this was just last time I've seen that weirdness again.
the english grammar is either SUDDENLY chopped out with a law or something, or something very drastically changed in a short time.
At first, I was watching a tv show and the woman said to the guy, "why kidnap me?" instad of "why did you kidnap me". I thought that was her shortage on grammar.
Then a tv spokesman was broadcasting news "why clean your house everyday" or something, instead of "why you should clean"
Now a website I've just stumbled says this;
"WHY BUY FROM US" and not; "WHY YOU SHOULD BUY FROM US"
now this started to feel really bizarre because I don't remember hearing/seeing sentences as in this structure in my whole life before. Maybe once or twice.
But it got so much ferquent since last few months that I couldn't bear it anymore and went right here to ask you guys about it.
What the fuck is this and WHY SPEAK THIS WAY?
I'm a man who studies linguistics and this feels so much weird to me.
>>18376849
You went crazy there is a subtle difference in intention among those phrases.
You're an idiot
>>18376849
>WHY SPEAK THIS WAY?
>not "why do they speak this way?"
Was this intentional, or did you just inadvertently show you have the exact same grammar as the people you think aren't speaking correctly?
This is serious messed up conspiracy.
There is an entity and/or high tech crap here wrecking my life since birth.
I've been trapped on this fake internet for ages. Phone numbers and phone lines and stuff are all bull crap and I keep getting redirected to trashy English wasting my time so they don't have to pay for their hate and human rights crimes against me.
None of the people in Canada will help me because they seemingly decided to pretend our lives were for their amusement.
Can anyone help me get away from this continent and contact international authorities?
>>18376848
Poe's Law is in full effect here,folks. I can't tell if this is a troll or someone who is legitimately schizophrenic. Or maybe just a non-English speaker who used Google Translate?
>>18376848
Yes.
Seek professional help and don't forget to take your meds.
>>18376860
It's a legit schizo who feels that a whole country (Canada and its citizens) wants to ruin his life.
Watch it, in a few minutes he's gonna call both of us "filthy pig retarded faggots" or something similar and continue to talk about his persecution fantasy.
I love this board.
What can you tell me about Vadriel?
>>18376796
Ask your doctor for a list of side-effects.
>>18376800
If you have an evocation that lasts for more than six hours contact a doctor.
>>18376796
Can any Hebrew speakers here at least explain the name? I understand the -riel part means "-of God", but I don't know what the "Vad-" part means.
Why don't skeptics or atheists get possessed by demons?
They do. The cult of science demon.
>they just have """"medical""" problems
autosuggestion
>>18376724
>Why don't skeptics or atheists get possessed by demons?
They do and call it schizophrenia.
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Kennedy...
>>18376703
Good night,
male,
29
Scorpio
I will succeed in leaving my country?
ty ;D
why was the old div thing deleted?
did anyone have any luck in the jitejifejo succubus ritual?
results?
x is really dead here isn't it
>>18376741
>x is really dead here isn't it
/x/ just wants the same old things that get posted over and over and over again -- anything else gets ignored, attacked, or deleted
>>18376696
I haven't tried it, great threads. I want to believe.
Do you think there's any possible way to access an alternate universe let alone to switch places with an alternate version of you I'd be interested in hearing theories and experiences
In an alternate universe this would be a popular thread
https://home.cern/about/physics/extra-dimensions-gravitons-and-tiny-black-holes
I found this short article interesting.
There are fictional recordings of a Cern employee whistle-blowing about secret experiments forcing gobs of power into the LHC and producing strangeness. I never got past the first part.
>>18376701
I have it saved on my laptop, a how to guide which involves getting two mirrors creating an infinity effect and focusing on a candle, but that's more about turning a sort of dial so the you that you switch places with switches with you, I've thought about replicating the experiment but carving a symbol on my wall, no symbol alternate universe
Hi everyone. Since you guys are quite knowledgeable in regards to Magic, i would like to know if there are ways to change my physical appearance such as my height, my facial aesthetics, or anything else that is apart of my body. Thank you. And yes i am aware i could work out but what about things that would otherwise need surgery to be changed or that could not be changed at all like height.
>>18376665
You have to use low magic, but that is a journey of knowledge, culture, and wisdom.
enter the gym and stop eating junk food. Bathe. Any other spell won't do anything for you. And all that comes around goes around. There are spells that make you prettier, but once they wear off you become uglier than before; and once you use them again you'll be less pretty than in the last time's result.
