Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 1644. page

I was interested in lucid dreams and astral projection and I tried it for weeks until finally I got some lucid dreams (any astral projection, I doubt they're a thing other than a lucid dream)

They're bullshit. They dissapear pretty easy. You can't wish a thing and make it happen. 99% of times you get conscious and your deal is to try not to wake up in the 5 minutes maximum it lasts.

Fun fact; now I get about 2/3 lucid dreams per week without even trying it. Also I got a bit of exploding head syndrome and more tendence to sleep paralysis.

Next time you wake up from regular sleep, stay STILL and DO NOT open your eyes, not even a tiny bit

The trick is to not let your body "switch" from third-eye view into regular vision. So you wake up and stay still, then you try to visualize stuff. Start playing with your third eye. You will soon reach a state in which you can transition into astral travel or lucid dream. Just follow any regular guide for either of these once you're in this state

>>18478360
Interest bump

Tell me about my future

I live on a magic diet of dog cum and pine sap. That's why I'm so good at posting weak ass retarded troll threads.

Hell, I'm so stupid I couldn't even spell 'sorcerer' right for my name.

File: Parkin.jpg (192KB, 495x293px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 495x293px

>>18478204

Fucked that up, but whatever. Ask me anything.

I won't be able to post pics for a good long while, until I figure out how to disguise or scrub the identifying data in digital camera pictures, so until then it's pics scraped from Google that remind me of my tender youth.

Saturn

>>18478200
lucifer is sitting in the corner in time out. the beast discovered the secret of light. he is a dark star

shit is going down i repeat shit is going down. put your head in between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

File: 0714101horns1.jpg (48KB, 675x525px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 675x525px

At the this moment it's a bit after 3:00am in New Zealand, but OP figures that /x/ is probably crawling with New Zealandrinas right now who have been waiting for years for someone to ask them about the time they saw a mysterious light in the sky.

The only fuckep up things thats going on there are a bunch of kiwis fucking sheeps.

>>18478174
>4 spelling/grammar errors in one sentence

Anon, when your grade school starts up again after winter break trying paying more attention this time around.

File: Op is more tape.png (1MB, 1200x932px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x932px

After a rather large haul (what he described as a box full), he would a strange tape at the bottom after he was done sorting the others into a tape rack. It was a mix-tape. Yet, it had a cut-out picture pasted to where you would write the name. The picture showed two masked faces standing in the middle of a forest. Something stuck out of the bottom of the picture, as if someone else should be there but scissors took them off. My dad told me he tried to figure out what it was by looking at it but there were no marks or pen to tell what it was. Simply the picture. My dad explained that he thought it was a comedy cassette, something similar to Allan Sherman. I remember him trying to explain why he thought that and, as of what I can remember, it was because he had gotten a lot of dark humor tapes. All these darker comedy tapes had strange covers to them. For example, he once described a tape that's title was literally just "våldtäkt" or "rape" in Swedish. The entire tape was a recorded stand-up comedy with a Swedish man speaking. Apparently? The tape was hilarious.

File: Open is even more tape.png (639KB, 1200x932px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 1200x932px

So, my dad thought nothing of it and slotted it into his walkman. The tape started up and there was nothing, the crackle a microphone as it tries to record silence. My dad waited and waited, he told me he felt "like a retard sitting in the dark" as he waited for the tape to start. Slowly, he listened harder, trying to listen to voices. Slowly, the whisperings of a woman could be heard. My dad described it as noticeable as a mouse squeaking when you're in a bombing raid. She was whispering gibberish, something that didn't make any sense. It wasn't English, yet it wasn't any language that my dad had heard before. Soon, he heard numbers in the gibberish. He grabbed a notebook and wrote them down. As he told me the story, he recalled the numbers with a terrifying accuracy; nine, eight, one, twenty-two, five, two, five, five, fourteen, eighteen, one, sixteen, five, four. He recalled them like an answering machine and it was oddly terrifying to hear him list the numbers. She repeated the whispered numbers a few times until the whispers broke down into tears and sobbing. A quiet, yet piercing crying. it was described like how a dying person would cry to their mother. There was the sound of a door being thrown open and the woman screamed, piercing the headphones with the banshee screech. My dad sat in his dark room in fear as she screamed for a second as a heavy glove covered the microphone and the recording stopped.

File: OP has even more tapes.png (802KB, 932x1200px) Image search: [Google]

802KB, 932x1200px

My dad sat in the dark for a moment, feeling the silence grow on him with a strange heaviness. Slowly, he pulled the tape out of his walkman and placed it down on the table. The next day, he buried it and he won't tell me where.

What do you think, /x/?

File: 1255483365618.jpg (13KB, 223x345px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 223x345px

i do

>>18478065
how many people are in this skype group/is it all /pol/ kek worshippers

>>18478313
Just us so far. I'm not a Kek worshipper, I'm Gnostic.

>>18478059
Bible.

>>18478059
Is House of Leaves /x/? I've heard good things about it, but never read it.

>>18479007

Yeah, it's a common suggestion and definitely one I would consider /x/ appropriate. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is another that comes to mind.

>>18478041
What makes u think 4chan has all the answers?

>>18478052
This board has most of answers. Besides, which board do you think is suitable for this question?

>>18478041
why don't you try to enjoy it?

i tried... i tried so hard to... some of us never had a chance.

It's a bird!

>>18478031
I don't know but it's changing shape.

