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>op stumbles upon a gay bar

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Here's a far away

I'm not as fat as the shadow shows I swear

>>18465068
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>>18464971
>sometimes i can hear people thinking
>empathic af, can feel pain or joy or any emotions from any other person
> can manipulate "luck"
not sure if that's a superpower, but just applying law of attraction pretty damn good, with some deep meditation and clarity + third eye opened.

>>18464971

There are in fact people with unusual physiological traits. There's this asian dude who can withstand/channel an absurd amount of electricity without being killed, and there's some family in the U.S. that has a bone density that's eight times that of the average human.

But on the other hand, you have people who are so wildly unable to deal with the sun that being out in it for several minutes will -fucking kill them- and people who have an allergic reaction if their skin comes in contact with water.

Genetic variety is actually pretty goddamn insane, and it's a fucking fickle mistress - but there's nothing supernatural about it. It's just how things are.

For example, I have Ehlers Danlos syndrome, and that's saved my ass from a number of broken bones, and allows me to do some really weird bullshit like get through small spaces and bend/twist in ways other people can't, but the trade-offs -SUCK-

As for psychics, we can all conjecture about that. Some people will say yes, some will say no. I don't feel like my own opinion about it is relevant, since no one on this board can -actually- prove it, really, even if they ARE psychic, or so I wouldn't think. And besides, someone who actually is, would probably have the good goddamn sense to keep that under their hood IRL. Frankly, the idea of being black van'd doesn't sound like a fun time to me. And, if such a person theoretically existed, then depending on what they were capable of, I, for one, wouldn't want to risk the idea that such a possibility was real.

>>18465401

Ah, here's a link about said family - they live in Connecticut, specifically, apparently.

http://yalemedicine.yale.edu/autumn2002/news/findings/53806/

Electricity guy, I thought was Chinese, but I looked him up and, unless there's more than one, apparently he's Indian; mostly crappy links, though, so I didn't bother digging through.

The two disorders I mentioned, well, as for the sun one, there's actually different kinds and variations on that, with varying levels of lethality, and the water one you can just google as 'water allergy', pretty much.

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http://occult-world.com/haures-demon/

He's trying to invoke some edgy leapord spirit. He barely drew the sigil correctly, you have nothing to worry about.

>>18464961


Grand-general of hell and commanding 20 legions, Flauros appeared as a leopard. In human form, he had a frightful face with burning eyes. He knows of the past/present/future, can turn demons and spirits against the exorcists.

>>18464315
2edgy4me

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>>18464315
Translation: I have no talent and am too lazy to practice.

I just want the most unique tone.

>>18464277
> Bg 5.4 — Only the ignorant speak of devotional service [karma-yoga] as being different from the analytical study of the material world [Sāṅkhya]. Those who are actually learned say that he who applies himself well to one of these paths achieves the results of both.
>Bg 5.5 — One who knows that the position reached by means of analytical study can also be attained by devotional service, and who therefore sees analytical study and devotional service to be on the same level, sees things as they are.

>>18464931
>...and this is true happiness.
> so harmonious it is timeless.
>>18464277
let's perform analysis :
>Where ? :
define locality in the universe or multiverse
>Will you
too assertive.
>be
ok
>When
does not apply : timeless, present.
science : science needs wisdom, and with wisdom science is easy and benefits the whole universe until the point of you transcend science ;)
>the tool
see above the complementary relation "one of the tools, and the sum of the parts gives emergence to the tool, and this understanding transcends the tool"
>"that ultimately and undeniably"
so we are on logic terrain now : check Kurt Godel's work.
>God
transcendental (not mundane) yet accessible through mundanity. timeless. unbound, math would say infinite... however we give ranks to the infinites.. so make a set of all the infinites, and the empty set, you are pretty much close, but asymptotically...
>standing in the sidelines is not an option : understood.
>lukewarm, neither hot nor cold
undestand that heat is full spectrum, from the lowest tempertature to the highest. does lowest and highest share something in common ? i think so. so, where does lukewarm stands, where is reference point and measure ?
>science is doing discovering God's creation
Well it plays a part in it for sure. see above.
> Nothing about science can ever...
check logic and Godel's work again. (consistency, proof, truth, completeness, uncompleteness)
>Excuse : none !
>Final Red Pill : for the moment it's asymptotical.
>darkness of ignorance -> there is a better image for ignorance : delusion.

have a nice day.
peace.

