For the past 3 nights I've tried to hang my self -- put a noose snug around my neck and let my body do the rest while hanging from my closet.
But every time I wake up without a mark, the rope is strewn across the floor as if someone pulled it off and I'm lying in bed perfectly. Yet, I don't recall any of it -- I remember my dreams that I had after I passed out from it than I do if I woke up and saved my self.
Which leads me to think, is something paranormal saving me?
>>18336187
Repeat it this nigth record yourself and post it later.
>>18336187
Quantum immortality.
>>18336195
No he would definitely die for us in our perspective but he wouldn't die in his reality.
Seriously guys,
how the fuck does David Blaine do it? The mutilation tricks are one thing, but the whole guessing what people are thinking thing blows my mind.
He had to have sold his soul to the devil.
How does he do it? He fake's it, that's how.
>>18336145
i don't really keep up with illusionists but if you're talking about mind reading, it's probably mentalism. keyword for your search.
>>18336147
He doesn't set things up. He has had multiple famous guests as narcissistic as Kanye to come on. There is no way someone could convince Kanye to go along with an act.
How do we do it, /x/? How do we get to the mountains of madness?
>>18336131
hallucinogens
>>18336143
Don't be foolish. The mountains are real. Why do you think the nazis were so interested in Antarctica?
>>18336172
Truly they were... Mountains... of madness...
Alright let's have a thread going here.
I have lurked on here for a very long time now and only made very few threads on here.
I made a thread on here a long time ago about having an extreme nightmare of a demon that tried to drag me to hell, which of course I ended up staying up for almost a week before going back to aleep routines but that's besides the point.
I come here again to ask for advice on dating.
Yeah I get that is stupid to do on here but fuck you I'm doing it anyway.
Now I know you fine gentlemen are family with conspiracies and religious views especially coning across very unique people in time so what I wish to do is to find an area were I could easily come across a woman that is close to my taste in what I find attractive.
I would like to meet a woman that is into extreme hardcore BDSM because that is what I like and I wish to find a woman that is into those sexual desires like I am especially as well into painful peasures and bondage which is very enticing for me. I would also like for her to be a hardcore devoted Christian like me because I wish to have a girl that is devoted to god or if not at least for her to open her heart and soul to god after I introduce her to the world of God's holiness. I would also want for her to be very submissive and very obedient because I would love for a woman to submit herself to me and my will and my desires so that I can take good care of the sweet gentle woman that would be my soul mate and as well have full control, basically like I'm her owner. Lastly I would hope for her to be very loving and sweet especially pure and not corrupted.
So I ask you friends were would I meet such a delicate woman of my desires?
I will use a tripcode so that you can recognize me
Have you tried Christian Mingle?
>>18336107
felife
>>18336128
/Thread
All mainstream entertainment, technology, politics. There's no point anymore. We were brought up with it and our lives are immersed in it, always will be.
>>18336088
I'm gonna wait for this to 404 now, just felt like posting.
>>18336088
Bump m8
>>18336088
way to give up. life is what you make it.
Christian here.
Today was a good day for me, a bunch of good things happenned. But I also saw the number "666" (I paid for something and ended up with exactly $6.66).
Should I take this as a message that the devil helped me today? What does it mean?
>>18336029
It means absolutely nothing, you imbecile
I knew you were gonna post this hahaha
>>18336032
Go back to gamejolt >_>
>>18336031
Okay mr. atheist
I think, for my entire life, I've been seeing "the grid" everyone always talks about when they take drugs like LSD or DMT.
Fuck. It's always been there.
please describe this grid that you see
>>18335954
Yes please do. >inb4 something I already know
if you can see the 4th wall you are pretty much enlightened, you should be proud. fuucking bizarre you've always been this way
What does this sigil mean?
>>18335935
Looks angelic but it's not any of the archangel symbols. Not sure.
It's probably made up so who knows.
What are some basic concepts one needs to know about occult practises to be familiarised with the subject?
or in other words ITT we post knowledge that's considered redpilled such as spirit cooking, the despair code, chaos magick etc
>we post knowledge
>we
So what do YOU got OP?
>>18335816
evidently no catalog function, or they'd probably head on over to the regular occultism/magic thread.
