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A few days after asking its nunber a friend founs this pentagram on he ceiling its been painted over, the only goetic sigil featuring this is, you guessed it, sigil nr.34 Astaroth

>>18161965
Please excuae my typos, im on a phone and english is not my native language

What does this say about rule 34?

>I have remains of 20 people stored in a nook

So that would be your... ASH HOLE

>>18161789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

>>18161784
This place never fails to just blow my mind.

As long as you can tell dreams from reality, aren't rapidly becoming gaunt/experiencing rapid physical changes, or sleepwalking, I'm inclined to suggest it's just a dream.

And I'd suggest you keep telling yourself that until you can't anymore because mind over matter will kick you in the ass whether or not you're haunted if you don't.

If you start waking up with black smoke floating over you though, you pissed off a wight and it wants your vital essences.

They're just bitch tier liches though so you should be fine as long as you recite a few prayers.

If it's a demon or something eldritch though, you're fucked without some research.

>>18161254
>>18161254
i had a dream where i was in a house with a ghost and it was being a right dick theowing my shit all around the place so i called it a cunt and it went berserk and i realised this is how i die. then i woke up. weird eh. not even bait, just felt like sharing.

>>18161269
My teeth have become really sensitive I've always been skinny ,I forgot to mention I saw a yellow or white demon in the second dream but I just wanna figure out what these dreams mean and I thank you for your input I need fucking something you know:/ shit is scary

I hope you readers and querents in this thread have a good day today.

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>>18160648
I'm having a shit day and am doing 5 readings. Please send some good vibes my way

Age(s) involved
Gender(s) involved
Relationship status

>>18160669
I hope you have a fantastic Friday!

>Age
20 & 20
>Gender
Female & Male
>Relationship status
Had a thing for 5 or so months and then stopped it. Emotions might still be flowing but unsure. Currently friends.

>>18160586
google?

Goddamn, trolls are getting lazy.

>>18160586
magnum: large or important
opus: a project

Alchemists were looking to perfect themselves into a higher form of being, which would be immortal and superhumanly wise.

Don't take fictional works seriously.

>>18160557
The cards are telling me you smell bad

>>18160575
wow bro so accurate i just got home from work so yeah i prob do
/s

>>18160575
>My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

>Terrible!

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>>18160548
Just artsy bullshit deconstructing the idea of the celebrity pop artist. Move along.

>>18160548
>Stare directly into the center of the screen
Nothing. Was something supposed to happen like with the stare at the dot crap?

>>18160612

>move along

really?

>>18160411

What was up with the kidnapping and then they hanging out having a picnic with the poster up as if they were still missing?

they probably didn't even know why they were in the forest.

Why was it that when Red Guy escaped everyone looked like him?

red guy represents the adult age group they all looked the same because they are all adults

Why did Roy point him to the switch?

Because he was the creator. He made it, so he had to be the one to pull the plug.

>>18160449
Why was Red Guy back in the show after the crowd booed at him?

The kidnapping part is still confusing to me. Like I get they just wanted money from them but then they just pop up outside like nothings happening with the poster still up.

Also what about the Yellow Guy wanted poster??

>>18160411
>>18160449
>>18160482
it's artsy bullshit that falls under the cliche of "we want creative freedumb but da big corporate man is holdin' us down"

If I were a troll like zodiac I would put some gibberish at the end just to get people to try to figure out what it was.

>>18159993

Considering Behemoth is eternal... sounds legit!

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>>18160125
It is not uncommon to buffer the beginning and/or ending of a coded message with some gibberish to make decoding by those without the correct key harder.

>>18159941
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'

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see: >>13385860

I was wondering if anyone knew the name of a game (i think ps1) that's similar to LSD Dream Emulator

trap it using a sigil then excorcise it. your best bet in terms of actually hurting it.

