Hi /x/, this is my first post on this board so bear with me if this is the wrong place, but I'm definitely not going to Reddit for this shit.
Backstory:
I was just browsing through old files to clear out space for the video game "The Crew" that I just bought, then I discovered a weird file. It was named "audio only p0rn". I clicked on it because obviously I was expecting something related to the title, but I was greeted with something really creepy. I asked a few friends and one said it sounded like a possible intro to an "Aphex Twin" song, but I couldn't find anything related. The file was created on 12/30/15 at 11:58 p.m. I have no other information.
tl;dr:
Clearing out space for a video game, find creepy audio file, please help me figure out what it is.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15nCWKDQ1np
RUN!
>>19507558
I aint clicking that shit nigga
>>19507558
Run, Forrest, Run!
Did we ever figure out what this is? I'm still stumped.
>>19507199
Clearly a Russian angel.
>>19507199
Swamp gas
Looks like theyre filming through glass and projecting something towards the glass from behind the camera.
Does anybody else here pray for timewave zero to come to an end soon? I've not yet given up hope that mckenna was right. Just end human suffering now, for gods sake.
>>19507160
People with money don't want the time cube to end
Quit being so selfish and work endlessly for neo shekels like the regular jagoff you are
Next time ask for a better spot on the triangle of unfairness
Learn to lose
>>19507821
Learn to win together
Show me a proof that the paranormal is real now!
no bully
Tell me my name.
Something, anything that only I should know.
>>19507132
Your name is...b-big Faggot!
Just finished watching: "Who Took Johnny" on Netflix. They mention breifly at the very end of the possibility of Johnny's abducation being Human Trafficking/Pedo Ring. Something about the Franklin Coverup. Can anyone elaborate on what this is? I don't have time to watch the documentary on YouTube about it: Conspiracy of Silence or something.
>>19507060
Johnny was kidnapped and his mom is an attention seeking woman in denial.
Simplest explanation is usually correct.
>>19508260
Then why the investigator died in a small plane crash?
Bastard was so cheap that he probably didn't even used taxis, but suddenly he's flying right after he implied that people in the Reagan administration was involved.
>>19507060
Basically pizzagate in the 80s for the Republicans.
A bankster connected to Reagan named larry king(not the reporter) was accused of human trafficking foster children for the elite by a girl named Alisha Owen who was arrested for making these claims.
The Akaike Legion's 2017 recruitment drive has begun.
www.akaike2017.wixsite.com/welcome
The password will be supplied very soon.
Regards,
Amane.
Aids
>>19506952
What's it all about, Alfie?
>>19506952
What is this about?
ALRIGHTY. Recently I've had some visions, no big deal. I'm probably going to Hell. Don't see a way out. Never been here (/x/) before. I wanna be a good guy. Tell me everything you know about the spirit world. Thank ye.
What perspective are we coming from? I dunno', man. Have you tried not being a shit head?
>>19506753
I'm not a total asshole. It doesn't matter. You live a holy life or you go to Hell. People wbo I looked up to were in Hell. I'm not even religious, or I wasn't. Maybe it's just some demon playing with me, trying to make me afraid?
>>19506785
>People who I looked up to were in Hell.
Who? Randy Rhoads? Dimebag Darrel? Lemmy Kilmister?
http://hideandgokill.wikia.com/wiki/Hide_and_Go_Seek_Alone
Is this just another creepypasta thing or not?
Based on what I know about voodoo, everything in this ritual seems like a potent way to summon something. Have any of you ever tried this, or a similar ritual?
It's a creepypasta, don't bother with this silly LARP.
>>19506736
if it's just a silly LARP, why shouldn't I just go ahead and try it?
>>19506749
Because its edgy/childish...Same waste of time as vidya&reddit...
Im stuck spiritually
Im an Asura
I do chanting all day and mudra.
what else should i do?
also we need a spirituallity board
https://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/spiritual-problems/karma/purpose-of-life/
i guess im doing something wrong
focus on yourself, not on religious/spiritual dogma. you will find that it is also a wall
>>19506068
Abstain from gambling, meat-eating and eggs, intoxicants and illicit sex. Chant Hare Krishna and bless your meals as prasadam before eating and your life will become purified.
Hello my doodz. I was wondering if anyone here who practises meditation has dealt with tinnitus before, and if so- how did you get past it?
Mine started from a factory accident that damaged my hearing, but it gets worse with stress and anxiety. At times it makes me feel kind of isolated, especially when it's quiet or when I'm meditating/praying. The quieter it is, the louder it gets until it feels like I'm trapped in my own mind and it makes meditation near impossible. It's yet another thing keeping me completely grounded in the physical world...
"/x/"
>>19506024
Just accept it, like you accept your heartbeat and breathing.
>>19506024
Suck a dick and swallow the cum. You will be cured the second the juicy, hot load hits your stomach.
There is a side effect though, you will develop and insatiable hunger for big, hard, meaty cocks and an unquenchable thirst for white hot, sticky man juice.
Enjoy!
post spooky photographs. Pictures taken by serial killers, "when you see it" tier shit, unexplained photos, anything goes. Let's get the obvious out of the way first.