Picrelated is all you need to know
I am soon going to be face to face with death itself, any encouraging words? i have been looking forward to this moment my entire life, but for some reason i am unsure. please fellow anons, help me find peace in death.
>>18335792
You approach it like you would anything in life, through glory of Slaanesh.
>>18335797
sure?
>>18335792
You did what you could,
and that is enough.
Godspeed, and it was nice knowing you, even if only for a moment.
>be yesterday
>doin some /x/ shit at this haunted cemetery with fellow anon
>broad daylight bout 3pm
>cemetery is very rural, down a dirt road, that's down a gravel road
>gates are open, open to the public, has historic marker plaque
>i visit places like this all the time
>be photographing
>walk around looking for the oldest grave
>walk the perimeter taking pics
>come to a fallen part of the cemetery fence
>cross over back into the cemetery
>time to leave
>green pickup pulls up
>noshit.jpg
>black dude gets outta the truck
>what u doin?
>uh nothing....looking at the cemetery
>dude pulls out an all black .44 with gold or silver detailing glinting in the sun
>oh shit anon he has a gun
>rests it on the fence, points it at us
>why don't u come over here and talk to me
>nope.gif
>I turn and make a b line for my car
>cmon anon
>jump in car and drive away all tactical and shit
>sliding around hairpin curves on a gravel road
>dont know if he followed because of dust cloud
A couple things. This happened in rural Texas. Something told me to move my car from where I had originally parked. Had I not done this my car would have been about 20 feet feom where he was standing.
The spookiest thing at this supposedly haunted cemetery and road was a gun wielding maniac. Be safe out there anons.
Probably just a cook site or something related nearby lol.
>>18335841
Maybe. He didn't seem sober.
Anyone got any other graveyard related stories?
I'm looking for a YouTube channel thats basically some weird kid doing how to videos that are really creepy and unsettling. I cant remember the name or anything and I cant find a single video anymore, all I know is that he was quite young, and I think one of his videos involved him stacking a few pieces of wood in his house, and one of them he was out near a reservoir or something that was next to a road, he was teaching you how to get water when you're stranded.
Im pretty sure his last video involved him summoning a demon or some shit, and its a really distorted video of a fire for most of it.
Anyone know how I can find it?
>>18335427
https://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic
>>18335502
comedy gold
>>18335502
yeah dude thats /totally/ it
So basically I scare people or give them nightmares.
Like people don't pick up fights with me. When I dress up for halloween they always find it creepy and ask me to take off my mask. When I walk softly I startle people as I appear next to them. When I walk in my heavy boots, people tell me that I spooked them with that intentfull heavy footsteps behind them. On and on. One of my exes had nightmares about me for a while and became thraumatised as in go-to-the-shrink level.
I dress normal. I am rather good looking. Only thing is that all my dreams and daydreams include.extreme violence. Can they sense it?
Similar experiances? Ideas?
>>18335396
Youre a fucking faggot
certified spooky
some old lady gave me pic related while i was working
is it new age bullshit or am I gonna be possessed by some crazy demon motherfucker?
It's too late. You've already been Jewdiated.
>>18335308
It's good vibes.
she said it was an intuition charge if that means anything
The reason why we've never encountered aliens:
Once life anywhere in the universe reaches its most advanced stage, it accidentally wipes out all other life on earth, and becomes smart enough to realize that reproduction is pointless.
>>18335282
>Once life anywhere in the universe reaches its most advanced stage
OK, Planet Zorp11 seven galaxies over reaches 'the most advanced stage'. The reason given why it can't advance more OP will explain with step next.
>it accidentally wipes out all other life on earth,
Whoa, then on Zorp11 does something and kills everyone on Earth? OK, if OP says so.
>and becomes smart enough to realize that reproduction is pointless.
So when Zorp11 accidentally kills everyone here they're so filled with remorse they quit fucking or however they reproduce there and die out!? Wow.
Then it starts all over, Earth repopulates, guess we keep fucking even when we're all dead, then some other place reaches 'the most advanced state' and it starts again.
Wow OP. You're a deep one.
>>18335347
No, as in, no other species left. Animals are already going extinct at a never before-seen rate thanks to human activity.
>>18335282
Why you assume we've never encountered aliens?
That's just unreal to propose.