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Infinite possibilities will drive man mad. Not a God though.

It's turtles all the way down

Have you ever read an ounce of the bible? The biblical god is the definition of evil, and a semi-powerful one at that. That god has all sorts of wants and needs that he doesn't have the power to achieve. He is as if man with godlike powers, he has the worse personality and all the most sinful traits. The only thing he does is make up lies for his own shortcomings. He has to try to trick you and lie to you in order to trick people into believing that he is all-powerful.

>>18485969
>be me , 12 yo
>having a routine with my mother , every night she would come to turn off the music I listened to fall asleep , tucking me back to bed just after she was done .
>Same routine going on for month , start getting used to her cold hands softly caressing my skin as a goodnight
>fast forward one year , same routine
>parents decide I am old enough to stay home alone while they go for a restaurant with friends
>get pizzas and plays mario64 until 11pm
>just go to sleep , playing my favourite mixtape
>hear a noise , don't even dare to take a breath
>scared asf
>justdontmoveanditwillgoaway.exe
>hear my music stop
>feel something bending over me tucking me in my bed
>soft and cold hands on my face
>paralysedasf.jpeg
>goes away
>hear parents coming home , finally, safe


I just talked about that with my mom , I'm now 25 and still , this was the scariest event in my whole life .

>>18486375
bullshitbullshitbullshit not even senpai
....
how did the conversation between u and ur mom go?

>>18485969
senpai senpai senpai

Is it full proof or fool proof? Have I been spelling this wrong?

>>18485935
It's fool proof

>>18485935
Its fool proof. Meaning that a foolish person wouldnt be able to mess it up

WHY would /x/ want to help you kill cryptids?

>>18485889
Proof

Hunt the desert midget. I've heard there are different names for them, but that's what I believe they are--an otherworldly, shamanistic midget.

You may not want to attack it, perhaps just have some sort of cultural experience

If you really want to encounter the desert midget get yourself some drugs and head out in the desert. Get yourself a camera so we can see some of them

good luck my friend

>>18485775
>blasphemous

Mad fundamentalist actually thinks god cares about how he/she/it is portrayed.

And if you actually had done any "deeper study of their lore" as you put it, you would find that many deities are related through history and cross-cultural fertilisation.

What are you talking about?

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>>18485809
>What are you talking about?

It sounds like OP puts a lot of faith in old texts, which he may have invest large amounts of time studying, and is now upset when others view elder entities in ways inconsistent with those texts.

I for one, think old texts have a lot to tell us, but the authors were humans too. And we as a species don't really understand all that's going on, everything is a learning process -- views change for better or worse with experiences. Old texts might, gasp, not be 100% correct at times.

PLUS how about giving the entities themselves the freedom to do some changing of their own over time.

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>>18485644
it's all in your head

>>18485644
I was taking a walk near a cellphone tower and I felt like my entire spirit was suddenly shifted outside of my body for a second. It didn't feel like I was flying above myself but it felt like I had just completed a small function in some sort of machine. Not very spiritual but it felt mechanical like I had just entered a small matrix.

>>18485644
Astral projection isn't something you experience in the same way you experience every day life. You don't see things as you normally do, and you can't see the physical world, because while you're projecting you have no physical eyes with which to see the world.
That's all I'm going to say.

>>18485278
no

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It's made in lead

>>18485278
I thought it was a H on it but it looks like a Russian character? Where you from OP?

>>18485164
Sounds like you got the "Special Programming"
Lol. You don't own several copies of Catcher in the Rye, do you?

>>18485208
no and i don't have any urges to kill famous musicians.
I hope i'm not fucking crazy, but i swear i remember that too well man.

>>18485164
I vividly remember seeing a commercial as a kid that no one else remembers and I can't believe they would actually put on T.V. It was a child sitting at the top of the stairs and you could hear his parents fighting downstairs. The man was upset that his wife had ordered pizza for dinner instead of cooking a meal. He screamed at her and then there was sounds of glass shattering and the wife screaming in pain. Basically it was a commercial about domestic abuse, I was really young when I saw it and the thought of it still horrifies me.

