Alright motherfuckers, let's set the record straight once and for all. What really caused the wow signal?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal
a microwave in the next room
hasnt this already been said?
>>18483707
Swamp gas
>>18483747
You suck at structuring a sentence, kid.
What are some of Scientology's deepest secrets? Do they actually have any worthwhile hidden teachings for their upper levels or are they just completely full of shit?
the mind control techniques they use are very good
and they are good at digging up dirt
>>18483648
I really don't think they have anything that isn't related to the bullshit religion. If you've seen that popular documentary where the BBC guy interviews celebrities who have "unlocked" the knowledge through money it's insane. Something about space aliens falling into volcanos or something.
They act like he's insane because if someone who hears about it without "unlocking" it would explode or some insane shit. I'd expect the same stuff for the higher levels but it would be interesting to hear I guess.
>>18483648
Just anorher CIA operation like Jones town and waco/davidian
is there any well-cited, well-written and documented literature proving existence of an illuminati, outside of shitty websites online and Alex Jones podcasts?
OP, PROVE you are not a two headed squirrel. That should be easy. Provide time stamped photos, expert testimony, documentation, links, something, anything that everyone can trust as true.
Come on OP, prove it.
>>18483638
>is there any well-cited, well-written and documented literature...
Yes.
>outside of shitty websites online
No.
https://isgp-studies.com/index
No. The illuminati can't be proven to exist because nothing can be proven to exist. This is a basic tenant of science; hypotheses cannot be proven positive, only supported or contradicted.
Semantics aside, there is probably no illuminati because there is probably no formal organization of powerful people united under a common goal. What there certainly is, however, is a large, complex, nebulous, de facto network of quiet agreements between powerful individuals behind close doors to further common interests. But a large, complex, nebulous, de facto network is hard to compartmentalize inside our own minds, so we pile every individual it touches into a bucket and give the bucket a name for easier interpersonal communication and easier intrapersonal reconciliation.
It's a lot like how you're moving across the surface of a spinning rock that's spinning around a spinning star that's spinning in a galactic spiral that's spinning through the void, while every piece of matter no matter how large or small exerts gravity that influences these trajectories, and you're being bombarded by an incomprehensible number of disparate particles and waves of electromagnetic radiation that all disparately affect the trillions of cells that comprise your being. But these factors are all governed by causality, and thus are theoretically predetermined and predictable. But we can't account for all of it to facilitate prediction, so we call that shit God.
The Illuminati was invented the same way.
Redpill me in cave/depths/underground cryptids/entities.
Some vĂdeos/blogs/stories about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrwODmfvSdg
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdrY-2sROQ&feature=youtu.be
Pic related: The Descent.
>>18483529
bump
bemp
>>18483529
This has been a recent obsession of mine.
I have a jealous friend who participates in magic
How do I protect myself from their magic and energy manipulations, without delving into magic myself?
Thanks
The answer is in your image grasshopper, throttle the offending mage until he fears you more than hell itself.
>>18483545
Such an event sounds like the manifestation of their magic though.
prayer trumps magic.
So okay
I need some help
Ever since I was 18 i have been running around with deep fear of solipsism, manifesting in a way I deeply believed I was everything, and the world was merely a projection of my own belief, dream and will
In a way that i am unable to convey because i don't comprehend my own belief either.
But i am made up an explanation for my reality called comfortable reality for my existence and the world i lived in.
Because even though it didn't really make much sense or anything, all the explanations seemed wrong and nobody spoke, at least it wasn't pure craziness, madness or perversion.
even though this fear kept coming back as a extremely powerful visions in which the whole universe seemed to collapse.
Some sort of psychosis or what its name during some bad experiences with weed. (I am very sensitive to drugs)
Any way, 3 years ago or something, actually more now. I met a girl
(I don't even want to write about my crush, we didn't even kiss. But it was very nice, and we hung out a lot for a few months)
Until i started having extremely intense sexual dreams about her, seeing her during meditation, as a sun of light, and getting dream vision, which somehow came true
Not good though
Then my world collapsed, as i suddenly had other problems in life and my being under a heavy doses of what its name (my spirit companion wanted to write watts)
Which somehow ended me up stuck at home, on a farm far from civilization. Far from the people i was talking to
and now, even more lost and alone.
Then i could write about the net months series of events, even more surreal the last.
