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>This is the last photo and it shows the AllState Motorcycle ad that speaks of the “dentists” in this organized crime. This ad came with the Mercedes Benz ad. In other words, this means the human butchers all make good money being human butchers. They were all well-to-do when times were good for them but not anymore. Now, they must be on the run becos the law is after them.

>The Rake’s Redemption ad refers to the world leader’s wife now since the world leader is dead. She wants redemption and her organized crime is now in total chaos (Chaos Bound ad). The “Cravings” ad now refers to her wanting to be sidekick and munchkin’s “dentist” OR she paid “dentists” to come to our house and chop us up.

Schizophrenia

That's creepy as fuck op.

>>18119217
Bump

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>>18119217
found it m8 im pretty spooked now

>>18120371
You know if u can post the link m8

>>18119164
What if OP is a gigantic cock-mongler?

I wanna know what sick fuck decided to make me attracted to hot, muscly men and when he's going to stop grinding levels and finish the "find a bf" quest

>>18119164
A gross misrepresentation of the work being done by Dr. Sylvester James Gates. The simulation pertains to the fundamental laws of physics themselves, and the very fabric of our reality. The universe being a simulation raises many more questions than it ultimately answers. Unfortunately it poses some questions that are flat out impossible for us to answer. We could never hope to understand what exactly the simulation is running on, and where it exists. We'd forever be fish in the fishbowl, incapable of understanding the outside world. The world outside of the simulation might have its own distinct laws of physics. There might be another universe out there wildly different from out own, it might have an ultimate creator. That is totally and eternally beyond our grasp if we are within a simulation. Having finite bounds means we have finite potential. We couldn't think or accomplish more than is allowed by the rules we operate within.

Well whatever is behind the Bloop. Also the Jersey Devil.

>>18119134
bloop was from icebergs breaking, not a super secret water monster unfortunately.

I am a huge sucker for living dinosaurs. Everything from Mokele Mmembe to the Kongomata to that one Megaraptor that supposedly lives in the Chilean desert.

>>18119061
>travel to another hemisphere to get children when there's some probably across the street
fucking silly

>>18119107
You do realize how close Alaska is to Russia, right?

Why waste time and risk getting caught when you can easily just kidnap some random poor kid off the street.

>>18118956
Joyofsatan

That site has all. Be careful tho

>>18120854
>be careful tho

Yeah most of their information is technically correct. But they spin all of to fit their perspective which is, Satan is an ancient alien, Jews are evil, and Hitler was Satanic.

As long as you can tell what is propoganda, and what is actually informative you can find out a lot.

But...you could also use any number of sources and not give those fucks any more attention. But that is my bias.

>>18120864
No you are correct. Ignore their Jews are evil and Nazi stuff but what they say about the Ancient Gods is true.

Btw I am a believer in Jesus too but find the Gnostic passages of Jesus more truthful than what is mentioned in the Bible.

I am an Ancient Alien believer

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Are monastic orders considered cults?

The mormons. Freemasonry galore in that hellish religion.

Scientology should be an obvious one.
The creepy Turkish Muslim Barbie doll one too.

the kleptomancer bandcamp doesnt even have any songs. its just some retard saying random shit. boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvglh5DG76M

>>18120655
I wasn't ready for this

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>physics

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>physics

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>>18118570

Time is a flat circle.

I have deja vu a lot too, and I've never been able to reason out why.

The craziest example I have was when I was in high school. It was a Friday, and I was sitting behind my friend (not my assigned seat). My teacher was passing out papers, and when he got to me, he told me he was going to start calling me by my last name because he couldn't pronounce my first name.

The following Monday, I was back in my original seat, but my friend called me over to talk to her so I moved to sit behind her again. Right as I sat down my teacher started passing out papers again, and again when he got to me, he repeated that he was going to start calling me by my last name, as if he hadn't said it already. I knew for a fact that we'd already had that conversation, and the reason was because on Friday, right after I got home from school, I sent a text to my friend about the conversation saying how annoyed I was by it. I checked my text records and, sure enough, the message was there and my friend confirmed having received it when I asked.

That was the first and only time I've ever had physical proof that my deja vu wasn't just in my head.

>>18118610
Something else strange happened to me too, On the way home I had a taste of chicken in my mouth and when I got home of course there was chicken, when my father always makes spaghetti on sunday.

>>18118511
Hehe, I once thought I might have a Guardian spirit or somesuch but it wasn't quite like yours.

I used to have a job as a courier. On three occasions that I remember I was at my wits end trying to find the place I was looking for. Maps had failed me. I'd tried asking locals to no avail. Driven round all over the neighbourhood. On each of the three, I'd pretty much given up, rolled down the window and lit up a smoke - and there right in front of me would be the place I was looking for.