>>18478039
Like some kind of massive black bubbke

>>18478021
Make a nearby body of water your familiar.

So you're a 30 year old virgin?

>>18478025
I don't think it works that way.

>>18478045
31.

update, I blinked again and saw a flash of bright white light. the anxiety and paranoia seem to be going away, albeit slowly. I highly doubt this is medical or me being paranoid.

I've seen a bright white explosion a few times when falling asleep, they're so bright they take me from almost sleeping to 100% awake but they're not uncomfortable. Pretty weird. But yeah it's just your brain trying to fall asleep, it thought "body is already asleep so might as well give you a dream of a red light - oops wasn't asleep yet, my bad, let's follow it up with some paranoia :D"

>>18477973
alright. I was a bit scared because I rarely get paranoid lol.

Endless sex with 10/10 HBBs with no strings attached.

>>18477905
The eternal salvation of the Abrahamic faiths is an after-thought and results from an absorption of existing mystery faiths in the Mediterranean like mithraism which promised an after-life before christianity did. Funny enough around the time that Christianity added the idea of an eternal salvation they also took over the use of the "secret" underground (literally) mithras temples to avoid roman law that forbid them from practicing openly.

You see this from the root religion of the other abrahamic faiths, judaism, which never promises salvation or any kind of life after death beyond some vague interpretations by theologians who wanted to avoid further insulting the dominant christian societies of their host nations during the enlightenment.

>>18477905
What I'm saying is that eternal salvation is a soothing balm for the oppressed and downtrodden. You are weakened by your belief in Karma, righteousness of reality, and eternal salvation.

The only righteousness that has ever ruled on this earth is strength of arms. If you allow yourself to be abused for promises of a better life when you are dust you are a fool swallowing the oldest lie.

Die for me and live forever.

Sounds similar to a siren. Have you considered summoning one?

>>18477752
You can summon one? and if i did would i be able to gain their ability?

>>18477750
Lana Del Ray is hot. And its not just her voice. You got more to work on OP.

This is a pretty common question OP. Turns out they actually are real. Here, I'll dump some info for you

>A siren is a loud noise making device. Civil defense sirens are mounted in fixed locations and used to warn of natural disasters or attacks. Sirens are used on emergency service vehicles such as ambulances, police cars and fire trucks. There are two general types: pneumatic and electronic.

Many fire sirens (used for calling the volunteer fire fighters) serve double duty as tornado or civil defense sirens, alerting an entire community of impending danger. Most fire sirens are either mounted on the roof of a fire station, or on a pole next to the fire station. Fire sirens can also be mounted on or near government buildings, on tall structures such as water towers, as well as in systems, where several sirens are distributed around a town for better sound coverage. Most fire sirens are single tone and mechanically driven by electric motors with a rotor attached to the shaft. Some newer sirens are electronically driven by speakers, though these are not as common.

Fire sirens are often called "fire whistles", "fire alarms", or "fire horns". Although there is no standard signaling of fire sirens, some utilize codes to inform firefighters of the location of the fire. Civil defense sirens pulling double duty as a fire siren often can produce an alternating "hi-lo" signal (similar to a British police car) as the fire signal, or a slow wail (typically 3x) as to not confuse the public with the standard civil defense signals of alert (steady tone) and attack (fast wavering tone). Fire sirens are often blasted once a day at noon and are also called "noon sirens" or "noon whistles".

>>18477710
kek

>>18477710
>Some time before 1799, the first siren was invented by the Scottish natural philosopher (physicist) John Robison.[3] Robison's sirens were used as musical instruments; specifically, they powered some of the pipes in an organ. Robison's siren consisted of a stopcock that opened and closed a pneumatic tube. The stopcock was apparently driven by the rotation of a wheel.

>In 1819 an improved siren was invented and named by Baron Charles Cagniard de la Tour.[4] De la Tour's siren consisted of two perforated disks that were mounted coaxially at the outlet of a pneumatic tube. One disk was stationary, while the other disk rotated. The rotating disk periodically interrupted the flow of air through the fixed disk, producing a tone.[5][6] De la Tour's siren could produce sound under water,[7] suggesting a link with the sirens of Greek mythology; hence the name of the instrument.[8]

>Instead of disks, most modern sirens use two concentric cylinders, which have slots parallel to their length. The inner cylinder rotates while the outer one remains stationary. As air under pressure flows out of the slots of the inner cylinder and then escapes through the slots of the outer cylinder, the flow is periodically interrupted, creating a tone.[9] The earliest such sirens were developed during 1877–1880 by James Douglass and George Slight (1859–1934)[10] of Trinity House; the final version was first installed in 1887 at the Ailsa Craig lighthouse in Scotland's Firth of Clyde.[11] When commercial electric power became available, sirens were no longer driven by external sources of compressed air, but by electric motors, which generated the necessary flow of air via a simple centrifugal fan, which was incorporated into the siren’s inner cylinder.

>To direct a siren’s sound and to maximize its power output, a siren is often fitted with a horn, which transforms the high pressure sound waves in the siren to lower pressure sound waves in the open air.

OP posts to the ONE board on the world's third largest Cantonese/Korean hybrid Fish Breeders Translation Services Web-based Mega-complex that doesn't speak the language on the piece of trash he found, Jesus OP. Get it together.

春 pronounced "chwun"
It means spring

>>18477678
thank you anon