If you're retarded, look up for Glamour spells. Else just enter the gym and take care of yourself.
>>18376665
Sorry bud but that stuff doesn't real. I wish it was tho ;_;
I know that I'm probably shadow banned because everytime I post anything majorly thought provoking i never get a single reply.
I have a thought experiment to do with science and when trying to prove / disprove people who have psychic abilities.
I'll use telekinesis as an case study for my thought experiment.
The proof of psychic abilities is loosely defined as a person being able to exert a force by thought or willpower alone.
In any such case where anyone who claims to have said abilities he will no doubt be examined by other humans.
If the experiment was conducted with the intention of actually determining if PEOPLE have this ability instead of just a singular claiment, then the experiment would have to take into considering that those involved in the experiment would also be exerting a force upon any object within the experiment. This is due to the object being the subject of the people involved in the experiments thoughts or willpower.
This would mean to me that these experiments are not unbiased and all fail to take this into account rendering the expirment null and void.
I believe that these experiments should be undertaken with the same kind fo care that any quantum experiment would be performed where everything should be done to isolate observers and their intents and willpowers from the objects being tested.
Evidence which backs this hypothesis is that any scientist who seeks to prove that people really do have these abilities usually has produced studies which support the evidence that paranormal abilities DO EXIST.
Although, when peer reviewed by less enthusiastic scientists it alwasy will show the opposite as the overall intent is that the experiment should fail.
I'm not questioning the validity of any previous experiments but I would like to perhaps discuss ways in which paranormal abilities could be tested without breaking the paradox that anyone involved in such an experiment is able to influence the outcome because they also are theoritically be able to exert a psychic force.
TLDR
If you really want to test the hypothesis that telekinesis is true then it should be at least assumed that it is true and that the testers willpower can pollute any results.
All currently accepted proof that paranormal abilities do not exist have been performed using this flawed model where the scientists inherent psychic ability flawed the test in favour of the outcome that doesnt challenge their worldview.
>>18376662
>I know that I'm probably shadow banned because everytime I post anything majorly thought provoking i never get a single reply.
here
don't spend it all in one place
>>18376662
>I know that I'm probably shadow banned because everytime I post anything majorly thought provoking i never get a single reply.
Did you ever think you aren't as thought-provoking, profound or 'woah so deep man' as you think you are?
Here's your (you) anyways
Anyone know anything about the Order of Nine Angles.
And how do I go about joining them?
>>18376649
Poserrrrrrz
If you're sincere we will find you.
>>18376649
Bullshit. Stay away.
Has anyone know what is this thin who i dreamed ????
Ordu. next question
>what is this thin
cancer
what the fuck is pic related, /x/?
some old lady gave it to me on the street, told me it was an intuition charge.
is it serious or just hippy bullshit?
it's seems to be a laminated piece of paper
>>18376603
Do an evocation with it and see what shows up
>>18376603
bro be careful, that's sacred geometry, one wrong move and BLAM, your mind is blown.
So, I'm calling an exorcist tomorrow, to join in the battle against the dark and I'm being hunted by demonic lord.
Everything is popping and there is a evil feeling in the room.
What do I do? Just power through?
>>18376550
obviously you havent been on /x/ for the past 5 years. you have to masturbate. It makes the whole situation super akward for any and all demonic or evil presences and they get the fuck out. It's too ez.
>>18376550
>>/tg/
>>18376564
Hahaha, that would probably work. You're right, I'm new here.
Still, given that I'm joining with Christians, would that be acceptable? I'm practicing Nofap.
If you believed anything alien related happened yesterday, then you've just never experienced a hoax before.
Yes, but a damn good hoax.
It would be a shame for somebody to put all that effort into a hoax, only for nobody to believe it, doncha' think?
>>18376534
how much are they paying you
>>18376534
What is this?
Is Psychic Surgery Fake or Real? What if the Psychic Surgeon is a Native Shaman? I know people like James Randi likes to hire stage magicians to imitate the real thing but so far this particular healer has been very consistent and has a high success rate compared to non indigenous Psychic Surgeon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFJiiv0mEA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xy53Un2AXpU
Fake
It is Fake
BUT it works.
Its like a super placebo the people who are sick get to literally see some black thing getting pulled out of them and if it looks real and felt real their brains react as if it was real. The brain is powerful as fuck. sorry for ruining it for you because now it probably wont work on you but at least im not as big of a dick as james randi ruining it for everyone.