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Hey /x/...
I'm an intelligent person who's unfortunately average in everything. I only have one talent : auras.
Basically, I can feel supernatural things. I feel spirits, werewolves, and haunted places.
Trust me or don't, I would like to show people everything of the above IRL. And I would like to get paid for it...
I came here for opinions : how much would you pay for a trip to feel / see a werewolf IRL ?
I honestly consider doing it IRL...
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I know the local witches where I live charge 20€ just for visiting them. They don't show werewolves to people, but they do see some shit
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>>18303753
i believe you and encourage that you take this path but also
>intelligent
>average in everything
doesn't check out
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What's up with these fucking videos? The guy uploads one every 39 seconds and they're all exactly 5 minutes long. Anybody know what's this about? AND NO INFORMATION ABOUT IT ONLINE
YouTube link:
https://youtu.be/WDNr1Ds_Cqo
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>>18303506
>AND NO INFORMATION ABOUT IT ONLINE
You gigantic retard. Everyone knows what this is. Just google image search blue waffle.
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>>18303516
sauce?
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>>18303506
pretty certain these are test videos for youtubes encoders afaik
>my roommate saw my hallucination dude this morning
On the one hand, it explains why my Prolixin didn't make him go away. On the other hand, jesus fucking christ??
The deal:
Sometimes I see this guy standing in doorways in my peripheral vision. He's average and sloppy looking, white, dark haired, fuzzy face, loose clothing, sweatpants and a white either t-shirt or tank top, I never get a full look at him. Sometimes I smell something like burning alcohol shortly before or right as I get a glimpse of him. I've been calling him Hal for convenience.
I always thought Hal was the result of my overactive imagination or some repressed memory, but my roommate just told me that he saw the fucker this morning standing in the bathroom doorway while he was cleaning his ear piercings and just about pissed his pants. Same smell and everything.
So i guess Hal is no longer my therapist's problem. What do, /x/?
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>>18303220
Simple.
You command him to leave
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>>18303250
Thought about it, not keen on the idea but not sure why. He's not hurting anything. And I figure if he's trying to get other peoples' attention he might have something to tell someone.
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>>18303220
Set up cameras, catch footage, then tell that faggot to kick rocks.
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Alright so I bought a legitmate dream catcher the other day. I actually traveled about 5 hours to get to a secluded Indian reservation and picked it up from a Chief who hand crafted it for me.
He didn't tell me anything about it or what to do, he just handed it over to me then blew some smoke on it from his pipe.
The thing is now its been like a week and I haven't been able to enter my own dreams. DO I need to use some incantations or prepare it a certain way? I have 0 way of getting in contact with the chief right now
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>>18302781
Hope you thanked him.
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>>18302781
>>>18302781
>Hope you thanked him.
I really hope he did
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Seriously, what the FUCK did they mean by this?
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it means vaginas are great!
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>>18302533
(He/she) favors it. A new order of the ages.
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"(God) favor our undertakings, a new order of the ages"
So basically, "God bless us, our new democratic government, something different than british monarchy."
It's derived from a line from the ancient Roman poet Virgil.
The pyramid has thirteen steps, representing the thirteen original states. The eye is the "Eye of Providence." Basically God's eye looking down on the earth. This was simpler and less blasphemous (and much easier to draw) then the big old guy with the beard.
So yeah, if you're an 18th century guy who makes up logos and shit, this is just the kind of thing you'd expect to come up with.
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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, Oracle cards, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, etc.
>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:
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>Guides made by some of our readers:
Rustig, wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:
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>Some useful tips before posting:
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Xwbf reading?s
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>>18302271
First for eternal Hijinks :^)
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Any readers on?
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Here's a stuff I fell upon.
Wasen't sure between /b/ /x/ and /pol/.
But y'all are the most serious (or the less idiot?) here so. Here it is : The Cyberidion!
http://www.hastebin.com/tuzuqucape
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wow that was surprisingly lame
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>>18302218
Thanks. Was hard to make up something that would Look interresting but that would reveal to be shit.
I also have the www.theloser.ga going.
All in the same feel.
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>>18302043
That was stupid.
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What are the best ways to protect yourself from /x/ things?
Faith, symbols, specific items, etc.
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jerk off all day and nothing supernatural will want to bother with you
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>>18301922
Don't give out my secret man
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>>18301855
fap with sage oil for double spoop proofing
Redpill me on shapeshifters
Are they real?
Who are they?
What do they eat?
Where do they live?
Can my neighbour be one?
What are the signs someone is a shapeshifter?
What should I do if I spot one?
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>>18301572
When you ask about shapeshifters, the legends come in two sorts of varieties.
The first is were-critters (werewolves, were-jaguars, were-bears, and so on). Those would be people who change into some animal, either as the result of a curse (involuntary) or a spell (voluntary).
Then the other kind is non-humans capable of masquerading as humans (faerie people like huldras, creepypasta-type skinwalkers).
>Are they real?
Possibly.