>>18464277
That's not how science works.

>>18464132
There apparently cursed or something. from things I've read they act similar to undead.

>>18464132
You could just fucking google it, you dense faggot limp dick shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F7U7nSAU5Q

>>18464073

I'm not sure... it's all very strange. There was a short break there early this month and something just told me that 2016 wasn't done yet. I just knew... then George Michael and Carrie Fisher died.

The sad thing is, I wasn't really surprised. It used to be that there was genuine shock when these caliber of people died, now it's like... "Huh, wow, that's crazy." Still sad, but not nearly as shocking.

>>18464073
It hasn't started yet.
This is just the prologue, wait until 2017

>degenerate drug addicts being raptured first

Yeah, no

>>18463942
This doesn't sound sketchy at all...

>>18463958
Not at all?

>>18463966
It's hard to enunciate sarcasm in text anon.

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>>18463878
>King
Which one was that?
Anyway, the last two months have convinced me: meme magic is real. Lord Kek has risen. My only question is, how long will his reign be, and how will it end?

>>18463878
a Faggot.

You dumb Fucks. If you're older than 20 it's pretty obvious this isn't a solipsistic simulation, as much as you'd like it to be

>>18463836
>solipsistic simulation

Let the light into your life, man.

It's obviously a reality that behaves as it's meant to and doesn't always follow it's own laws. That's what you're really trying to see, right? The computer player cheating for itself?

https://youtu.be/t_RwcGzGurc

God damn it, OP. Learn to deal with your shit.

Not your personal wizards nor it is wise to use magic for your own fuckups.

>>18463354
Fuck off man. It's practically a baby at this point. I'd hate to be a moralfag but get over yourself and deal with the responsibilities in putting your cock in a bitch.

>>18463354
>got a girl pregnant
wow what a faggot all you have to do is pull out and you couldn't even do that right

OP can tell if he likes people or not when he meets them = MUST BE PARANORMAL!!!!

>>18463117
it's not that i can tell if someone likes me or dislikes me, i can almost see through them

>>18463128
you have mastered the ancient and forbidden tongue of body language, mannerisms, and facial expressions

Yep , that's the reason why i am here

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>>18462510
I'm experienced.

>>18462510
>be 2000
>Be me be 12
>home alone
>doing my homework like in the living room like an average kiddo
>suddenly i feel uneasy
>i have no ide where that feeleing came from
>sitting there with my nerves and senses tightened and looking around from the couch what could cause me to go DEFCON level 6
>nothing than i look at the bathroom door (opposite end of the couch)
>the handle slowly turns and the door opens
>at this point i was basicly praying that "please let there be someone on the other side of it please please please"
>the door fully opened
>there.... was...nobody...there
>than the door slammed closed
>i basicly run outside barefoot and waited there till my mom got home
still got goosebumps if i think about it

bumperooni

sigil magick Is the only kind of magick I've gotten to work actually.
I haven't tried many different ones but I kinda have a feel for sigils.
they're really finicky though starting out. you never really know if you charged it right so essentially you just have to be confident you did and it'll work out.
my biggest success was cancelling one of my midterms in a class I hated.
I casted the sigil and the teacher came in class incredibly sick and decided he was just going to give us 100s cause we were good in lab (theater tech class)
however I've tried many times to use sigil magick to cure my various sicknesses I get over winter, to little avail. Sigils work for little things you want, so I'd suggest creating a Sigil to get her to notice you, and recasting it every few days.
recasting a Sigil generally helps for me in the bigger requests though I've never used a Sigil for love so the "rules" of it might be different

>>18461726
I made one to attract a pet cat but hasnt worked yet maybe i should jizz on it next full moon.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I WILL TURN YOU FOR A PRICE.

>>18460538

Well, how do I put this for you... Vampires don't really exist.

>>18460541
I live in Eastern Europe and my name is Vlad.

Not sharing my country since i might move but i am a Slav