How do I lucid dream?
pic unrelated
>>19528939
Im asking too. I've successfully realized I'm dreaming twice but the first time I lost motor control, fell, and the dream ended, and the second time everything faded to black and the dream ended.
>>19528939
Theres different levels of awareness to lucid dreaming.
1. dream journal. Do it. You'll achieve baseline lucidity this way.
2. Interrupted sleep patterns. Whether you use an alarm or drugs it doesnt matter. Naps in the late morning/early afternoon are almost sure fire. This increases the vividness of your dreams.
3. Sleep paralysis. The best way to insure lucidity is through sleep paralysis/hypnogogia. Let the hallucinatuons act on you and give in to them. This is 100% going to induce deep lucidity.
4. Reality checks. Focus on something that has to do with digits or numbers. Check clocks, fingers, playing cards... anything that has to do with numbers. For some reason in a dream state your brain cant process numbers and they'll look lile runes or your fingers will be missing or dramatically multiplied. This is a sure fire way of achieving control and vividness in a lucid dream state.
5. Dream stabilization techniques. When you achieve deep lucid dreaming states to the point where you are in control, and have all your 5 senses, you can get overexcited and wake yourself up. Google dream stabilization but my recommended techniques are spinning clockwise or focusing on textured detail in your environment.
When you achieve deep controlled lucidity it is life changing. You will be able to materialize your weird fetish and feel the sex you have with the character you created, you will feel hear smell and taste your environment and completely control it. It's sometimes more real than waking life. This shit is no joke. But its a lifelong practice and lesson on maintaining awareness. I have used lucid dreaming for so many things including exercising fetishes to finishing a song i couldnt in waking life.
Practice, research techniques, and maintain awareness. Lucid dreaming is extremely powerful.
>>19528939
There's a host of tricks people always give. Personally, I found just paying extra close attention to my dreams helped, but some people say that you should stop yourself in the middle of the day at random times and ask yourself honestly, "Am I dreaming right now??"
You'll eventually ask yourself in a dream.
This happened just a few minutes ago. I was at my desk watching Youtube; I was completely still and using headphones. My dad came in and asked if I fell, apparently he heard a bang and wanted to make sure I was ok. I told him I was fine and that I didn't hear anything. I went to get water and my front door was wide open. My parents are asleep in the other room and I'm not sure whats going on. I checked around the house and didn't see anything out of the ordinary. Any idea what's going on ?
Pic not related, only thing I have on my pc that relates to this board.
>>19528710
Your dad went in the room to check to make sure you didn't hear him banging the hooker and she just left the door open on the way out.
>>19528710
spoopy, how long was it before you went to get a glass of water and when your dad checked on you? is anybody even in the house?
>>19528763
I wasn't paying that much attention but I'd say around five minutes or so. The only other people in the house are my parents but I checked their room and they're both asleep.
Hello. I just posted this on /Pol and they sent me here instead. So here goes: I'm not a crazy person, but I've been hearing voices in my head for a few weeks now. It was sort of ramping up for the past year or so as my own sort of hyper thinking , like talking to myself in my head. But I am now hearing a voice that is not me own (it even told me it's name). Like last night I was hanging out with some friends and I heard the voice saying "Over there! Over there! Over there!" and I was looking all over the room and each time I looked somewhere the voice would say "no over there!" And then I realized everyone was watching me , with my eyes darting around the room. We all just laughed I just pretended I was zoning out. I'm getting a bit worried because the voice has starting to say negative things. Like at work I was talking to my supervisor and the voice was saying "he stole from you! He stole from you!" again and again (my supervisor never did that, he's actually a great guy).
Is there any way I can deal with this without having to tell anyone in real life? Could it just be caused by stress and will it go away on its own?
It comes and goes. I haven't heard the voice at all today. I'm going camping tomorrow tho, I'm scared shitless the voice will say something to freak me out.
>>19528192
>>19528192
Hello op i am the guy with the Faraday cage post in the other thread.
First you need a center point, something that can guide you in this chaotic state.
First, get the helmet, if you notice a deviation in the flux of the voices, a lower amount of them or with distortion or a diminishing in the volume of the voices, f-great, its a force outside of your head, go and take the next step and get a Faraday cage, you can get lots of blueprints from the internet and i recommend you pay your local electrician for the delicate/dangerous parts.
Two, anon, if both of those methods dont work, you need start accepting that you might have schizophrenia to a certain degree, you will need a catscan of your brain and true proper medical support for this condition.
What brought my attention to this was the fact the voices told you to join ISIS, which, is very odd now that you mention, because there are several cases of youung people who joined ISIS and they seem for a better lack of words, out of it.
You have schizophrenia. It's a mental disorder. Google it.
>>19528259
What are you talking about? What is this helmet?
And I never said the voice said that.
and why do so many seem to believe in the shit x does? are they actually worth talking to about x tier shit?
They are part of the Thieves guild and they can provide you with valuable information if you tip them some gold.
>>19527862
>gives gold coin
Heard any golf rumours lately?
some are proffesionaly scammers like gypsies and some just low life small time scammers. it's extremely rare for panhandler to be actually homeless and in need of money.