>Who are they?
Anybody. Assuming they actually are real.
>What do they eat?
Mostly the same things as normal people. Maybe a person now and then. Maybe some special thing, or avoiding some particular thing.
>Where do they live?
Geographically: pretty much anywhere. Most areas of the world have these kinds of legends.
Demographically: pretty much anywhere, but if you're up to spooky things you're probably going to be living in the lower-rent neighborhoods.
>Can my neighbour be one?
Odds strongly favor him not being, but I can't promise anything. What makes you think he is?
>What are the signs someone is a shapeshifter?
Varies greatly by type, and often greatly within type. Anything and nothing, which is completely unhelpful.
>What should I do if I spot one?
Post on /x/. With pictures.
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>>18302069
>When you ask about shapeshifters, the legends come in two sorts of varieties.
I find online more about repitilians shapeshifting, not much about folklore creatures which is more my interest.
>What makes you think he is?
That's a hypothetical question, such as is if it may be someone I know and I'm not aware of and which signs should I look for to identify one.
>Post on /x/. With pictures.
Will do sir o7
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bump for more
anyone got story to share?
Have you ever "manifested" anything, anons?
Is the law of attraction, visualization, manifestation, etc. all just occult power in disguise? It all functions on the same principles right?
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Lurk moar.
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>>18301963
I would if I could :c
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>>18301966
I'll bite, why can't you?
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How legit is the stuff in these comics? is making me questin if magic is plain bullshit or some kind of codified knowledge.
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just use your brain like a radio and see how the universe responds.
>"magic"
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Comic books are beaming you knowledge OP!!!
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Alan Moore knows his stuff but he is wrong about Magick...
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I have good word that the Greys DO exist, and that they are actually humans from the future. That is, they are the evolved form of humans.
Does anyone else know about this?
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>>18300993
>Good word
whatcha mean, who?
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>>18300993
heard the theory before. dont know if its true. i have heard a lot of theories, like they are demons, aliens or reptilians slaves,
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>>18301459
his mom told him
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One time my roommate took a led zeppelin record and spun it backwards on stairway to heaven, and some crazy shit about 666 and the satan started playing. That made me curious about backward masking, and my investigations led me to David Hall Oates, who claims that the human brain naturally produces backward messages (he calls them reversals) in speech patterns, and that this backward speech constitutes an additional channel of communication between people that is unconscious in nature.
I got this book he wrote the other day, and in it, he claims that you can find these messages everywhere. Some of the examples he cites are: bible preachers whose sermons played backward announce that they serve Lucifer, George H.W. Bush's public interviews played backwards state that he serves allah, and lots of other weird shit.
Does anyone on this board have personal experience with this system of knowledge, and can you comment on it? Thanks, anons.
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>>18299695
Sounds like bullshit to make high people even more paranoid about The Man.
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>>18299699
>checked
There was some deliberate backward masking on rock songs that was done for that purpose. The Beatle's Helter Skelter, for example, and other songs John Lennon messed with on The White Album. I find the reversals that crop up in live interviews compelling, though. Oates doesn't say this explicitly, but what if a coalition of right brain hemispheres conspire subliminally to dominate human society through reverse speech, and all of recorded history is the story of the left brain hemispheres trying to raise understanding of this scheme to the level of consciousness and defeat it? Pretty weird.
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Does Wisconsin and possibly the wider United States hide a werewolf-like dogman? There are many reports of sightings, some backed up by polygraph (commonly known as a lie-detector).
I would like to posit the notion that these witnesses are indeed telling the truth insofar as they are faithfully reporting what they believe they saw. Is it possible that they are some variant of sasquatch? Could a bipedal forest dwelling ape perhaps evolve to have a longer than usual snout and so appear dog-faced? I'm loathe to believe that we have an actual bipedal canine living alongside bears and sasquatches, although some of you may quite reasonably ask if one is prepared to believe in sasquatch then why not a true to life dogman.
They appear to be more aggressive than sasquatch (although that is another debate) and have a preference for swampy areas or areas of thick forest where they can easily hide. Often reported to be between 6 and 8 feet tall and covered head to toe in fur. Their footprints are huge not unlike sasquatch although some have been found that look more like giant dog prints than the more human like footprint one might expect if it is actually a variant of bigfoot. Could an upright hairy creature resembling a large ape-man with a dogs face really be the answer to all these reports of dogman.
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There is a magical cat, a sasquatch thats gone yeti, THE MOTHER FUCKING MOTH MAN, werewolves everywhere, Vampires, Faceless men, Skinwalkers, Aliums, and goblins in the US
>Most of them are just trying to live their lives.
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>>18299690
>magical cat
tell me more about teh magical cat please anon
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>>18299703
I would rather talk about that Sasquatch... GUYS HES GONE YETI!
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What spirits may dwell in the Great Red Spot?
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>>18297867
Exactly
"What spirits?"
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>>18298004
More like
"What, spirits?"
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>>18297867
None you retard