What does /x/ know about the Black Knight satellite?
I'm just hearing about this. Supposedly been orbiting earth for a long time, yet it's only been tracked for 50+ years.
Gimme your stories!
Its an insulating sheet from a previous STS mission.
Debunked years ago.
>>18000681
NASA pls
>>18000679
One source I read said it was over 100,000 years old. Not sure how they could know that.
I'll be moving to Washington in the fall. Is thereanything really spooky or paranormal about this state?
watch out for the jew
>>18000035
go back to your containment board /pol/ack
>>18000035
Duly noted
5 people, 1 question each.
Go
>>17998952
Will I get a gf?
>>17998952
How do I get her interested in me?
>>17998952
Will I be successful?
What kind of spirit or entity creates an image of a baby doll (like the one in the photo) that disappears when you get close like a mirage?
When I was around four my family took me on a trip to Peru which is where I first encountered this entity. While at my grandparents' house in that country, I would see this doll in random places in the yard or house, and I would get curious and approach it and then it would vanish once I would get within a couple of feet of it. Sometimes it was during the day, sometimes it was in the middle of the night. It didn't seem to matter.
After I left Peru I didn't see it again. A few years later I went back to live in Peru, in the same house. I kept seeing the baby doll again, same thing. Popping up in random places, only at that house, and disappearing once approached.
This stopped after a few months, but I never saw anything like it since. Nothing's ever weirded me out more. Does anyone know what might cause this? I think I asked about it before many years ago but didn't get much of a response and most of the answers seemed silly to me. I'm going to try to approach the topic again with an open mind.
Oh it sounds like the Peruvian baby doll ghost, it's pretty scary my dude
The name of that spirit is La Esquizofrenia.
You can make it go away for good by taking some magic pills, prescribed by a shaman called Psychiatrist.
OP is kill
What's the craziest conspiracy theory or thing that you can't stop believing?
All of consciousness is a simulation produced by evolved beings beyond all comprehension, and our brains are other universes.
You will never stop existing as the same mind. Find comfort in that.
Humanity is not at the top of Earth's food chain. There's something else on this planet, and breakfast is soon to be served.
>>17996828
if I thought it was crazy, I wouldn't believe it
Worst sleep paralysis/shadow people stories x/?
Once hallucinated that a girl who resembled my friends' gf came into my room and took something out of my draw beside my bed.. while I could feel the metal bar that made my headboard of my bed over my chest, to which i felt it and it felt so real. Woke up screaming.
>>17995683
I've woke up screaming before. That feel when you are so close between the waking and dreaming world.
>>17995689
To this day I don't actually know if I was dreaming or not, I did smoke a joint before bed though which makes my dreams almost lucid.. definitely breaks down a lot of mental barriers
First, there's no doubt that many undiscovered species still exists. But I'm only interested in answers about true cryptids.
Second, if you can you can split question and talk both land cryptid and water cryptid who's most likely to exists.
I hope we'll create nice discussion here.
>>17989664
I think most likely something in the deep sea, since we can never truly explore every inch of the ocean. I think we'd be able to find what the Bloop was, or if the giant squid was really the Kraken
>>17989711
the bloop was a massive glacier calving
>>17989712
I never heard that before, thanks i'll look into that
I'm familiar with most of the stuff on that list, but what about that fucking "roman empire still existing" thing? What is this? That's the first time I'm hearing about this. Can you explain this to me?
Why is Sandy Hook not real on there twice?
>>17989385
>roman empire still existing
Might it have anything to do with Moscow being considered "The Third Rome?"
Vatican City is what remains of Rome. Toward the end they were less about prosperity and advancement and more about the jesus cult thing. Still are.
Hello all Class-D personnel, this is Site Director Bard of site /x/, and the time has come for regular testing of Class-D personnel. Commence testing please, your results will be forwarded to the O5 council for review.
>>17987156
I'll be a brave soul rollin nollin
>>17987173
reroll, I cant fit a giant space gf in
>>17987156
>>17987185
ur games fokin brok m8
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>179
Is the Astral Plane a real place that you can visit with your soul, or are a bunch of people just having lucid dreams and thinking they're on some distant plane of reality?
Please state your reasoning and experiences.
That's like asking if our reality is real and the answer is no.
>>17985584
What are dreams anon?
>>17985584
I wish i can tell you :/
Ive been trying for years. My gf though, when i instructed her to do it...she did it on her 2nd try. She visited her grandmother and vividly described how her house look like, but since her grandmother is a cunt, she couldn't call and confirm if she indeed had green bedspreads ><
How to get abducted by aliens
Asking for a friend
>>17962001
Just no.
Step 1: Buy a telescope
Step 2: Fit telescope up your ass.
Step 3: Go outside and lay on the ground with your ass in the air. Make sure you have the telescope facing the night sky.
Step 4: Wait for the ayy lmaos to abduct you.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
It is October 3rd, 2060, and you are anticipating a second term as the President of the United States.
Three ambassadors from an intergalactic civilization descend from the heavens to meet with you and your cabinet.
