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HEY THANKS FOR THE ITINERARY.

posting from my phone, i'm heading back now.

I got held up at the store. Will post pics soon.

Remember: "Prove [ topic ] is real" threads are troll threads made to get n00bs sucked into endless arguments, nothing more, nothing less.

>>18025648
I'm not trolling and this isn't b8. I'm just curious about the most convincing UFO sightings

Niku

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>>18025582
What do you want? What even could you want? You already have so much, it's funny how people never realise how good they've actually got it.

Most importantly, what do you have to offer?

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>>18025582


Theres 6 billion soon to be 7 billion people on earth you think your soul is worth anything? Also people willing to make a deal with the devil are usually going to Hell anyway its pointless for old scratch to give them anything seeing as their already on the road to perdition.

>>18025690
satan aint got shit to lose, im sure hes more interested in securing a soul

>>18025514
You could at least have read a Photoshop tutorial, you dumb fuck.

>>18025514
>telephones
>relevant
>2016
ISHYGDDT

>>18025530
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no no no oh god oh god no no god oh god

>>18025465
Yes but can't tell you

>>18025465
We are mere fragments of the same ethereal organism.

>>18025488
Nope. Good try though

>>18025441
---> Cont.
It had these large, spiky tufts of fur coming off its back (think Sonic but on crack and dragged from the abyss), arms that extended outward in front of it with hands dropping limp at the ends, and the hands and feet both had only these three-pronged pointed extensions to serve as its fingers and toes. The head was exactly the same as before. Perhaps the most interesting feature, however, was that it had a shadow, glowing in the darkness behind it. It was the same as this upright creature in every way, save that it was 2-D. The eyes were exactly the same, though, that piercing, burning red. Almost as if they could have been a different set of 3-D eyes. And this thing just marched forward, stomp by stomp, across my field of vision, until it passed out of view on the right. It watched me as it went (the only eyes I could see were on the side of its head that was facing me): as if to just let me know that it was still there, not to forget about it. I shut the door and stayed as far away from it as I could.

That was 9 years ago: I'm 18 now. I still don't know what it was, and I'm hoping someone here can tell me. Maybe predict if and when I'll see it again, or if it has anything to do with me at all: maybe it just has something to do with my grandmother. Maybe someone might know if it was a summoned creature with a name or if it's just some generic entity of member of some "species." I'd appreciate any and all insight. Thanks!

>>18025445
Some background and information about me: I'm somewhat attuned to the supernatural and paranormal, as I've seen several other things of that nature in my lifetime: tall shadow figures, ghosts, and things that I have no name for. I have depression, and so it's possible that there could be things around me feeding off the negative energy I emit. My sister, mother, grandmother and great grandmother have all practiced some form of witchcraft in their lives. My great, great grandmother was a member of the Onondaga Native American tribe (sometimes spooky shit can stem from heritage like that, or so I've heard). I also might have been possessed once: said a bunch of cryptic, prophetic shit like "Satan is penance" and didn't remember any of it, it was a blackout. I've also never been baptized or anything.

>>18025448
>I have depression
Lol.

The Egyptians were always big into dreams. They believed the dream world was like a parallel one, a place you went when you slept rather than something that happened in your head. They had specific magic spells that influenced dreams and dreaming, one of which I'm trying to find full details on.

Then Australian Aborigines placed a big emphasis on dreams. Most ancient societies did, but the most extensive written records and spells you'll find on it are Egyptian.

Dreaming is a relatively new phenomenon

>>18025432
New as in Egyptian pharaohs?

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No ash clouds spreading over the UK, this day has been the worst

>>18025401
Its what you guys get for being morons and believing random people you dont even know

We've got 10 minutes left the happening surely happens soon.

>>18025306
I sometimes hear noises similar but more often it's a slamming door.
Happens to me when I'm very tired.

>>18025306
>reoccuring

>4 years difference, one time

Pick one.

>>18025306
Exploding Head Syndrome
http://www.sleepeducation.org/sleep-disorders-by-category/parasomnias/exploding-head-syndrome/overview-facts

>>18025161
No.

