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The bloop has spawned beeps

>>18306395
What's a dickfor? And don't be a rascal.

>>18306348
Ever heard of The Morning Star?

>>18306644
A slot that has been left empty for too long
Azazel for Arch-Angel 2016!

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>>18306749

first

What happened to Chiron? Did he get a gf?

>There is no photos or video of this happening which I fing strange cuz cameras were a well used thing when this happen even if video equipment wasnt.

That's the most obvious indication of a lazy hoax.

>>18306017
I know but I dont think that the cheif of police and the prison chief would go along with such a story.
They gained nothing from it and have not excepted any money from interviews.
Why would those ppl risk potentailly losing a good job just to do some shitty hoax.

he was probably unclean and had a horrid diet, combined with crippling depression slowing down his metabolism enough that the chemicals his skin is processing just pool up and fester

I'm guessing he ate savory feel good foods and cried a lot, making streaming humid mess around himself.

I don't know about the drops moving upwards and sideways.

Blessed salt. One ring around homestead exterior. Mix some i. With holy water, soray down walls if each room, use new brush and give walls a brushing. Let blessed watwr dry in.

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>>18305652
Hopefully this will help you relax.

Also, you could try getting a priest to consecrate some kind of acid and put it in a teflon water gun or spray bottle. You'd need to wear protective clothing, of course. Maybe a gas mask.

>>18305748
>>18305755
I'll do both thank you.

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>Be me, 15, sleeping over at my friend's house while his parents are on vacation
>play minecraft knockoffs on xbox marketplace until 1AM because kek
>go upstairs to his room around 1:30 with dog and laptop
>starts raining, so we open the bay window in his room, to listen/feel it
>pretty quiet, like that state when you're close to falling asleep but not quite there
>all of a sudden his dog (who was previously asleep) shoots its head up and stares at the door
>what the fuck
>the door that was cracked closed creaks open a little, maybe 2-3 inches
>dog starts fucking growling
>jerryspringer.png
>thoroughly messed up at this point, but I look through into the hall through the somewhat open door
>silhouette of a man, probably 6'2" or so
>no distinguishable features, as if I were looking at a shadow
>pic related, closest depiction of what we saw, just minus the eyes, pipe, and red outline
>my friend and I are basically pissing ourselves now
>rise from gamma to alpha in .5 seconds
>jump up and grab friend's aluminum baseball bat
>sprint into hallway to look for guy about to be beaten the fuck down
>nothing anywhere
>he lives on the second floor that had one other room (his parent's that was locked shut) and the bathroom
>stairs are really old creaky wood so no way it made it up/down silently
>doors and windows all locked shut throughout house
>dog stops growling in a minute or so
>don't sleep that night

they moved out of that house in a couple weeks lmao

>>18305391
sleep paralysis maybe>

>>18305576
He sat up, though. Was he awake at that point?

>>18305306
>how is it not possible that something truly colossal like that exists?
Basic laws of physics and thermodynamics mostly.

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Yes, it could pass right through us too, it's "cells" are so far apart the chances of one hitting our star are almost infinitely small...hmm..yeah...

>>18304783
Angry tribesman barely clinging to life in a stunted ecosystem, furthered by the stress of pajeet and rajesh treating it like a zoo.

>>18304783
North Sentinel Island things.

>>18304783
day long orgies and the best BBQs on the planet.

also that island is an entrance to hollow earth.

>>18304609
Can you first tell us what you know of them?
I would very much like to hear more about this.

>>18304609
their agenda: to suck space dicks
other not so familiar agendas: create a mega nation that is multicultural to the core, end poverty, hunger by erasing the people suffering from existance, control masses (this is obvious in media), spiritual enhancments and other multi dimensional connections, get-rich-not-so-quick, eliminate all the non-important memes (cultures, information), make this planet suitable for other kind.

These are only the ones that are commonly talked about.

>>18304890
>multicultural to the core
>eliminate all ... culture
How is this not self-contradicting?

And also:
>get-rich-not-so-quick
Heavily implies they're slow and methodical, so:
>end poverty, hunger by erasing the people suffering from existance
Is very misleading. Unless they're literally stupid, but if they were they wouldn't rule the world for very long.

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Here is a photo I took of my watermelon stash.

If you look closely, there seems to be a man on the bed, possibly they watermelons latest prey.

This is really freaky as I was sure I fed them before going to work this morning.

Also...he's wearing what looks just like a prison shirt but his pants look unrelated and he's wearing a jacket. It's throwing me off.

>>18304494
Wow.

Well thats what you get for bringing home watermelons. Idiot.

Jupiter committed patricide, hardly an example of law and order.

>>18304331
He traditionally represents the government's highest representatives.

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>>18304263
Probably nobody will read this so I will give in pic rel cute anime girl.

Saturn represent structure and order(created to protect our survival in more conformist manner), limitation placed upon our existence, time and therefore results of our actions(karma). Represents part of us that enforces separations from the rest of the world. This is tamasic (Vedic Guna) graha so there is some kind of inertia and heaviness attached to it. Saturn expresses itself through Capricorn and Aquarius.
To protect our survival we must create hierarchy(Capricorn) enforcing law and order and work together(Aquarius) with other hierarchies to create world of material comfort, order, law and security, sometimes at cost of our freedom.

Jupiter on the other hand represents God's grace flowing into our life, it's satvic (Vedic guna) planet seeing bigger picture of things that is motivated to do good. Its shows that part of our life where we feel inspired and hopeful, pure knowledge of nature of life and beyond veils of physical world. Jupiter expresses itself through sings of Sagittarius, where we seek pure beliefs and knowledge that makes us hopeful and give meaning and purpose to life, and Pisces that is merging man with all creation showing true nature of world and life and how everything in existence is connected and merged into one God(pretty much guy on acid)

>>18304117
Divination is expressly forbidden by Yah.

Any questions may be directed to Him and the answer will be revealed to you.

>>18304130
Spout your religious nonsense elsewhere.

>>18304139
>nonsense

Said the cool who puts their faith in playing cards.

>>18300301

>>18304113
Summoning demonic spirits is not only dangerous and stupid but also an abomination to Yah.

Besides, they'll just take advantage of you, fill your brain with nonsense and you'll go the way of every other "summoner" and "channeler" out there; delusional and alone.

You seem to be talking about Christian diabolics, which isn't necessarily what I'm talking about.

>>18304063
The skull of John the Baptist. The real reason the Templars were destroyed.

>>18304142
Interesting, mind explaining?

I would chose the jawbone of Abel, Jawbones of demons are incredibly resistant, I would be honored to receive one.

>>18303851
I have an idea. Leave the chupacrabras alone... Predators are part of the ecosystem and play a role in it. Stop meddling. Chupacabras do not have long life spans and do not reproduce fast enough to ever be an issue for humans and livestock. Instead of a gun get a camera. You get some pics you can cash in on it.

>>18303860
this
I mean, I smell an RPer but his advice is sound.
Also start raising goats. Set up CCTV fucking EVERYWHERE you have the goats.

>>18303860
Pffft where did you get that info, the Chutoes (that's how they are called here) are not eating the livestock since I have rabbits and not big animals, that's not the problem they are however creepy and cause something of a downside behavioral situation with my animals vet says is the race but I've seen other rabbits reproduce like sonic. And the worst part is that in these parts they tend to get in your mind. And we'll once you kill one the other stop molesting you or at least so I've heard