Are there any creepy/weird podcasts out there? Not looking for Welcome to Night Vale type stuff, more so /x/ type conspiracy stuff, things that sound like sleeper agent orders, or tin foil hat wearing people ranting.
Joe Rogan does a podcast
>>18338471
Freeman Fly
http://blogs.abc.net.au/files/mp-bongo-air-1.mp3
This is good
Hey /b/, I've been a science fag for 20 years and I want to get into magic and paranormal shit. Any reccomendations? I'm noob as fuck.
>>18338440
Yes, don't waste your time on this pedantic metaphilisophistral vici fishi mumbo hullabaloodoo
Books are made of a substance which was once alive, and is now dead
Shame on you who scratched curses on paper and yet pays no mind to the billowing lives which produce thy own bloodtinge
>>18338440
>20 years
Dude you need first to unprogram yourself first .
Do mindfulness meditation for 6 months first, no reading, no studying, just daily meditation with no pourpose for 6 months, then if want came back for more advice, or follow your instics and let everything unfolds.
>>18338440
start with flat earth
Here you go have fun don't ask me how I found it
>>18338393
Why is it called a flag if it's just a 2-dimensional image?
>>18338393
wasn't this posted unedited in a thread a couple of days ago?
FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
No.
>>18338362
Um.. yes.
>>18338361
The Mire shifts and stirs, it heaves forth unto thee
the warmth of thy spirit gives rise to the sunken souls, and they rise to meet their maker, and thou would seeketh thy own
but surely you know about the mire
How do I tap into my vampirism. How can I suck energies as I am a first time awakened psychic vampire .also. drop some knowledge about vampirism
>>18338273
You a dog
>>18338273
>psychic vampire
jesus christ... just stop dude
yeah faggot you have to at least actually drink blood
Russia, Mali, Israël
Moscow, Menaka, Jerusalem.
Moscow = 6 letters
Jerusalem = 9 letters
Menaka = 6 letters
total = 21
n° of the beast = 616
6 + 1 + 6 = 13
21-13 = 8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_(number)
Russia = 6 letters
Mali = 4 letters
Israël = 6 letters
total = 16
n° of the beast = 616
6 + 1 + 6 = 13
16-13 = 3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_(number)
Pure coincidence?
This also works in french.
>>18338098
It's coincidence. With enough mathematical manipulation, you can make anything look like anything, take a basic statistics course.
Also the number of the beast is 666 dipshit.
>>18338175
If you substract 3 protons and 8 neutrons to lead, it makes gold.
The number of the beast is 616 (Nro).
666 is for Nero. It was revised.
Guys, anyone know where I can find some creepy forest stories like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/
Brilliant reads. Some one them spooked me the fuck out.
I need more of this kind
That's some good shit, thanks for posting. I don't have anything to contribute regarding those kind of stories, only "regular" greentext-stories of goatmen or cryptids.
>we've been reduced to sharing plebbit fanfiction
My how far we've fallen
Bumping for interest
>decide to get a fish tank (150l)
>start with sparce plants and seeds in soil
>buy 50 shrimps
>shrimps are swimming all over the place
>next day, no shrimp to be found
>check everywhere, even in the filter, no dead bodies
>as plants become dense, see the occasional shrimp here or there, max. 2 at a time
>buy fish
>fish dont vanish, chill in plants
>cut the plants
>next morning 2 fish missing, check everywhere again
>have realization that plants were hiding animals from predator
>maybe some rodent sneaks into my room or something
>put tape on the edges of the lid
>next morning tape is ripped
>3 fish missing
>shit my pants, something is snacking them at night
>repeat 2 times, fish vanish and tape rips each night
>lock door to room before night
>fish tank untouched
>something that can operate doors and lift the lid is eating my fish
>what do, is it cryptid or spirit???
>>18338014
I'd be about 99% sure it's a cat who lives in your house
Now how about that?
There's a cat who's been living in your house for months and even now you do not notice
Just setup a camera... the camera will be able to record what happens since your shrimps and fishes are 100% flesh and real.
The other option is to freak out and come up with wacky scenarios
you are really lucky you got a bobbit worm in your tank
you know who this is.
who is the main programmer/handler?
it's about time this gets explained.
>>18337969
That would most likely be Sally McKenna, the writer of the B in Apartment 23
>>18337971
assuming this is even remotely true, why did i get chosen for this? i never signed onto anything. did someone else sell me out?
>>18337980
Yes someone traded you for a carton of menthol cigarettes, which are more expensive than regular cigarettes
What do you think of this guy?
>>18337967
About a 4/10
>>18337970
Is there anyone with better videos to watch or should I just stick to reading things
I am very new to this and all of the texts people have given me are very specific, this guy gives an overviews so I thought learning that would be good before diving into specific texts
Unless you were talking about his looks
>>18337967
he seems to think everyone in the spiritual community is a solipsist or satanist. he's pretty polarized. but that's just what i was able to gather from a few of his vids so maybe he's got good stuff but don't fall for any of his fear mongering.
Anyone have any more information on these amazing creatures? All I know is that their eyes glow! This one isn't moving but clearly still alive in the footage.
>>18337926
You watched a video of hunters murdering someone and standing around and filming it until it died?
>>18337926
Footage link?
>>18337930
Are you serious was that a snuff film? I didn't know rigamortis worked that fast.
I am going to a 10 day meditation retreat next week.
10+ hours of meditation per day, no speaking or eye contact with others, no electronics, nothing.
>https://www.dhamma.org/en/about/code
What should I do to prepare and to make the most of my time there?
Please post any experiences you have with retreats.
>>18337923
Smuggle in Monsters
How much did it cost you?
I'd rather rent a remote cabin and meditate by myself. You'd have to pay me to go to a retreat with people who enjoy being seen "meditating."
I've opened myself to demonic possession many times throughout my life. Nothing has happened thus far.
None of it is real.
>>18337843
Speak for yourself. Worked for me. Opening yourself to it isn't the only thing you need, you need someone to actually WANT to possess you. Lol. If I were a demon I wouldn't possess you either.
>>18337844
Great, so none of them want me. Fuck me I guess.
>>18337843
>an apple hasn't fallen on my head
>gravity isn't real
tell me more about The Yellow King /x/
>>18337836
You mean the yellow king from HP lovecraft ?
>>18337836
The king in yellow is one of the avatars used by Lord Hastur to spread insanity. To see him without his robes and mask would drive a mortal man to the brink of madness.
To view the sign of the king in yellow is to allow him to make contact with you. It is also used by his cult for their symbol.
>>18337859
Idk my sister was some kinda weeb type chick, totally crazy. Mentioned the yellow king a couple times. I'm not OP tho
i got 20k in savings.
my life is not much of a thrill
now my quesion for you (((X)))
how should i invest this 20k in exploring the paranormal.
should i go to the antarctic to try to find the nazi settlements?
how would you use my money to explore the unknown?
>>18337772
I would use the money to open up an animal shelter because the thought of dogs and cats dying alone in the woods just fills me with sorrow.
I want to be there when they die
>>18337777
>Checked
>>18337777
20k is not enough to open a shelter man.
also how that is (((x)))?
like i want to know if paranormal is real. dont have that much time left man. i will be donzo soon.