ITT we cast spells on ourselves or others in thread
http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
You have a flashback into the nearest person's past, then everyone in the room becomes a child, and finally you become an electric elemental.
OK
>You have the ability to make role players suffer spontaneous human combustion from anywhere in the universe at any given time
There goes 98% of /x/.
>>18075977
> A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes and then you become inexplicably aroused for an hour.
Have fun anon
Can /x/perts discuss this old video and its relevance after all this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0
How comes they predicted Orlando's gay-bar massacre? Or was it just a casualty?
Did they predicted other events?
Discuss.
explained.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvxJXLwOwcU
stop sacrificing and/or torturing innocents.
Bump for interest
>>18075783
The various religious iconography seems random.
Other than that it's a neat looking animation.
hi /x/ ive never posted here before but some weird shit is happening in my village.
>last night at about midnight i was with a young family friend in the fields by the forest to see the stars - was a bit drunk
>lay in the field for a bit before we hear loud chanting which makes us look up at this hill in the forest
>bunch of lights through the trees and incessant chanting
>decide it would be funny to go and scare them, figuring its probably just kids having fun
>first try to walk in without using the path
>thornbushes everywhere makes it impossible to go further but manage to catch a few latin words i only know from prayers (mater was repeated alot also heard occi- something)
>get our bikes and ride around to the side which is much closer
>hear the same vague voices and words being chanted. heard what sounded like drums this time
>tell my friend were gonna scare them by yelling
>i yell as loud as i can and rape my friends ears- echo'd twice off the surrounding hills
>laugh and yell a few times while riding back to town
>we notice the lights are spread out and the chanting has stopped, they were looking around for us
>came back the next day to find candle wax everywhere and what i think is a pentagram and also two identical owl toys that make the same spooky noise
What do you make of this /x/, am i being paranoid?
>>18075731
In s. England?
Probably just ritual
they need a permit so you can call the police and ask
I have a conjoined twin in me. I don't know how to fully describe it, but he's basically stuck as extra brain tissue in the left side of my head and attached through most of my spine.
He can talk to me, show visual images to me, move my limbs against my will- even when I'm actively trying to prevent this, and can assist me in a whole host of spiritual matters.
This is where it gets zen, my twin has maxed out his stats in spiritual ability and can do all sorts of impressive feats no normal human could ever do.
He's basically an expert in spiritual matters the way a blind person is expert in hearing sound.
>>18075668
You have conjoined twin myslexia?
Like the nurse from South Park?
Damn bruh harsh lot.
>>18075668
>I don't know how to fully describe it
Alright well I'll think about it and you get back to me when you have it figured out
>>18075673
The twin isn't dead tho, he's just locked off from all basic senses besides taste.
What's the best/most interesting grimoire? For me it must be the Black Pullet, it's filled with fascinating magic and tales.
The Book of Abramelin the mage is important.
It was the first book when I really understood who the Adversary was, because they name him by name.
Marduk, the Son of Ea Enki.
In the book they give the 50 names and Sigils of Marduk and they teach you how to bind him in the name of Yahweh / Enlil.
They also give you names and sigils for other Fallen Igigi or Angels.
DBoE
>>18075654
pardon?
Does /x/ know any movies, that are similar to As Above So Below? (besides The Pyramid) I really liked the mixture of horror, adventure, mystery and the unknown. Also what does /x/ think of the movie?
>>18075523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TjRUrf9R4
The Tunnel
The Borderlands was kind of like As Above So Below, but without the labyrinth
>>18075523
As above so below. What a misleading twisting of the words' original meaning.
Seems like a better BWP, but still crap designed to keep good christians from misbehaving.
Is nibiru real
>>18075355
Define Nibiru first.
Sharpie in da nibiru
yes, and its going to rape your tight pink anus with its pole shift
UFO Sighting !
Germany,Aachen 28.8.2016
atleast 2 different objects were coming down like the pods from warhammer or war of the worlds.
there is not much more to say about it but here are the pictures
>>18075214
>>18075217
>>18075219
Be me July 23rd
>do acid
>trip with friends
>get shit beat out of me until I conciously die
>wake up in swamp
>become a spiritual form with human form near me
>naked
>in woods
Present time
>have the best understanding of physics and quantum physics
>don't care if I'm alive or dead.
