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How do I summon my guardian angel or an archangel? I need help. I want to kill myself. Life is hard and I need guidance and answers.
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>>18514027
Just kill yourself
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>>18514027
Sounds like you already know how, you want to kill yourself but you know you need guidance. Trust yourself friendo, make the changes you want
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Fun Fact: You can safely skip any thread that uses a frog image as it will be unfailingly stupid.
Do you guys believe in Sasquatch?
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>>18513944
Yeah
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>>18513944
I think its plausable there is some kind of humanoid ape monster and the fact multiple regions of the world have yeti/sasquash/bigfoot stories gives me hope.
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>>18513944
That is, the dumbest comic ever produced. Good work.
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How to use magic for protection against physical violence? I dont want to be noticed. Does these work and how does one use them?
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You can't do shit through magic. Especially against physical violence. Why you ask? Because magic, ehm, is not real man. Did no one told you?
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>Does these
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>>18513910
Oh look, its you again
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Why God doesn't cure the amputees?
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in one story that is told he heals some guy that got his ear chopped off
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Why do atheists decide that something has never happened and treat it as gospel?
Btw research that proved mystic experiences are a thing and not delusions says hi, make sure you tip your fedora in hell too.
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>>18513796
>Why do atheists decide that something has never happened and treat it as gospel?
Projection
>Btw research
That's what we are doing, asking questions.
>make sure you tip your fedora in hell too.
You don't have that kind of authority, junior. Judge not lest you be judged, unless you decide different? Please.
Any one recognize this pic?
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>>18513583
Kraina grzybów anonie
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Still looks like a cat.
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cute kitten
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Deep/Dark Web facts thread
1. Nothing is live on the Deep Web. Live Suicide and Red Rooms are already taped before being published on the Deep Web, meaning they could all be works of fiction. That said, stories about red rooms can be true, but the ones with live chats and people donating aren't.
2. It is believed that all the websites that are locked with a password are completely empty, or don't hide anything interesting.
3. Around 95% of the Deep Web is also on the surface web, some say that even the other 5% is just useless shit that people hide there for fun.
4. Deep Web mail services (like sigaint) are as secure as Surface Web ones, and sometimes less. It's safer to browse the web on Tor, but mailing services aren't safe as they say.
5. It is possible for a governmental agency to block websites. Almost every document and video on the Deep Web are inoffensive and/or fake. Don't think yourself as one human being can browse through secret documents before them.
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Le bump
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>>18513557
To be honest, I've seen (without even searching specifically for it) many child porn websites on the surface web.
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Well I hope you were using a VPN 'cause just catching a glimpse of that shit is illegal
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Are these threads still allowed on /x/?
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>>18513428
Lol too many people take /x/ seriously now, so any story coming from this will probably be the next dissected thread for a few months.
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Seems fun.
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How can a five year old used to death chart generate OC?
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COLD READING THREAD 2017-01-11 08:02:46 Post No.18513368
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COLD READING THREAD
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...ghost edition.
I channel the will of the righteous dead to answer your questions.
Ask anything.
Tell me of your virtues so that I may better answer you.
It is midnight. The alignment begins.
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charging up with remembrance of the great triumph of some of our own
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it is time
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it begins
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What determines your next life? 2017-01-11 07:45:40 Post No.18513308
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What determines your next life?
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What choices in this life will affect your next one?
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Lovely
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>>18513308
the specific thoughts directly you die.
if someone points a gun at you, be careful.
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>>18514507
>if someone points a gun at you, be careful.
haha why?
God's redemption is literally outgunned by a single pistol?
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Ok I've been lurking /x/ for several years and rarely post anything. Here lately I've dived back into these threads and feel like telling one of my stories. This happened over a 1 week period almost 10 years ago.
> be 16 working in a shitty old grocery store
> it's old been the main one in small town for years
> I do every job in the place and it's always busy
> it's almost winter so night comes early
> around dusk outside light is fading
> go out to do some cart wrangling
> walk up to cart holder with SUV parked next to it
> see old lady inside creepy smile
> being the nice guy I am I smile and wave hello
> she just stares, I grab up all the carts and look back
> nothing inside the SUV
> being a pussy I nope inside
Things get funny then downright terrifying
Continue?
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>>18513294
Op here pic related and I'll post some creepy pastas till I get a reply
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Cont.
> ok two days later almost same time as last story
> grumpy fat lady walks up to me
> pissed we don't have her favorite chocolate milk available
> demands I check back for it
> yes ma'am, walking back along section adjacent to frozen section
> look up and see what looks like a naked nignog toddler sprint around the end of Isle into frozen section
> not super weird I live in a rural area so I laugh and run after it to yell at its backwoods momma for letting this happen where people buy food.
