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made it clear

>>18262651
It means that the key to a good post is correctly-sized pictures. That key is something you sure as fuck don't have.

Just want answers. Yo have any?

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Reality is a "shadow" of extra dimensions and the universe is a fractal. Our reality is limited based on the limitations of our senses and perceptions. There is no difference: we are the universe.

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>>18262663
>believing in autistic fairytales

>>18262644
Reality is not based on a foundation of physical objectivity but perceptual subjectivity.

So yeah kinda. I don't want to pretend to know all the details.

>>18262620
If possible, I would like advice on removing it or making it less intense about whatever it wants.

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The thing about these kinds of entities is that they feed/operate using your fear or paranoia. Your being afraid of their power gives them more power.

Inform them that the house you are in is your property, not theirs. Tell them they are not welcome, and that they need to leave. You will need to be polite, but firm. If they don't leave, you will need to get strong with them.

Repeat that they are unwelcome. Then start taking back your space. It is hiding in the shadows? Buy a torch/flash light. Slamming doors? Buy door stops. Tell it to fucking leave.

Then start salt and saging your house. Go from room to room, starting furthest from the front door, and put a line of salt along all the entrances, while burning sage or a smudge stick, and tell the spirits to leave. As you walk through each door, place a line of salt across it. Continue until you get to the front door, stay inside, but tell it to leave. Salt the front door and slam it.

Problem solved.

>>18263161
I will do this. Many thanks.

This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfOn6GfumLU&feature=youtu.be

>>18262619

xroommod?

>>18264090
yes that one

it was and still is hard to wrap my head around the fact that he hit 60 homers a year when guys were hitting 2-12 homers a year, and those guys hitting 12,14,20 homers were considered sluggers, but he still did 4x better. he wasnt contested for decades. hes no doubt the greatest baseball player ever, being an expert in so many aspects of the game. the dude stole a shit ton of bases for fuks sake. he hit 60 homers at a time when the balls were softer and less dynamic then now. he increased his amount of homers year after year. its like he actually was an alien with super strength.

>>18262634
his stats were "unnatural" almost supernatural, considering when you read about him and gherig competing for stats, apparently they were never off by two homers between each other.

>>18262657
well, we can talk about the uniqueness of their career and the novelty but we are probably gonna get off the x topic doing that, and i like this board too much. so yes, i found myself staring at a pic of the babe my friends dad has in his baseball memorabilia room, and being a nut like i am, its so weird to think about the guy, but it must just be a fluke, or some weird aspect of histroy, instead of him being divinely influenced or something..................the guy was a real life super hero uber memsch to kids for decades....making them feel good....hope.....

So I was just thinking about something strange that had happened to my mother and her boyfriend when I was 13 (i'm 27 now). I still can't wrap my mind around how this could be possible and seems like a weird glitch in the matrix. We had some troubles with the phone line whenever we would call specific people we would hear our voice echo and we would sometimes have a bad connection or something would just entirely go wrong. My mom used to be a bit paranoid about it, thinking the phone was being tapped but I would always rationalize her claims and would not know why anyone would even do that. I know my parents and brother had done some criminal activities in the past but nothing so important that the police would have a reason to keep such a close eye on them like they where from the maffia or something. Anyway...there was this normal morning and the phone rang she saw the number and it was that of her boyfriend Ben. She answered the phone and she got no reply after a few seconds of silence there was a man on the phone but it was not Ben. I could hear the man speaking and it was indeed not his voice. There where weird bleeping sounds like the connection was distorted. The man spoke very vaguely and my mom asked who he was. He said his name was mr de Vries. That was actually a name my mom and Ben often used in

their jokes, but it's also a very common surname in the Netherlands and thats where we live so it could have been a weird coincidence.I cant really remember how the conversation went but the man didn't really seemed to have a reason to call and he didn'task for anything and that made it even more weird. Eventually he told he just had the wrong number. My mom started doubting if she really saw it was Ben's number and just mistaken it. When she ended the conversation she went to check and it was Ben's number.We assumed it was a joke but we doubted it because Ben didn't really have any friends as sad as that may sound and he wasn't the type of guy to do that. The phone rang again. It was Ben's number again, my mom answers the phone and expected to get that mr de Vries on the phone again still thinking