But mostly i wanted to write about my masturbating a LOT, and having sexual fantasies and dreams, even waking up at night to the sound of a ghost having orgasms.
Anyhow, during my trance-like state, i was under a pure convincion of my feeling or emotions, somehow being purely bound to hers, completely
With me during my trance, then somehow having an even more surreal experience. Which i don't even have words for now.
But i somehow came into another plane of existence, where i was a woman, with a female body
Even more sexual than it had been before
And now
For the past 2 years and a month, I've been living in my normal reality at home, while at the same time walking around with a dual body, where it almost feels like it's being molested.
And now i tried dedication to this experience, or 20 minutes ago, where the part where it becomes 4han relevant or like comes in
Because i was asked if i really wanted to kill them all, when I was let loose.
and suddenly the Alien from the Alien movies was projected inside my mind by these alien fores, because i joked i was gonna kill them all when I was finally let loose
Anybody saw the trailer from the new movie with sex-scene in the show? With the Alien out of nowhere
That was seriously messed up
And my keyboard is seriously broken, so this was really hard to write. I wrote her like 4000 emails and it finally broke down
>>18483448
>it didn't really make much sense or anything
OP sums his post up in one phrase.
For those of you that doubted sigils
>did one on Wednesday, a love one
>charged it with my own pulse
>2 nights ago, on this chat site (not omegle)
>its a text group chat online, not video
>texting anonymously
>girl asks if i want to cam
>talk to her and her friends overnight since then
What are the chances of this happening? out of 100 people she chose me, and she couldntve asked any other guys, because theres no private chat. This was my first sigil and i truly believe now
I am new to this, what is a sigil?
Can you share with more information about it please?
We want to have good luck like you.
>>18483365
http://www.mookychick.co.uk/health/spirituality/magical_sigils.php
What would the sigil exactly do? Did you cast it on her specifically?
Would this work?also what happens if the demon is already in the salt circle
fuck off
>>18483270
>Sodium has any influence over non-physical entities.
>>18483275
So is the whole salt circle thing just a meme?
I am a 36 year old unskilled day laborer that gets paid minimum wage
explain to me why i would be a bad person for commiting suicide instead of waiting to die on the street
take your whiny ass plea for attention to: >>>/adv/
>>18483249
You'd hurt people that care about you. Suicide is incredibly selfish. Buck up
>>18483249
also if you want to live a better live (go to heaven or whatever) then you need to suck up whatever life thows at you in this one.
speaking from a perspective of a person that believes in reincarnation
Grave Dirt has always been considered very powerful, and today I went and gathered some for myself. I entered the cemetery (thanking the spirits of the place). As I was finding a suitable grave I found a cluster of three crow feathers, and used them in my offering- in which I dug a portion of dirt out with a ceremonial knife, lit the incense in the circle of feathers and dropped my two silver-colored coins in the hole. I performed a short invocation over the box and left, pouring out some spirits for the spirits. I performed a banishing in case of tagalongs once I got home.
Does anyone have any experiences collecting or using the stuff?
You're a piece of shit and i hope you die of syphilis.
>>18483200
This isn't 1932 pick a more relevant disease.
>>18483200
desecration of a stranger's resting place is nothing to brag about
So I haven't done mushrooms in athe least 6 months but trolling through /x/ for the first time in a good 4-5 years for some random reason has brought me to this question... I'm looking for some insight on a situation that has happened to me the past 3 times I've done mushrooms.
Experiences were all good every time, hanging with friends bsing nothing crazy night ends a little early because it's getting late I go home, TV is unsettling so I seek comfort lay on my bed and my dog joins me I hug him and look at him he looks at me, I close my eyes and experience major closed eye visuals, focus the energy through my third eye and have somewhat of a meditative connection with my dog through our third eyes, freaked out by the fact that after 10+/- minutes I open my eyes and he is right there looking back at me still (he usually doesn't sit still very long) so freaked out I lay down in the fetal position and close my eyes, the closed eye visuals continue and I begin to meditate again which brings me some sort of comfort.
I then begin to reach a certain point in said meditation where I know I am getting close to a point in which I have called enlightenment but my thoughts are grim.
I begin to think that my life is just my thoughts in a coma, I hear my dad calling a name he usually calls me on a daily basis (I'm 25) and begin to think that maybe he is bedside calling my childhood name trying to wake me up.
