thing and keep myself busy
>I think about 2 months in at this point
>physics is not the same, low gravity, distorted visuals, weird shit
>things got worse till gravity was applicable, but nothing floated, just stayed in place
>fucked up and got stuck in the air for what I can only believe was months
>slept and daydreamed for most of it
>one day, see it staring at me
>it looked like a small girl in a tank top and overall shorts?
>it looked tanned white or maybe hispanic, about the lower half of four feet, with crudely cut black hair
>its face was decomposed though, everything else looked... kind of human
>it handed me a stick (I think it was trying to help)
>I was an idiot and somehow got even further away from the ground
...cont
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>it left for a while but came back with a rope and tied it to a wooden post before tying it to the stick that I tried to throw in my rage
>it disappeared as I was getting close to the ground
>wanted to say thanks, but couldnt hear things anymore
>wrote thank you on the wall of the house
>kept tying myself to thing to stay anchored
>I think a few days go pass til I saw it again
>it peaked out every so often from a tree and I would wave at it
>it would walk aways, normally.
>passed the time reading and experimenting with things
>a few more months passed when I accept that there was no way out
>tried to kill myself by drinking some coolant, stabbing myself in the neck, and a few other ways, but in the end, it would not work
>couldn't rely on my sight anymore cause of how everything looked mixed together and had to go by memory
>months passed by with me doing what I had been since then, day dreaming, pretending that I am in a different world
>It was kind of depressing the first time I did it, but after trying to end it, it was nice
>not sure how much time passed, but as I was lost in my daydreams, I felt something grab me
>not like threateningly, but more like just like it was trying to hold on to me
>took me a while to come back to "reality" but I realized that it was probably it
>I think it was hugging me, again, can only feel it
>I gently hugged it back
>I lifted it closer to my chest, and held it there
>I think it was scared, not sure of what though, but it wasn't me this time
>I anchored myself to the couch, and we sat there together, still hugging
>I think I started to think about it for a while, but eventually, I started daydreaming again
>Though I think that I included it in them more
>It felt like some time passed again
>I felt a sudden jerk
>I was in my car parked outside of the house, the sun was behind some trees, and I could hear
>I came back
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It was apparently the next morning from when I was suppose to arrive. Apparently, all contact of me ended last evening sometime. I do not know what the hell happened over all this time. I kept this to myself for the most part, except to a psychologist that I visited for a while. Apparently, I might have either had a seizure or some sort of manic. They are leaning towards me having some sort of episode, but I don't think that was it. Everything was in the places they were when I checked. The television channels that I watched in the beginning played the exact same shows. The damn books that I hadn't read before that, I remember so well. I decided to stop going to them, and I just tried to go back to my normal life. But, when I was in bed and I couldn't help but think about what happened. I tried to force myself to forget everything, but when it came to it, I was uncertain. And then I felt it, holding on to me. It, the girl without the face, was there. A lot of things happened that night. Outside of my initial panic. At first, I started to think that I was still stuck, and that I was daydreaming, but unlike my daydreams, I could actually hear and feel a lot more than those times. I confirmed a few things. This is reality. Everything flowed normally. Nobody could see it but me. I could kind of touch it, but it could touch me and other things (and people) just fine. It doesn't show up in photos, inferred, or any other thing. It doesn't weigh anything, it is literally has its arms wrapped around my shoulders. It is not hostile, yet. It seems pretty relaxed right now. Can you guys tell me what it is?
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>>19477601
I have no idea. Could you draw it? Or look for a pic that resembles it?
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What or where is the origin of this post? What made me make this thread? Who is the orginator of all thought in the universe? Someone? Everyone together? Or does it whittle down infinitely?
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>>19477591
Go back to your class, Kyle
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i dont know
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Ive been postponing planetary devastation
sorry guys I just dont like apocalypses
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>>19477560
Tfw didn't see that chinese cartoon yet
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Oh boy, aren't you in store for some crazy shit.
So, I was sitting in bed and I hear this really loud plane
and my immediate thought is, "Wow it is a bomb"
that is always my thought so it doesn't scare me
but I look up,
suddenly every bone that is in this one spot under the ceiling just stuns.
and I get really scared and I am listening to the plane leave the area
and I am still starting at the ceiling and the ceiling where said thing is happening is turning black
I hear crashing so I immediately lean forward to try to save myself, and I am hyperventilating at this point
the part of my body that is still under that part of the ceiling still feels stunned
my life is flashing before my eyes
tears start rolling down my face
and so I put my face in my hands
and everything stops
my breathing returns, my tears are still going, I look up and everything is still the way it was
I don't know if it was a memory thing, a deja vu moment, my body overreacting
idk
so
that is how I am here
lol
Also I will be posting more, because I just found out this existed soooo
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>>19477550
Get on anti psychotic drugs.
