Can anybody read it? What's it say?
>>19502338
"CHECK THESE DUBS"
>>19502338
Is your gf intelligent but lazy by any chance?
>>19502338
Looks like she fancys giving handjobs to you in public?
Any good ARG's out there ?
>>19502298
Well, I doubt this will go anywhere, but I recently found this channel by the name of "Marie D", and by the URL, it was originally named "dzlzrd" which is "dizzy lizard" shortened. here is the URL:https://www.youtube.com/user/dzlzrd/videos
This channel has made dozens(likely over a hundred) of videos that are strange and make absolutely no sense, usually consisting of video clips/pictures and sound effects/text to speech put together.
The channel also has a good couple webcam videos mostly of a young child using an outdated computer.
After looking further into this channel, the first couple of videos uploaded were around 11 to 10 years ago, and were of a woman who liked dancing, and some memorial videos. These videos abruptly ended, and then about 4 years later(6 years ago) these strange videos began to appear. These videos were posted until about 2013, then the videos suddenly stopped, and there hasn't been a post on the channel since.
Me and my friend decided to begin an investigation, if you are interested in researching this channel, please help us out, it would be wonderful to me to get some answers about what this channel is about.
What can you tell me about it
>>19502477
pretty much everything I said above is what I know so far.
I've always laughed at threads of people being unsettled at alternate realities merging/switching up with our timelines.
My parents just found a parking ticket from airport berlin-tegel dated 08/25/17 burger format. There is no explanation as to HOW this is possible, keeping in mind we live 200km away from berlin and noone was there in years. I cannot laugh this one off because it is impossible in a mind boggling manner
>>19502110
good pic, lahey is good fren
idk anon.
idk anymore
maybe someone dropped it who is not in your senpai
maybe this object is an "artifact", like in Donnie Darko. basically this object signifies that you are in a paralell fake universe, and the real one will be destroyed, UNLESS you kill yourself.
tl;dr
kys
>>19502130
I wish people spent as much time discrediting all the Christ/God discussions as much as they did Flat Earth and Mandela.
Are they really gonna purify us, /x/?
>>19502110
Keep laughing, life will only make you the punchline
South korean alien? currently streaming on youtube
youtube com/watch?v=CFc8PFS6slo
fake shit, just a chinese guy wanting to generate clicks...he also has horse-like teeth...kek
>>19502083
im only watching if u promis his going to eat and entire dog
>>19502479
he's posessed by a demon
Thoughts on medium shows? How legit do you think they are?
>>19502058
>How legit do you think they are?
>Anything on TV shows
>legit
choose one
>>19502058
If it's on the glowing box, it's not true
Is it not supernatural, why is it not on /x/?
They type here the says about the stick and the stone they are wond casters prancin in a field but there were pricklies growin also.
_______
Who is the one, who gives you your ID every post? Who is the one? Did you pick host? You can't pick your ID thus every time you post you click on whos captchas? Whos "I'm not a robot?" and whos ID?
>Can you kill the generator, "4chan Host Master" who is not, my master but that's the server by english alphabetical select font default ink to paper translation.
>4chan is the problem /pol/ is going to rid the internet from. They type about chaos, shall they not also get it?
Seeing through numerically created coincidences.
>>>/pol/139251283
I seen two under the sun, who stayed away from the screen many acceptable moments throughout the day, yet they said we know not what they live or how but we are I and they are as them and thy neighbor is as thy left and right what are they doing? So I say that
>everything you've been looking at from a screen has always been solid in your mind, but away from the screen even as you look now is more as the suns rays giving warmth to the body and life to flowing blood. What have ye, at the end of the day so we warned them all, that there are great days to come, yet, to others, terrible days to come.
>>19501985
Did he make a point or does he have to post the "what did he mean by this?" meme?
>>19502012
>2012
I still remember that.
Let me tell you guys about my recent shroom trip.
>take mushrooms in the woods with two friends
>been working on meditation and chakra balancing for a while
>sit on rock in lotus position with sun shining right on me
>I close my eyes when I start peaking
>I see Aztec/Mayan people and symbols. Seems that they are trying to tell me something
>Start seeing demi gods from ancient civilizations. They look like Dr. Manhattan just not blue and dressed in Egyptian like gold clothing
>I feel possessed by them
>Filled with incredible amount of divine energy
>Realize there is no good or evil
>Feelsbad because I feel that is what makes me human and not having the assurance of an objective "good" felt spooky
>Friends tell me It looked like I was completely enlightened and I had this intense glow
>Come down from peak and start bawling my eyes out
>Worry how I will ever live normal life after what I just saw/felt
>After 2 hours ego reconstructs itself and I go back to "normal"
Can what I experienced be achievable with meditation alone?
