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Sounds great and I would like this to be the case but I dont see why our mind could do that

That is more or less the end result in Druidism/Celtic Paganism. So...sure. There is a notion that gods of all religions were at one point just people or animals, or even plants that just reincarnated enough times to reach a certain point that defines being "godlike-enough"

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far out man

Because people needed something to blame their misfortunes on and vent their anger on. They had the misfortune of being one of the easiest targets available.

Because he won't stay out of the fucking garbage! He's got plenty of food and water. Fucking cat! Keep your black ass out of the trash!

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Because they're cute and seem to know more shit than most, OP. That type of hate is just a conspiracy generated by supporters of the Calico Mafia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublime_(literary)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

>>18109702
Why?

So I don't need to take my violent urges out on people like you.

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I've never seen OP's pasta, I am curious. Also, favorite greentext.

>>18109709
Thanks for that man. I love a good goatman/skinwalker/innawoods story.

Il start with the weirdest thing that's happened so far, which is the most recent. About a week ago I went asleep as normal. I had a nightmare though. Not a normal one, usually they are falling dreams and what not but this started off innocently where I was talking to someone I never knew in my house. He was telling me he can see me when I sleep and knows there is something bad after me. He told me its hiding all the time but it's there and what not. We went looking around the house but I can't remember dreams for shit but what I do know is I heard the demon. He was talking to me and told me his name and things. The man in my dream told me to stop talking to it and keep away that I'm only letting it in more. Then the demon showed itself and it was this skinny lurking thing. Like a really fucked up version of me. I was so scared and tried moving away until I realised the man was shouting the whole time at it. It changed appearance every few seconds then and got really menacing. I started to feel so gone and hopeless and I got on my knees begging the man to help. I remember just feeling so gone. He looked down on me and I was bent back a little in my dream. Not like the movies though.
The creepy part comes next

I woke up at around 6am then. Sweating and jumped up cause there was a coat on the back of my door. I realised and just kinda shrugged it off cause it's just the dream that has me feeling like this but when I got up the next day I told my mother I couldn't sleep last night I had some weird dreams. She replied that it's funny my 8 year old brother ran into their room at 5 saying he was having a nightmare that there was people in the house shouting and screaming at that time.

Another thing that happened is my dad woke up at 6 or in and around that time and could smell smoke. He usually gets up around 7 anyway but he looked and realised a small part of our decking was on fire. This is right out side my room. We don't know how it started. The straw flower pot was up in flames. Il take a picture in a minute

I know which one you're talking about and I'll get it for you in a bit.

>>18109349
I love that one too

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>>18109442
Found it finally.

>>18109202
The only good sources I've come across are www.witchvox.com
And youtube has a few good things if you're looking for something specific. Sorry for the lack of sources. I just usually read books

>>18109202
Tumblr

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here is the man who founded this sect OP

my autism is not that severe, sorry

>>18109058
Surely someone's here is.
This IS /x/...

>>18108972
don't you have to sacrifice humans?

why bother? so many other options for energy

>>18108924

in relation to someone's personality, you would acquire more information from a 3 minutes conversation and observing them, rather than instantly judging how someones face is put together

according to your pic related, I have the complete opposite personality than what I actually have.

reading people isn't something you're taught, there is no 'lifehack infograph 2013+3 cheat code', it's a skill you have or don't have

Justifying predijuces

>>18108924
It is generally an asian pseudoscience. I think it originated from chinese face reading, and Japan took it back to their land and expanded on it a bit. It may be due to the prominent asian eugenics, especially in Japan.

It's about as definitive as horoscopes at this point. Just look at sanpaku eyes. A superstition that was seen in caucasians a lot more simply because of our facial build.

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>>18108695
Just listen to this album and rip up a bible

Wear snorkel then summon Nergal.

"you there, Nigga?"

Given that reptilians actually exist and vampires do not, I'd say reptilians. Though venomous or constricting snakes, crocodilians and monitor lizards tend to keep to themselves and don't hurt humans who keep their distance, there's not much threat from them either.

>>18108689
Vampires have too many allergies to be a real threat.

The fact that you would consider being afraid of imaginary being is laughable.
Reptilians existing...proof? Beyond those laughable stories from David Icke... baka

Bump? i need help i dont want go to sleep and wake up ded

Join us.

>>18108698
nigga join who, satan?

I don't believe heaven is a physical location

>>18108833
Me neither but I've heard that it's located in the Pleiades...

>>18108630
Retarded flake shit, file with chemtrails, 12 strand DNA and the Glastonbury fucking Zodiac.

>>18108592
That looks really good. I wonder how accurate it will be?

>>18108609

From all the reviews I've read, it sounds like they got the story right.

>>18108592
Reviews on it look good, though I am very antsy on how they will show the suicide.

It will honestly feel like a waste of time if you get to the end and it's cut out. Then again, if Rebecca Hall can enunciate the last lines really well, it might be just as powerful.

grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn and then draw a cock on your face you dick headed fuck and then shout satan fuck me in the arse cos am op and i caused 9/11

>>18108588
Thanks that really helped. I Accidently contacted hitler instead of Marilyn Monroe though. Am I doing something wrong?

>>18108588
usuck