> get around end literally 5 seconds
> nothing and no one in the frozen section just empty
> say nope to going in the dark quiet back and spend a few minutes fucking about
> tell wildebeest that we are really out, she's passed but walks off
> starting to get really creepy feeling while I'm at work
> hear footsteps near closing time and check store to find Noone
> start getting that freaky feeling of being watched from behind
> start seeing black things in corner of eye they disappear when I look
One more part and it still bothers me ten years later
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Who wants to hear some spooky ass music I wrote?
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>wrote
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>>18513300
Ok, technically I just recorded it, I don't think I wrote a thing down, you got me there anon. But its all original.
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>>18513284
Only if you post more /x/-tan
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was this a CIA operation?
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More like a massive retardation operation
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>>18513274
You would know.
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>OP doesn't get the answer he wants
>OP is upset when he realizes life isn't a cold war thriller
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List 3 things that scare you
1. you scare me
2
3.
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>List 3 things that scare you
OP can't even get past one.
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>>18513078
wot are you on about sweet eart.
serious question is everyone on /x/ schizophrenic or high?
1. heights, falling and dying from heights
2. shooting myself in the head, having to shoot myself in the head
3. extensive torture
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>>18513117
1. Being alone for the rest of my life
2. Losing my job and dying on the streets hopelessly addicted to smack
3. Shooting myself in the face
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Hi guys, i want to lose weight and made a sigil. How to properly cast it? Can I eat it to increase the symbolism?
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>>18512857
In this instance I would suggest charging the sigil via burning it, since you want to burn calories.
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>i want to lose weight and
>Can I eat it
Found your problem.
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You could also cast the arcane spell known as diet and exercise
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"UFO Crash In Peru" - Lance Corporal Jonathan Weygandt Testimony
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Testimony of Lance Corporal John Weygandt
THE DISCLOSURE PROJECT
https://youtu.be/SU8alQ3Daaw
October 2000
Lance Corporal John Weygandt enlisted in the Marine Corp in 1994. Stationed in Peru to provide
perimeter security to a supposed drug-traffic radar installation, one night he and two other Sergeants were
told to secure a possible crash site in the forest. When they arrived they saw a 20-meter egg-shaped UFO
buried in the side of a gorge. He was called back from the craft, arrested, handcuffed and threatened and
abusively interrogated. One of the men told him that the interrogators basically did what they wanted and
that they were not under Constitutional law. Weygandt believes that this UFO was shot down by a
HAWK missile.
Dr. Steven Greer
I enlisted in the Marine Corp under the delayed entry program in July of 1994 while still in high
school. I enlisted, of course, in a delayed entry for a year or so. I went to boot camp on the 18th of June. I
graduated 8 September 1995.
I was on guard duty that night so I was already up and it was my shift. So we got up at about 3:00 or
4:00 in the morning and headed out with about five or six hummers. We drove to where we needed to go
and from there we had to hump through the bush. So we got there at about 6:00 or 7:00, just when it
started to get light.
Well, we found the area real easy because there was a huge gash in the land where something had
crashed. It didn’t break anything- I don’t know if you have ever been to a crash site where you had trees
and they had just broken like in half. Everything was burned and it was like something had almost cut
warm butter with a knife. It was like something on fire or had some kind of energy like a laser had cut it.
It was really strange. Anyway, I was in the front with Sergeant Allen and Sergeant Atkinson. And we
were ten or twenty meters ahead of everyone else. We all had maps and radios and compasses so we
wouldn’t get lost.
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We were the first ones to see this thing. It had gone up the hill and then off in the side of the ravine
and ridge. This is about a 200-foot ridge, at least -Solid rock. It was buried in the side of a cliff.
Anyway, we didn’t go straight up, we went to the left and walked up to the top of the ridge and that is
when we saw the craft.
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This was a huge ship. And when I first saw it I was scared. It scared the heck out of me. I didn’t
know what to do. It was really confusing. We all climbed down and it was buried at about a 45-degree
angle in the side of the cliff there at the ridge. This was a steep cliff. It was straight up and down. And it
was dripping a syrup-like liquid. It was everywhere. And it was greenish-purple and it kind of fluctuated.
You would look at it one time and then you would look at it again and it was almost like it was alive and
changing but every time that you looked at it you saw a different shade of greenish-purple.
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There was one light on the ship that slowly went around. And the machine, I could hear it because it
was still functioning and it had like a hum to it. It was like a bass, like say if you unplugged an amp from
a guitar, that kind of deep sound and it kind of fluctuated and then finally it just cut off and everything just
seemed to stop.