It really felt like I was guided there. I mean I could have stopped the van anywhere to have a smoke.

>>18118538

Wow. I've heard other people describe similar things. 3 times though, impressive

OP where the hell did you get that picture from? Gave me shivers...

Anyway, honestly I believe in guarding spirits but that sounds like karma. It wasn't just you, they were shitty people in general, and they eventually got their comeuppance.

>>>/pol/

>>18118453
There are already one or two floating around if you had actually looked, dumbshit. Also >>18118844

Cuz we all know by now it was masterminded by Bush Cheney and the rest of the Satanic Bohemian Grovers...

Something heroic. Sealing a blast door from the inside, getting gunned down buying others time, pulling the pin on a grenade amid many zombies, jumping on a bomb, something like that.

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>>18118360
>Sealing a blast door from the inside
yeah i like this idea.

I too would go out whilst holding the door

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I choose to die of old age 1 million years from now.

>>18118177
Psycadelics.

Have fun.

If you haven't had an experience with the paranormal yet, you probably never will. In terms of spirits and ghosts and shit, if you had an innate ability to sense that stuff, you would have already had some kind of experience with it. Not everyone has the ability to recognize when they're getting fucked with by ghosts.

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Well the best way is to piss them off.

The cousin of mine who lives out in Talbot Falls, probably a twenty minute drive from where I live, has been a close friend of mine since childhood. We basically treat each other as sisters. I call her kids my niece and nephew, and visit them probably every day. At the time the incidents started happening (probably early May?) my cousin had just given birth to her newborn daughter. This meant I spent a lot of time with her older child, Camren. To give you some perspective, Cam's pretty serious, and smarter than a lot of adults in the area. His greatest interest this summer has been dinosaurs, so there's been a lot of digging in his mom and dad's back lawn.

But, in a way, I guess it was his interests in finding bones from days of pig roasts past in the back yard was kind of how this whole thing got started. It was really strange, because I remember it being a pretty hot day (the weather had been pretty cool) when it happened.

I was chilling on the patio, keeping an eye on Cam, who decided to play in the play set that morning. And he came up to me carrying the most adorable plush rabbit I had ever seen. It was dressed in a little pinafore over a dress patterned with strawberries and hat of the same material. And, shockingly enough, it was completely clean.

To be clear, he'd never really been out of my sight. The backyard borders on some woods that abut other people's yards, though, and I was worried he'd somehow managed to escape my watch and take something from another kid. It definitely wasn't something that his parent's would have gotten him, since he was strictly interested in dinosaurs at the moment.

But Cam has never been a kid who would take something from another child. So, I was a little more puzzled than alarmed when I saw him trotting up to me, carrying the rabbit, which was nearly the size of himself. I think I said something to the effect of "uh, hey buddy, that's a real pretty doll, where'd you get it."

"The doll lady." He says. "She's a friend of my mommy's, and she gave this to me to take care of for her."Noooope nope nope nope. this sent of warning alarms in my head, but I forced myself not to panic right away, since small children have a vague way of explaining things, anyway. So, I put on a smile and asked him where he met her, since I hadn't seen her.

He points back to the playset and says "She waits for me in the tower castle" For those who have never seen an American-style play set, it usually comes equipped with a wooden tower you can climb up, and a slide you can go down. At the top, there's a little alcove you can hide and play in. And it would have been really easy not to see someone, hiding out of sight, waiting to play with Cam.

Nope. Nope, nope nope nope nope. Not letting Cam know I was freaking out to my very core, I tell him it's snack time, and get him inside quick. Once I had gotten him sitting down and watching Adventure time, I called his dad (Corey), not wanting to tell my cousin Katie just yet. As Corey's cell rang, I quickly went through the rest of the rooms. Since it's a single-story ranch style house, there aren't too many places a person could hide. It seemed undisturbed and unoccupied, though I had spent most of the morning outdoors with Cam, and it would have been impossible to tell.

As I peek back into the living room to check on Cam (still happily nomming on banana bread and watching cartoons), Corey picks up. Trying not to let my voice shake, or god forbid start crying, I give him the run down of the situation. The fact I hadn't seen anyone with Cam, or anyone at all besides the two of us, freaked me out even more. The thought that someone might still be there was even worse.

But the description I give Corey doesn't ring any bells. Apparently Katie knows literally no-one in the area. Corey, who's a state trooper, knows enough about the area to be concerned and tells me he's coming out to stop by and that I should lock up in the meanwhile.

Maybe he was listening, or maybe I was freaking out enough for Cam to catch on, but as I'm locking the front door, he says "If you're worried about the doll lady, you don't have to be. She already lives here- she's downstairs."