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if you can get your hands on one of these, you'll need a catholic bishop to bless it in the ass of a young altar boy

then and only then may you slay the demon with the drilldo of innocence lost

>>18159788
Fire works wonders, so do astral swords. Ive found if neither of these work, eating a bothersome entity gets rid of it for good

>>18159770
>bump for someone should be paying attention
if i were more awake i'd be commenting on this, the electric universe theory is fascinating

>>18159770
>What scares me about this though is how we could have secret societies that take this stuff 100% literally
Not how it works. They're allegories.

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>>18159770
>(Masons, Bohemian Grove, Illuminati) that take this stuff 100% literally
[scholarly citation needed]
Uh... No!

The history of planetary and zodiacal worship is old news.
I utterly do not understand your anxiety.
>An OP watched some conspiracy video thread

>>18159752

Hell is fear, anon.

>>18159752
Imagine real life but without the happy shit. The only t.v. is that one rerun of your favorite show that you don't particularly like and chocolaye milk is always either way too chocolatey or basically just milk with a tinge of chocolate, never that happy balance. Everyone works in an office building and the building is always the one farthest away from your small apartment. You can get married and have sex but it feels like sticking your dick in a tunasalad and an orgasm just feels like when you take a pee and it burns a little. Every CD is scratched and their is no internet except dial up. The only movies are sequels (not Aliens or The Empire Strikes Back, Aliens: Resserection and that ewok movie). Also everyone there is an asshole.

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Your world right now, except you work in retail and have constant explosive diarrhea.

>When you die your conscience shrinks to the quantum realm.
>If you held faith for a long time, the light will be overwhelming and the trip to Heaven is quick. This is because His light touches other particles and effects them as well.
>If you do not hold faith for very long, or not at all, you will face darkness or a faint pin of light.
>That light is the physical manifestation of the size of your faith.
>If you can't find it or reach it, the fault is only yours to have and God will show not pity to those who have rejected his love.
>Hold onto it strong enough (faith) when you die, and you reach Agartha to live with God.
>1666 Sabbatai Zevi proclaims himself the Jewish Messiah and builds a following of roughly 50% of the Jewish population at the time.
>Converts to Islam under threat of death (this was apart of his plan to infect Islam with his beliefs.)
>Time passes, influence expands
>Early 1700s Jacob Frank declares himself the reincarnation of Zevi and expands on his ideas by incorporating occult, satanism, and witchcraft into acts of tikkun.
>1760s Rothschild become prominent banking force and influence on the world.
>Spread ideas like communism, paganism, witchcraft, etc.
>Begin to lay the foundation for the summoning of the Antichrist.
>Germans don't like that idea
>WWI
>Germans still don't like that idea
>WWII
>(((Winners))) write the history books.
ember that Jesus died for you and is in everyone and everything literally. It is your decision to let his light guide you when the night is the darkest.

>Mold a powerful country into the next Gomorrah
>Make a large sacrifice (9/11) to plant the seed of the beast.
>Wait.
>We are in the end of days, the 2000 year imprisonment is done and the show is about to begin.
>Lucifer will arrive as a super-intelligent AI that brings peace to Earth and almost all will bow in awe to a false God.
>He will then enslave humanity by giving it a paradise based upon his worship that will stain the souls of those who were once innocent.
>God is not anti science as some think, but the fruit of knowledge (the quantum abyss) is overrun by darkness, tempting man to take a bite.
>We have taken many bites thanks to plans lain out long before you or I ever existed.

I'm sure many of you have noticed that this year is a little...faster than the last few? CERN is to thank for that. Time will continue to speed up until the singularity occurs, so don't feel stressed out when an hour/day/week/month/season/year goes by in a flash. Exponential trends aren't the easiest things for Humans to understand. Just remember that Jesus died for you and is in everyone and everything literally. It is your decision to let his light guide you when the night is the darkest.

>>18159576
get off the drugs you autist

>>18159535
it cycles between that one and a few similar ones

i wish it would stop, its spooking me desu

>>18159535
Maybe if you weren't such a degenerate faggot

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>>18159540
>not using an adblock
>having javascript on by default