>new age bullshit

Unsure if this is bait or sincere.

>>18485170
>considers this new age

Just turned 18, huh?

>>18485158
Masturbate

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>>18485114
I had one once when I was a child the dream has stuck with me for years.
> I'm running to a nearby hill with 3 trees
> I hear a voice talking
>Sounds like a gibbirsh
>The trees have werid doors on them
> I open the middle one
> Fall for what feels like forever
> I woke up terrified
> Cry to my mother
That's it made short

>>18485114
Short dream version, i might type the long version when i replug my pc.
I started dreaming about arriving on an island, i knew this island somehow and the people there knew me.
I was taken to a house where a family i knew let me sleep and eat.
The family had a grandmother, father, mother, an older boy and a younger girl.

A few days goes by and children from the village starts to go missing. The children in the house i live in goes missing as well and we start looking for them.

Apearently they are dead and i help their spirits find peace by doing things for them that they left unfinished and things like that.

Last ghost i help is the girl from the house i live in.
She is up on a roof, i fail to help her and she pushes me off the roof and i die.

I wake up in panic here because it fealt so real, and i feal really uneasy but edventually fall asleep again.

Dream start over and same things happens again but slightly different. This time she stabs me with a sharp stick in the eye and it makes me fall of the roof.

The dream repets itself like five times or something but is slightly different every time.

>>18485114
i had a dream where i fought off some aliens in my garage with a katana in one hand
while jacking off with the othed

You should dump her.

>>18485067
Con't

>Something starts feeling REALLY off about the pics. They look familiar. But they're just pics of food. Nothing unique at all.
>Do my shopping in downtown. Take the train back to previous mall
>Check social media again. Check's cute girl's profile once more.
>Wait what the fuck. She lives in my town?
>Start feeling cold.
>I get off the train
>Train is an outdoor train. So you can see the opposite side of the station easily
>Sees a girl on the other side of the station as I get out of the train, and it moves on by.
>Looks A LOT like cute girl.
>Getting spooked. But keeping my cool. Probably just tripping balls now. My imagination is absolutely fucking with me
>I go downstairs to leave the station.
>As I beep out. I see the girl also beep out.
>I walk to the bus stop to take the bus to the farmers market
>Girl is behind me
>I stand by the bus stop. Bus stops. Not my bus.
>Girl is about to go on.
>Gets a good glimpse of her.
>Holy shit it's the cute girl.
>Absolutely spooked. What's going on.
>She looks at me. And we continue to stare at each other as she gets on the bus, and it drives away.
>She lives in my town.
>That bus she took drives towards my house
>Genuinely freaking out.
>No idea how to react.
>Take the other bus to farmers market
>Check her profile again. I swear I'm hallucinating
>She's magically mutual friends with an old childhood friend of mine from way back
>And mutual friends with an old highschool acquaintance.
>What the fuck
>Go home. Pit in my stomach. Nervous as fuck as to what's going on.

I've never met her in my life once until today. I'm actually getting spooked at this whole thing.
Any ideas or similar stories to share?

>>18485071
Dump who

>>18484848
>48 laws of power
>484848

fuck

>>18484848
Convicts swear by it.

>>18484801
Meet me behind papa johns in an hour. Make sure you aren't wearing underwear

>>18484808

Damn. Yours was better than mine. Fbpb.

>>18484801
>Get 3' salami, salt, candles, and peanut butter
>Make salt circle
>Draw pentagram with piss
>Dance while tracing out pentagram
>Spread peanut butter on salami
>Shove up anus while screaming "POKE MY DIDDLY, MR.PIBBLY"
Please film and post here

>>18484745
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner's_cinema

Your girlfriend's butt is so heavy it is fracturing your corneas.

It means your eyes are hurt or you've got a bad headache.