>>18025161
Yes.

>>18025161
Maybe.

Sure why would anyone lie on the Internet?

>here is the cure to most if not all cancers
>change to a STRICTLY all natural ... diet
>IF YOU CAN'T PLUCK IT FROM THE GROUND, OR A TREE, OR A PLANT, DON'T TOUCH IT
>stop smoking weed

Since when did marijuana stop being a plant?

>IF YOU CAN'T PLUCK IT FROM THE GROUND, OR A TREE, OR A PLANT, DON'T TOUCH IT

Anon explains his virginity, his own wood polished to a glistening sheen.

>>18024722
> a close friend of mine who I trust with my life is a firm believer in aliens and similar.
>I'd like to learn more.

Well moron, then ASK YOUR FRIEND

>>18024722
Google Dr. Steven Greer.

Don't listen to the shills that will attack me for suggesting this.

>>18025784
He is a con artist.

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If you don't want another reincarnation, you must merge with the infinite.

The only way to do this is as follows.

Eat only a little bit of food.
(food doesn't exist as the divine essence(counterpart of incarnation)

Experience physical discomfort whenever possible.
Lay on a bed of nails, sit in padmasana, wash yourself in the frozen waters of a spring each morning.

Reduce pleasure from external sources by connecting to the divine.

The only way to achive this is by loving that thing more than all of the worlds.
Love your god, intensely, and then you will have no more love left for eating, sleeping, and fucking, and rebirth's chances are reduced.


Stay consistant. You are swimming up-river for a purpose, each sense enjoyment is a liability.

For example, say dogbitch was really fond of penances but twice a month treated herself to a cock.

When she died (hit by a car) she remembered all her memories, as they blurred together (to delete memories they must have all labels removed, but temporarily that affects your spirit.

As the dogbitch's memories became one, her consistant pleasure each month, made her desire rebirth again. Because the pain simply was a spice in the end

You must eat pain alone, you gotta love the taste of the same meal hundreds of thousands of times over.

You gotta love being alone with god. So you need to be patient, and virtuous.

Go pray to Krishna if you feel gay for him.
If you feel nothing for him, then learn about Shiva.

Shiva gives the power to stay dead, he is the god of destruction afterall.

Shiva likes a few things.
He likes cold water, he likes his wife who feeds him while he does seemingly nothing.

Even the things he enjoys sometimes leads to rebirth for him.

So is your deermination better than the concept of evolution personified?

What if this life actually is your final one?
Are you enjoying it enough, to not say "I wanna reroll my stats and try and get a gf this time"

>>18024656
Thank you! I changed my mind, though. I would still like to learn spiritual lessons, but if nothing else, I wouldn't mind reincarnating to help others.

>>18024656
Spiritual lessons come from being broke and happy.

Spiritual wisdom is like biking to work everday for two hours each way.

Spiritual wisdom is like taking bullshit from life, and turning it into a tree.
It can't happen fast. It can only happen gradually, with consistancy.

Most plants you know, are all drinking with straws as thick as a pubic hair, but they drink that tiny amount of liquid constantly before they let it go as it reaches the place that it finally needed to be.

The water changes into sap with time, but few saps can be turned into syrup. Some simply aren;t sweet enough. They don't breathe in the air and sun and water and bullshit in the right quantities.

Or still the plant might fear, which adds poison into the mix.

You must never fear the uphill climb to be a spiritual master. Walking distance is wherever, because you learn to see about your root (the body) and to feel with your leaves.

Go work hard, but not too hard as to quit working, and keep at that thing.

In fixing Karmas, following the kindness of your infant heart is best.

Plants do it as seedlings, making work towards light, they seldom stray from their childlike wonder at the sun and rain.

Be like plant, live in dirt, get sunshine, drink water.

To be like a good plant is to know what you feel though. They work together too.
Some leave a mark on the world, some help loosen how a karma feels on the heart.

OP, are you claiming authorship of the greentext in the image you posted?

>>18025570
No, I'm using it as an example.