Seems like its a never ending cycle of trying to find the "truth". Should I try taking more shrooms? This is the first time I've ever had a profound spiritual experience on psychedelics.
it can be done. there is a specific method which can make you astral project. in that realm you can come across alot of spoopy shit.
Does anyone else read these drug threads and just think people put too much importance on hallucinating when tripping balls?
Can be done, shit there is people in world who have done nothing but meditated their whole life, they tell they are not much like normal humans are anymore
What was their message can you elobrate
How do I get a GHOST MASSAGE?
Go to Asian Ghost Spa.
Here's the thing, i know all this is just for fun like magic, djinn, spirits etc. But why do important people of the world all do that child sacrificial bullshit? And what about praising that owl at Bohemian Grove? Both are 100% real but... why?
We have to spot LOOKING for some conspiracies that are already true and start asking why the fuck it's actually happen. How can some of the worlds smartest minds literally do the most retarded thing humanly possible and praise a fucking owl statue, and fuck, mutilate, and sacrifice babies? We know they do... but why?
How can i believe that all of this ghosts and magic and illuminati shit is just for fun when they' literally feed us the information we need? What about those CIA PAPERS that were POSTED, not leaked showing how they had remote viewing on mars and they saw colonies on mars and shit, like what the fuck is going on.
>>19501756
They dont
badda bing badda boom
>>19501756
pic related
>>19501756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pnt-mghqnM
That great truth called reality does exist but no one else can show it to you, you can only show it to yourself. You must see that all perceived reality being our thoughts and feelings is an illusion created by time and that time is the enemy of man. So every second of every day you are giving into your enemy rather than just being able to perceive what is real. When this statement hits you, that nothing in your conscious life has anything to do with what is actually reality, by grace of having absolutely zero attachments psychologically to anything you see reality for the first time. And the first time is the only time you need to see it.
>>19501619
To do this you must first ask yourself: What is reality? Is it a state of being or perspective? There is no singular idea or theory that would be correct because we have yet to understand and define reality.
A driving force that has the potential to override all opposing beleifs. But boy does it make you hella compulsive...
>>19501607
There's a reason (((they))) try to beat it out of children in school
Yesterday night I was alone at home, laying down to sleep. I cover my face with my blanket and hear a person screaming really loud, like it was RIGHT by my side. Of course I jumped off my bed and there was nothing in the room. What could have happened?
>>19501592
>What could have happened ?
you forgot to take your meds dipshit
You forged something out of your memory. Depending on the time, sleep deprivation probably got to you in the process of starting to sleep, where your thoughts are pretty active. Same thing happened to me last night actually. I thought I heard my dad knocking, but he wasn't there. In summary, sleep deprivation/memory manipulation (of your own doing).
Exploding head syndrome.
COULD IT BE POSSABLE THAT I AM ACTUALLY AN ALLIEN CAPTURED FROM OUTERSPACE BRAINWASHED TO THINK HES HUMAN?
IF SO THEN MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN HIDING THIS FACT FROM ME THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE LIFE, SHOULD I KILL THEM?
>>19501415
What is yoour goal? Punishment?
take your fucking meds kid
>>19501415
Yes.
You also have a chip in your head that offers you human appearence. If you want to turn into an alien again you have to shoot until you get it
Hey /x/ my mom is a super religious nut who goes to an African Church (where they scream at demons to die) and she is divorced from my dad who she claims does voodoo and is in an occult, now although I don't believe he's a wizard or whatever my mom claims him to be, there are some odd things that have happened in our lives
> dad claims to be "mystic christian" he is in the Rosicrucian
>after cleaning dads belongings find goats blood
>He used to make good money but it would always go missing
>Used to receive pamphlets (shown in pic)
>Used to wake up at 3 am often
>My dad was persistent that our family had more boys (have four siblings, and he said when my mom was pregnant with the third said she'd have to get pregnant again until she had another boy)
>he was super calm and never lost his cool (he would light up incense and meditate a lot)
I am sure there are more stories I could post but I don't really trust my mom with her accounts of the stories because she's obviously deep in the crazy African church thing.
Does anyone have any idea what the Rosicrucian are or have a none biased view on it also on my moms crazy African church.
also the pamphlets he would get were sort of like that he would also get some with a guy meditating with a third eye on it couldnt find a pic
>>19501389
>>My dad was persistent that our family had more boys (have four siblings, and he said when my mom was pregnant with the third said she'd have to get pregnant again until she had another boy)
he had a point there...women are worthless, there are enough of them for re-production, keep them at the minimum, men are more valuable
this is how they pray btw
https://youtu.be/ehM6s2bryGs?t=16m10s
Church starts at 8 am to 1pm
not to mention she goes to church Monday and Thursday 6-9 for bible study
sometimes they have "special praying meetings" meaning that she could go to church for seven days a week going from 10-1am
every week is different
Sounds to me like your dad was into voodoo or witchcraft of some sort