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>>18339635
Why do people call your name irl?
To divert your current attention and focus it elsewhere.

>>18339643
but this is a disembodied voice, not a person IRL.

Does it tell you not to fuck babies? Because, that is what my voice is trying to tell you. Real life shit though, I heard my cat talking on a big trip.

>>18339623
You're just stupid, anon. It's okayl

>be cable guy for a living
>fix the internet at some muslim family (which were very nice to me)
>they offer me water, a pear and 2 apples
>eat pear and drink the water, ask if I ca take the 2 apples with me
>go sit in my truck which is parked in a dark street and proceed to browse my phone
>after a few minutes, a homeless man carrying a bag on each shoulder walks in front of my truck

He had a cap on and a hoodie, was walking perpendiculary. The thing is he slowed down when he was right in front of me, and waved at me... while looking straight ahead like a horse, he never turned his head. I didn't even see his face and I'm suprised he even saw me, as he had his hoodie on and it was a really dark street.
And I felt it. I felt the holy spirit, which feels like a warm river is flowing in my guts, with goosebumps.
I felt so happy, I felt like I had to do something about this. So I got out of my truck a few minutes after and headed to where he was walking (he basically had a tent in on the grass.next to this abandonned building (right next to my truck)

I told him;
>hey! Come here!
What do you want?
>I have something for you
He proceeds to walk towards me. I reach into my pocket, and while my hand is still inside he says "an apple"
>those are tough times
Give him the apple. Reach into my other pocket and hand him a 20$ bill given as tip from another.customer.
"I can't accept that"
>No! Take it! You need it more than I do
Thank you
>God bless

So that it's. Btw I've never said "God bless" to anyone in my life

>>18339623
Sounds like a form of Psychosis

>>18339599
All the money went to the interwebs

INTERNET KILLED THE TELEVISION SCORE

It's not perfect but it's far from bad. There is lots of spookiness and I hope they do more creepypastas with the series.

Whoever plays the main character is the worst fucking actor I've seen in a while

>>18339547
http://www.iqape.com/test.php

Look up iq ape. I promise you, you will be legitimately pissed off if you try to communicate with this AI.

I think it was made by aliens or some crazy shit that wants to fuck with us.

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>>18339592
Real fuckin dumb.

>>18339592
Or just retarded humans.

>>18339457
Don't get them to make you kiss the goats ass.

>>18339463

No goat was involved in my 1st degree, i was glad i wore clean underwear like i was told though.

I'm in the same boat. I want to believe but struggle. I just became an entered apprentice, so I have quite a ways to go until I am at Scottish rite.

sounds cool.

>>18339448
What a fucking abuse of prayer.

Get an alarm clock. They're cheap!

>>18339448
yeah sure go tell a dead person to fuck with your sleep lets see how that goes. the fuck.

I'm sure some people believe it is.

Very real.. tread carefully

Don't summon Andras ever

>>18339435
Yes.

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>>18339408

>>18339408
I'm just thinking we need to meme these kids hard?

The Trump kids need good memes.

>>18339408
>Be a kid
>Late at night way past your bed time
>Creepy pedo liberals keep harassing you because you look tired
Grow up, you statertots, leave that poor boy alone.

Gnosis is the knowledge of spiritual mysteries. But, from what I've heard a state of gnosis is a great knowing of a lot of things. Like that one time I found one of the elder gods. (Not Lovecraft)

I don't really know what it could be used for besides telling cool stories or maybe figuring out a problem that many have searched for. I don't really know how to get into a state of gnosis, maybe meditation or possibly it just comes to you like an epiphany.

>>18339374
Sorry I didn't really explain it too well, but there is a little more about it. Try googling.

>>18339319
In other words: IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>18339319
Stp being delusional, Jesus never existed

>>18339331
Jesus is a thoughtform exactly like KEK

>>18339309
ur already dead. wake up

>>18339314
im trying

>>18339309
looks like a candle in a dark room from the top. friend is trying to set the mood, op.

>>18339278
a hack

I think it's really fuckin weird that this board is so ready to believe in alien visitation, succubi, magic and bullshit, but as soon as a conspiracy is within the realms of our understanding of reality, it's criticized heavily.

Graham Hancock and the people like him who work on unveiling the civilization that collapsed 11,500 years ago are doing awesome work. Guess what retards, it doesn't require magic, it has substantial evidence for it's validity and it's well within the realm of our known reality.

But by all means go back to thinking magic is real instead.

>>18339449
I'll agree with this anon. Hancock's ideas are really interesting. My only problem is that a lot of his evidence for this lost civilization is conjecture based on circumstantial "anomalies" and unexplained mysteries. I'd like to see some evidence that's a little more concrete. Surely we'd have some artifacts of some kind from this ancient "mother" civilization of some kind, even outside of antarctica.

One of*

Fake and gay.

>>18339230
where

>babies first geometry lesson
Autist Coloring Book Edition

That isn't paranormal but thanks anyway.

>>18339229
Ok anon. Spirographing is for nerdfags

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>>18339135
I suggest you put it in your butt

>>18339135
What kind of cactus is it and have you been eating any of it?

>>18339135
move the fucking cactus somewhere else??????????????????????????????