Ben is pulling a prank on her. But this time it was Ben! He sounded very agitated he said that my mom pulled a prank on him. We where shocked. My mom asked what happend as she still was trying to figure out wat the hell was going on. He explained that he got this phone call from her number and described the same converstation with mr de Vries, same voice, same conversation, same sound distortions ect. My mom's face went pale and she explained in quite a panic that she got the same call. Ben didn't believe it and he was seriously thinking we where pranking him even further so they got into a bit of a fight. Later they checked eachother's phones and it was correct. They recieved the same phone call from the same person at the same time having the same conversation from eachothers phone number.How is that even possible? Where the phones tapped and something went wrong? Why would they go through the trouble of talking and blowing their cover like that? A glitch in the matrix? I dont know...does anybody have a better explanation of how this could have been possible?

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Nothing. That's why they killed witches back in the day.

>>18262502
This is true, you better hope she gets cremated.
Until then buy sage.

>>18262429
Stop believing in crap and the placeboo will be gone

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Eddie

>>18262461
Oh SHIT! A skinwalker

>>18262503
Kek no

>>18262288
All cats are pretty shit pets. Outdoor cats are unaffectionate, destroy the ecosystem, and shit in people's yards. Indoor cats are unaffectionate and will make your house smell like shit and piss for the rest of your life.

>>18262297
not really. my cat will stick his head out when i make kiss lips in anticipation for a kiss, and will flop and purr all over you constantly. also comes bolting to see me when i first get home from work, if he's not already waiting by the door then follow my every move for about an hour before fucking off back to sleep. his shit smells pretty supernatural though, but that's as simple as cleaning out his box.

They may not be supernatural but I suspect some animals "know" a lot more than we give them credit for. I don't believe they can cast spells though.

>>18262288
>Indoor cats are unaffectionate and will make your house smell like shit and piss for the rest of your life.
Totally false. Houses with cats dont barelly smell. Houses with dogs, on the contrary, stink. Also this meme about cats being unaffectionate, another false statement. They are not the slaves you would like them to be and they have their own personalities.

If you do harm to a cat, the cat will hate you back.
If you do harm to a dog, he will keep licking your ass.

In many cultures (most of them) cats are regarded as supernatural and even as good gods.
Dogs, on the contrary, are almost always considered as dirty and lowly. Notice how "dog" is an insult in most cultures. And you won't here anyone saying "cat" as an insult.

So, no one ?

Google, "zazen". Pretty simple and lots of available info.

>>18262216

Thank you, anon. Will try it now.

>making up an imaginary friend

Life is so boring, huh.

>(psychological vs paranormal interpretations)

cool dualism brah. havent you read the emerald tablets?

>>18262183
roleplaying is cancer?

I don't know if I can answer what it is, but I'm putting together a file of Strange sightings. I'm keeping it to modern day sightings only (With a cut off of 2006), for the sake of clarity of information.

This is going to sound personal but where precisely did you see it? Can you give any further information about what you saw in the brief amount of time that you did see it?

>>18262130
Why do Ayylmaos only show up in the US wtf?

>>18262389
Because they're illegal aliens anon, and that is why we need the wall

Is it your channel ?

I'm watching one the video right now

>>18262091
No its not mine. I just want him to get a little bit more attention.

poppy is just a parody of pop culture. think of taylor swift, miley cyrus, they're just drones with no real personality or thought, like poppy.

VVitch, it follows and the babadook
you're welcome

>>18261929
thanks man. It follows looks promising

>>18261922
The Uninvited
The Conjuring 1 & 2
The Haunting (1963)

Does it want me to do a search for planet X, or look at the sky because Nibiru is close enough to pwn us?

>>18261743
It's telling me to look up. My name is Planet X.

>>18261743
I was pondering that myself, perhaps it's meant to be a double entendre.
Forgot to add that I had a good laugh when I first saw the note, it's like irl /x/ shitposting.