A friend of mine told me they've talked to the angel Gabriel a few times, so I had them call him up to see for myself. Ended up having an interesting conversation. Ask me anything.
are you gay
>>18199617
Up to you.
What did you learn?
Here is a chart of magnetic declination.
This is what you have to offset your compass by so that the magnetic direction the compass is point lines up to the true north that the map is printed in.
I was a reconaissaince operator in the military for 5 years with point man experience navigating all around afghanistan and I can tell you my nav is fucking solid but im pretty sure something is fucked here
look at where the declination (to get the compass to point to the same places as the map) is originating out of... the fucking south pole
they say theres a liquid ball of metal that floats around somewhere near northern canada and thats what attracts the needle
im calling fucking bullshit on this
this fucking magnetic variation chart clearly does not do this theory justice... i know this is a 2d representation of a spherical object and that is SUPPOSED to explain the curvature of the field but it still doesn't line up
look where the bermuda triangle is, it just does a v and an inverse v at that spot, theres something sincerely fucked up going on with the way we think about north and compasses
the idea being that if the compass needle actually pointed south instead of north nobody would know unless you labled the north facing needle red and said A GIANT METALIC GLOB OF METAL JUST FLOATS AROUND THE EARTHS CRUST AND ATTRACTS EVERY METALIC OBJECT ON EARTH TO IT
wtf is that shit
heres the smoking gun. If you at 0 degrees declination that means you are directly south of the floating glob of metal and as such the maps you will be using will be oriented so that you do not need to adjust your compass
but look at where the green lines are on this map, they all point to different globs of metal that dont all converge on where (if you google, where the metalic north is) says on google
this is fucking the smoking gun, all the maps were done for the past 300 years using magnetic north as its reference but its fucking different for all sorts of parts of the world
cont
because there is no metal glob of magnetic goo floating around the northern tip of canada means that compasses are attracted to something and that something is in ANT ART FUCKING TICA
the compasses point south not north, and all the declination crazyness on that map is because people have been making maps thinking their compasses are pointing to a shifting mass of magnetism to the north so for all parts of the world you ahve to induce weird ass declination corrections to get the map to fit whatever fucking wacky direction the compass was pointing at the time
this is totally fucked
this just goes fucking deeper
what are our compasses pointing at and why is nobody allowed to go to antartica if they are being attracted south not north
nobody would ever figure it out either, you just say compasses are attracted to the north when infact they are attracted to the south... whats the difference? how would you know which side of the needle is experiencing force
just tell everyone that A GIANT METALIC GLOB OF GOO IS FLOATING AROUND UNDERNEATH THE EARTHS CRUST FOR SOME REASON AND IS THE CAUSE OF MAGNETISM
fucking metal is pointing to something sacred and holy
why isn't anyone allowed to go to antartica, just research stations with computer equiptment
if the declination chart didn't actually show what was going on our maps and navigation wouldn't work so this is the smoking gun people
NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS WTF DID I JUST UNCOVER
>Reconaissaince (sic) operator in the military for 5 years
>doesn't know how compasses work
Didn't they teach you in the top of your class at sniper school?
European here, can someone enlighten me about this whole clown madness in america??
they will not rest until they figure out how magnets work
Edgy hoax.
>>18193921
This made my day!
Astrology General: This is the thread where we all yell at each other because of the day we were born.
How do I find out my ascendant/moon/etc? - http://www.astro.com/cgi/genchart.cgi
What's the worst sign?: Any water sign, take your pic.
Here are some links for the newbies:
Astrology reports
http://www.astro.com/
http://grupovenus.com/main.htm
Astrological articles, writings and lessons
http://www.skyscript.co.uk/
https://astrolibrary.org/
http://www.bobmarksastrologer.com/TOClessons.htm
http://astroarena12.blogspot.com.es/
http://hermetic.com/crowley/astrology/
http://freespiritedmind.com/blog/topics/astrology/
http://darkstarastrology.com/
More articles and resources:
http://www.astrococktail.com/planetaryorderIII.html
https://kannonmcafee.wordpress.com/rising-signs-2/
http://khaldea.com/planets/merc_type.shtml
http://horizonsmagazine.com/Astrology/RetrogradePlanets.html
http://astrologyclub.org/birth-chart-interpretations/north-node-in-signs/
http://www.dancingwiththestarsastrology.com/chirpara.htm
http://teachmeastrology.com/midpoint-calculator/
http://astroblahhh.com/astrology/aspect_rating_calc_vB.shtml
Kind anon spare a read?
