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Goddamn I feel depressing, damn I'm in the /div/ thread
My mind is asking a good man and this man is never doing readings
Start up that divine tarot and VROOM VROOM! You reading
Poppin' posts in the /div/ thread and I pray they read my query
And I pray you readas is divine, Seekas go after Readers
Jesus Christ if I live life on this thread, ain't no need to do this
Post it in front of readers, next to that tarot's card spread
All you seekers is losers, all my readas is winners, reading

All my life I want lovers and power
Respect my post or die from sad showers
I pray a girl come soon so I can deflower
So I can fuck tomboys for seventy two hours


Ah new thread and fixed some things.

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Whats the best way to store a tarot deck? I've been keeping mine in the cardboard box it came in and I can tell its probably not gonna last a long time. Its just the classic Rider-Waite deck.

>>18207411
My deck still lives in the box she first came with, and it's holding up. Once it wears out though, I'll probably make her a cute little wooden one to live in.

I have numerous experiences where I was aware of the supernatural and rational explanations at the same time. I'm currently working on authoring a system to exploit this nature of reality.

You'll notice other writings have vaguely referenced this if you read between the lines, but they lack focus on crafting the rational explanation. That is what I intend to workshop with you all so we can become more powerful than the current masters of reality. (except god nothing is more powerful)

I'm going to reference the Mandela effect, but I don't want this thread to be about that.

Notice how in every case. There is another movie or meme out there that explains where people were misremembering the lines from.

Like "Luke I am your father" being in Tommy Boy.

Even though this feels wrong to people experiencing the Mandela effect, it is a perfectly rational explanation.

All successful magic must have such a rational component in order to affect reality.

Let's work on this.

Once this thread gets active. I want to brainstorm with you all on some easily achievable magical results, then we will focus on the rational achievement of those results to craft the framework of the spells.

>>18205430
First for Aries best sign.

>>18205437
>>18205439
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR?!

>>18205430
>OP uses an actual divination picture
I'm so proud of yo-...
>>18205437
>>18205439
>>18205443
>thread derailed in first three posts
Whelp...GG
>I'm not disagreeing, Aries rock!

slay yourself to find out

>>18201486
I like it. Most people need to believe in a creator or a purpose to feel as though life is worth living. If that means they have to live boring ass lives then that's cool. We all end up in the ground it doesn't really matter much what any one "believes"

>>18201486
Why even Vivec?

>>18197508
You pretty much just ended your own thread, friendo

You're right, because the mind is an emergent property of matter. When that matter can no longer support this, the mind ceases to function, and the matter continues to be matter.

There is no "going back to being everything" because it was in the first place: matter is all part of the same system of the universe. Even your phenomenological experience is inextricably tied to the world around you.

I don't know what happens. Simple as that. We can speculate and claim all we want, but no one will find out until we get there or someone comes back from the "other side" and reveals themselves.

>>18195358
I think that the black eyed kid picture on the sticky should be changed to a clown.

Current theory I've heard is that it's promoting the remake of IT, but the studio denied involvement. Maybe they're just doing that so they don't get sued though?

>>18195358

Started out as a publicity stunt for an indie film being released this month (not IT, contrary to popular belief. Why promote a film over a year away?) Copycats have since begun wearing clown outfits and committing crimes ranging from trespassing and vandalism to aggrivated assault and attempted rape.

Basically, just some dickheads with nothing to do.

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I'm ready for anything

>>18177565
fuck I probably need a melee weapon in chase I run out of bullets, and glow sticks, fucking glow sticks always seem stupid until you need them.

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I'm just walking around close to home, so I don't need much (I'm not camping or anything). If I were going further I'd be carrying water and a lighter.

I've never seen anything scarier than deer and trash (which I usually pick up). Foxes during mating season make spooky noises. Sometimes peoples' dogs come and check me out, but they're just making sure I stay out of their yard (or demanding petting).

I don't feel I have good reason to carry proper weapons. Limits of the program: the toilet paper stands in for a pack of tissues, the duct tape is actually electrical tape, the dried fruit is hard candy.

>>18177603
If you're worried about running out of bullets, carry more spare magazines. If you're not expecting trouble, two refills is borderline paranoia. But if you're wearing body armor (seriously?) you're expecting trouble.

Something melee is entirely justified. The low end, collapsible baton or just a bigger flashlight. Folding knife. Higher threat (or not in public): machete, baseball bat, axe. It really depends on what kind of trouble you're expecting.