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>>19477557
appreciate your help
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Hello /x/
I don't normally visit this board although I enjoy horror stories and misteries. I'm writing to you because of an experience I had last night at 2AM. I had like 5 hours of sleep the day before that so I slept a siesta (I'm spanish) yesterday. At 1:50 AM i finally went to sleep but I felt like a headache, something was not right. I ended up falling asleep and had a weird dream. In the dream I was heavily drunk, the kind of drunkenness when you can't mantain your balance and can't stop laughing with other people about the stupidest things. I was flirting with a girl when slowly but surely I became aware I was sleeping in my bed with the same feeling of drunkenness in my head. The dream dissipated till i was compketely aware that I was on top of my bed. I knew about sleep paralysis and recognized it inmediatly. I could move but was very afraid to do so. Seconds after I became aware, like a orquesta director, and my bed split in to leaving the half that I was in to fall into the void. I knew it was my imagination so I concentrated on the idea that it was a dream to block the coming nightmare that I was doomed to experience down there. A minute after that I gained the courage to open my eyes and move. I stayed awake for half an hour, I had the urge to fall asleep again but that weird headache was creeping on me when my eyeslids were closing down so I fought the sleep. I was afraid of going through that again. I remained awake with my heart in ache till half an hour later when I fell sleep with no sign of that terrifying sleep paralysis.
So that's that. Was it sleep paralysis? That weird head ache was present during the whole thing. I had it just before sleep abd during the dream too which I guess it was the cause of me being "drunk" in my dream.
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yup sleep paralysis, I have had many similar ones.
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>lol just think hard and believe silly anon it will manifest
gf, assloads of money, geralt aesthetics for 2 good thought points please
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>>19477462
You think she poos in the loo or on the designated shitting street?
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>>19477464
i would gladly let her use my face as her designated sitting place
i don't care about the backlash that'll come
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>>19477486
this, i would pay to have my face as her toilet
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Tell about the time your computer did something paranormal.
Pic related is the computer I'm on atm.
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Well yeah, look at what you're writing, you're basically asking for it lol
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>>19477452
To elucidate, that eBook is not the one I was writing (that's by Judika Illes). You can't see the one I was writing because my Open Office Writer crashed.
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I used a cd I'd been given with my brain scan on it and my laptop would not spit it back out. More silly than paranormal since it could just be I messed up putting that optical drive back in when I last cleaned the fan, or the software in it being so archaic there was trouble reading it my laptop just got tired of my shit. But for a second I thought "oh shit, it's trying to evolve".
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My Grandpa &Astral projection 2017-08-22 07:49:26 Post No.19477413
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My Grandpa &Astral projection
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My grand pa is in a medically induced coma too help him heal and get over his seizures.
I want to visit him in the astral plane. I downloaded the hemi sync tapes and am using them but not astral projecting.
Help me X your my only hope... and please pray for my grand pa.
Love u x
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Any tips on astral projection plsss halp
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Will yourself into a trance and see if you can talk to him. Don't try talking physically to him coma's are so fucked up he'll want to be awake but he can't. So talk to him psychically while almost asleep, I'm sure you can try. Good luck and godspeed anon
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Movies like the Fourth Kind?
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Phoenix Forgotten. Has a mockumentary feel like Fourth Kind but it's also Found footage so if you aren't into that then give it a miss.
I SAW AN EPISODE OF DRAKE & JOSH ON NICK BUT THEYW ERE BLACK MEN I TRIED TO RECREATE
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>>19477381
WE WUZ DRIKE N JWOSH N SHEIT
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>>19477381
I remember it but it only aired once
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Dude that's Kenan and Kel
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Will heaven be your own world? Full of good things, and love of God? 2017-08-22 07:28:33 Post No.19477356
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Will heaven be your own world? Full of good things, and love of God?
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Will heaven be your own world? Full of good things, and love of God? I love God, I love Jesus, I despise the demiurge and I'm a faithful person. I am also quite lonely too. When the world ends, and the devil/demiurge is gone, could you have your own personal heaven?
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Sorry for the shitty picture I couldn't find anything that I could put.
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>>19477356
No it's an actual Kingdom.
has anyone ever seen new colors before
what did they look like
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yeah i saw one called schloop it looks like green but NOT
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>>19477323
skoog looks nothing like schloop you fucking idiot
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octarine is always a new color
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Been a while since i been here, you giys still got the same cuck mods that dish out bans for nothing?
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I think we have one mod/janitor
she just keeps the unnofficial first rule in order, no matter how much I bend it
"never go public"
and who cares about bans
dynamic IP lol
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>>19477193
Banned for posting the topic "are men paranormal?" After seeing "are women paranormal" with the same dumb bitch as the first pic nearly every single day
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Did hanz find his wife yet? I don't come here no more. Feels good, but there is always a sea of endless shitposting wherever you go at least where i am now mods can't remove my content.