The physical and technological capabilities shown by these ambassadors imply that they are entities of unfathomable power.
Behind closed doors, the ambassadors state that they see the potential for Earth and its inhabitants to achieve ascension.
A deal is presented to you by these ambassadors that entails turning Earth into a protectorate planet.
The ambassadors stress that life on Earth will continue without any alien influence whatsoever if this deal is to be made.
The only stipulation of the deal is that all weapons of mass destruction on Earth must be decommissioned and destroyed.
In return, the ambassadors guarantee that Earth will be shielded from the "wolves among the stars."
Do you accept this deal and disarm the planet, or do you reject the ambassadors and their attempts at intergalactic cooperation?
>>18006013
They would have to be more specific about the threat from the "wolves among the stars" to be taken seriously.
It sounds pretty fishy that they are asking us to completely disarm our selves with the few weapons that could actually do significant damage to them.
And what do these aliens really get from this deal? It doesn't sound like they would benefit from this deal, it just sounds like it would drag them into a intergalactic war because Earth was invaded.
I'm thinking these Aliens are the "wolves", once they disarm us it'd be easy to invade.
Finally I'd go to the American people to see what they want. I'm the President, not a dictator after all.
My reply:
I will only do so if these ambassadors promise technological weaponry that can be modified to not effect Earth life, but all other life AND is as destructive minus the 10000 years of radiation as the weapons I willbe disarming.
Anything less would require Earth be given the technology to advance to a place quickly where we can begin inhabiting other places in the cosmos so that we may continue on forever.
If these needs cannot be met I'd let the ambassadors know that without substantial definitive proof of their kind nature they will be regarded as an invading clandestine threat.
Guys I just had a shocking realization. What if We've been interpreting religion all wrong. I know this will sound crazy at first but don't discount it yet. What if Jesus was really just a alien and was sent down to earth to try and advance our race by getting us to work togather and cooperate. And the rapture is just going to be a mass abduction of all the humans they see fit to survive and not die before the world goes to shit. And by "created in his image they mean we're literally just clones or a similar life form left on earth to be observed.
>>18005991
>Guys I just had a shocking realization.
Really?
>What if We've been interpreting religion all wrong.
NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.
>I know this will sound crazy at first but don't discount it yet.
*raises eyebrow*
>What if Jesus was really just a alien and was sent down to earth to try and advance our race...
>pic VERY MUCH related
>>18005991
I will accept this perspective.
It is a nice one.
>>18005991
isn't there some theory out there that satan will fake an alien invasion or something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boleskine_House
>Aleister Crowley purchased Boleskine House from the Fraser family in 1899.
>Crowley became infamous for stories of conducting black magic and various other rituals while residing at the house
Boleskine House burned almost to ruins in December 23, 2015.
This was 111 years after Crowley's "receiving" of the Book of the Law (Liber Al Vel Legis)
Liber Al Vel Legis contains the following verse:
>34. But your holy place shall be untouched throughout the centuries: though with fire and sword it be burnt down & shattered, yet an invisible house there standeth, and shall stand until the fall of the Great Equinox; when Hrumachis shall arise and the double-wanded one assume my throne and place. Another prophet shall arise, and bring fresh fever from the skies; another woman shall awakethe lust & worship of the Snake; another soul of God and beast shall mingle in the globed priest; another sacrifice shall stain the tomb; another king shall reign; and blessing no longer be poured To the Hawk-headed mystical Lord!
- AL III,34
Book of the Law also prophecies the coming of the "Child" of the Prophet (Aleister Crowley)
111 years is highly symbolical because Crowley released Liber Aleph aka Liber 111 "The Book of Wisdom or Folly" and dedicated this book to:
>in the Form of an Epistle of 666 THE GREAT WILD BEAST to his Son 777 by THE MASTER THERION (Aleister Crowley)
This is interesting shit and not even Thelemites seem to have thought much about the implications and have kinda shrugged off the whole deal. Just month before the fire also a tomb of Ankh-Af-Na-Khonsu was discovered in November 2015 in Egypt, even though this was not the same priest who had owned Crowley's stela before, but bore rather just the same name.
>>18005799
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
>Ankh-af-na-Khonsu
Oh neat. We do know he was a real person, since he had a funeral stele. That would kind of imply that.
>>18005852
There have been multiple priests who were called Ankh-af-na-khonsu.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mummy-2700-year-old-egyptian-6910153
This is not the same Ankh-af-na-khonsu Crowley associated himself with. They are from different dynasties.
>>18005799
Not really, I've seen a good deal of discussion as to how this functionally impacts Liber Reguli. I've also seen lots of renewed discussion about The Follower.
The Follower and the Child do not appear to be the same, so I'm not sure why Liber Aleph specifically would be a point of interest in all this.
>>18005852
I mean, the Stele had some sort of functional meaning.
I am trying to make a pact with the devil
How do i do this?
>>18005648
more goat blood
Try sacrifcing some cats first
>>18005648
Get in a really weak state of mind and keep him in mind he'll come to you if you're worth anything.