While this is going on with the thought I am close to enlightenment in mind I begin to think, if I reach this point my life will end, is this me reaching a higher plane of existence, will my current life end? If I focus and reach this level will I actually enter a coma? Or if I focus and reach this level will I exit a coma and wake up in a hospital bed or as a completely different being?
Have your go /x/ I'd love to hear what you think
>>18483188
>>18483188
you're not in a coma, retard
>>18483188
You just barely approached ego-death which is the ultimate desired outcome of taking psychedelics. You want to get to the point (as you felt "enlightenment") when your ego basically dissolves and you can experience the world for what it is.
I would guess that you still linger to the material realm too much. When you fail to reach the ego-death your subconcience starts messing with your mind and you slowly drift back to your regular mindset. Nothing to be ashamed of desu as long as you learned something from the experience.
>>18483219
also, the ego-death will not last forever and might be probably closest you get to what people after decades of meditation experience.
right, so it's exactly what it sounds like. I've had the dream 4 times now, the three times in the past it had always been when sleeping at night but I literally just woke from a nap where the dream happened again.
so the "pistachio bar", imagine a normal bar but when you sit at the barstools, the bartender comes over and hands you a menu that shows over 60 varieties/flavors of pistachio, all of which they have. you and your party (usually in 2's, though I've seen people in 3's there doing it, and of course people by their single selves) choose your pistachios and then the bartender goes under the bar, immediately emerges with two giant scoops (like cereal scoopers) teaming with nuts, and he hurls them across the entire bar longways and everybody claps. it is communal and each party picks two flavors to treat the whole bar to.
so the reason I'm posting in /x/ is, is this a real thing? it's so bizarrely specific, I really just don't understand why I've dreamt something so particular at all, let alone 4 times. the bartender never looks the same in these dreams. are pistachio bars a thing in some country/culture/custom? what the fuck is going on in these dreams?
it's God commanding you to shove pistachios up your ass.
Or have a pistachio bar at your wedding.
i don't even really know of any flavors of pistachio aside from normal and garlic-roasted
bumpo. i know it's a weird thread but it's definitely outside the realm of normalcy
...what does /x/ think of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Cowen/warhero/connection.htm
under close scrutiny during the trial of his former archivist, Gerry Armstrong. Witnesses were cross-examined on matters documented in the record, and Scientology itself placed Hubbard's former second-in-command, Thomas Moulton, on the witness stand. The results were disastrous for Scientology. The case was lost and the judge found that Hubbard had lied systematically about his past. The records themselves ended up either being read into the proceedings or were entered as exhibits in the case. Either way, many of the more damaging documents were now part of the public record.
In short, virtually every significant claim made by Prouty appears to be have a non-sinister resolution, to be based on false assumptions, or to be quite simply incorrect. He already does not have a reputation as a reliable source of information; as one Prouty skeptic comments, "unfortunately, he has a record of making statements that sound plausible but that don't hold up when compared to the historical record." 6 This certainly rings true concerning his comments on Hubbard's naval career. Considering that Prouty is a self-proclaimed expert witness, it is somewhat perplexing that he should have made fundamental errors of fact - such as the non-existent medals or the corvettes which never went to Australia - which he could have caught had he done only a little bit of research. Col Prouty lives in Alexandria, Virginia, a few miles from the US Navy Historical Center at Washington Navy Yard. Did he check his assertions with the Navy? If not, why not? Since he never served with the Navy, what knowledge does he have of its practices in World War 2?
All of these points suggest strongly that Col L. Fletcher Prouty is not a credible analyst of Hubbard's naval career. Unfortunately for the Church of Scientology, he happens to be the only quasi-independent "expert" supporter of their theory that Hubbard's record is fabricated. This is of considerable significance in analysing the final aspect of Hubbard's naval records - their veracity.
>>18483082
The anatomy of this girl is disconcerting.
Hey whatsup with up with this level on halo I see myself allover it in the detail of the map and the triangle eye I wish I knew can anyone explain to me whatsup with it? My life story parts of it on a map.
You need to go outside at least one day before school vacation is over.
>>18483040
Ideations of reference, try to stop noticing it. It can lead to bad things
code named "prince of dorkness" by bungie I do stuff than I go there and see it hard to figure out by my lonesome
Better if it is not some creepypasta thing.
OP, you posted three examples first.
>>18482805
mostly just unexplained photos that appear to be real
>>18482805
Everyone on /mu/ tryna ignore that Jeff Rosenstock dropped the AOTY