The obvious deficiency in your loadout is the lack of a multi-tool. I honestly can't think of a practical use for glowsticks, dim as they are, unless you're worried about ghosts draining your batteries. Best time to get them is after-Halloween sales, stock up. Otherwise, bulk packs over the internet. BudK carries multi-color packs, if we had teammates we could color code.
http://www.budk.com/25-Piece-Light-Stick-Family-Pack-28747

>>18162665

>Right when we get to Camp-gri-la we begin setting up camp.
>Lenny pulls the tent off his back, handing me his shotgun.
>TheresBearsInThemWoods.png
>after Lenny finished setting up the tent he snatches the shotgun out of my hands and says something along the lines of, "Who told you you could hold my shotgun?" in some terrible imitation of Arnold Schwarzanegger.
>we all had a chuckle.
>Later that night we were all attempting to sleep.
>Lenny gets really bad gas from SPAM. The centerpiece of our MREs.
>after lenny unleashes the fury of Auschwitz upon our nostrils Travis says, "Can we put him outside yet?"
>this is where shit gets real.
>Outside we hear a raspy, terrible imitation of Travis repeating the exact same question.
>Our eyes got to be the size of dinner plates.
>We sit silent for 5 minutes while we hear the thing get better and better at impersonating Travis.
>We formulate a plan in whispers.
>We are all avid /x/philes at the time (yeah yeah i know underage. been about 5 years.)
>we know what fucking happens with skinwalkers imitating people.
>we agree not to let Travis out of our sight.
>but thats only part of the problem at the moment.
>the skinwalker is still outside our tent. Even trying its best to persuade us that it is Travis, occasionally fucking with our conversation.
>We figure out its movement pattern, and then we strike.
>we leap out of the tent in an attempted navy seal formation.
>people miles away probably heard the gunshots and war cry.
>I fire off four shots.
>and then it happens.
>it fucking jams
>The tec 9 jams.
>notnow.mpg
>Right as the gun jams, I see it.
>about 4 feet tall, until it stood up.
>thats when the stench hit.
>smelled like rotten meat.
>yell for my friends
>They quickly turn to fire at it but by then it ran off.
>that was just night one.
cont.

>>18162704

>In the morning we go outside to look at the damage we caused to the trees.
>poor trees
>about 3 minutes after looking around, Lenny yells out something along the lines of "Fuck yeah!"
>Everyone is confused, as Lenny only ever gets excited about something that is actually very impressive.
>We walk over to Lenny doing his victory dance
>On the ground is a hairy finger.
>Lenny shot off its fucking finger.
>Lenny decides to take it as a trophy.
>We spend the rest of the day trying to find it.
>We didnt get much more then a few blood splotches.
>Figuring we scared it off, we eat dinner, and go to bed.
>about 30 minutes from midnight we hear Travis saying, "Come on guys check this out."
>but thats impossible. Travis is asleep right he-
>fuck
>Shake Lenny and Travis awake
>Itsback.png
>Lenny is pissed.
>He yells, "Is this gonna be a nightly thing now? Let us get some fuckin sleep before you harass us will ya?"
>he makes sure his shotgun is loaded, partially unzips the tent, and pokes the barrels out.
>for the rest of the night he watches it. Around 4 am he fires a shot.
>he yells, "Get out of here! You see that shit guys? I hit the fucker in the back!"
>It is slumped on the ground.
>We are about to celebrate when it gets up, screeches, and walks off.
>The screech taught us two things. One, it was hurt. Two, it was pissed.
cont.

Nice story.

22/Male/Leo
Sky Blue is my favorite color
I would like a general romance reading.

>>18202683
Who is the scorpio from he is qt

>>18202683
>Of all of them it had to be cancer

Triggered

>>18194442
It's about of retards making a stupid theory based on no substantial evidence. Their strongest ""evidence"", is that Devil's Tower and mountains look like tree trunks.

Shit like this makes me depressed. Realizing how retarded the 80s generation is.

>>18194442
It's a dumb baseless crackpot """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""theory""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that is literally on the same level as flat earth and time-cube shit.

>>18190917
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ

Red Goddess is in A.'.A.'.>Thelema.

StarShips hasn't made it to .pdf. Spoiler: it's about pre-historical shamanic asterism.

>>18190930
>Red Goddess is in A.'.A.'.>Philosophy.
Pardon.

>>18190917
In these dreams, does she communicate with you?

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>>18165401


Sun people represent

https://youtu.be/EU2AIxkxiwg

>>18165477
>electronic toy malfunctions
>"Must be possessed!"

Could this be any more of a retarded mouthbreathing redneck cliche'?

>>18156767
>once send a guy I knew a text with just the word nigger
>apparently he had changed his number and an actual, very angry black person called me.

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>>18156908
kek

my story
>about 10 years ago
>phone rings at my apartment
>I don't remember what the number was, some random shit
>answer phone
>me: hello?
>silence
>me: hello?
>guy on the other end: I want *you*
>me: well that's too bad. go fuck yourself.
>hang up
>he never calls back

>>18156767
Well, not necessarily spooky but strange...
>in junior year english class when it happened
>reading the crucible
>partially interested, partially not
>home one day
>hears the phone ring
>checks caller id
>Ann Putnam
>Flashback to English class
>One of the characters names in the Crucible was Ann Putnam
>Doesn't answer phone for fear of some '7 days...' shit.

>>18199965
Well, just look around you

>>18199967
what do you mean?

Your imagination is mediocre.