>the human conscious is connected to a star outin the middle of the universe
(why they say walk into the light)uhm if I come up with more ill let you know
>>18075109
>the middle of the universe
There is no such place
>>18075147
>>the middle of the universe
>There is no such place
Or there is only that place.
>>18075109
how come you got the shit beat out of you
Hey guys, some time ago I've seen a thread where op claimed he was a vampire and gave an email for people to ask if they could meet vampires in their area (he gave a list of cities iirc)
My questions are: for those of you who wrote him, what happened? Also, can any of you post some screenshots of the thread or at least the email address if you remember it?
You don't meet them. They find you.
>>18075097
They met up and they watched suicide squad XDDD D A M A G E D
>>18075097
Yes. I made a thread about that too a few days ago but it got over 300 posts so it auto-saged into deletion. This was the thread if you're curious: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18047442 You might have seen it regardless.
I'm gonna repost some stuff I posted there:
This is the thread "they" (or he?) posted just days ago: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18033461 He mentions three successful iterations, so I assume that's the fourth thread of this kind over the years.
Another thread I found in the archives from 2015 Oct: http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16843603 Here it mentions previous programs. Might be the third thread? I couldn't find the other ones yet but they should be older if I understand it right.
These threads (just general vampire or ask me threads unrelated to the program) seem to be made by the same guy:
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15742546
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16684418
Anyone here who feels they were abducted in the past? Or anyone here who has an irrational fear of aliens?
Since small age, i had the fear of aliens. I am 18 now and they dont scare me much.
>>18075029
I don't know about being taken by Ayy lmaos, but I did have a bit of a fear of them as a youth (the greys still give me the heebiejeebies), but I have seen some strange shit.
Twice, in 2006 and 07, I saw a chrome colored cylinder shaped craft. Both sightings happened around 3 in the afternoon and on both occasions the craft moved south to north only to return on the same path traveling north to south, which I thought was weird.
>>18075029
Used to be scared shitless of them when I was about 8. I would never sleep facing the ceiling because I felt I was more prone or vulnerable to getting abducted that way. But ever since the ayy lmao memes, my fear of aliens is virtually gone and I would now rape their tight Grey buttholes if given the opportunity.
Lil mayo is my nigga
Friend on Facebook posted this.
>Queensland Australia
I'd say it's a decomposing bat but still spoopy looking. Thoughts /x/?
Not bat
>>18075025
Even in death everything in Australia will fucking kill you.
>>18075025
It's a fucking dropbear, mate.
>not really
Could be monkey, bat, or housecat desu, anything decomposing over/in water like that is gonna look fucked up.
That said there are some proper spoops here in Queensland, some parts of this state where even the abos refuse to live.
pull the plug. 101.
scp 2718
Do it quick
DAMMERUNG
/x/, I have turned my entire life into a symbol. I am a cartoonish parody, a mirror to highlight the metaphorical cancerous tumors people don't want to see or know about within themselves (which is completely retarded if you're seriously pursuing self improvement). I throw up layers upon layers upon layers of persona to keep people from the extremely volatile and powerful lessons I can teach. Only those who are willing to discard their rugged rugrat social sensibilities will ever see even the most shallow depth of both my esoteric knowledge and the expertise of my experience at large.
I spin a web of lies to deter the lazy. I shout shock value ironic comedy so obscene it makes pedophiles look softcore. I am not for the faint of heart. I am the most intelligent in all of everything and I'm officially declaring it. I am the greatest "swordsman" in all the realms of all that is and isn't. I live with 7 billion slowpokes and I have no issues with saying so. This is not pride. This is mediocrity versus competency.
>>18075013
You're delusional, possibly mildly psychotic, no doubt a complete pain in the ass embarassment to be around, and have no friends. Get to a doc.
>>18075013
so then teach something to us who are on /x/ at this particular day at 7:05 am edt - ? am edt?
>>18075013
Sam Hyde?
Hey /x/ anyone here ever had any experiences with Carl Jung's active imagination?
I recently bought "The Red Book" and I'm curious to learn how to achieve the state of active imagination and hear about other peoples experiences
Bump
tulpas
Quit touching yourself at night.