How did I do?
>>18180422
cap sun/aries moon paired with your autism fit in the last thread leaves me to believe anon was right, ur a butt
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>>18209502
first for aries best sign
>>18209502
Lets have a shit free thread
>>18209510
>>18209513
>17secs seperate the posts
Fucking Kek. 10/10
Am I the only one genuinely terrified of Slenderman?
The whole idea of him and depictions of him scared the shit out of me.
He was mildly creepy until mainstream retards ruined him.
Yes, it's for children. It's not real ergo not scary
>>18204885
There are far more terrifying things out there.
is there an afterlife? if so what happens to animals after they pass?
>>18201238
No.
Same as us.
>>18201238
Let's assume that there is.
Any conscious animal should go there.
If you have a conscience, you can have a soul.
>>18201238
Same as God: if it exists, it is 100% sure that it is not what we imagined.
Hey /x/ so a few months ago my old ass, cenile neighbor started putting mannequin heads on poles next to his mailbox for whatever reason. Over the course of these last few months he's slowly started putting more on the outside of his yard. I would've believed that there were Halloween decorations but he started doing this over the summer, now he has about 6 mannequin heads on poles on his property.
Have you ever had neighbors that seemed a little off /x/?
Gonna dump all of the pics of the mannequins
>>18200620
The mannequin heads represent his victims. Looks like it's time to move, anon.
>>18200627
Creepiest pics you have saved
>>18197181
>>18197278
That gif is really scary, i can see him rubbing his hands.
Delet.
This, I can't seem to find the origin and it is the most terrifying image without context I've seen.
help /x/, i need to know a love spell, anything, something that works - i don't care about the true cost
shes leaving me and i love her, i'll try literally anything man
>inb4 12vie fagget
>inb4 reddit witch-kin
i am neither of these things, and i don't even know if i believe in the paranormal or not
>>18196606
There's no such thing, bro.
It will get better for you, i promise <3
>>18196606
Take a dip in an ice cold bath and then come back.
>>18196606
Can't force love. You can force things to masquerade as love, but not love itself. if you try(especially with no experience, best case scenario you do nothing and waste time, worst case you leave yourself open to something very unsavory(that will make your life, and possibly her life, varying levels of shit)).
Man up and try to fix it in the material world; if that doesn't work, take a deep breath, and move on. Not trying to be mean, that's just the way it is.
Best of luck.
lets go
Baby shoes for sale. Never used.
WHO WAS THE PHONE?
>>18196410
There was nothing left to eat. I bit down.
Make draw requests with with a spirit! I've got a customized Ouija board set up so spirits can draw with it. I'm letting spirits decide what questions to answer and how to answer them and they seem to like drawing, so keep in mind that draw requests are more likely to get answers than other requests.
link to previous thread
>>18174973 →
Pic: I asked it to draw it's self, I'm currently speaking with a spirit that has never drawn before.
>>18195620
OK draw what it needs to tell me anon.
Where did you get your board I'm genuinely interested.
>>18195620
Please, tell me what kind of business I should invest to get quick success?
>>18195620
Ask it if it likes drawing.
how does this board work?
Well, let's do this.
>>18187991
Last one of these, let's get this horror thread going.
What's the most convincing UFO event?
>>18180028
None are convincing.
Pretty simple really.
>>18180028
I did happen to see with some friends and our parents when i was younger
>>18180073
Sure they are. "Convincing" is relative. Relative to gullibility.
Smash your head against the wall to get rid of a few dozen I.Q. points and UFO claims will be very convincing.
Old thread: >>18057494
Post all your spooky YouTube and other video links here. It's easier for people to find and comment on than having several individual threads that are quickly forgotten.
https://youtu.be/XzCItn2fhp0
Ahmed's nightmare
Is he the new Lynch?
https://youtu.be/CHOAKlrULqs
>>18128669
This video actually creeped me out the first time I saw it. Their screams seem so genuine and terrified.